Jill n Reggie
Jill-Well, I'll tell you the story, as short as possible, as to why Sherry is pregnant.
Reggie- What? WHAT?! No! no!! Sherry's NPT pregnant!!!
Jill- Darling, she IS, she even took one of those tests, just like I do, and it came out positive!
Reggie- damn it!! Who?! Who did it?! I'll kill him!
Jill- No offense, but I'm not sure that you'd be able to. It's Arrmaduke, Sherry's boyfriend.
Reggie- WHAT?!!!! well...I'll find another way then!!>:o
Jill- Would you listen to the reasoning first?!
Reggie- NO!  *Storms out*
Jill- Damn...  *to self*  He's not even her father and he's making more of a deal out of it than Leon did.  *Jill calls up Leon, who is STILL at work*  Leon!
Leon-What is it?
Jill-I told Reggie that Sherry was pregnant from Arrmaduke and he got really mad and stormed out! The reason I called you is because I didn't want Arrmaduke to get hurt!
Leon-You did? Well, I suppose he would've found out anyway. But thanks for telling me that, I'll make sure that Arrmaduke will be okay.
Jill-Okay Leon, be careful, okay?
Leon-I will, don't worry.
*They hang up and Leon calls Flint.  Leon tells Flint that Arrmaduke's life is in danger because of Reggie and such.  So, Leon and Flint go to find Arrmaduke.  However, Reggie is approaching Arrmaduke before they can get to him*
Arrmaduke- Reggie, how are you on this evening?
*Reggie's got this eveil glare in his eyes*
Reggie-How am I doing???!!! I am REALLY angry you bastard!!!!
Arrmaduke- w, why. sir?
Reggie- BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!!
Arrmaduke- Reggie, please, calm down,
Reggie- You impregnated my Sherry you a-hole!!!!  I won't calm down!!!
Arrme- But, aren't you glad that you'll be a great grandfather?
Reggie- NOT YET!!!  SHE'S JUST A KID FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!
Arrme- I know and I'm terribly sorry!  but you have to understand that I...  I had to...:-(
Reggie- WHAT'S WRONG, DESPERATE TO HAVE SOME FUN???!!!
Arrme- no!  I would have died otherwise!!
Reggie- YEAH RIGHT, YOU WERE DEAD ALL THOSE YEARS, LEGOLAS KILLED YOUR PRECIOUS WOMEN, AND NOW THAT YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY, YOU GO AFTER SHERRY!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!
Arrme- I..I am
Reggie- YOU KNOW WHAT, IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE GONNA DIE ANYWAY!!!!
*Just then...Leon and Flint find Reggie and Arrmaduke*
Leon-HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!! STAND RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE AND DO NOT MOVE!!!
Reggie-Leon!!!
Arrme *under his breath* thank god!
Leon-Do NOT strike Arrmaduke!
Reggie-How dare you tell your own father what to do!
Leon-Just shut up and listen to me!
Reggie-You've got a lot of nerve, who's side are you on???!!!
Arrme- he's on my side Reggie
Leon-The reason Arrmaduke wanted to have a child with Sherry is because he would die otherwise!
Reggie-BULLSHIT!!!
Arrme- Leon! I told Reggie that, but he doesn't buy it!
Leon-I see. Well, he IS going to believe it!
Reggie-What have you done to my son???!!!!  Don't have any family, so you're taking away mine???!!!!
Arrme- I'm not taking away yours! I'm the addition to yours!!
Reggie-You're not gonna be any grandson of mine!!!
Arrme- but Reggie! :'(
Reggie-I don't believe a word of your so called explanation!
Leon-But it is true! You weren't there! Arrmaduke almost died in front of my very eyes!  Dammit, I love him, and I would be honored for him to by my son!  This is MY daughter we're talking about, NOT yours!  Dad, you very well know that I would NEVER lie to you, right?
Reggie-Yes....
Leon-I'm NOT lying now! What I speak of is the sincere truth!  You of all people should know what Arrmaduke was going through!
Reggie-What is that supposed to mean???!!!!
Leon-If you never met Jill, you would've been fatherless at 50, and would've probably died soon after due to the depression of not having a family!
Arrme- he's right you know,
Leon-The same thing applies with Arrmaduke! He is halfway there, and he was fatherless.......and if he didn't find Sherry, he would've died from the depression and sadness as well!
Arrme- yes, most likely, :'(
Leon-You know what I'm talking about father, and don't you dare deny it!
Reggie-Yes...you're right. If it weren't for Jill, I don't know if I'd be alive today. But why is my own son, who I took in because I cared for him, yelling at me???!!!
Leon-Because dad, I want you to see the truth.
Arrme- because your judgment is clouded
Reggie-Oh don't give me your civilized explanation bullshit!
Leon-As you have taken me in, I have taken Arrmaduke in...
Arrme- are you saying I'm an uncivilized barbarian from the past?*said on the edge of anger*
Reggie-I said civilized, NOT uncivilized, get the cobwebs out of your ears! 
Leon- ...from when I first met Arrmaduke, I liked him...
Arrme- *ahem* you're asking for it Reggie
Leon- ...Dad, just please listen and leave him alone for a second!.......Arrmaduke has helped me out emensly and now it is my turn to help him........I allowed him to come back to life, and I want him to continue to live through Sherry, their children, and I.  Isn't that what you wanted to do with me father?......Help me out, because you cared about me?
Reggie-Yes.
Leon-Then please accept what I am doing here, I am saving him and bringing him into the family out of the goodness of my heart because I DO like him, and I want him to have a good life.
*Arrmaduke nodds his head*
Reggie-Gosh kid, you're growing up faster than I thought possible...You're doing and saying exactly what I did in the past.......it's kinda scary......You started out as a rookie cop, and here you are today, president and you have a family....
Leon-See what you are saying? It it because of you that I am where I am today!........And it will be because of me that Arrmaduke is where he is today!
Reggie-....I had a feeling that you would become something great one day, and you did, but now I find, discovered, that you have even more potential........more potential than even I have :'(
Arrme- aw, I'm very sorry to hear that!:'(
Reggie- You've far exceeded your old father.  I honestly don't know where you get it from. You're such a hard worker and more persistant than everyone put together in this city......you're great son....
*Reggie collapses to the ground and starts crying*
Reggie(sobbing)-I'm so sorry!
Leon-Don't tell me, tell Arrmaduke.
*Arrmaduke kneels down to Reggie*
Reggie(stops crying)-Arrmaduke, I...I'm sorry. Leon was right what he said about me. It's just that I'm afraid of losing my precious little granddaughter!(starts crying again)
Arrme- you won't lose her, I promise you.
Leon-Arrmaduke is right, and I promise the same.
Arrme- and, in fact, Reggie, you'll be gaining a grandson-in-law
Reggie(stops crying)-I guess you and I have more in common than I thought.
*Arrmaduke offers Reggie a hug*
*Reggie takes up the offer and hugs him*
*It's a nice firm hug that was very comforting*
Reggie-Well son, and grandson, shall we go and get some ice cream?
Arrme- ice cream?
Leon-You don't know what ice cream is?
Arrme- doesn't sound very appetizing, specially in this weather.
Leon-He's right, dad!
Reggie-Eh, some hot cocoa???
Arrme- er....I sure hope it's not what I think it is...
Leon-Hey, how about some tea and crumpets?
Arrme- tea I can handle  speaking of which,  Reggie Why on earth would you want that???  how about we listen to some Handel while we have our tea?
Leon-Well....
Reggie-Sounds good. What were you gonna say Leon?
Leon-Well....
Reggie-C'mon, spit it out already kid!
Leon-It's uh....heh.....Dr. Kennedy now :-)
Reggie-WHAT????!!!!
Arrme- OoH! good for you Leon!!!
Leon-I'm a certified M.D. now! :-)
Reggie-Oh Leon I'm so proud of you, following in your father's footsteps!
Arrme- aw!")
*Reggie knocks Leon to the ground and gives him a great big hug*
*Arrmaduke kneels down, grabbs both of them and lifts them up in a big hug*
Leon-Group hug, ha, ha, ha!
Arrme- hee hee
Reggie-Jeez, I must be getting really old or something....
Arrme- why's that, Leon?
Leon-No way! Why are you saying that?
Arrme- er, Reggie
Reggie-Because, now you're a doctor, as well as a president, and now Sherry is gonna be a mother, as well as a wife, and I'm gonna be a great grandfather!!!!
Arrme- oh...
Reggie-You see what I mean?!
Arrme- well, you're not as old as I am
Regie- Yeah, but still, it's a lot happening really quick!  Well...kinda...  Anyway, anyone for some hot chocolate?  I mean tea?
Leon-Yeah, let's go, it's getting cold out here.
Arrme- ok!
Flint-Well fine, just forget about me!!!!
*Leon has get�s an anime sweat drop on his forehead*
Arrme- no, no, Flint, come with us and warm your fur by the fire
Flint-Uh, I've never had tea before....
Leon-That's okay Flint, I've only had iced tea!  What do you expect?....   ...we're young!
Reggie-What's that supposed to mean, that we're old geezers or something???!!!
*Arrmaduke chuckles* come now, we need to get indoors
Leon-NO! I mean that us young people aren't used to old traditions and such.  Anyway, let's get inside.
Arrme- well I thought you two wuold never stop arguing!
Leon- Eh heh.....  Sorry :-)
Arrme- sokay
*The four go to Leon's house, or should I say huge mansion*
Leon-Okay, which one of you is gonna make the tea?
Arrme- I will
Leon-'Cause I have no clue!
Flint-What you talkin' about? You never have any clue! Ha, ha, ha!
*Flint's laugh bellows and echos throughout the mansion*
Leon-Hey, keep it down Wolfgang, my wife and kids are trying to sleep!
Flint-Wolfgang???!!!! I could eat you in three bites you little punk!
*Arrmaduke chuckles*
Arrme- ok, ok, stop you two!
Leon-It's been proven, I don't taste very good!
Flint-Oh really, how's that?
Leon-A shark that attacked me spit me back out!
Flint-Ha, ha, ha! That's a good one!
*Flint accidentially creams Leon into a wall, LOL!*
Flint-Oops! I don't know my own strength!
Leon-Ow, I think I would've been better off with the shark!
Flint-Ha, ha, ha!  C'mere, I'm sorry, boss!
Leon-Okay, it's no prob. Just don't get into the habit of making wall molds out of me, okay?
Flint-Yeah, sure.
*The four sit down and have their tea*
Leon-Hey Reggie, we've got you surrounded!
Reggie-Oh crap!  Arrmaduke, I'm sorry about what I said before.
Arrme- it's alright, worse has happened to me because of difference of oppinion
Reggie- Oh, I'm sorry.
*Well, they're having their tea when Arrmaduke suddenly seems preoccupied.  Leon looks over to Arrmaduke*
Leon-Hey, you okay?
*arrmaduke looks toward the window, scared*
Leon- What's wrong? What is it?
*Arrmaduke gets up slowly and edges away from that wondow he has his gaze on*
Leon- Is someone out there or something?
Arrme- *in a whisper* she's here. she's come back.she's come for me
Leon- She who???
Arrme- to say her name would be equivalent to being sent to hell.  Leon. go protect Sherry. NOW!
Leon- Shit!!!!
*Leon runs up the stairs, but it's too late...*
Sherry-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*there was a wail and Arrmaduke whipped around tot he wall he was backing up to and edged away from that*
*As she shrieks in pain*
Arrmaduke was powerless to help because he was seeing something or someone edging toward him*
Leon(upstairs)-NOOOOO!!!!
*Lara runs to where Leon is, scared.  To the entity Arrmaduke says* why are you here? I thought you'd be dead already  It seems that Arrmaduke is getting an answer.  His gaze is fixed on the entity and he's completely poewrless against it. 
Flint-What the hell is going on?!
*Arrmaduke is cowering on the corner, on the floor, trying to protect himself from the entity, but, like, in slow motion*
Flint-What's there, I don't see anything!
*Arrmaduke yelps in pain as the entitly attacks his hand, but doesn't actually move it.  Now it appears as if the entity is draining Arrmaduke like a vampire to vampires.  Reggie runs over to Arrmaduke to try to help him, but is thrown back*
Flint-Oh shit, this isn't happening!
*As Arrmaduke gets frailer looking and whithered the entity becomes solid*
Flint-What the...???
*She's very old looking, but getting more young as she drains the vampire.*
Flint-Stop it whoever the hell you are! Get away from him!!!!
*She's a duck with long tied hair, in thin whispy rags.  She pays no attention to the mortals.  Flint gets out his specialty shotgun. 
Flint-Alright bitch, you're asking for it!
*Arrmaduke is on the verge of dissappearing, himself.  Flint fires at the female duck.  the 9mm have no effect.  Flint shoots off a round at the female duck.  Now the vampris glares at Flint and vetaches from her victum and floats(cause her movements are too flowing for her to be using her legs) over to Flint and reaches out with a black clawed hand.  Flint seems to be choking.  Flint gets very angry and turns werewolf and starts letting loose, so to speak.  to try to free himself.  Flint sees that it is no use.  Reggie flies on top of the duck to try to free Flint.  No effect.  Meanwhile, Leon tells Lara to take Sherry to the hospital, because she is dying and that he heard the shotgun.  meanwhile at the house...  Lara goes out the back and gets into her car and speeds off to the hospital.  Leon runs down the stairs and gets to the livingroom*
Leon-I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU ARE, PUT THEM ALL DOWN RIGHT NOW!!!
*some force pushes Leon right to the wall, really hard*
Leon-Ah, damn!!!
*then the vampris flies Flint into Leon and back into the wall.  Reggie still tries to fight with the entity*
Flint-Leon!
*Leon remains unconscious.  the knives in the nearby kitchen fly into the livingroom and impale Reggie to the wall.  the entity floats through the wall, toward the hospital where Sherry is*
Leon-Stop herr...going to get....Sherry....stop herrrr....
*All of a sudden...  The Liquidator condenses into his water form and says*
Liquy- I'll help too!
*He rushes off to fight the demon bitch*
Reggie-Licky!!!!
*Reggie uses his plant powers to free himself*
Liquy-  Hey Reg! can't talk now!*stops in his tracks and whipps around to see Reggie attached to the wall* Aw crap! I'll help you first!
Reggie-Thanks!
*Liquy renches the knives out of the wall and Reggie falls into his arms*
Reggie- It's SO good to see you, we thought you were....
*Liquy puts Reggie on the couch and then rushes off to fight the bitch*
Reggie- bye!
Liquy- yeah, I know
*At the hospital Liquy catches up with her and holds a symbol up to prevent her access*
*Reggie notices that Flint is okay, but Leon still remains unconscious on the floor*
*She seems to cringe at it*
*Reggie checks out Leon and notices that he has several broken bones*
Reggie-Flint, we need to get Leon to the hospital ASAP! He's bleeding like crazy, and one of his lungs is punctured!  Reggie- so am I!
Flint-But what about that beast that's going after Sherry?!
*Flint notices that Reggie's blood is actually clear!*
Reggie- I don't know, but I bet Liquy does and he'll help us!
Flint-Okay, I'm gonna get you two there!
*Flint picks up Reggie and Leon and puts them in his car and races towards the hospital*
Reggie- ok
*Meanwhile, at the hospital, Berkawitz and Stone are working feverishly to save Sherry.  They hear explosions and crashes from outside in the street*
Stone-Crap! I wonder what's going on out there!  It sounds like a war zone!
*A couple minutes later, Flint arrives with Leon and Reggie.  Big bright explosion.  The three are almost taken out by the blast.  Liquy tries his best to distract the bitch.   Flint gets knocked down with Leon and Reggie but manages to get up and runs to the doors.  Flint gets inside with Leon and Reggie and runs them to the E.R.  Berkawitz sees Flint come in with Leon and Reggie*
Berkawitz-Dr. Stone, you go work on Leon. Rhoda, you're with me.
*More explosions.  The other doctor works on Reggie*
Dr. Stone-What's going on out there?
Flint-You don't wanna know, trust me!
*Dr. Stone stitches up Leon's lung and sets his broken bones*
Berkawitz-Phew! It looks like Sherry is going to be okay. The *arrow* missed her vital organs.  ...Not a very good marksman if you ask me.  ....looks like whoever tried to go for the "fetus", but missed by quite a bit.
Flint-The only one I know that uses arrows like that is Legolas!  But why would he want to hurt Sherry?
Berkawitz-Beats me, but at least she's okay.
*Both Sherry and Leon are resting, while Reggie is awake, with his wounds "cleaned up", so to speak*
Flint-I'm gonna go out and see what's going on.
*Flint has to duck a flying car in flames and it explodes behind him*
Berkawitz-Be careful, we don't need anymore criticals right now.
*Flint flies forward*
Flint-Man, they're killing everything out here!
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