Dixie and Loxy
Dixie:  Hey honey!
Loxy:  hi, how are you?
Dixie:  I'm doing all right.  Leon is another case though.  He's what I've had to put up with all day.
Loxy:  what's so bad about that?
Dixie:  He's been in a bad mood all day long!
Loxy:  oh  Speaking of moods, I'm in a bit of a snit myself  and I haven't been feeling normal recently, for some odd reason:-(
Dixie:  I'm sorry darling, you gonna be okay?
Loxy:  Maybe  I've been like this a while, sorry to say
Dixie:  Listen darling, I'll get home as soon as I can, okay?
Loxy:  ok, but why?  Is there something the matter?
Dixie:  No, but I'm concerned about you.
Loxy:  oh, well, if you wish to come home, I have NO complaints :-*
Dixie:  :-) I certainly wish to come home! 'Sides, I can't wait to get away from Mr. Moody!
Loxy:  aw :-(
Dixie:  Heh, we were ready to throw the President in jail!
Loxy:  lol  let's hope not
Dixie:  Yeah.  Tomorrow is another day, hopefully he'll be in a better mood. However, I'll have a long day tomorrow.
Loxy:  me too darling
Dixie:  But I guess we gotta do what we gotta do.
Loxy:  yeah, unfortunately
Dixie:  Yeah. So, have you seen Snake yet?
Loxy: no, you?
Dixie:  Yeah, but I didn't actually talk to him or anything. Negs told me that he had a big confrontation with him though.
Loxy:  good for him
Dixie:  I'm guessing you were sarcastic on that one.
Loxy:  si
Dixie:  I guessed right then. As much as Negs would hate to admit this, Snake beat him.
Loxy:  good
Dixie:  Guess Snake had to kick his butt in order to get to Rose, Negs' sister.
men! such ignoramuses, 'exept you, dear
Loxy:  Thanks. Yeah, but the Hudigans take the cake, if you know what I'm gettin at!
Dixie:  si  uh, darling, I'll talk to you later, ok? (on: she's not feeling well)
Loxy:  Okay.
Negs and Flint?
Flint:  So, how'd it go with Snake, besides the getting beaten up part?
Negs:  I haven't heard of him since  I hope Rose is ok:-(
Flint:  So, do you approve of him for your Rose?
Negs:  I have to
Flint:  Why's that?
Negs:  he won  so,  how's Kilthalia?  I trust the dog of the house is taking very good care of her?
Flint:  Yeah, she's okay. But I think she's sick or something :-(
Negs:  oh. Oh that's not good. What have you been feeding her?!
Flint:  Nothing bad! I don't think it's that, something else.
Negs:  then you�d better take her to the doctor, you lucky dog ;-)
Flint:  Yeah, you're right, I should.
Negs:  well, it was ONLY a guess about her condition...I've seen it before...
Flint:  What are you talking about, I don't even know what's wrong with her!!!
Negs:  ahem, I'm a father, Flint, I KNOW when a woman is expecting... She been sick lately and wanting strange foods all at the same time?
Flint:  She didn't even tell me that she was!!! Plus I didn't even notice, she looked the same!
Negs:  no, you know what the problem is?!! YOU'RE NEVER HOME TO NOTICE!!!
Flint:  Yeah, you're right...
Negs:  DAMN STRIGHT I'M RIGHT!
Flint:  I'm gonna tell Leon that I'm leaving work to take care of my wife!!!
Negs:  Now, GO and ask those things, if she says "yes" then congratulations, if "no" then she's really ill  ok, go do that
Flint:  All right, I will!!!!
Negs:  good!  Bye 
Flint and Kilthy
Flint:  Kilthy, darling, are you still there???
Kilthy:  yes darling(SHE'S still not feeling well)
Flint:  I have a big question to ask you.
Kilthy:  ok?
Flint:  Are you....pregnant???
Kilthy:  if I WAS I'd KNOW about it!!!!!!!!!!!  Why would you ask ME such a question?
Flint:  So you are sick! I just asked caused I was talking to Negs about you and he thought it might be that, but it's not!
Kilthy:  Flint, listen to me, I DON'T THINK I am. I DIDN'T GIVE MYSELF A TEST CAUSE I DON'T THINK I AM!!!!
Flint:  Okay, but when I get home, I'm taking you to see Dr. Berkawitz! Can you hold out???
Kilthy:  NO!!!!!!!! (runs to bathroom)
Flint and Negs
Flint:  Negs, I asked her if she was pregnant, she says she's not. But then I told her that I'd take her to see Dr. Berkawitz and she ran to the bathroom!
Negs:  yep, either she IS pregnant or REALLY sick. any other clues?
Flint:  She did seem to be moody.
Negs:  better get the doc to make a house call then. I'm NO doctor, but I've had plenty of kids  :-(  :'(  Plenty of kids w/ women I'll never see again
Flint:  Okay, I'll give the doc a call and have him come to my house!  Sorry man.
Negs:  salright
Flint:  Well, I'll let you go for a sec, and I'm gonna talk to Dr. Berkawitz, okay?
Negs:  ok, bye :'(   *yeah, Negs is depressed again*
Dr. Berkawitz and Flint.
Flint:  Dr. Berkawitz, I need your help!!!!
Dr.B:  ok what's up, Flint?
Flint:  My wife, she's really sick!!!
Dr.B:  You want me to come over there, I assume?
Flint:  Yes!!!!  I can't tell if she's pregnant or really sick!!!
Dr. B:  I'll be over ASAP ok?
Flint:  Okay, thank you very much!!!!
Dr.B:  no prob
*Dr. Berkawitz is on his way*
Flint and Negs
Flint:  All right Negs, I called up Berkawitz and he said that he's on his way to see my wife!
Negs:  ok, good luck
Flint:  Thanks. You know what? I'm gonna go home right now! I'm not gonna just sit here and listen to my wife suffer!!!  Bye!!!
Negs:  ok, go home wolf boy  bye
Dixie and Loxy.
Dixie:  Hi Loxy darling :-)
Loxy:  hi honey, how's work?
Dixie:  Okay, but things have been crazy!
Loxy:  really? Why?
Dixie:  First of all, Leon's been in a REALLY bad mood. Secondly, Flint had this extremely worried look on his face and left!
Loxy:  oh  you mean shit's happenin
Dixie:  Yes!  And I don't know why!!!
Loxy:  well, cops stuff happens and their missions or their homes get into trouble
Dixie:  Yeah, I guess you're right, that's what it'd have to be.
Loxy:  yeah, I know, I�ve landed myself in jail so many times I get to know how cops minds work
Dixie:  Oh, then you'd know better than I would! It was quite different working for Negaduck.
Loxy:  I'm sure. At least working for Leon you don't get raped all the time!!!!
Dixie:  Yeah, he's much nicer than Negaduck was to me!
Loxy:  true dat
Dixie:  you�re a lot better to me than he is too ;-)
Loxy:  ;-)  yep
Dixie:  You wonderful guy! ;-)
Loxy:  beautiful woman
Dixie:  Handsome man!
Loxy:  you quack me up! lol
Dixie:  Grrr, you're gonna get it when I get home!!!
Loxy:  ha ha ha! Well, you could always call me a foxy guy!
Dixie:  Okay you foxy Loxy! ;-)
Loxy:  umm, that's my name, dude-et
Dixie:  I know Foxy Loxy, but you are foxy, as in sexy!  ;-)
Loxy:  ok, I like that ;-)
Dixie:  My sexy fox! ;-)
Loxy:  you're foxy too, for a non-mammal
Dixie:  Awe, you're so sweet! ;-)
Loxy:  you are too.
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