| I want to shave my head again. I have pictures of me with a shaved head and I have to admit...it's not pretty. Kind of an ugly look to be honest. I just hate having hair. It's too much goddamn work. Primping is for girls. When my head was shaved it was just wash and go. Bar of soap and I was good to go. The only thing keeping me from doing it is that "in-between" phase when it grows out. It kind of puffs all around my head. It's helmetlike. |
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| KPC at Sleazy Jeff's wedding with his tragic bald head------------------------->>> Should I go back to this mess? |
| I played the lottery last month when it got really big. It was like $200 million or something. Like everyone, I had delusions of what I would do with that money. I'm not sure what I'd do in the long term but I think I know what I'd do as a first impulse. I'd gather my closest friends and go shopping for Italian sportscars. Like those really stupid, flashy ones. Ferraris for everybody! Next we'd go get a bunch of strippers and guns and go screaming down the highway shooting in the air. Reckless speed, bullets and public nudity just seems rich to me.. Irrational? Probably. If there's a better idea out there, however, I'd love to hear it. |
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| Celebrities who would kill themselves if they had an ounce of self-respect.... 1. Anna Nichole Smith 2. Celine Dion 3. R. Kelly 4. Michael Jackson 5. Anyone who has ever uttered the word "baby" in a song. |
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