Kenshin’s Pants Productions proudly presents:
*Ran sings, to the tune of ‘Belle’ from Beauty and the Beast*
Ran: Tomobiki, such a unique city
Every day like no day before
Tomobiki filled with crazy people
Yelling out to say…
(offstage voices)
Shinbou: Ataru, my skirt!
Mendo: Moroboshi, I’ll kill you!
Lum: Darling!
Sakura: Moroboshi, stop the trouble!
*Ataru runs onstage, chased by Lum*
Ran: There goes Ataru, on the run like always
From Lum’s electrocuting rays
She’s been causing that boy pain
Since long before I came
to Tomobiki town
*Lum walks over to Ran*
Lum: Good morning, Ran!
Ran: Good morning, Lum!
Lum: Where are you heading?
Ran: I’m just grocery shopping for Rei. I was planning on cooking him the most wonderful meal, but he already ate everything in the refrigerator.
Lum: Oh. That’s nice. Darling, what are you doing?
*Ataru boogies up between the two girls, wearing sunglasses. He starts singing to the tune of ‘Mambo #5’*
Ataru:
I like Kaede, Asuka, Ryoko and Elle
And in my harem
They’re all gonna dwell
So what can I do, I really beg you oh Lum
Understand- To me flirting’s just for fun, any normal guy
Does the same, so let me- Lum please
Now here comes the chorus:
A little bit of Ryuunosuke in my
life
A little bit of Benten by my side
A little bit of Sakura is all I need
A little bit of Kurama’s what I see
A little bit of Shinbou in the sun
A little bit of Oyuki all night long
A little bit of Ran here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man
*The music stops, Lum interrupts- taking the song’s tune back to ‘Belle’*
Lum:
Here’s where I met you, Darling~
It’s my favorite part because you’ll see
There’s where you say you’ll marry me
But you go and deny it all
before page thirty!
Ran: What’s with this crazy and chaotic life!
Ataru: Just watch, I’ll make all girl’s my wives!
Lum: Hands off my Darling
Ran: What makes you think you’re special?
Lum: He’s my husband, can’t you tell?
Ran: Oh it’s such a pity then, that the best girl here will win.
Lum: His lips to kiss are mine alone.
Ran: With my kiss, his soul I’ll own.
Lum/Ran: With just a kiss his feelings known…
*The two try and kiss Ataru, who jerks away in time, leaving the two girls to kiss each other*
Lum/Ran: *frustrated, they through their hands up* This town!
Ataru: Uh…guys…
Lum: Darling!
Ran: Ataru!
Lum/Ran: Get back here!
*The girls then chase Ataru offstage*
THE END