| Dixie and Loxy Dixie: Hey honey! Loxy: hi, how are you? Dixie: I'm doing all right. Leon is another case though. He's what I've had to put up with all day. Loxy: what's so bad about that? Dixie: He's been in a bad mood all day long! Loxy: oh Speaking of moods, I'm in a bit of a snit myself and I haven't been feeling normal recently, for some odd reason:-( Dixie: I'm sorry darling, you gonna be okay? Loxy: Maybe I've been like this a while, sorry to say Dixie: Listen darling, I'll get home as soon as I can, okay? Loxy: ok, but why? Is there something the matter? Dixie: No, but I'm concerned about you. Loxy: oh, well, if you wish to come home, I have NO complaints :-* Dixie: :-) I certainly wish to come home! 'Sides, I can't wait to get away from Mr. Moody! Loxy: aw :-( Dixie: Heh, we were ready to throw the President in jail! Loxy: lol let's hope not Dixie: Yeah. Tomorrow is another day, hopefully he'll be in a better mood. However, I'll have a long day tomorrow. Loxy: me too darling Dixie: But I guess we gotta do what we gotta do. Loxy: yeah, unfortunately Dixie: Yeah. So, have you seen Snake yet? Loxy: no, you? Dixie: Yeah, but I didn't actually talk to him or anything. Negs told me that he had a big confrontation with him though. Loxy: good for him Dixie: I'm guessing you were sarcastic on that one. Loxy: si Dixie: I guessed right then. As much as Negs would hate to admit this, Snake beat him. Loxy: good Dixie: Guess Snake had to kick his butt in order to get to Rose, Negs' sister. men! such ignoramuses, 'exept you, dear Loxy: Thanks. Yeah, but the Hudigans take the cake, if you know what I'm gettin at! Dixie: si uh, darling, I'll talk to you later, ok? (on: she's not feeling well) Loxy: Okay. Negs and Flint? Flint: So, how'd it go with Snake, besides the getting beaten up part? Negs: I haven't heard of him since I hope Rose is ok:-( Flint: So, do you approve of him for your Rose? Negs: I have to Flint: Why's that? Negs: he won so, how's Kilthalia? I trust the dog of the house is taking very good care of her? Flint: Yeah, she's okay. But I think she's sick or something :-( Negs: oh. Oh that's not good. What have you been feeding her?! Flint: Nothing bad! I don't think it's that, something else. Negs: then you�d better take her to the doctor, you lucky dog ;-) Flint: Yeah, you're right, I should. Negs: well, it was ONLY a guess about her condition...I've seen it before... Flint: What are you talking about, I don't even know what's wrong with her!!! Negs: ahem, I'm a father, Flint, I KNOW when a woman is expecting... She been sick lately and wanting strange foods all at the same time? Flint: She didn't even tell me that she was!!! Plus I didn't even notice, she looked the same! Negs: no, you know what the problem is?!! YOU'RE NEVER HOME TO NOTICE!!! Flint: Yeah, you're right... Negs: DAMN STRIGHT I'M RIGHT! Flint: I'm gonna tell Leon that I'm leaving work to take care of my wife!!! Negs: Now, GO and ask those things, if she says "yes" then congratulations, if "no" then she's really ill ok, go do that Flint: All right, I will!!!! Negs: good! Bye Flint and Kilthy Flint: Kilthy, darling, are you still there??? Kilthy: yes darling(SHE'S still not feeling well) Flint: I have a big question to ask you. Kilthy: ok? Flint: Are you....pregnant??? Kilthy: if I WAS I'd KNOW about it!!!!!!!!!!! Why would you ask ME such a question? Flint: So you are sick! I just asked caused I was talking to Negs about you and he thought it might be that, but it's not! Kilthy: Flint, listen to me, I DON'T THINK I am. I DIDN'T GIVE MYSELF A TEST CAUSE I DON'T THINK I AM!!!! Flint: Okay, but when I get home, I'm taking you to see Dr. Berkawitz! Can you hold out??? Kilthy: NO!!!!!!!! (runs to bathroom) Flint and Negs Flint: Negs, I asked her if she was pregnant, she says she's not. But then I told her that I'd take her to see Dr. Berkawitz and she ran to the bathroom! Negs: yep, either she IS pregnant or REALLY sick. any other clues? Flint: She did seem to be moody. Negs: better get the doc to make a house call then. I'm NO doctor, but I've had plenty of kids :-( :'( Plenty of kids w/ women I'll never see again Flint: Okay, I'll give the doc a call and have him come to my house! Sorry man. Negs: salright Flint: Well, I'll let you go for a sec, and I'm gonna talk to Dr. Berkawitz, okay? Negs: ok, bye :'( *yeah, Negs is depressed again* Dr. Berkawitz and Flint. Flint: Dr. Berkawitz, I need your help!!!! Dr.B: ok what's up, Flint? Flint: My wife, she's really sick!!! Dr.B: You want me to come over there, I assume? Flint: Yes!!!! I can't tell if she's pregnant or really sick!!! Dr. B: I'll be over ASAP ok? Flint: Okay, thank you very much!!!! Dr.B: no prob *Dr. Berkawitz is on his way* Flint and Negs Flint: All right Negs, I called up Berkawitz and he said that he's on his way to see my wife! Negs: ok, good luck Flint: Thanks. You know what? I'm gonna go home right now! I'm not gonna just sit here and listen to my wife suffer!!! Bye!!! Negs: ok, go home wolf boy bye Dixie and Loxy. Dixie: Hi Loxy darling :-) Loxy: hi honey, how's work? Dixie: Okay, but things have been crazy! Loxy: really? Why? Dixie: First of all, Leon's been in a REALLY bad mood. Secondly, Flint had this extremely worried look on his face and left! Loxy: oh you mean shit's happenin Dixie: Yes! And I don't know why!!! Loxy: well, cops stuff happens and their missions or their homes get into trouble Dixie: Yeah, I guess you're right, that's what it'd have to be. Loxy: yeah, I know, I�ve landed myself in jail so many times I get to know how cops minds work Dixie: Oh, then you'd know better than I would! It was quite different working for Negaduck. Loxy: I'm sure. At least working for Leon you don't get raped all the time!!!! Dixie: Yeah, he's much nicer than Negaduck was to me! Loxy: true dat Dixie: you�re a lot better to me than he is too ;-) Loxy: ;-) yep Dixie: You wonderful guy! ;-) Loxy: beautiful woman Dixie: Handsome man! Loxy: you quack me up! lol Dixie: Grrr, you're gonna get it when I get home!!! Loxy: ha ha ha! Well, you could always call me a foxy guy! Dixie: Okay you foxy Loxy! ;-) Loxy: umm, that's my name, dude-et Dixie: I know Foxy Loxy, but you are foxy, as in sexy! ;-) Loxy: ok, I like that ;-) Dixie: My sexy fox! ;-) Loxy: you're foxy too, for a non-mammal Dixie: Awe, you're so sweet! ;-) Loxy: you are too. |