Duke- so, what? Now he's our father?!!
Negs-Yep!
Duke-damn you both!!!!!
Negs-What???!!!
Duke-I could care less of how lovey dovey you both are!!
Negs-I'm not lovey dovey!
Duke-ha!! YES YOU ARE!! Why do you think you came to pinch my cheeks??!!
Negs-Because, that's the way I torment people!
Duke-you're weird!!!!!
Negs-And you're an ass not wanting us in your life!
Duke-huh??!! WHAT??!
Negs-Yeah, you heard me! You said it yourself you want us both dead! What's a matter, can't handle the truth???!!!
Duke-WHAT??!!
Negs-Oh don't give me that! I'm surprised you even have a wife and kid! You're so heartless!
Duke-Huh!!!!!
Negs-Well, you won't even let me in, 'cause you're blinded by your jealousy! Like it was my fault that we were created like we were!
Duke-STOP ANALYZING ME!!!
Negs-Well maybe you should be reminded!
Duke-I HATE the fact that you're supposedly my "brother"!!
Negs-You live out in the country because you don't want anyone else's company! Hey, it happened! It's NOT my fault that you and I are brothers, it just came out that way! Blame the assholes that created us!
Duke-No!! I'm ashamed to have YOU for a brother!!
Negs-Ow, you have hurt me in such a deep and heartless way
Duke-Oh stop you're blubbering!!
Negs-You don't care about anyone, not even your wife, after all, you called her a bitch!
Duke-huh! Well she IS, isn't she?!!!
Negs-Yeah, so why you even with her?
Duke-c...cause!!!
Negs-Just because you wanted somebody to screw?
Duke-so??!!
Negs-Huh!!! That's all you want, is someone to screw you, and not someone to love you???!!!!
Duke-no...I just needed someone to be with, to be with someone just for company
Negs-That's all???!!!
Duke-yeah. That and I wanted to raise a child...properly
Negs-Huh, I think you just wanted a child!
Duke-No! I wanted a child to raise and company from someone
Negs-Why couldn't you have company from your family??!!!
Duke-this IS my family!! Natalia and Linka!!
Negs-So you deny that the rest of us Hudigans even exist???!!!
Duke-YES!
Negs-How dare you! Then you're not a Hudigan!
Duke-yes I am!*growles*
Negs-The hell you are! If you deny your roots, then you're not one of us!
Duke-I don't!
Negs-Then why must you deny that the rest of us are here???!!!
Duke-I don't! I misunderstood!
Negs-Maybe if you weren't so damn ignorant, then mabye we'd listen to you!
Duke-blame my genes!
Negs-C'mon, maybe we can talk things out.
Duke-maybe
Negs-You can tell me what hurts so much inside.
Duke-huh??!!
Negs-What is it that we supposedly don't understand about you?
Duke-he pains of my heart? it was always "Oh why can't you belike your brother Drake?"!
Negs-You know dad was an ass, hell, he didn't even like me!
Duke-yeah, but it was MOM SAYING THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Negs-That's what you hate me for?
Duke-YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that, apparently YOU were treated BETTER than ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Negs-Okay, so mom did have a favorite.
Duke-HA!!!!!!!!! F**K YOU!!!!!!!!
Negs-I'm not saying that in light of myself.
Duke-humph!
Negs-Hey, it's not my fault our mom did that! Like you said, it's all in the genes!
Duke-YES IT IS!!!!!!!! If YOU weren't born I'd not be standing in YOUR SHADDOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Negs-Well you're not anymore, are you?
Duke-YES I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Negs-What, just because I have two wives, 13 childen, the Negaverse, Negasweets, a restaurant, and VP for Kennedy City???
Duke-:'( I'm just a destatute compared to you :'(
Negs-Hey, I did what I had to, to make it in life.
Duke-so did I but I was pathetic at it:'(
Negs-What do you want for your life then?
Duke-*Sigh* I've been doing this so long I don't know what else I could do. :-(
Negs-You don't know what else you want to do with your life???
Duke-no :'(
Negs-Well, why don't you let us help you? We could help you. Can we help you?
Duke-er...no?
Negs-What, you don't want our help, or do you think we can't help you?
Duke-no one can help me! :'(
Negs-Why not???!!!
Duke-I'm doomed to a life of misery and failure!!
Negs-Damn, you're so sure of this aren't you?
Duke-yeah :'( let's just say it was written in my genes :'(
Negs-At least accept us, please?
Duke-yeah
Negs-When you're part of a family, you feel great.
Duke-how would YOU know?
Negs-Because I have one.
Duke-like YOU're "loving"!
Negs-I am too!
Duke-humpf!
Negs-I am misunderstood as well, so there!
Duke: ha!
Negs: No one gives me a chance to prove myself!
Duke: well? PROVE IT!!!!!!
Negs: Well, you'd have to be around me a while, and be at my house.
Duke: ok!
Negs: Then you'll see I'm not as bad as everyone makes me out to be.
Duke: fine, fine!
Negs: So, how would you like to come to my house for dinner?
Duke: er...fine
Negs: Cool You won't be disappointed by our father's cooking.
Duke: WHAT??!! HE'S doing the cooking tonight??!!
Negs: What, you afraid he's gonna put poison in the dinner?
Duke: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARN'T YOU????????!!!!!!!!!!
Negs: No, he didn't kill me last night with his soup!
Duke: yeah, but maybe he'sa warming you up to him so you'll trust him and THEN he'll strike!!
Negs: Na! He wouldn't do that! You should know how he feels...
Duke: humph! How do YOU know?? huh?
Negs: You both were in Hell weren't you?
Duke: WHa??!!!
Negs: Why do you think Arrmaduke is the way he is! He spent like 300 years in Hell! I think anyone would want a second chance after that!
Duke: humph
Negs: You're lucky you were only there 30 days!
Duke: IN HIS PLACE!!!!!!!! They were accusing me of crimes I had NOTHING to do with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Negs: Blame it on Morgana, she's the one who screwed up!
Duke: yeah, BIG time!>:o
Negs: I'm sure you're happy to be back.
Duke: yeah
Negs: Well, I guess if we not much else to talk about, I'll see you tonight.
Duke: alright then.
Negs: Take it easy.
Duke: yeah...whatever
Negs: bye
Duke: bye
*Negs and Arrmaduke*
*Negs goes to see his "father" as he sleeps and talks to him*
Negs-Hey Well, I talked to Duke. I finally got something out of him. he's coming over for dinner tonight. I thought the three of us could talk things out as well. I think he needs us. he basically has no life, is what he says. living with Natalia and Linka out in the woods, an being a blade maker, no pun intended, ain't gonna cut it for him. He was always mad at me that I had so much more than he. I'm sure that we can think of something for him though. I guess that's about it for now, I think I've done enough for two days. See ya later, father.
*Negs goes to see Michelle*
Negs: Hey Chell Chell :-)
Michelle-hi darling! I painted mynails red for you!:-*
Negs: Ooo! How nice ;-) Oh, don't you get me started! Heh, not that I mind though ;-)
Michelle: heh, heh, heh
Negs: So, how you doing darling?
Michelle: ok, how 'bout you? I saw that you came from Arrmaduke's room.
Negs: Yeah, I talked to him about Duke.
Michelle: oh!
Negs: I hope you don't mind, I invited him over for dinner.
Michelle: oh, umm..ok
Negs: Duke and I had a lengthy conversation.
Michelle: about?
Negs: Basically about him.
Michelle: oh. having problems?
Negs: Yeah, to put it simply. But we're hopefully gonna get them worked out.
Michelle: ok
Negs: you�re such a beauty.
Michelle: aw, you say the sweetest things!
Negs: I say nice things to you, 'cause they're true.
Michelle: aw:-)
Negs: My sweet, darling ;-)
Michelle: aw!
*Negs goes to get something to drink for the both of them. Negs comes back. He gives Michelle a wine glass and pours her some.*
Michelle: hi Negsie darling!!
Negs: Hey sweetie!
Michelle: whatcha got there?
Negs: Some great wine, just for us darling ;-)
Michelle: YAY!
*The sound of clanging glass is heard as they sip the fine beverage*
Michelle: oh, you're SO romantic!! hee hee~
Negs: Anything for you darling ;-)
Michelle: aw
Negs: Sweetheart ;-)