Reggie: hey kid
Leon-Hey dad, WHAZAP???!!!
Reggie: just work, that's all
Leon-Me too, kinda getting things together. I'm gonna be real busy tomorrow.
Reggie: you excited about your break?
Leon: I dunno know. Gonna miss KC, being gone for three weeks.
Reggie: yeah, I know the feeling:-( Well, it's not eternity. Leon? Er..never mind:-(
Leon: I'm here, sorry.
Reggie: ok?
Leon: I know it's not gonna be long, but it'll seem long without the family :-(
Reggie: yeah, but that's not the problem at hand
Leon: What is the problem then?
Reggie: no, it's..nothing :-(
Leon: What? Please, tell me. I'll listen.
Reggie: well...if you really want to know... Can someone take out my ensizers PLEASE???? They're driving me CRAZY!!!!! All I want to do it chomp on things!!!!
Leon: I'm sorry. Perhaps Dr. Berkawitz can take them out for you. But, there might be a problem with doing that though...
Reggie: why?! I KNOW I'm undead, but this is a REALLY BAD thing for me, here!
Leon: Without the fangs, you'd need to find an alternative way of getting blood into you. Even though you'd lose the fangs, the craving will still be there, I think.
Reggie: I'll squeegy it through a straw. How 'bout that? Or maybe this nusence looks attractive?
Leon: Yeah, you could suck the blood through a straw. Actually, honestly, the fangs do add a nice touch.
Reggie: oy!:-\ I never wanted to be a vampire! It sucks! royally! I feel like a wolf! And for a DUCK, that's not good!
Leon: I'm sorry. I take it Negs is quite used to it though.
Reggie: asshole enjoys it, can't you see that? I have to keep myself over fed so I NEVER get the urge to bite someone!
Leon: So, you overindulge on regular food to keep from biting people?
Reggie: the reason why you found me drunk off my ass before was because I found that if I DO get some dead drunk, the effects of vampirism wear off. No, I over undulge in bottled blood. Then I'll never have a craving for other's blood. However, i DO catch myself looking more towards people's necks, but I suade myself from it. I'm sorry
Leon: It's okay. The bottled blood is a good idea, and I guess I could see getting drunk reasonable.
Reggie: yeah I just thought of something Or rather, negs just thought something up for me He and I were bitten by yhr same vampiris That makes he and I brothers See, Christine gave us this rebirth into being vampires, so in a way, she is Negaduck's and my mother Weird
Leon: Yeah, I'm sure you're thrilled about that. Whoa, that is strange! Let's see then, Negs would be my uncle(which I don't mind), and according to you, Christine would be my grandmother!!!
Reggie: hoo boy! Leon? ever talk w/ Duke?
Leon: No, I haven't really ever talked with Duke.
Reggie: me neither, *shivers* guy gives me the creeps!
Leon: Heh, him and Natalia!
Reggie: you bet!!!!!!!! and well, they're not social; living out on the outskirts of KC like that!
Leon: Yeah, but I guess they make decent business in the city.
Reggie: maybe
Leon: So, where are you and the others going for vacation?
Reggie: south
Leon: Florida?
Reggie: not that far
Leon: Virginia?
Reggie: maybe
Leon: We're going out to California as usual.
Reggie: cool hang ten fer me
Leon: Hey thanks for the idea, we might just do that!
Reggie: er, ok?
Leon: Sounds good to me! That and cop conference, yea...
Reggie: ok
Leon: We're sure to have a good Christmas dinner though :-)
Reggie: not a snowy one, I sermise
Leon: Probably. So, how's your family doing?
Reggie: We're alright I should probably tell them how much my ensizers are buggin a me though
Leon: Yeah.
(Leon & Duke)
Duke- er Leon! What are you doing here?
Leon- Why not? Thought I'd see what's going on.
Duke: yeah, but no one comes here to visit us!
Leon: Hey, someone's gotta break the ice!
Duke: Why? No one's dared before Why start?
Leon: 'Cause no one else will.
Duke: yeah, but we're always going to be out casts
Leon: You don't have to be ya know.
Duke: me and Natalia have always been Anything else would be alien
Leon: Why, do you like it that way?
Duke: why don't you go before "our look of death" comes over you? Those aren't the way that the rumors go, isn't it? I hear those rumors, so don't deny they their existance
Leon: Okay, so people think you two are the scariest people around, but I think there is a way "around" that. Besides, they're just rumors, doesn't mean that they're true.
Duke: Natalia and I are vampires, isn't it true?
Leon: Yes, that is true. So then what's the problem? There are other vampires here in the city.
Duke: but are they made fun of? I think not Leon? look at my "house" It's a one room SHACK! We live in poverty, ok?
Leon: Then we can get you a bigger place, you don't have to live in poverty!
Duke: That's the direct point The point is that we shouldn't ahve lived in these conditions for so long if we were really *scoffs* "loved"
Leon: Well, you don�t need to be in poverty, and I will make sure of it!
Duke: Leon, we, in this family, are stronger than you Our kitchen is an open pit in a field The bathroom is an outhouse and we live with a wood burning stove and yet we live Our driveway is not even a road, but a beaten path to and from the city
Leon: Hey, I'm sorry okay!!! Please stop telling me about your grievances and let
Duke: na, their not grievances, but mere observations! our laungry and dish washer machines are the bay!!"
(Duke's driving him crazy with all his complaints!)
Duke: and our electricity is candles! HA!! no bills to pay! :-) well, except mprgage :-(" Our grocery store is the forest!"
Leon: That's it, I'm gonna blow that shack to the ground and hull your asses into the city!!!
Duke: oh Leon,. it's quite peaceful out here with the owls hooting in your ear and the wolfs growling hungrily
Leon: Wonderful...
Duke: Heh, heh And the crickets sleeping in our cracked tea cups
Leon: DAMMIT!!!!!
Duke: Wha? Don't you like roughing it wuith a wife and two small children?
Leon: Camping is the most I'll do!
Duke: yeah, but this is a way of life!
Leon: Why must you torture me so. It doesn't have to be your way of life.
Duke: ah, we're used to it already
Leon: So that means you don't want to move into the city?
Duke: hell no too bright too smelly sides, Negs'll kill you if I move in Oh, and did I mention that the only way to and from KC is by walking cause the borrowed company car can't handle the beaten path I live on?
Leon: After I kick this computer's ass, Duke, I"m gonna come over that and blow up your piece of shit outhouse!!!!
Duke: why? kids live here they don't complain we LIKE to have deer, racoon, wolf, turkey meat every day of our lives!:-P That and some port
Leon: Just like in Wizard of Oz, I'm gonna drop a nice fancy house on you, and you're gonna live in it!
Duke: which reminds me I need more Leon, at least let's have it out here, ok?
Leon: More what, like you need to be more of a pain in the ass to me!!!!
Duke: no, port
Leon: Fine, that's great, I'll have it delivered tomorrow!!!
Duke: alcohol
Leon: I dont' give a damn about the port or the alcohol!
Duke: I'm busy tomarrow
Leon: I dont' care, I'll have Flint's bros put it there!!!!
Duke: port IS alcohol! Silly victorian? With gingerbread work? lattice work? Ooh! and a wraparound proch? three stories tall? with a basement as the fourth floor? All wooden floors?
Leon: Fine, whatever you want. Nail a piece of paper to that shitty shack of yours and the bros will take care of everything.
Duke: central heating and cooling?
Leon: FINE!!!!
Duke: ok, cool ooh, indoor plumbing and screens on shutting windows!
Leon: MERRY CHRISTMAS, UP YOUR FUCKIN' ASS!!!!
Duke: Leon, chill, I think YOU need a little port your self!
(can you tell Duke�s drunk?)
Duke: hey Leon, then I don't have to put a coat on to go to the bathroom! Pipes that don't leak and faucets that don't squeek Enough fer ya kid?
(Leon figured out that Duke's drunk?)
Leon: Hey Duke, why don't ya hit the sack , really hard!
Duke: why? the kids won't go to sleep
Leon: Drink some coffee then!
Duke: nope
Leon: YOU'RE FUCKIN' IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Duke: so is my brother so? you tollerate him
Leon: Yeah, when he's sober!!! Hint hint!!!!
Duke: who says I'm not? who says he is?
Leon: You're dead drunk, and I know it!
Duke: then how come I can spell straight?
Leon: Because you've found the perfect way to piss me off!!!
Duke: ha, ha, ah, ha, ha damn straight How do I know you're not another Duke and Natalia hater who pretends to be all buddy buddy woth us so you can come up here in person just to make fun of us?
Leon: Why would I want to make fun of you?
Duke: who doesn't on the city?
Leon: Well, I'm not sure about that, but I'm not one of them.
Duke: you would say that just not to encriminate yourself
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Duke: sorry, Linka wanted to say hello
Leon: I already have, I'm part villain. Say hi to Linka for me
Duke: ok Now are you going to neglect my son who is staying with us til Sydney's better?
Leon: You mean Mic, or who?
Duke: Daven you dolt!
Leon: Sorry.
Duke: you'd better be!
Leon: Yeah.
Duke: good Good night, Leon
Leon: Good night, Duke.