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| Weird News |
| Local clown dragged from dumpster screaming "I am Osama bin Laden." |
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| Local clown gets thumb caught in his own ass |
| Clown raped by rampaging herd on monkeys |
| Retarded clown signs new TV contract |
| Retarded clown tries to board airplane with bomb....TV contract cancelled |
| Well-known clown targeted by F-16s |
| New in 2002 |
| "The moon around your anus has been demoted", claims incoherent clown. |
| German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder will give his first euro to the first Bozo he meets after the New Year's Day switchover from the mark, the newspaper Bild reported. |
| News Stunner |
| Clown savaged by "flying cat". |