In an attempt to help newlyweds keep the ever shifting balance of the ongoing male/female battle of wit and will,

The Kent Noller Institute for Marital Bliss

Presents an indispensable six-week educational experience for women of all ages:
Understanding a wifes role in marriage.
Week One:
-She's just a Friend 101- an in depth exploration of the harmless male phenomenon of having strippers as pals.

Week Two
-How to Cook Meat- The sensual art of pleasuring your man using bloody pieces of cow and pig flesh.

Week Three
-Arguing with Reason... and a point- This is possibly the most important course a woman can take in order to make her relationship a rewarding and sane one for her man.

Week Four
-"Woman! Where the hell is my dinner"- What this loving phrase should mean to you.

Week Five
Why paying rent can help you get closer to your man- While sharing a bed can be fun and a great way to build a trusting relationship, sometimes the real estate is just too valuable to give away for free. This course will help you balance a healthy sex life with helping pay your man's gambling debts.

Week Six
-Threesomes can be loving, too- What better way to judge how your man will treat you than to watch how he treats others, like the waitress who just served you dinner, or the female police officer who just pulled him over for drunk driving, or perhaps the bi-sexual nymphomaniac secretary in his office. This course includes a field trip and a class project.
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