Duke- what you doing back here?
Leon-Just wanted to let you know that the White Construction Co. is on it's way.
Duke: huh? why?
Leon: Flint's brothers are on there way to build you your new house. Or don't you remember because you were wasted last night?
Duke: since when? no, what was I doing last night? I remember you came, you left and I went to bed
Leon-So, Flint's brothers are going to put the house that you requested together.
Duke- since when?!
Leon: You don't remember, do you? You were drunk last night.
Duke: was I?
Leon: Yep.
Duke: well, was it, at least, a nice house I requested?
Leon: And you told me about life out in the boonies, which sorry to say really pissed me off, and then you requested a new house. And yes, it's a nice house. Hey, check to see if you nailed a piece of paper on the door to your "cottage".
Duke: I pissed you off?
Leon: You should've heard yourself!
Duke: er..yeah? yeah? what'd I say, smarty?
Leon: You were going on and on about using this and that of the outdoors to get things done.
Duke: well i DO!
Leon: I know, but you wouldn't shut up! Sorry, I was just pissed at you last night when you were drunk, not now.
Duke: oh really? doesn't sound like it
Leon: Yeah. You're sober now, so now I can have a conversation with you, instead of it being a one-sided "piss me off session".
Duke: kid, you crack me up no wonder my brother likes you
Leon: I guess so :-) Trying to think of what Reggie called me...
Duke: I'm all ears
Leon: In any case, since I'm part plant, basically, I'll be a kid forever!!!
Duke: And I'll remain young cause I'm a vampire
Leon: Even though I'm 30, everyone still considers me a kid. Do you like the fact of remaining young?
Duke: well, you ACT like it..kid
Leon: Yeah. How is being a vampire for you?
Duke: good. Why?
Leon: Or should I say how is vampire life for you?
duke: wanna be one?
Leon: Just curious. Uh, not right now. I'm happy where I am, so to speak.
Duke: ah
Leon: But I'm sure you'd just love to bite me.
Duke: why? SOme other vampire got a problem?
Leon: Yeah, Reggie hates his fangs.
Duke: me? bite you? Never why???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leon: He says they're in his way all the time.
Duke: are they? Or is it the fact that he just HATES bing a vampire? Being blood thirsty all the time
Leon: Yeah, main fact being that he hates the fact of biting people.
Duke: really? odd
Leon: He drinks blood by the bottle.
Duke: Woah not even we do that:
Leon: I found out why he was drunk that one night.
Duke: we actually GO OUT to kill things why?
Leon: Once and a while he'll drink to get over the effects of being a vampire so he doesn't have cravings and such.
duke: he's depressed
Leon: If he is, it's probably about the vampire thing. But he got drunk like a couple weeks ago.
Duke: how do you know he doesn't do that every night? He doesn't work anymore
Leon: That's just it, I don't know.
Duke: ask, Leon
Leon: Not even as a doctor or professor, I just talked with him last night!!!! He said that he worked last night.
Duke: sure he did
Leon: I mean yesterday. So, you think something's up?
Duke: worked on getting stoned out of his mind
Leon: I think this vampire thing is conflicting with his good side.
Duke: y' think??????!!!!!!!!!!!
Leon: But there is no possible way to separate the vampire from him!
Duke: well if it drives him to his demise then so be it Nothing any of us can do for him
Leon: Maybe there is...
Duke: what's that? KILL him?
Leon: Well, for instance... Psycho Mantis had two split personalities... A good side, and a bad side.
Duke: so? NO!! DOn't split Reggie into two like that! don't you dare!!!
Leon: These two personalities were so far apart that it split Mantis into Dr. Stone and Psycho Mantis. But I couldnt' do that on my own.
Duke: wha? you WANT to have good Reggie AND a TOTALLY EVIL Reggie that has NO remorse??????!!!!!!!!!!
Leon: That would be up to Reggie. No, it's not to say that he'd have a totally evil side.
Duke: yeah right I've heard about what he did that one time you weren't there
Leon: This is the way I see it. We have the pre-vampire Reggie back, and then there will be the vampire. What are you talking about?
Duke: vampires are TOTAL EVIL, incase you didn't realizt that We'll have to kill the Vampire Reggie, then after they're separated
Leon: That's what I'm thinkin.
Duke: will Reggie take a liking to that? I think not
Leon: Probably not. Again, it's up to him.
Duke: go ask now
Leon: It'd be a case of mind over matter.
Duke: if it's really killin him he'll do it
Leon: If he wants to be separated bad enough, than I think it can be done.
Duke: ok
Leon: I'll ask him then.
Duke: so what are you doing stickin around here? get to work, kid!
leon: Yeah, I'm going. Bye.
Duke: bye
(Leon and Reggie)
Leon-Hey dad.
Reggie- hey! WHat's up?
Leon: I wanted to ask you about something.
Reggie: yeah? Well, I'm a plethera of answers!
Leon: How much does the vampire in you bother you?
Reggie: oh:-( only a lot
Leon: Sorry, I needed to know.
Reggie: I want to kill but I DON'T!
Leon: Like you wish you never had it? I know you don't want to kill.
Reggie: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! either it's starve of be over full
Leon: There's a theoretical solution to that.
Reggie: yeah? lay it on me
Leon: Enter the expertise of Dr. Stone.
Reggie: huh? ok, I'M a doctor and YOU lost me there
Leon: The original Psycho Mantis was split into the good Dr. Stone and the evil Psycho Mantis(aka pig face)
Reggie: ok? so? whta's that got to do with me?
Leon: Well, with Mantis, his good and evil were so distant that it literally split him into good and evil.
Reggie: I hardly HAVE a bad side, Leon!
Leon: I know, but you do have a vampire side. And pure vampires are evil.
Reggie: oh crap
Leon: I know that together, all of you, you're not evil, you're good over all.
Reggie: yeah
Leon: The vampire is the new evil within, and if you want it out REALLY BAD, then I think it can be done.
Reggie: Yeah, I want it out. it's more of a hinderance than a help
Leon: If you want it out, then you must concentrate on getting it out, with your mind. The mind is a very powerful thing.
Reggie: I don't really think that'll help,Leon it's IN there real good, y' know it's in every being of me, in my body and blood stream
Leon: I know. But don't you want your former self back, before you were a vampire?
Reggie: though it IS helpful to hear Negs's thoughts! isn't there anyhting medical I can do?
Leon: Why would you want to read his mind?
Reggie: heh, heh, heh why not?
Leon: His mind has got a lot of bad stuff in it! I'm sure I've just heard the surface!
Reggie: yeah, but YOU she hear what HE THINKS!!!!
Leon: Anything good???
Reggie: JEEZ! hell yeah! I can black mail him with some of that!
Leon: Oh boy! Does it have anything to do with his two wives?
Reggie: some of it. I�ve even seen some of his memories and...well...now I see why he is the way he is :-( :'(
Leon: So does he really truly love both of them, enough so that he can't live without either one?
Reggie: yeah, it's true
Leon: I've heard some pretty bad stuff myself.
Reggie: ssh! he listens to teen music!
Leon: What???!!!
Reggie: he had a teddy bear when he was young and he still has it up in his attic lol
Leon: Those Hudigans! That's all that needs to be said to explain them!
Reggie: he's ALSO really hardcore when it comes to women
Leon: I knew that.
Reggie: that's pretty sick na, you don't know the HALF of it!!!!!
Leon: He likes to get hard on women all right. But, you're right.
Reggie: yep he and his siter used to play with dolls together when he was a tottler
Leon: Huh...
Reggie: like a good father, Negs palyed with his kids Lucifer and KC with their toys
Leon: That's good :-)
Reggie: umm, he *ahem* actually DOES have a strong attraction to his siter
Leon: I guess Daemon likes to hang out with Lucifer too.
Reggie: yep
Leon: I know.
Reggie: those are his two favorite
Leon: Wait, sorry, I don't know. But I do now, ug.
Reggie: he DOES really hate Anthony, though
Leon: Oh really?
Reggie: that and he's dissappointed in his other sons for not being more like him
Leon: That's just like him.
Reggie: he thinks he's a failure when it comes to his six other sons
Leon: I think he'd be depressed about the fact that more of his sons aren't more like him.
Reggie: welll that too
Leon: What gives, does he see himself in any of 'em?
Reggie: not at all
Leon: That stinks. That reminds me.... Did Louis ever get over wanting to be just like you?
Reggie: I think so. he hasn't metioned it since
Leon: That's good. So, what's he want to be now, scientist, doctor, etc.?
Reggie: yeah, somehting like that
Leon: Cool. I here our kids are gonna be quite the smarties.
Reggie: yep! :-)
Leon: Gonna be scientists and doctors. I think it's great though! It's a great thing for the future!
Reggie: yep!
Leon: I can guess right now, who's gonna at the head of all of 'em. gonna be
Reggie: who?
Leon: None other than Timberland, the kid is a genius! That's something that's disturbing in a way though.
Reggie: and he's Negaduck's...makes you wonder what kid of a conquer he could have been if he stayed with his father
Leon: Timberland is the son of Negs!!!!
Reggie: yeah, duh!
Leon: Yeah :-( Where's he get his genius from if Negs was his real father, and he's being raised by Jack and Julie? I mean, not that there's anything necessarily wrong with Jack and Julie.
Reggie: maybe both
Leon: I know Jack was a doctor, and he's a mad scientist with those toys of his.
Reggie: yeah, he's a wack job
Leon: Yeah, but maybe he's smart too.
Reggie: maybe, but he sure as hell doen't act like it
Leon: That's true! I'm a perpetual kid, now I remember!
Reggie: lol, silly child
Leon: Jack is gonna be a perpetual happy duck! You know what I mean ;-)
Reggie: or if you misspell it, he'll be a perpetual happy dick. I hate him
Leon: DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reggie: WHAT???????!!!!!!!!!!
Leon: Oh wait, I took that the wrong way, sorry. Dick as in asshole, right?
Reggie: lololololol Yank these teeth out. yeah
Leon: That doesn't help much though, LOL! Sorry about the teeth.
Reggie: now. I want them outy
Leon: Hey, if we had just the teeth out, would that make things better at all?
Reggie: whatever. no it wouldn't
Leon: Okay. Perhaps Dr. Stone can help with the "separation".
Reggie: sure
Leon: I'm sure you three doctors can come up with something.
Reggie: I sure HOPE so
Leon: Hey, what about the two female doctors, I never hear anything about them? Dr. Crusher and the other one who's name I keep forgetting?
Reggie: Oh..her :'( Dr. Rhoda Dendron
Leon: Bad story, huh? Sorry.
Reggie: I loved her but she didn't have the same feelings for me
Leon: I'm sorry. :-(
Reggie: yeah, well, it's all in the past
Leon: Yeah. I sure hope Jill makes you happy.
Reggie: she does
Leon: I know she can be a hard core bitch at times, but she's nice other than that.
Reggie: yep
*In the distance, LEON!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!*
Leon: I remember it was love at first sight for her :-)
Reggie: yeah :-)
Leon: Amazing, it really is.
Reggie: yep
Leon: A villain and a cop. :-)
Reggie: Flint and Kilthalia
Leon: Yeah, you two ever play cops and robbers? ;-)
Reggie: nope
Leon: No, you should, it's fun ;-)
Reggie: why? you done it?
Leon: It's kinda one of those secret things that us cops do. Oh yeah! ;-)
Reggie: oh lol aside with your brother?
Leon: But I don't think you wann know what we do specifically ;-) NOT MY BROTHER AND I, DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA!!!
Reggie: I know what he thinks of you ;-)
Leon: He likes it when I arrest him.
Reggie: Suuure he does ;-)
Leon: Him and I play fight and then I arrest him.
Reggie: he didn't like it too much before you came along, Leon
Leon: C'mon...
Reggie: no, you c'mon, he's a sicko and YOU KNOW it!!
Leon: I know that!
Reggie: then why do you encourage him?
Leon: It's a little friendly interaction that I make sure doesn't get outta hand. I'm not encouraging him!
Reggie: yuo'd better get these teeth out before they hit a mark
Leon: Okay, okay. I'm sure if you see Dr. Berkawitz, he can take 'em out for you. Goodness knows I'm no dentist.
Reggie: I thought we were going to UNvampire me
Leon: Yeah, that too.
Reggie: I tend to think the teeth will go with it!
Leon: We'd better do that before you go on vacation. Yeah.
Reggie: ok
Leon: Easier said than done I'm afraid.
Reggie: fine by me
Leon: "Does he know what he's doing?"-Reg(MIB) "Sure he does, let the man work!"-K You have a good friendship with Stone and Berkawitz?
Reggie: yeah
Leon: That's cool, it's good to have friends :-)
Reggie: what if..you think Christine could do somehtingtoo? I mean, SHe's the one how MADE ME like this!
Leon: Espeically ones that'll do anything for you. Yeah, I should ask her about that.
Reggie: yep
Leon: Heh, here's another theory... The theory goes if someone gives you something that's bad, evil, etc., they can undo it somehow.
Reggie: ok, try it, ask her!
Leon: I will.
Reggie: if Negs THINKS about how evil she is I don't want o be around her and read her evil mind!
Leon: I'll get back to you as soon as I find out what I can from her.
Reggie: ok!
Leon: Alright, you don't have to read her mind. I'll get back to you soon.
Reggie: eee too late. ok bye
Leon: What??? Erg...
(Leon and Christine?)
Leon-Hey Christine!
Christine- hey Leon, what's up?
Leon: Or should I say Aunt Christine!
Christine: Reggie being bugged? oh you silly kid!
Leon: Yep, by the vampire thing.
Christine: *sigh*
Leon: He wants the vampire in him, out.
Christine: no can do
Leon: It can't be undone???!!!
Christine: nope
Leon: There's nothing you have that can get rid of it???
Christine: nothing a little exersism can't fix, though
Leon: Exercism???!!!
Christine: yep
Leon: You exercise vampires???!!! I thought that only worked with souls, spirits and ghosts!!!
Christine: but does a mother take her young back to the hospital and say she doesn't want it?
Leon: No.
Christine: then you see how I can't possiby do it
Leon: Yeah, but what does the exercism have to do with it?
Christine: Vampirism is also like an evil spirit, get rid of the evil
Leon: Ah. I guess that has to do with more of the evil part, rather than the physical part.
Christine: er, spiritual
Leon: Yeah. This reminds me of something...
Christine: yes?
Leon: When Reggie was overtaken by "the Reaper".
Christine: remind me
Leon: If I remember correctly, not long after Reggie became a vampire, the evil within came out, and called itself "the Reaper".
Christine: ah yes, see?
Leon: Took over Reggie entirely and we had to practically kill Reggie in order to stop it.
Christine: the evil spirit wanted to get aquanted wth it's surroundings
Leon: Oh. Well, for sure we didn't want it.
Christine: so? we ALL have an evil spirit
Leon: True.
Christine: I do, Negs does, Duke Natalia, MY children, my PARENTS, Reggie,
Leon: Yeah. I have a plan for Reggie, but I think you might argue it.
Christine: what?
Leon: First let me give you an example.
Christine: ok
Leon: The good and evil within Psycho Mantis were so distant, that they split him in two, into the good Dr. Stone and the evil Psycho Mantis. Here's my theory... With a little help, Reggie might be able to get the evil vampire out of himself.
Christine: how
Leon: The power of the mind.
Christine: HA!! Yeah right!
Leon: You don't believe me?
Christine: nope! Not at all!
Leon: Take a look at yourself for instance, you can do all sorts of things with your mind since you're a vampire.
Christine: yeah? so?
Leon: What makes you think you can't do something greater.
Christine: cause we CAN'T!!
Leon: No offense, but unless you have a better idea, I'm sticking with my theory
Christine: fine, try it, go against all principles!
Leon: Hey, it's a theory, it can be safely tested. If it works, we'll be ready for the consequences. If not, we'll try something else.
Christine: are you really ready to release pure evil? I think not
Leon: The vampire can still be killed through.... Oh fuck!!!!
Christine: what now? vulgar one
Leon: Unless that vampire has got a heart, he won't die!!!
Christine: well, actually, it WILL die
Leon: How so, by leaving its host?
Christine: if a vampire, such as I was to have my heart taken out, that makes me invinsiple! for a short period of time
Leon: But the thing is though, Reggie doesn't have a heart!
Christine: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leon: Reggie's a plant, he has xylem and phloem to move things about his body.
Christine: ok?
Leon: The hell if I know how he's able to be a vampire, but he is!
Christine: it must be the simple fact that fluids are flowing through him
Leon: Maybe. If we were to stop the fluids, do you think that would kill the vampire? But that would also put Reggie at a great risk.
Christine: yes to both
Leon: I need a way to extract the vampire out, even if Reggie is near death. I don't like the sound of that, but that might be what needs to happen. See, I want to get the vampire out of him both physically and spiritually.
Christine: maybe you should trying taking out his VAMPIRE blood?
Leon: That could do, but Dr. Berkawitz would need to reproduce Reggie's original fluids. Which can be done. We did it with, hey!!!! I've got an idea for Vash as well!
Christine: sure thing Leon
Leon: Although it's another theory.
Christine: ok ok
Leon: Can a mortal who is dead be brought back with a vampire bite?
Christine: NO! how silly
Leon: DAMN!!! Well, with the vampire bite, the vampire could put some "life" into the body?
Christine: no
Leon: You know, you're the queen of criticism!
Christine: thank you
Leon: Guess I'll have to find the lab then.
Christine: that may be good
Leon: Anyway, going back to Reggie.
Christine: yeah?
Leon: Okay, so if we drained the vampire blood, it would kill the vampire, right?
Christine: yes
Leon: And if you were to do an exercism, you would be able to get rid of the spirit?
Christine: yes but woudn't you think that with the death of it's source of life that it would naturally die?
Leon: Yeah, probably. Uh, so, then we can do surgery to get the rest of the physical stuff out? The vampire stuff that is.
Christine: yeah
Leon: GREAT!!! You've actually been a wonderful help, thank you!
Christine: sure *under her breath* thanks for killing my child you bastard
Leon: And what we've just discussed is a fare more reasonable idea than my stupid theory! I'll let you go Christine.
Christine: ok
Leon: Bye.
Christine: bye
(There's an interesting fact to be known...Christine is mad at Leon for killing her "child", but she wanted to bite Leon all along. The attack on Reggie was a mistake, she should know that. But I guess after time, she came to accept Reggie)
(Leon and Reggie?)
Leon-Okay, I'm back!
Reggie- so? How'd it go?
Leon: Good, I finally got a resolution to the problem.
Reggie: well? what did vampire lady have to say?
Leon: And it can all be done with Dr. Berkawitz, just him. Sugery.
Reggie: really?
Leon: Yep.
Reggie: I thought it would have been more to it
Leon: So, anyway, yeah, surgery is all that needs to be done.
Reggie: tell me in detail
Leon: First, we're gonna take out the vampire blood.
Reggie: ok
Leon: While this is taking place, Berkawitz will refill your veins with your original fluids.
Reggie: ok
Leon: Taking out the vamire blood will kill the evil spirit of the vampire.
Reggie: ok
Leon: After the original fluid intake, Berkawitz will proceed with surgically removing all of the remaing physical attributes of the vampire.
Reggie: oh, ok
Leon: Anyway, so, you ready to go for it?
Reggie: *gulp* yeah
Leon: Don't worry, it's a safe procedure, and you'll be as good as new.
Reggie: ok, thnks
Leon: No prob. Anything for my father :-)
Reggie: yeah, and anyhting for my son!
Leon: Thanks :') You've saved my life before, now it's time for me to help you.
Reggie: thanks
Leon: Well, so to speak this time, Dr. Berkawitz will do the surgery.
Reggie: ok
Leon: Okay then, I'll see you soon. I'll pick you up and take you to the hospital.
Regie: ok Leon jeez, I'm a little nervous
Leon: I know, just hang in there.
Reggie: thanks