| I would like to take this opprtunity to address the long standing rumor and assumption by many that Schad is, in fact, gay. First of all, let me say that I myself have been prone to say, without difinitive proof, that Schad is gay. I'm usually not so quick to pass judgement but I must say I got caught up in the hysteria. Second, and most importantly, it must be said that Schad is, most definitely, gay as the day is long. Ever wonder why he never has a girlfriend?... Its because he's GAY!! Ever wonder why he sometimes gets all puffy and acts all big and shit?... Its because he's GAY!! Pink Pussy Boots? GAY!! Haircut every two weeks? GAY!! You don't actually think he mountain bikes because he enjoys it do you? Its because of the shorts!!! He's GAY!!! How about his wierd obsession with Abercrombie Fitch? Guess what?... HE'S GAY!! Seen his new Van's shoes? GAY!! Now, I know a lot of you are saying to yourselves, "But Kent, all this doesn't mean he's gay..." To all of you I say...So? |
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