Leon:  Hi Negs.
Negs:  hey, what's up?
Leon:  How are you doing now?
Negs:  er...
Leon:  Still uneasy?
Negs:  umm...yeah :'(
Leon:  I'm sorry, and I'm sorry for what I'm about to do.  I am putting you in hand cuffs. You are not under arrest. However, I need your cooperation to restore one's life.
Negs:  Leon, I'll go willingly, ok?!
Leon: Alright.
Negs:  no need for handcuffs!
Leon:  You're not in any trouble, and I will attempt to guarantee your protection.
Negs:  er..ok?
Leon:  Don't worry, hopefully you'll be okay. Hopefully nothing will go wrong.
Negs:  what are you talking about??!!!
Leon:  I'll try to prevent a war from occuring.
Negs:  alright, alright!
Leon:  You'll be meeting with Morgana, sorry.
Negs:  WHAT??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  WHY??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leon:  This is to bring Darkwing back to life.  She needs you to bring him back to life.
Negs:  NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!W HY?? WHY???!!!!!!!!!!!
Leon:  She wants Darkwing back.
Negs:  AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
Leon:  I WILL make sure she does nothing harmful to you.  I'll have Jill and Snake with me too.
Negs:  er..ok?
Leon:  If I get my way, and I better, you will come out a happier man.  I realize it doesn't make sense right now, but you will see what I mean afterwards.
Negs:  ok:'(
Leon:  Just hang in there.
Negs:  alright
Leon:  Good, she should be here any minute.
Negs:  ok:'(
Morgana and Leon
*Morgana arrives. Leon has Darkwing's body right where he is.*
Leon:  Morgana, hello.
Morgana:  where IS he??!!!!
Leon:  Negaduck, he is here. And so is Darkwing.
Morgana:  Lemme at 'em!!!!!!!!!!
Leon:  No, if you want to bring back Darkwing, you must NOT harm Negaduck.
Morgana:  arg! Alright!  let's get this over with!
Leon:  Okay, do you have everything you need for the procedure?
Morgana:  just half of Negaduck's blood, 
Negs: WHAT????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leon:  Half of his blood???!!! That'll kill him!
Morgana-it won't kill you, just weaken you ALMOST to the point of death...
Leon:  I know some people that will help him recover.  Don't worry Negs, I'll help you through this.
Morgana:  whatever! I could care LESS about him AFTER I'm through!!
Leon:  You WON'T be done after you bring Darkwing back. I have a favor to ask of you.
Morgana:  WHAT????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leon:  Help me bring his wife Christine back.
Morgana:  ALL I want is My prro Dark Darliong back!! :'(
Leon:  I know, I understand, and even villains need their lives as well.  After this, you and Darkwing may hate my guts forever, but I feel I need to do this.
Morgana:  WHAT?
Leon:  Negaduck is my uncle, he is part of my family, and I want to help him get back someone dear to him.
Morgana:  WHAT??????????!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS???????????? What are you up to??!
Leon:  It's a long story, about the family thing that is. Anyway, I am asking for your help to bring back another, Negaduck's wife Christine.
Morgana:  SHE'S A VAMPIRE!! Why should I bring her back?!!!!!!!
*Negs cries to himself*
Leon:  She isn't bad at all really.  She is a decent person who was killed without thought.
Morgana:  humph!
Leon:  I wish to make both sides happy, yours, and his.  Unless you know of someone else who can bring back someone from the dead, then I NEED YOUR HELP!!!
Morgana:  what?!
Leon:  Listen, I'm gonna make it simple for you.  A simple procedure that can be followed.
Morgana:  what?
Leon:  You get Negaduck's blood to bring back Darkwing. Then, help me bring back Christine. After that, your work will be done here. You can take Darkwing back with you, and you'll never have to hear from any of us, including me ever again.
Morgana:  oh....!!!!!!!!FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!  But I'll HATE myself in the morning!
Leon:  I understand, and I'm sorry for putting you through the second part, but you're the only one I know who can do this.
Morgana:   oh fine!
Leon:  Okay.  Negs, please lie on the platform to the left of Darkwing.
*Morgana proceeds in "walking" up to Negaduck, ready to steal half of his blood*
Negs:  GULP!
Leon:  Before you take his blood, let him lie down, please.
Morgana:  whatever Like I said, I could care LESS.
Leon:  Yeah, I got that.  Anyway, go ahead.  Whenever you're ready.  Go ahead, take his blood.
Morgana:  ah ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!>:o
Negs- eek!
Snake-Cool, and I didn't even have to pay to see this horror flick.
Jill-Shut up Snake!
*Morgana punctured him with her nails( he's in a lot of pain) and collects his blood in a jar*
Morgana:  ha ha ha ha!
Leon:  So, uh Morgana, now that you have the blood, do are you gonna transfer it to Darkwing or something?
Morgana:  yes
Leon:  Heh, had plenty of those!
Morgana:  hmm.
Leon:  Actually, you wanna know something twisted about me?   Actually, never mind, don't wanna gross you out.
Morgana:  no. *she proceeds in separating the blood from the vampire, negaducks, Chris's and Darkwing's and transferring the blood of Darwing to Darkwing*
Leon: Okay, cool!
*Morgana galres at him as the process continues. Negs is tense with pain*
Leon:  Just hold on Negs, you'll make it.
*Negs manages to partly open one eye and barely smile then stops*
Leon:  Okay Morgana, did you get all you want?
Morgana:  No. I'll tell you what. I'll give back this blood and get the rest from Negaduck
Leon:  But didn't you get Darkwing's blood from Darkwing's?  I mean Negaduck's?  Or is Darkwing gonna have some of Negaduck's blood in himself?
Morgana:  There's Darwking's blood in Negaduck!
Leon:  Yes, I realize that, but do you have all of Darkwing's blood out of Negaduck?
Morgana:  YES!
Leon:  Okay.
Morgana:  there's not enough yet!
Leon:  So how you supposed to get more?
Morgana:  same preocess
Leon:  Okay...  Whatever blood you have left over from Negaduck, give it to me. I'll need it for Christine.
*Morgana preoceeds in getting more blood before putting the rest back*
Morgana:  I thought you needed me to do that? HMM??!!!!!!!
*Morgana separates the blood and puts the rest of Darkwing's blood back in the body*
Leon:  Well, I mean, get the blood you need for Darkwing first.  Oh wait, silly me, Christine already has the blood all there!  She just needs her heart back to normal!
Morgana:  FORGET HER BLOOD! LEMME DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Leon:  Wait, I mean for helping Christine, she already has all her blood, she just needs her heart to be fixed so she can come back to life, so to speak!
Morgana:  no, she needs to be brought back from the bowles of hell!! She turned to ashes when she was killed! You at least have those??!
Leon:  Yes.
Morgana:  great.
Leon:  So how do you get her soul from hell?!
Morgana:  I'll have to bargin with the devil himself
Leon:  Oh great!!!
Everyone-OH SHIT!!!!
Morgana:  what?!
Leon:  Bargain, with the devil???!!!
Morgana:  yes. it's ok for me. I know him personally
Leon:  What in the world would you give him for Christine's soul.
Morgana:  another soul
Leon:  But who's?
Morgana:  that depends  I DOUBT Negadick HAS a soul~!
Leon:  Maybe he does, you never know.
Negs:  You're...not getting... my soul...Morgana
*Chris comes in with Daemon*
Chris:  I came with Christine's ashes and Daemon.
Negs(weakly):   Daemon:-)
Daemon:  Dad!
Morgana:  Oh please!*snatches the ashes away*
Daemon:  Take my soul Morgana, it is of pure evil, I'm sure the devil will take my soul in exchange for Christine's.  I deserve it anyway.  it's the least I can do for killing Christine.
Leon:  But what about you Daemon, you'll die!!!
Daemon:  No, I won't.
Leon: How???!!!
Morgana:  I don't think he'll want your soul. You're too evil. He'll probably be afraid of you taking over!
Daemon:  Naw, I just like to have fun!
Morgana:  shut up you stuipd child! I know Lucifer, YOU DON'T!!
Daemon-I assure you my soul will be good.  Stupid child???!!! Fuck you bitch! Take it or leave it!
*morganan casts a spell that shuts Daemon up, temporarily*
Leon-Okay, so what now?
Morgana:  It just so happens I have a spare*she takes out a cloudy jar. (ie, a jar with dark smoke in it)*
Daemon:  A spare soul???!!!! Now I've seen everything!
*Daemon thinking as loud as he can, "I am evil Daemon, I am evil Daemon, ha,ha, ha!"
*Daemon has a shit eating grin on his face 'cause not even the devil will take him in!*
*Or so Morgana said. Morgana said that Daemon's soul is too evil.*
Leon-Okay Morgana, so you're gonna give the devil what's in that jar, and you'll be able to get Christine's soul back?
Morgana:  possibly
Snake-It's probably just a flea in that jar smokin' crack.
Leon-Shut up Snake! My goodness, what's gotten into you???!!!
Morgana:  You DARE question MY abilities?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leon-Don't mind him, he can be quite an ass sometimes.
Morgana:  well keep him under lock and key!!!
Snake-I hope that's not the only trick up your sleeve.
Morgana:  That's IT!!!!!!* she casts a lightning bolt at Snake*
Snake-Ow!
Morgana:  serves you right you little hell monger!!!!!!
Snake-Is that the best you can do? I've been hurt worse by a mortal.
Leon-Snake you're gonna get killed! Shut the fuck up!
Morgana:  oh don't make me sentence you to eternity in pain.  you should listen to Leon if you know what's good for you
Leon-Take her word for it Snake, you wouldn't that, no mortal would.
Snake-Fine, just having a little fun.
Leon-Okay Morgana, do your dealing, I hope it works.
Morgana:  fine.*she magically drags chalk onmthe floor, creating a shape of a hexagon then drops the chalk back in it's spot on the bable. Mentally summoning the devil red smoke forms in the center of the Hexagon and appears the devil. a red goat standing upright*
D.- Aw, Morgana, lovely as ever
Morgana:  ha! spare me your charm.. You KNOW it doens't work on me!
D.- well! If you're gonna be like that!
*Everyone keeps shut mouthed*
Morgana:   Listen, I request that you return Christine...er leon, what IS her last name?
Leon-Christine Hudigan of course.
Morgana:  maiden name?
*Negaduck speaks up* Labelle
Morgana-really?
Leon:  Christine Labelle
Morgana:  I knew the Labelle's!
Leon-There ya go.
Morgana:  hmm!
D.-Christine Labelle, huh?...Hmm. Oh yes! Now I remember! The firey red head!!
Snake-DAMN!!!
*Negs smiles at the description*
Morgana: what?
Leon-Uh yeah, that's her.
(Snake is just in shock at The sight of the most evil being in existence)
D-You want her back? Why? She's a vampire!
Leon-Whaz a matter Snake, scared?
Negs- She's my wife and I miss her
Leon-Yeah, she means everything to Negs here.
D- You??!! Well well well. This IS a surrprise!! Negaduck "wants" her back. Why? What does she know that you need?
Leon-Uh Negs, you wanna go for this one, or should I?
Negs- heh, I'll do the honors
Leon-Cool, go ahead.
*the devil awaits, placing his fists on his furry hips*
Negs- she was my wife. Though we didn't get along too often, we had a special connection that bound our love together in solid gold. Heh, and eight children later...*Twinges in pain from the procedure Morgana put him through*
Leon-If it means anything Negs is my uncle and I know how much Christine meant to Negs, through good and bad. I care about my uncle, and I'd like to see him happy again. It's as if Christine is in fact a part of Negs' life.
D-really???
Leon-Yeah, Negs here deseves the best that life can offer, at least I think so. Christine is great for him, and always will be.
D- and you "care" for him?
Leon-Yes, I do care for him. He has saved my life, it's only fair that I help him get his back.  Trust me, Negs knows I've been knocking on Death's door a few times!
D- really, Ithink the only reason he saved your worthless hide is to get what he wants out of you. That's how he works. Isn't thiat right, negsie ol' boy?!
Leon-You didn't want the world, did you Negs?  Or...did you?
*Negs barely opens his eye to look at Leon, trying to look like"who me?!" innocent throught the emence pain he's going through*
Leon-Tell me the truth, or can't you handle the truth???
Negs- Leon, I thought I wanted the world...but now I see I just wanted to belong
Leon-When I became your friend, instead of enemy, that's what I wanted for you, that' what I wanted for everyone that I cared about.
Negs- and it worked, Leon
Leon-I created Kennedy City to protect people, and give them happy and enjoyable lives.
Negs- you did!  and I'm one of them, leon, thanks to you
Leon-I didn't want anyone to suffer what I did.  Thanks :')
Negs:  Sure leon
Snake-Awe, how touching.
Negs:  Shut up!
Leon-So, is it a deal?
D-Who's soul am I taking?
Leon-Morgana, what's in the jar, is it a soul?
Morgana- it's the soul of Hitler. I've been saving (and torturing it) for a long time. *she hadns the jar over to the Devil*
Leon-Whoa!
D- Hmm, nice trade off Morgana. What were you doing? Saving it for a rainy day? Ha ha!!
Leon-Great!
D-I think it's a fair trade. DOn't you?
Leon-I'd sure say so!
D- where are her remains?
Snake-Hey shut up Leon, no one asked you.
Leon-Morgana, you have 'em right?
Morgana-right here* Morgana present his with the ern*
*The Devil openes up the ern and looks inside, then quickly closes the lid* Wheh!  Oh yeah! That's her alright!  messy!
Leon-Sorry, wasn't an easy clean up job!
*he dumps the ashes on the floor, inside the hexagon and waves his fingers*
Jill-Leon!
Leon-What?
*white sparkles with red smoke appear and grow in a colmn to form Christine*
Leon-Hey be quiet, he's doing his thing!  CHRISTINE!!!
*Christine opens her eye and sees her Negsie and rushes over to him*
Christine- oh my poor Negsie!!!
Negs- oh, Christine!
*they embrace, but Negs more liply that Christine*
Devil_ yuch! get me outta here! *he dissappears in a cloud of red smoke as he appeared before*
Leon-Thanks a lot Morgana!
*the cloud disipates, leaving nothing but a scorch mark where he once stood*
Leon-Uh, how's Darkwing doing over there?
Morgana: Yeah, yeah. Now I need to reserect my darling. And I'll do that ALONE, if you don't MIND!!
Leon-Okay, sure.  Good luck.
Morgana: humph!
Leon-Sorry...
(they're at Leon's dimension)
*Morgana and Darkwing vanish in a gray cloud of smoke*
Leon-Well, there they go.
Negs- thank god!
Leon-I don't know about y'all, but I"m giong home to my wife and taking a well deserved rest!
*Chrisitne picks up negs with NO problem and starts to takes him home to patch him up*
Leon-Bye you two! See ya around!
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