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| Pillsbury Gang Terrorizes Classroom |
| MOSCOW- Deranged thieves exotorted kopecs from schoolchildren in a Moscow classroom yesterday. They said "Give us your money or we'll make you eat these fucking Pillsbury cinamon roll things." The children quickly handed over the loot. Shortly afterward, one of the perpetrators was shot in the head by a security guard. The shooting victim was identified as Poppin Fresh, the gang's leader. His remains will be fed to ducks later this week. |
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| Wang Jiaxiong from northwest China's Shaanxi province falls to his death while trying to jump over the Great Wall in Tianjin, China, on October 2, 2002. Wang tried to clear the wall on his bike after riding down a 35-metre high, 76-metre long runway. Picture taken October 2. REUTERS/China Photo |
| Chinese astronaut killed after successful launch |
| Total Comitted Letters |
| Please rid Beach Road of she-males Editor; The recent completion of the Beach Road improvements and the beautiful landscaping make this such an enjoyable place. Early the other morning (about 7 a.m.) my wife and I with our small child went for a little exercise before breakfast and were somewhat frightened by the alarming number of she-males and their unwanted solicitations. There also seem to be a growing number of underage Thai girls being �pimped� by their Thai boyfriends. Why does this go on day after day? That same evening we went down �Walking Street� (A.K.A. Whoretown - Ed.) to visit a seafood restaurant and enjoy the fresh evening air. As my wife and little girl went window shopping I was approached by no less than (3) Thai males offering to sell me a variety of drugs all within sight of the tourist police? If you want families and quality tourists to come here you need to clean this up. Concerned Retiree Dear Moron, Lemme get this straight. You took your wife and kid to Pattaya and it was real cool except there were too many fags and whores. You must be a new reader, or else you would know that the correct action for you to take is to shove a cattle prod up your ass and whistle "Dixie". Editor |
| Should�ve named names Sir, I refer to your newspaper�s reporting on the front page of the hotel member of staff wilfully stealing 180,000 euros from a customer who entrusted that money in the hotel�s safety deposit box. You omitted to tell your readers the name of the hotel which could only say �Sorry� without any further comment on compensation for cash lost from a �safety deposit� box supposedly under the hotel�s protection. So might I, on behalf of those people like myself who actually buy your newspaper expecting in return to be properly informed of the local news, ask you to name this hotel (which I presume is in Pattaya) and also to print the name and position of the spokesperson pertinent to this hotel and its guest policy or lack of it. Yours sincerely, J Smethust Dear Smethust, Good idea. Editor |
| Editor: I wanted to write about how I am becoming disillusioned with Thailand, Bangkok in particular. When I first started visiting Thailand about six years ago, I really felt like I was going someplace exotic and different. There were plenty of farangs there visiting already, but not anything near what is there now. I think the amount of farangs in the Kingdom is getting out of hand. Dear bunghole, Of all the fucked up things in Thailand, the excess number of farang is number 297. |