| BOZO THE ASS-BITING MORONIC CLOWN |
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| bOZO'S DOG, Asshole, Reveals Outer Space Plans |
| Houston [AP] Bozo the Clown's dog Asshole told reporters today that the famous clown will be traveling to outer space. "The flight will occur in the first part of June." The purpose of the flight will be to sabotage various space vehicles at the request of the Communist Party, he said. |
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