�Who are you guys?�, asked Leon.
A male cyborg cop replies, �That does not matter. We are cyborgs sent by Umbrella to destroy you!�
A female cyborg goes up to Leon and takes his gun and radio and destroys them.
�You cannot stop us. We WILL kill you.�, said the female cyborg.
All six cyborg cops get closer to Leon, ready to kill him. Right then, Jill Valentine comes barging in with her rocket launcher aimed at the cyborgs.
�Hey you, get down!!!�, yelled Jill.
Leon throws himself to the ground and Jill Launches three rockets at the six cyborgs. The cyborgs were completely destroyed.
�Thanks, whoever you are.�, said Leon.
Jill replies, �My name is Jill Valentine. Say, I see you�re wearing an R.P.D. uniform. How come I�ve never seen you before?�
�Well, I transferred to the R.P.D. about two months ago. Boy, what a greeting. I come in and the whole place is filled with dead bodies and zombies. The only people I know that are still alive are Claire Redfield and Sherry Birkin. Although, I haven�t seen them in a while. Claire went off to Europe to find her brother Chris. Apparently, he worked here too, under the S.T.A.R.S. branch. I don�t know where Sherry is; she was taken by the government and put in a foster home I bet. That pretty much sums it up.�
�Did you say Chris Redfield?! I used to work with him! I was part of the S.T.A.R.S. unit too! It�s depressing that he left us for Europe. Actually, one of my other teammates, Barry, went with him too. I haven�t heard from them since. There were two other people I knew, Rebecca and Carlos. Rebecca was from another police department and decided to work with us. I don�t know where she went though. The other person, Carlos, worked with the Umbrella rescue team. Him and I worked together to get ourselves out of this city. Unfortunately, he got called back by Umbrella, and I haven�t seen him since.�
�Umbrella! Those scumbags! It�s their fault that all this happened! Now the city is completely destroyed because of them! In fact, those cyborgs you wasted, they were sent by Umbrella to kill me! I guess Umbrella didn�t like it when I destroyed their lab under the R.P.D.!�
�There was a lab under the R.P.D.?! Wow! I didn�t know that! I�m sure you heard that my team destroyed the mansion that is located on the outskirts of this city.�
�Yeah, I heard about that. So, if you wanted to escape from Raccoon, why did you come back?
�I wanted to check up on things. Why did you come back?�
�Same reason as you I guess. Looks like nothing has changed. Raccoon City still looks like a dump. Although, there aren�t as many zombies around, which is good.�
�What�s your name by the way?�
�Oh, I�m Leon S. Kennedy, nice to meet you.�
Leon and Jill shake hands.
�By the way, thanks for getting me out of that jam. I would�ve ended up just like everyone else if it weren�t for you.�
�No problem, it�s what I do.�
�So what do we do now?�
�Let�s go to my old house. I hope it�s still there.�
�Great! I have a jeep, so we don�t have to walk. Where is your house located?�
�625 Main Street.�
�Okay then, let�s go!�
Jill and Leon walk to his jeep and head to her house. On the way there, Leon and Jill notice that a motorcycle is coming towards them in the opposite lane. Both vehicles stop and the three meet each other.
�Claire, you�re back! I thought you were in Europe looking for Chris!�, said an excited Leon.
Claire replies, �I was going to, but I needed to come back here in order to get some more information as to why my brother left. It�s great to see you again Leon!�
Claire gives Leon a hug.
�It�s nice to see you too Claire. Oh, Claire, this is Jill Valentine. Jill, this is my partner, Claire Redfield.�
Jill and Claire shake hands.
�So, you�re Chris� sister. I can see the resemblance.�, said Jill.
�You know Chris?�, asked Claire.
�Do I know him?! I worked with him for cryin� out loud! Him and I worked together for the S.T.A.R.S. branch of the R.P.D.�
�Oh, so I guess you do know about him then.�
Leon says, �Claire, it�d be really nice if you joined up with us, we could really use the help!�
�Of course! After all, I�ve worked with you before!�, replied Claire.
�Great! It�s nice to have you back!�
�Same here Leon.�
�Well, let�s go to my house.�, said Jill.
�Right. Claire, I put your bike in the back of my jeep.�, said Leon.
Claire replies, �Okay.�
Before they get into Leon�s jeep, the sky around them turns dark and an interdimensional portal opens up in front of them. Two creatures, one being a rat, and the other being half duck, half plant, appear from the portal. Both are able to walk on two feet and have hands. The three think that they are hostile, so Leon gets his shotgun, Jill gets her rocket launcher, and Claire gets her magnum.
�Please, don�t shoot us!�, exclaimed the rat.
�Yeah, we�re not bad, honest!�, said the plant duck.
Leon replies, �How are we supposed to trust two creatures that come out of thin air?!�
�We were just doing some dimension jumping, and we ended up here!�, said the plant duck.
The rat says, �We�re not gonna do anything! All we wanna do is look around!�
�Really?�, asked Leon.
�Yeah, we don�t want to hurt you creatures, whatever you are.�, answered the plant duck.
�They�re pretty ugly if you ask me.�, said the rat.
�Don�t say that, then they�ll hurt us! Besides, I bet they think we�re unusual too.�
�C�mon you two, they seem harmless enough, let�s give �em a chance. Besides Leon, you were the one to say that we need all the help we can get.�, said Jill.
Leon replies, �All right, you got me there. Say you two, would you like to join us? If there are any threats about, we�ll have a better chance of surviving.�
�Sure, we�ll join you.�, said the plant duck.
�What are your names?�, asked Leon.
�I�m Bushroot, a.k.a. Reggie, and this is Megavolt, or Megs. Say, what happened here?, asked Reggie.
Leon replies, �This whole city got taken over by zombies. A company named Umbrella created a virus that turns people into zombies.�
�Zombies??!! That sounds bad! Well, we better get outta here! If we stay here, we�ll probably get the virus too!�, exclaimed Reggie.
�There�s no need to worry about that. The only way you can get infected is if a zombie bites you. So, just steer clear of them.�
�Oh, I�ve got a great idea!�
�What�s that?�, asked Jill.
�Well, I know an anti-virus for the whole city would take a long time, but I could create one just for us so we don�t get infected!�, said Reggie.
�That�s a great idea!�, exclaimed Leon.
�I�ll get right on it. Say, is there a laboratory somewhere in this city?�, asked Reggie.
�Yeah, maybe. You might be able to find whatever�s left of one underneath the R.P.D. I�ll take you there.�, answered Leon.
Leon takes Claire�s bike off of his jeep. The group rides to the R.P.D. When there, they all get out. Leon shows Reggie to the lab while Jill, Claire, and Megs hang out in the lobby area. Megs goes over to Claire.
�Say, you�re a beautiful creature!�, exclaimed Megs.
�Leave me alone you rat!�, yelled Claire.
Megs replies, a little hurt, �Okay, fine.�
Megs goes and sits by himself, sulking. Ten minutes later, Leon and Reggie come out of the lab with the new anti-virus.
�So, who wants to get shot first, ha, ha, ha!!! I�m just kidding!�, said Reggie.
Leon says, �I�ll go first.�
�It�s been nice knowin� ya kid!�, exclaimed Megs.
Leon takes the shot without a problem. Reggie then injects Jill, followed by Claire, Megs, and himself. After the shots, Jill looks at Reggie and smiles. Leon goes over to Jill to talk to her.
�What are you smiling about?�, asked Leon.
�Oh, nothing.�, replied Jill.
�Don�t tell me you like him?!�
�Maybe, why not?!�
�Oh forget it. You�re strange.�
�Strange huh?!�
Jill punches Leon in the shoulder.
�Ow! That hurt!�
�Good, you deserved it!�
The others just laugh at Leon. Leon blushes and sits by himself. Megs goes to a converter box to re-energize himself. In the process, Megs blows the converter box and flies toward the others.
�I needed that!�, exclaimed Megs.
�You�re so weird!�, said Claire.
�Why thank you!�
Claire punches him.
�I liked that. I needed that too!�
Claire punches him two more times.
�I liked that too!�
�You are so impossible!�
Claire still has her magnum in her hand.
�Ever since I met you, you haven�t put that gun down.�
�Yeah, well, you have to be on your guard, especially with you two!�
Leon is much more relaxed about Reggie and Megs than Claire is. Leon decides to go over to Reggie and hang out with him. Leon is still skeptical about Megs because he thinks that he�s weird too. Jill decides to sit next to Reggie too.
�Hey Reggie, how�s it going?�, asked Jill.
�Okay, how about you?�, asked Reggie.
Jill replies, �Good.�
Leon repeats what Jill said in a mocking voice.
�Excuse me Reggie, I have to talk to Leon.�
�Oh, okay.�
Jill takes Leon to one end of the room and punches him in the shoulder.
�Ow! What?!�, exclaimed Leon.
�Would you stop acting like a kid!�, replied Jill.
�C�mon, I�m just picking on you!�
�I don�t care. Stop bothering me when I�m around Reggie!�
�Okay, okay!�
Jill goes back to sit next to Reggie.
�You like me, don�t you?�, asked Reggie.
Jill did not say anything and remained speechless for a while. After a little while, Jill finally comes around and talks to Reggie.
�First, I thought you were strange, but now I find you interesting. You�re not as bad as I thought you were.�, said Jill.
�Well, thanks. At first, I wasn�t sure of you either, but then I got to know you. To be honest, I�m really starting to like you.�
�Wow, you�re a real nice guy! And�to answer the question you asked me before, I do like you.�
�You know, you�re a nice woman.�
Jill doesn�t say anything, but she blushes. Claire goes over to Jill and Reggie and talks to them.
�I give up! Megs won�t leave me alone, so I might as well just go and hang out with him!�, said Claire.
�Okay.�, replied Reggie.
Claire goes over to Megs and hangs out with him. Leon goes over to Reggie.
�Say Reggie?�, asked Leon.
�Yeah?�, replied Reggie.
�I think it would be a good idea if we go out and get some food so we don�t starve to death.�
�Oh yes, of course! Let�s go. We�ll be back Jill, Leon and I are gonna get some food.�
�Okay.�, said Jill.
Reggie and Leon get in Leon�s jeep and go to the supermarket to get the food.
Meanwhile, back at the R.P.D��
�Well?�, asked Megs.
�Well what?�, said Claire.
�Are you gonna talk to me or are you gonna just sit there?�
�Are you telling me what to do?!�
�No, unless you want me to!�
�Leave me alone!�
�You leave me alone!�
�Fine!�
�Good!�
Megs gets frustrated at Claire. Claire gets mad at him and runs away. Half an hour later, Leon and Reggie come back with the food. They put the food in the refrigerator.
�Hey Jill, we�re back.�, said Reggie.
�Oh, hi! So, did you get anything good?�, asks Jill.
�Of course! Leon told me what humans like to eat.�
�That�s good.�
�Yeah. Well, I�m gonna go and take a walk with Megs.�
�Okay, just be careful.�
�Don�t worry, we will.�
Reggie goes over to Megs and they go outside. While Megs and Reggie are out, Leon and Jill hear a knock on the door. Leon opens the door to see a duck in some type of costume standing there.
�Who are you?�, asked Leon.
�I am Negaduck.�
�And what are you doing here?�
�I wanted to warn you about a duck, who looks like me. He wears a purple costume. His name is Darkwing Duck. Be careful, he�s a murderer!�
�Thanks, we�ll watch out for him.�
�Oh, have you seen my friends Megavolt and Bushroot?�
�Yeah, they just walked out a couple minutes ago.�
�Okay, thanks.�
Negs (Negaduck) runs out of the R.P.D. and goes to look for Megs and Reggie.
�Oh no, not another one!�, exclaimed Jill.
�Yeah, right.�, replied Leon.
Fifteen minutes later, Reggie comes back alone.
�Reggie, there was a guy named Negaduck who was looking for you and Megs.�, said Leon.
�Did you say Negaduck?! That guy is the worst person in the world! Mainly because you don�t know what he�s gonna do when he�s looking for you! I�m surprised that he didn�t just decide to kill the both of you! Oh crap! We gotta go find Megs, his life could be in danger!�, exclaimed Reggie.
�I thought Megs was with you!�
�He was, but he told me that he was gonna look for Claire. We better go look for him now!�
Leon goes by himself and Jill and Reggie go together. Darkwing shows up and meets Leon. At first, Leon gets defensive, but then he�s cool about it.
�You must be Darkwing Duck.�, said Leon.
�I am. Who are you and how do you know me?�, asked Darkwing.
�I am Leon Kennedy. Negaduck told me about you. Speaking of him, we better team up and go after him.�
�Good idea.�
Leon and Darkwing team up and go to look for Negs. Jill and Reggie go down to the pier and they find Negs, who�s ready to throw Megs into the water. At nearly the same time, Leon and Darkwing find Jill and Reggie. All four of them break out their weapons and point them at Negs to protect Megs. Negs drops Megs and runs off. On the way, somehow, Negs is able to get some zombies, a spider, and a licker on his side. Darkwing leaves and Jill, Leon, Megs, and Reggie head back to the R.P.D. Negs is secretly following them. The four make it back and go inside. Five minutes later, Negs breaks in and shoots Jill in the shoulder with a crossbow. After that, Negs runs off again. Leon gets very angry with Negs.
�That bastard! I�m gonna get him!�, exclaimed Leon.
�Jill! Leon, what do we do?!�, asks Reggie.
�I�m gonna take her back to her place and patch her up.�
�All right, but be careful!�
Leon carries Jill to his jeep and driver her to her place. At Jill�s house, Leon patches her up.
�Thank you Leon.�, said a relieved Jill.
�No problem. Now I�m gonna pay Negaduck back!�, exclaimed Leon.
Leon goes after Negs in his jeep. Jill quietly follows Leon in a cop car. Leon finally sees Negs. Leon gets out of his jeep and points his shotgun at Negs.
�You�re gonna pay for what you did to Jill!�, exclaimed Leon.
�Oh really? I don�t think so!�, replied Negs.
With that Negs shoots Leon and runs off yet again. Jill runs to Leon.
�Leon! Are you okay?!�, asked Jill.
�Jill, what are you doing here?! You�re supposed to be at your house!�, exclaimed Leon.
�Well, you can yell at me later. I�m taking you to your house.�
Jill helps Leon into the jeep and she drives him to his house. Leon and Jill go into his house and Leon lies on his bed.
�Well, it�s only fair that I patch you up. Now, you stay here and rest. I�ll check on you later.�
�Thanks.�
Jill goes back to the others.
�Jill, you�re okay! Where�s Leon?�, asked Reggie.
�He got shot by Negaduck, so I patched him up. He�s resting at his house right now. He�ll be okay.�, said Jill.
�That�s good. I hope he can come back to us soon.�
�Yeah.�
While Leon is alone, Negs visits him.
�Oh crap, not you again!�, exclaims Leon.
�Yep, it�s me, ha, ha, ha!!!�, yelled Negs.
Negs sends a zombie, spider, and a licker after Leon to kill him. Leon takes out his shotgun and killed all three. Negs shoots Leon out of anger.
�You damn human! I�ll be back!�
Negs steals Leon�s jeep and goes after the others in it. At first, the others think that it�s Leon, but then they notice the unusual driving of the driver. Negs drives straight towards Claire, hoping to run her over. While trying to get out of the way, Claire trips and falls. All of the sudden, Megs runs out, picks up Claire, and gets them to safety. As Negs continues to come closer, Jill takes out her rocket launcher and shoots at the engine. The jeep dies and Negs gets out and runs off.
�That was close, is everyone all right?�, asks Reggie.
�I�m fine.�, said Jill.
�Claire and I are all right.�, said Megs.
�That�s good.�
�Wait a second! If Negaduck came after us in Leon�s jeep, that must mean that Leon is in trouble!�, exclaimed Jill.
�You�re right, we better go check on him!�
So, Reggie, Jill, Claire, and Megs get into Jill�s car and go to Leon�s house. When they open the door, they see that Leon�s place is trashed. Jill notices that Leon is on the floor, bleeding from a gun shot wound.
�Leon, Leon! Are you okay?!�, asked a worried Jill.
�I�ve been better.�, said Leon.
�Don�t worry, I�ll patch you up.�
Jill patches Leon up once again.
�What happened?�
�After you left, Negaduck came in and sent a zombie, a spider, and a licker after me. I killed all three of them, but then Negaduck shot me and ran off.
�That bastard! I�m glad you�re okay though.�
�Me too.�
�We better take Leon with us, he�ll be safer that way.�, said Reggie.
�Right.�, replied Jill.
Reggie and Megs carry Leon into the car. The five return to the R.P.D. Reggie and Megs set Leon on a couch.
�Hey Reggie.�, said Jill.
�Hey Jill. You�ve been taking good care of Leon.�, said Reggie.
�Yeah. You know, you�re cute. You look young and I like your hair.�
�That�s foliage, not hair.�
�Oh, my mistake. I like your foliage then.�
�That�s better.�
Without hesitation, Jill kisses Reggie. They both blush.
�Whoa, what was that for?�
�Because I like you silly!�
�Oh, right. Well, I think you�re pretty!�
�Awe, you�re so sweet!�
�You are too!�
After that, Reggie and Jill hold hands and smile at one another.
�Do you mind not being around me?!�, yelled Claire.
�Yes, I would mind!�, said Megs.
�Would you go away!�
�Fine! You�re impossible!�
�Yeah, well you�re annoying!�
Megs leaves and heads down to the basement to recharge. All of the sudden Negs captures him and ties him up. Upstairs, the lights start flickering. Leon sees this and figures it was Megs.
�I�m gonna go downstairs and check on Megs.�, said Leon.
�Okay.�, replied Jill.
Leon goes downstairs to see Megs. Leon notices that Megs is tied up. Before Leon is able to get to Megs, Negs points his dart gun at Leon.
�Don�t you ever die?! Maybe this will do!�, exclaimed Negs.
Negs shoots five arrows directly into Leon�s chest, making him fall instantly.
�Ha, ha, ha! See ya around Sparky!�
�Don�t call me Sparky!�, exclaimed Megs.
Megs breaks free and electrocutes Negs.
�You may have won this time, but next time you won�t be so lucky!�
With that, Negs leaves. Megs picks up Leon and carries him to the others.
�Oh no, not again!�, yelled Jill.
�Let me guess, Negaduck.�, said Reggie.
�Yep.�, replied Megs.
�This looks pretty bad. We better take him to the hospital.�, said Jill.
Jill and Reggie carry Leon to her car and put him in. They get in and head to the hospital. When Jill and Reggie get through the doors of the hospital, a doctor meets them and they follow him to the emergency room. The doctor immediately starts to work on Leon.
�I have some bad news.�, said the doctor.
�What?�, asked Jill.
�He has a life threatening wound. He lost a lot of blood as a result of it. We need a blood transfusion now, or else this man will die.�
�What is his blood type?�
�B positive.�
�Darn, my blood type is different! Let me call a couple friends. I hope one of them can help us!�
�Okay.�
Jill calls up Claire.
�Hello?�, asked Claire.
�We�ve got an emergency. Leon has lost a lot of blood and he needs a blood transfusion quick! His blood type is B positive.�, said Jill.
�Well, I don�t have B positive blood. I�ll ask Megs. Megs, what is your blood type?�
�B positive, why?�, asked Megs.
�Get over to the hospital now! Leon needs your blood! He needs a transfusion.�
�All right, tell them I�ll be right there.�
�Megs said that he�ll be right there.�
�Great! Bye!�, said Jill.
�Bye.�
Megs steals a car off the street and speeds to the hospital. He runs to the emergency room.
�I�m here for the transfusion!�, exclaimed Megs.
�Great! Just lie here.�, said the doctor.
The doctor administers the transfusion and gets a pint of blood from Megs. The doctor then puts the blood into Leon. While that is going on, another doctor sews Leon up.
�Well, it looks like your friend here will be just fine. He can go home now, he just needs lots of rest.�
�Thank you very much doctor!�, said Jill.
Jill, Reggie, Megs, and Leon get into her car and go back to the R.P.D.
�Now Leon, I want you to rest on the couch.�
�Okay.�, said Leon.
A week goes by and Leon fully recovers due to the high electrolyte content in his blood.
�I�m gonna go out for a while.�
�Okay, you be careful.�, said Jill.
�I will.�
Leon goes out and bikes around town for a while. Three hours go by, and the others start to worry about him.
�Reggie, I�m getting worried about Leon. It�s been three hours.�, said Jill.
�Me too. We better go out and look for him.�, said Reggie.
Jill and Reggie get into her car and Megs and Claire get into another car. Meanwhile, Negs sneaks up on Darkwing and attacks him. Negs knocks out Darkwing and puts on his clothes to impersonate him. Right after that, Negs finds Leon and gets ready to shoot him. The other four finally show up. However, before Negs can get a shot off, Leon books.
�Why didn�t you shoot him?! He�s supposed to be with us!�, yelled Jill. She was mad that Leon disobeyed her orders.
�Hey, excuse me, he was too fast for me!�, exclaimed Negs.
The four return to the R.P.D. Darkwing, in Negs� clothing, goes to the R.P.D. where everyone else is.
�Hey, there�s something I need to tell you!�, exclaimed Darkwing.
�Save it!�, yelled Jill.
The four get out their weapons, ready to shoot him. All of the sudden, Leon barges in and swipes up Darkwing and drives off with him.
�Why the hell did he do that?!�
Right after that, Leon calls Jill.
�Hello?�
�It�s me. Listen, that was Darkwing, not Negaduck. Negaduck switched clothes with him.�, said Leon.
�Oh, I see he�s up to his old tricks.�
�Yeah.�
Leon and Darkwing return to the R.P.D.
�C�mon Megavolt, let�s go get Negaduck.�, said Darkwing.
�Right.�, said Megs.
Megs and Darkwing team up and go after Negs.
�I am so disappointed at you! You could�ve gotten killed out there! Why don�t you listen to me?!�, said Jill sternly.
�Hey, I can take care of myself!�, replied Leon.
�Fine! If that�s the way you want it, then you can just go and do whatever the hell you want! See if I care if you get shot!�
After that, Leon and Jill refuse to talk to one another.
�There he is, let�s get �em!�, exclaimed Darkwing spotting their target.
Megs electrocutes Negs and knocks him unconscious.
�Good job. Let�s lock him up.�
Darkwing and Megs return to the R.P.D. and throw Negs in a cell in the basement. One hour later, Leon goes down into the basement to see Negs. Leon takes out his shotgun.
�Hmm, perfect! Now you�ll see how gun shots feel!�, said Leon with a smirk on his face.
�You can�t kill me. I have a wife and children. How would you feel, telling my wife and kids that you murdered me. After that, they would probably end up on the street, starving and dying. What would Jill think if you shot me?�, said Negs.
�You got me there. Get outta here.�
Leon unlocks the cell and lets Negs free. A little bit later, Jill goes to check on Negs. She discovers that the cell is open and empty.
�Leon!�, yelled Jill.
�What?!�, asked Leon.
�Why did you let Negaduck go?!�
�I felt bad for him!�
�I don�t care! You�re gonna go out there and find him!�
�Fine!�
Negs finds Megs outside and they go to create an interdimensional portal. Leon goes to follow them because he wants to capture Negs. When Megs returns to the R.P.D., Leon confronts him about the portal.
�Why did you make a portal?�, asked Leon.
�Because, I like it better there than here! I�m gonna leave with Negaduck.�, said Megs.
�You can�t leave! What about Claire?! And besides, you saved my life. Everyone cares about you too. If you leave, it won�t be the same without you. Please, stay.�
�Okay, I�ll stay.�
Megs takes Darkwing with him to the portal. Negs goes through the portal.
�Darkwing, you better go with him to keep everything at a medium.�, said Megs.
�You�re absolutely right.�, said Darkwing.
Darkwing goes through the portal, and then it closes. Megs returns to the R.P.D. Leon hears a jeep coming towards the building. So, Leon runs out into the road to stop the driver. Jill comes out as well to see what is going on. A young woman comes towards them.
�Oh my God, there are people here! I was coming into this city and there wasn�t anyone around! Boy am I glad to see you two!�, said the woman.
�We�re glad to see you too! What�s your name?�, asked Leon.
�My name is Meryl Silverburgh. What�s yours?
�I�m Leon S. Kennedy and this is Jill Valentine.
�Well hello Leon and Jill.�, said Meryl.
�Um, hi. What exactly brought you here?�
�I was just gonna ride through here and go to New York City to find my boyfriend David. Than I met you two.�
�Well, I can bet you anything that he�s not here. There are not too many people here right now. I�d really hate to impose this upon you, but could you stay here and help us? We could really use it!�
�I suppose so, seeing as how my boyfriend is probably busy trying to save the world.�
�We are too, from a company called Umbrella that makes viruses that turn people into zombies.�
�Wow, really?! I guess that�s not too strange when compared to what my boyfriend has to contend with.�
�What does he have to do?�
�He�s protecting the world from an evil terrorist that has built a nuclear equipped walking battle tank, called Metal Gear Rey.�
�If things aren�t bad enough, now we have a terrorist who wants to nuke the world! Just wonderful!�
�Yeah. Guess what though?�
�What?�
�The terrorist and David are brothers! David is a good guy, and he�s the only one who can stop him!�
�Now that�s interesting! Talk about your sibling rivalry!�, said Jill.
�Yeah. So, what are we gonna do?�
�Well, you might as well join us and hang out. Luckily, not much is going on right now.�, said Leon.
�Okay.�
Leon, Jill, and Meryl go inside.
�Let me introduce you to three of my friends, Claire, Reggie, and Megs.�, said Leon.
�Oh my God, what are those, those�.?!�, asked Meryl.
�That�s Reggie and Megs. Don�t worry, they won�t hurt you, they�re very friendly.�
�But�How�?!�
�Reggie and Megs are from a different dimension. It�s okay, we didn�t know what to think when we first saw them. I know that this is very strange, but you�ll get used to them.�
�Okay, whatever you say.�
A day later, Negs returns to Raccoon City and shows up at the R.P.D.
�Don�t worry, I�m not gonna hurt anyone.�, said Negs.
�You better not, or else.�, said Leon.
�Yeah, yeah, yeah. Say, who�s the hot chick?
Negs goes over to Meryl.
�You�re pretty tall, and very beautiful!�
�Negaduck, stay away from her, she�s not used to your kind yet.�
�Fine! Ruin all my fun why don�t ya?!�
With that, Negs leaves.
�I wonder why Negaduck hates us guys but likes the girls?�
�I don�t know. Why don�t we send Meryl to find out. Meryl, would you mind?�, asked Reggie.
�Okay, I�ll go, but I�m still not used to this whole idea.�, said Meryl.
Meryl leaves and finds Negs.
�Hey Negaduck.�, said Meryl.
�Hey, what are you doing here?�, asked Negs.
�I wanted to ask you a question.�
�What?�
�Why do you hate the guys and like the girls?�
�Because the guys are just stupid. And, I don�t really care for Jill and Claire.�
�Oh. Well, I�ll be going.�
Meryl returns to the R.P.D. and tells the others what Negs told her.
�Well, I guess that answers our question.�, said Leon.
Another day goes by and Negs goes back to the R.P.D.
�What are you doing here?�
�What?! Can�t I come by and visit?!�, said Negs.
�I guess so.�
�Say Meryl, wanna check out my new car?�
�Sure.�, said Meryl.
Meryl goes out to see Negs� car and is impressed by it.
�I like it, it�s very nice.�
�Why thank you. Say, would you like to go to dinner with me?�
�Sure.�
Negs and Meryl go to �Bob�s Brain Boutique� for dinner, where zombies, spiders, and lickers are served, as well as humans. Leon follows the two to the restaurant. After the two go in, Leon goes into the basement and turns off the power. After that, Leon returned to the R.P.D. A little while later, Negs and Meryl return.
�Nice try Leon.�, said Negs.
�What?�, asked Leon.
�You turned out the lights on us. That doesn�t matter, we still had a good time.�
�Whatever.�
Leon leaves and goes to the top of a hotel to be alone. However, he sees Megs and Claire there. With this Leon decides to go to the park, he follows Negs� new pet spider Peter. To no surprise, Leon sees Jill and Reggie there.
�C�mon, can�t you take me somewhere where there aren�t any couples?!�
With that Peter runs off. A little bit later, Negs meets up with Peter.
�Why don�t you sneak up on Leon and give him a good scare!�, said Negs.
Peter goes back to Leon and places one of his legs on Leon�s shoulder. Leon freaks out and falls into the lake.
�Ha, ha, ha! Good one Peter!�
�Why you�..! I�m gonna get you!�, yelled Leon.
�Yeah, yeah, yeah.�
Negs leaves Leon and Peter. Leon gets out of the lake and goes over to Peter.
�You got me good. Oh well, I guess I deserved that one.�
Leon strokes Peter and they become friends. After that, Leon takes Peter with him and drives away. At the R.P.D., Reggie and Jill hear a Harley come toward them.
�Who could that be?�, asked Jill.
I don�t know.�, said Reggie.
Leon was in the Harley. He stopped, parked the bike, and headed down to the lab. The others finally made it back. The next morning, Leon wakes up and wakes up Peter by accident.
�Go to sleep before you wake up Negaduck.�, said Leon.
Peter goes back to sleep. All of the sudden, a zombie comes in. Leon shoots the zombie with a shotgun and wakes up everyone except Megs and Claire.
�That must�ve been Leon.�, said Jill.
Jill goes to see Leon.
�You look horrible, you should get some sleep and eat something! Negaduck, why don�t you take him somewhere to eat?�
�Okay.�, replied Negs.
Negs takes Leon to the �Death Roe Restaurant.� Negs orders tons of food for Leon to eat.
�Now, I want you to eat every bite.�
�Okay.�, said Leon.
An hour later, Leon finishes his food.
�Good job, let�s go back to the R.P.D.�
Negs and Leon return to the R.P.D.
�You stay right here Leon, I�ll be right back.�
Negs goes down into the lab and makes a formula that will knock Leon out for several days. Negs goes back to Leon.
�Okay Leon, take this.�
�What is it?�, asked Leon.
�Something to help you sleep.�
Leon drinks the formula, and falls right asleep. Negs carries Leon to a bed. Leon slept for eight days. On the morning of the ninth day, Leon wakes up. Negs goes to see Leon.
�C�mon, wake up.�
�Huh, oh it�s you.�, said Leon.
�I think you ought to go out and have some fun. I�ve entered you into a motorcycle race.�
�You what?!�
�Take it easy, you�ll thank me later. Oh, while you were asleep, Jill and Reggie, as well as Megavolt and Claire, got closer.�
�You think I care?!�
�Just tryin� to make conversation. C�mon let�s go to the race.�
Leon and Negs go to Manhattan, where the race is held.
�All right Leon, go in there and kick some ass!�
�Right.�
�Welcome to the 2000 Bike Race Tournament. Racers, start your engines!�, said the announcer.
A gunshot goes off to start the race. Leon starts off with a good lead. As he goes on, he sees Peter in the road. Len stops and saves Peter. Because of that, Leon falls into 11th place. A zombie by the name of Mr. Anderson (one of Leon�s allies) plays dead in the street. The first three drivers crash and were disqualified. This put Leon in 8th place. The Manhattan police go after Mr. Anderson. He is able to lose them by hiding in a dumpster. The bikes then go through the construction area. Two bikers crash and Leon moves up to 6th place. The next area is a concentration of barrels. Leon goes on the outside of the barrels, while two more bikers crash. Leon is now in 4th. The bikers come up to the most dangerous area where they have to cross water over one of four long boards. All four drivers make it through and go on to �Sewer Tunnel Mayhem.� Next up is the �Dead Man�s 90-degree turn.� Number three crashes, which puts Leon in 3rd. The three drivers left have to go up �Death Mountain�, a 60-degree hill. Leon throws his bike into full gear. All three make it across the finish line at about the same time.
�Whoa, what a finish! We need a photo shoot for this one! And the winner is�.Leon S. Kennedy! Congrads, you�ve just won $75,000! What are you gonna do with all that money?!�
�He�ll give at least half to me!�, yelled Negs.
As Negs comes up, Meryl and Leon hide him. Leon, Meryl, and Negs leave. Leon gives Negs half of the money.
�Say babe, you wanna come with me for dinner?�
�Sure, in a little bit.�, said Meryl.
Negs races off in his car.
�Congratulations Leon!�
�Thanks.�, said Leon.
Meryl leaves.
�That was a good race.�, said Reggie.
�Thanks. Well, I�m gonna go cruise around town.�
�All right, see you later.�
Reggie goes back to the R.P.D. Negs picks up Meryl. While on their way to the restaurant, they meet up with Leon.
�Here ya go, here�s the other half.�, said Leon.
�Hey, thanks a lot!�, said Negs.
�Money won�t buy me happiness.�
�No, but it�ll buy me happiness!�
Leon returns to the R.P.D. Reggie, Claire, and Megs come shortly after. Leon and Jill continue to ignore each other.
�Reggie, I have something to tell you.�, said Jill.
�What�s that?�, asked Reggie.
�You�re so handsome and you�re so nice to me. I can�t help but like you. You�re so sweet! I think I�m in love with you!�
�Wow! I think I�m in love with you too!�
Jill and Reggie kiss. Leon goes to talk with Mr. Anderson.
�You know, it�s not fair, everyone�s with someone else, except for me!�, said Leon.
�Why do you think that is?�, asked Mr. Anderson.
�Well, I�m not with Jill because she�s my partner, she�s older than me, and she�s not my type. I�m not with Claire because Megs has her. And I�m not with Meryl because Negaduck has her right now, and she has a boyfriend already.�
�Hmm, looks like you�re out of luck.�
�Yeah.�
Megs goes over to Leon.
�Hey, Claire and I are gonna go to the movies, you wanna come?�, asked Megs.
�No thanks.�
Megs and Claire go to the movies.
�C�mon, I�m gonna put you to work.�, said Negs.
�What?!�, said a surprised Leon.
�How about you wax my car and clean my apartment floor?�
�What do I look like, a housemaid?!�
�Well, you�re not doing anything!�
�Fine!�
Leon waxes Negs� car and cleans the apartment floor. Negs goes over to Jill.
�Man, Leon complains too much!�, said Negs.
�You�re telling me! I can�t stand him! Besides, he doesn�t even listen to me!�, exclaims Jill.
�Hey Meryl!�
�What?�, asks Meryl.
�You know, I should be your boyfriend. If that Snake really loved you, his sorry ass would be here! He�s nothing but a loser!�
�No, you�re a loser! Cheating on your wife!�
�Ooh! So what! Who told you?!�
�Leon told me! I never want to see you again!�
�Well fine! Who needs you anyway!? Leon, you�re a dead man!�
�Whatever. Say Jill and Meryl, you wanna come with me on a mission?�, asked Leon.
�I don�t think Jill should go with you.�, said Reggie.
�I agree.�, said Jill.
�You wuss!�, yelled Meryl.
�Why you�..!�
Leon holds Jill back.
�Say, why don�t Reggie and Jill meet up with Megs and Claire?�, said Leon.
�Yeah!�, said Meryl.
�What does that have to do with anything then? Leon, I don�t know what you�re up to, but knock it off!�, said Reggie.
�Fine!�, yelled Leon.
Night falls and everyone is asleep except Claire and Megs. Later on, Leon wakes up and wakes up Jill. Jill gets ticked and points a crossbow at him.
�Would you go away!�, yelled Jill.
�Why don�t you go away!�, yelled Meryl.
Negs wakes up and gets pissed off at the two girls.
�Would you two shut up! I�m trying to sleep here!�, said Negs.
Everyone goes to sleep and Megs and Claire return near morning. Morning comes and Meryl and Leon wake up.
�Hey Leon, how are you doing?�, asked Meryl.
�Okay, how are you?�, asked Leon.
�Good. Did you sleep well?�
�Yeah, how about you?�
�Yeah.�
Reggie and Jill get up next. It is late afternoon and Claire, Megs, and Negs are still sleeping. Reggie wakes up Megs.
�C�mon, get up.�, said Reggie.
�Okay, okay.�, said Megs, still half-asleep.
�You need a recharge.�
Reggie takes Megs to the basement to recharge. They come back up and Megs wakes up Claire.
�C�mon honey, wake up.�, said Megs.
�Oh, hi.�, said Claire.
�Say Megs, what were you two up to last night?�, asked Reggie.
�Don�t ask.�, said Megs.
�Man, Claire and Megs are lucky, so are Jill and Reggie.�, said Leon.
�C�mon Leon, there�s someone out there for you!�, said Meryl.
�I wish that were true.�
�It is! Just be patient!�
�I�ll try.�
�Hey Meryl, would you want to do an experiment with Negaduck involving having company or not?�, asked Claire.
�No way, I don�t want to even be near him!�, exclaimed Meryl.
�Megs, are you sure you won�t tell me about last night?!�, asked Reggie.
�Yeah, in fact, I�m having trouble remembering.�, said Megs.
�Hmm, were you drinking last night?�, asked Leon.
�Yes.�
�Well then, if your B.A.C. is above .10, I�ll have to arrest you for D.W.E., drinking while electrocuted!�
�Megs, why don�t you come to the lab with me.�, said Reggie.
�Okay.�, said Megs.
Reggie does some tests on Megs and discovers that he had drugs and alcohol in his blood.
�This doesn�t look good. For your safety and ours, I�m gonna put you in a cell for now.�, said Reggie.
�Okay.�, said Megs.
Reggie puts Megs in a cell. Negs finally gets up. A little later Reggie, Claire, and Leon check on Megs. Even later, Reggie checks on Megs again. After that, Leon talks with Megs and Claire.
�Can either of you remember what you did before the movie started?�, asked Leon.
�I just got two sodas for us.�, said Claire.
�Hmm, I�m gonna go to the movies to investigate.�
While at the movies, Leon discovers that some bad stuff was put in the sodas. He then goes back to the R.P.D. Leon gives Reggie the sodas so he can check them out.
�Negs, why don�t you double check on everything at the movies.�
�Okay.�, said Negs.
After a little while Negs comes back.
�The chemical in the sodas is used to create multiple offspring. The offspring will be controlled and used to take over the world.�
�That�s terrible!�, exclaimed Leon.
Leon goes to Claire to tell her this news.
�Claire!�
�What�s wrong?�, asked Claire.
�There was a chemical in the sodas that you two were drinking.�
�And?�
�I have some bad news.�
�What is it?�
�The chemical causes females to have multiple offspring.�
�What?! I need to see Megs!�
Claire goes to see Megs.
�Are you doing okay?�
�Yeah, what�s wrong?�, asked Megs.
�Leon just told me about the sodas. There was a chemical in the sodas that cause females to have multiple offspring. I don�t know what to do!!�
�Oh Claire!�
Negs leaves.
�Hey Reggie, perhaps you should put Claire in a cell too, just so everyone will be safe.�, said Jill.
�Good idea.�, said Reggie.
Leon is in the main room watching TV.
�This just in. A dark mysterious man attacked and killed a family of four. They were all shot by some type of gun. An eyewitness to the incident stated that the shooter looked like he had a duck costume on. We will have more information as time goes on.�, said the reporter on TV.
�Why that no good�.! That�s it, he�s dead!�, yelled Leon.
Leon goes to look for Negs. Leon eventually finds Negs.
�All right! Party�s over and so is your life!�
�No, stop!�, said Meryl.
�Meryl, what are you doing?!�
�He�s my friend!�
Meryl and Negs leave. Leon gets pissed and goes to a cliff.
�This isn�t fair! Every time I want to kill that bastard, something always helps him get away!�, yelled Leon.
Leon sees Negs in the distance and decides to go to another cliff. Negs meets him at the other cliff.
�What do you want?!�
�C�mon, we need to get Megs and Claire out.�, said Negs.
�Why would you care about them?!�
��Cause Megs is my friend.�
�Ha!�
�And you wouldn�t want to see Claire caged up the whole time, would you?�
�No.�
�Well?�
�Okay, fine, I�ll help you get them out.�
Leon and Negs go to the R.P.D. and free Claire and Megs.
�Why did you let us out?�, asked Megs.
�Because, you aren�t safe here. Your lives are in danger. Plus, if you want some real help, you better come with us.�, said Negs.
�All right, Claire and I will join you two.�
With that, Negs, Claire, Megs, and Leon go to a hideout. Jill, Reggie, and Meryl discover that Claire and Megs are gone.
�Where could they�ve gone?!�, exclaimed Reggie.
�Leon is missing too! But he wouldn�t have let them go, would he?�, asked Jill.
�I doubt it. Unless,�..oh no!!!!!�
�What?!�
�Negaduck must�ve gotten to them! Who knows what he�s done to them! I hope that they�re still alive!�
�What do we do Reggie?!�
�For now, we better stay here! Negaduck is probably outside the door, just waiting to shoot us! We�ll be safer in here for the time being.�
�But!�
�I�m sorry Jill, but it�s our only option. Either we stay in here and live or we go out there and die.�
Leon goes to look for Negs to ask him about Jill, Reggie, and Meryl. Leon reaches Negs� car, but doesn�t see him in there. He turns around only to see Negs pointing a dart gun at him.
�Ha, ha, ha! So, you wanna know what happened to your precious friends? Well, I killed �em all! Ha, ha, ha! Now that I have you, you�re gonna die right along with them!�, exclaims Negs.
�Hey, I thought you were telling us the truth! You liar, you�re gonna pay for that!�, yelled Megs.
�Shut up you dirty rat, there�s nothing you can do!�
While Negs is distracted by Megs, Leon grabs the dart gun away from Negs and points it at Negs.
�You pulled a fast one on me. Don�t think you�ve gotten rid of me for good, I�ll be back!�
With that, Negs leaves.
�Thanks for distracting him Megs.�, said Leon.
�No problem. You better go back to the R.P.D. and make sure that everyone�s okay.�, said Megs.
�Right.�
Leon goes back to the R.P.D. to check on the others. Jill runs to Leon and throws her arms around him.
�Leon, you�re alive! We were worried about you! What happened to Megs and Claire?! Are they okay?!�, asked Jill.
�Megs and Claire are fine.�, replied Leon.
�All right Leon, then why were Megs and Claire gone in the first place?�, asked Reggie.
�Because, we were stupid enough to believe his lies. So, Negaduck and I let Megs and Claire go free. It turns out that Negaduck had a secret plot to kill us.�
�Don�t ever believe him, ever! He�s nothing but bad news! You got that Leon?!� exclaimed Reggie
�Yeah, I understand.�
�Good, don�t let it happen again. We don�t want to lose any of you. Oh, there�s something I have to tell you two, but you must promise not to tell Megs and Claire.�
Jill and Leon nod their heads.
�Well, Claire should be expecting in the near future.� Reggie sums up.
�Oh great! This is bad! Isn�t there something that can be done?! Can�t you create some kind of antidote or something to prevent her from giving birth?� Leon asks.
�An antidote, that�s a great idea! Leon, you�re a genius! However, even if I do make an antidote, I�m pretty sure that Claire will still conceive. The up side to that is that we won�t have to worry about her children growing up to take over the world. I�ll stay up as long as I have to in order to make the right antidote.�
�Okay.�
Reggie heads down to the laboratory to start work on an antidote.
�Poor Claire.�, said Meryl.
�Yeah, an innocent victim of someone�s devious plot!�, said Leon.
�I hope that she�ll make it out of this okay!�
�I hope so too. Well, with Reggie hard at work, I�m sure she�ll be all right.�
�I�m gonna go down to the lab and keep Reggie company, okay?�, said Jill.
�Okay Jill.�, said Leon.
Jill goes down to the laboratory to see Reggie.
�Hey Reggie, I thought I�d keep you company.�, said Jill.
�Oh, hi. Are you sure you wanna stay down here with me, it�ll get pretty boring.�, said Reggie.
�That�s okay, I thought that you might want someone to talk to.�
�Well, thanks, I appreciate that.�
�Hey Meryl, I�m gonna go out and look for Claire and Megs. You stay here and watch out for them. If you see either of them, contact me by radio.�, said Leon.
�Okay, sure thing Leon.�, replied Meryl.
Leon takes his Harley and searches the streets for Claire. Leon finally finds Claire. As he approaches, Claire takes out her magnum and shoots out the tires. Leon falls off the bike and Claire points the magnum at him, holding Leon hostage.
�Claire, you don�t know what you�re doing! That chemical that�s inside of you is affecting your mind! C�mon, snap out of it, I know you can!�, exclaimed Leon.
All of the sudden, Claire gets tired and collapses. Leon picks Claire up and takes her back to the R.P.D. Reggie and Jill fall asleep in the lab and everyone falls asleep.
The next day, Leon and Reggie talk about Megs and Claire.
�Man, that chemical that Megs and Claire have in their system is bad stuff.�, said Leon.
�I know that.�, replied Reggie.
�Yeah, but it made Claire turn on me!�
�What are you talking about?!�
�Yesterday, I went to look for Claire in my Harley. I found her and she shot both tires out. Then she held me at gunpoint. Luckily, the chemical knocked her out.�
�That�s terrible! You better go find Megs, there�s no telling what it has done to him!�
�Right!�
Leon goes and searches for Megs. Leon finally finds Megs and notices that he is acting very strangely. Megs acts as if he just a regular rat. Leon goes after him. Megs finds a big hole and goes underground. Leon tried a cheese trap, but Megs took the cheese without getting caught. Then, Leon tries to shoot Megs, but Megs hides from the gunfire. Leon then decides to put together a homemade line with a hook on the end. He puts it in the hole, hoping to get Megs. Leon attaches the other end of the line to a bike that he finds. Leon starts up the bike and begins to drive off. Megs grabs the hook as Leon drove off and yanks him off. With that, Leon shoots Megs with a non-lethal hit. Leon takes Megs back to the R.P.D.
�Great, you found him!�, exclaimed Reggie.
�Yeah, it was weird, he was acting as if he was a regular sewer rat!�, said Leon.
�Sewer rat is right, boy does he smell! And the poor guy is shaking like a leaf! C�mon Leon, help me get him to the bathroom so we can give him a nice, hot bath.�
Leon and Reggie carry Megs to the bathroom and put him in a tub filled with hot water. While Reggie cleans up Megs, Leon puts a big metal plate on the bottom of Megs� cage so he can�t dig his way out. After fifteen minutes, Leon and Reggie carry Megs to his cage and put him in it and lock the cell door.
�Leon, you stay here and watch Megs and Claire, I�m goin� down to the lab to work on the antidote.�
�Right.�, said Leon.
Leon goes over to Claire�s cell and starts talking to her.
�You probably can�t hear me or understand me, but there�s something that I want you to know. Ever since we first met, I�ve liked you. When I was out for eight days, I dreamt about you. I�.�
Leon stops when he hears Reggie enter the room.
�I�ve got it, I�ve got the antidote!�, exclaimed Reggie.
�Great!�
Reggie administers the antidote to Megs and Claire. Within a few minutes, Claire wakes up and recovers from her disoriented state.
�Hey Claire, it�s nice to see that you�re back with us. How are you feeling?�
�Okay, I think. I feel a little lightheaded though.�, said Claire.
�I�m glad to hear that you�re doing better.�
Megs recovers and starts complaining.
�Hey! Get away from her! Stop talking to my girlfriend! Man, I�ve got one heck of a headache!�, said Megs.
�Take it easy Megs, you�ve been through a lot!�, said Reggie.
�You�re telling me?! Oye, I feel like I�ve been ran over by a Mack truck!�
�I bet!�
�Well Reggie, it looks like they�ll be okay.�, said Leon.
�Yeah.�, said Reggie in a depressed voice. �I want to be alone right now.�
�What�s wrong? Please, tell me.�
�I don�t really feel like talking.�
�C�mon, you�ll feel better if you �talk it out of your system�.�
�All right, you wanna know what�s bothering me?! I�m worried that the antidote killed the offspring! I�m gonna take Megs to the diner and talk to him.�
�But, isn�t that what you wanted to happen?�
�I don�t want all of them to die! She could still have children that are as normal as you and I!�
�You�re right, I�m sorry.�
�It�s okay. I�m gonna go now.�
�Okay.�
Reggie and Megs go to a diner for some coffee. Meanwhile, Leon talks to Claire.
�Claire, I�ve got some bad news.�
�What?�, asked Claire.
�It�s about your offspring. There�s a possibility that the antidote that Reggie gave you, killed a few to all of your offspring.�
�Noooo!�
Claire starts crying.
�What about Megs, does he know?!�
�I�m not sure if Reggie has told him or not.�
Half an hour later, Megs and Reggie get back and find Claire a wreck. Megs goes over to Claire and comforts her.
�What�s wrong darling, tell me!�, said Megs.
�Leon told me that the antidote that Reggie gave me might�ve killed the offspring!�, said Claire.
�Leon, why did you tell her?! Now look what you�ve done!�, yelled Reggie.
�Why you�..!�, yelled Megs.
Megs gets pissed and goes after Reggie, but Leon stops him.
�Listen, Megs, I�m not for certain on it, I have to do more tests!�, said Reggie.
�I don�t care!�, cries Megs.
Megs frees himself from Leon�s grip and starts crying. He then wanders off.
�Claire, please, don�t lose hope. I want to do more tests. Hopefully they will give me better results.�, said Reggie.
�I hope so.�, said Claire.
Megs is on a rooftop, feeling vaguely suicidal. Leon decides to go down to the lab and check the sample. Reggie goes down shortly after.
�What are you doing down here?! Because of you Megs and Claire are sad and depressed! How would you feel if you were told that your offspring would die?!�, yelled Reggie.
�Listen, I�m sorry! But I have an idea!�, exclaimed Leon.
�What idea could you possibly have?! You�re in deep enough as it is, don�t make it worse!�
�Would you just hear me out! If we take a sample from Claire, her offspring, and Megs, then maybe we can get the real results!�
�You�re lucky you�re not six feet under right now!�
�So does that mean you�re gonna take up my idea?!�
�Yes, yes. I want you to get a sample from Claire. Here, use this.�
Leon goes over to Claire and gets a sample from Claire and gives it to Reggie.
�Now I need a sample from her offspring.�
�Great, how am I supposed to do that?!�
�I�m sure you can think of something, it�s not rocket science!�
�Okay, if you say so!�
Leon goes over to Claire to collect a sample from her offspring. When he tells her how he wants to get the sample, Claire faints. Reggie comes in to take control of the situation.
�I knew you�d say something wrong. Let me take care of this.�
Reggie safely takes a sample from Claire�s offspring while she is still unconscious.
�Now, if you could go and find Megs and get a sample from him, it would be greatly appreciated.�
�Okay.�
Leon heads to the highest building, the hospital, and finds Megs.
�Listen Megs, I�ve got some good news.�
�What?! First, I find out my children are going to die, and now you�re here to tell me good news! Can�t you tell I�m really depressed and want to be alone right now!!!�, exclaimed Megs.
�I know you want to be alone, but I think you�ll be happy when I tell you this. Reggie is at the lab ready to test three samples, one from Claire, one from her offspring, and one from you. Together, the tests could come out with more positive results.�
�Fine, do whatever you want. The results can�t turn out worse than they are right now.�
�Okay, I�ll I need is a sample from you. And, why don�t you come back to the R.P.D. with me, Claire is worried about you.�
�All right.�
Leon takes a sample from Megs and both of them return to the R.P.D. When Claire sees Megs she runs to him and throws her arms around him.
�Megs! I was so worried about you!�, exclaimed Claire.
Leon gives the sample from Megs to Reggie.
�Great, now I can do the tests!�, said Reggie.
Reggie goes down to the lab with the samples. Leon decides to follow him. Half an hour goes by, but Reggie still doesn�t have the tests completely done. However, the results that he does have look good to Leon, so he goes to tell Megs and Claire.
�Claire! Megs!�, said Leon in an excited voice.
�What?�, asked Claire and Megs.
�Good news! You��
�Don�t even, Leon, just shut your mouth!�, yelled Reggie.
Leon gets pissed and goes to an empty place in the room.
�Congratulations, you too will be the parents of a wonderful child!�
Megs and Claire are speechless because they are so excited. Leon is still mad and thinks to himself how much of an ass he�s made of himself. He�s also depressed about the fact that he keeps getting shot. Reggie goes over to Megs and starts to playfully fight with him. Jill and Claire talk about what Reggie and Megs are doing.
�Look at them, they�re probably old enough to be grandfathers and their acting like children!�, exclaimed Claire.
�Yeah, really! They should grow up and act their age!�, said Jill.
Megs and Reggie stop fighting and look Claire and Jill with serious faces.
�Fine! If that�s the way you think we are, nothing but a couple of kids, then we are leaving!�, cried Megs.
�Yeah! We don�t need to hear that from you two!�, said Reggie.
Reggie and Megs go out and start killing people.
�This is a lot better than hangin� out at the R.P.D.!�, exclaimed Megs.
�Yeah, now we don�t have to put of with the girls!�, said Reggie.
�You know what they say about girls, �Girls, can�t live with �em, can�t kill �em!�
�You�re right on that!�
The next day, Reggie and Megs get bored, so they go to the R.P.D. Once there they knock out Claire and lock her in a cell. After that, they go to an art museum and deface the art. Reggie and Megs find a good painting and brought it back to the R.P.D. Meryl told them that Negs painted it. Reggie and Megs go out again and talk to one another.
�You know Reggie, we should take this place over! I mean, it�s a dump, we can take it, no problem! And it�s not like those wimpy humans can do anything to stop us! Today Raccoon City, tomorrow the world! Ha, ha, ha!�, exclaimed Megs in an evil voice.
While Reggie and Megs talked about taking over the city, Leon listened in on their conversation, so he ran back to the R.P.D. to rescue Meryl. Later on, Megs and Reggie return to the R.P.D.
�Hey, where did Meryl go?!�, asked Megs.
�I don�t know, but it doesn�t matter. We still have Jill and Claire! Let�s lock �em up and hold them as hostages!�, replied Reggie.
�Great idea!�
Reggie and Megs lock up Jill and Claire and then decide to go out for pizza. When it is safe, Leon frees Jill and Claire. Later on, Reggie and Megs return to the R.P.D. to find Leon waiting on them. Leon points his shotgun and custom handgun at both of them.
�All right you two, the gig is up! You�re not taking over this city! I am warning you, leave this dimension right now, or I will kill both of you right now!�, exclaimed Leon.
�Fine! This place sucks anyway!�, replied Megs.
Megs and Reggie leave and decide to get on a plane to Australia. A week goes by and Leon starts to wonder about Megs and Reggie.
�It�s been a week and we haven�t heard a thing on Megs and Reggie. And I know they didn�t leave this dimension. They have to be somewhere on this planet, question is, where?�, said Leon.
�I don�t know, we should probably put out some kind of search.�, said Meryl.
With that, Leon and Meryl search all of New York City for days, but they didn�t find them. Leon and Meryl return to the R.P.D.
�Hey you two, welcome back. I just found a note that Reggie and Megs left. They went to Australia.�, said Jill.
�They�re in Australia! Oh great!�, said Claire in a depressed voice.
Claire decides to leave and takes a drive around town.
�Well then, Australia is where we will go. That is after Claire gets back.�, said Leon.
Two and a half-hours later, Claire arrives back at the R.P.D.
�C�mon Claire, we�re gonna go to Australia to look for Reggie and Megs.�
�All right, I�ll come with you.�, said Claire.
Leon, Jill, Meryl, and Claire get on a plane and head for Australia. Once in Sydney, the four put up posters all over the city of Reggie and Megs to try to find them. A few hours later, a man calls Leon and tells him that he spotted Reggie and Megs in a park. The four go to the park to search for them. Leon sees them, but he realizes that they aren�t doing anything.
�Ah ha! There you are! I thought I told you two to leave this dimension, not just the country!�, said Leon.
�Leave us alone, we�re not doing anything!�, yelled Megs.
�You jerk. I�m never forgive you for what you did! I don�t want to see you for eight months!�, yelled Claire.
�Fine, have it your way!�
Leon, Jill, Meryl, and Claire go to their apartment. Leon calls up the man that found Reggie and Megs and told him to keep an eye on them. The next day, the four decide to return to Raccoon City.
MICHELLE AND I WERE APART FOR THIS PERIOD OF TIME. WE EMAILED EACH OTHER BACK AND FORTH TO KEEP THE PLAY GOING, SO I WILL SUM UP WHAT HAPPENED FOR YOU. REGGIE AND MEGS EVENTUALLY RETURNED FROM AUSTRALIA. LEON AND JILL STOPPED THEM FROM THEIR VILLAINOUS WAYS AND GOT THEM TO COME TO THEIR SENSES. LATER ON REGGIE TOLD LEON THAT HE THOUGHT OF HIMSELF AS LEON�S FATHER BECAUSE HE ALWAYS TAKES CARE OF HIM. WITH THAT, REGGIE AND LEON BECOME FATHER AND SON. IT SHOULD ALSO BE NOTED THAT DUE TO THIS, JILL IS LEON�S MOTHER. ONE OTHER THING, DURING THIS TIME, MEGS, REGGIE, AND CLAIRE WERE IN NEW YORK, WHILE LEON, JILL, AND MERYL WERE IN CALIFORNIA.
Leon and Jill return from California. Leon and Jill go to Reggie and hug him.
�Listen Reggie and Megs, I�m really sorry that I got mad at you two and everything.�, said Leon.
�It�s okay Leon, we forgive you.�, said Reggie.
�I really missed you three!�
�I missed you too Leon!�
�Megs and Claire, I�d like you to meet my new girlfriend, Sniper Wolf.�
�Leon, you never told us you had a girlfriend!!!, said Megs.
�Sorry, I guess I was too busy, heh, heh, heh!�
�Leon!!!�
�What?!�
�You�re a handful sometimes, kid!�
(Sniper)Wolf sees Megs and starts to freak out at his rather odd appearance.
�It�s okay Wolf, he�s nice. I know that seeing such beings is unusual to you, but once you get to know them, you find out that they�re not all that bad.� Besides, the way things are here, you should get used to weird things such as �out-of-dimensioners�, zombies, and pet spiders. Speaking of pet spiders, I miss Peter.�
�Weird???!!! From what you have said, weird doesn�t begin to describe it! And what is it with this pet spider Peter?! Why in the world would anyone have a spider for a pet?!�, exclaimed Wolf.
�I would, because I think he�s nice too. Like I said before, if you get to know unusual beings, they�re not so bad.�
�Hey, are you callin� us unusual and bad?! I�ll beat your butt kid!�, said Megs.
�Take it easy! I didn�t mean for you to take it personally!�, replied Leon.
�Hey, don�t I get a hug?! We spent like a month apart and all you�re doin� is standin� around and talking!�, yelled Jill.
�Sorry honey!�, replied Reggie.
Jill goes over to Reggie and gives him a great big hug and kiss. Reggie then goes over to Leon and gives him a hug as well.
�Oh, Wolf, I�d like you to meet my father, Reggie.�, said Leon.
When Wolf sees Reggie, she faints.
�I think she fainted because of my strange attire.�, said Reggie.
�Where in the world did you get a look like that?!, asked Leon.
�Just shopped around, and decided to throw something together.�
�Oh, okay. You�ve got a funny sense of style.�
�Hey, he looks just fine the way he is!�, yelled Jill.
With that, Jill punches Leon in the arm.
�Ow! Would you stop that!�
�Grow up Leon! C�mon Wolf, it�s okay, get up.�
Wolf wakes up and comes to her senses with her new friends. All of the sudden, the sky turns black, and an interdimensional portal opens up and out pops a dark figure in the form of a duck.
�Uh oh!�, exclaimed everyone, very much afraid that it was Negaduck. The mysterious person sneaks behind Reggie and Megs, and scares them.
�Ahhhhh!!!�, yell Reggie and Megs.
�Quacky! You scared the crap outta us! We thought you were Negaduck!�, exclaimed Megs.
�Reggie, cool look. Ya look like a pimp daddy! Heh, Pimp Daddy Reggie!�, said Quackerjack, as he laughs at his own joke.
Everyone laughs at QJ�s(Quackerjack�s) joke. Reggie just blushes and shrugs it off.
�QJ, there�s a couple things I want you to know if you�re gonna stay here. First of all, you should be on your best behavior.�, said Reggie.
�Be on my best behavior???!!! What�d the hell I do to deserve that?! That�s like askin� a dog not to pee on a fire hydrant!�, said QJ in shock.
�You didn�t do anything! That�s just one of the policies we follow here.�
�This place looks like a piece of shit and it already has a government?! Damn, and I thought it only took a dictator to rule the crapper!�
�What are you talking about?! You�re one screwy character!�
�Why thank you!�
�Anyway, second rule, no one can cause any trouble.�
�Well, that just ruins all my fun! Man, I�d have more fun in an insane asylum! At least I can bounce off the walls there!�
�Oye! Thirdly, no one can commit any crime.�
�What the hell is this, Kindergarten for villains?!� Don�t do this, don�t do that! All we got to do there was eat, sleep, and shit! Who�s in charge here, I�m gonna give him a piece of my mind! Or a piece of pie, whichever comes first.�
�He�s right over there.�
�Who, him, that kid? Please, don�t make me laugh! Oops, too late, ha, ha, ha! C�mon, come back with me, this place stinks!�
�Sorry, but we can�t do that, our life is here now.�
�What�s eatin� you? Have you been taking drugs? If you are, can I have some?!�
�No, I�m not on drugs. But I do have a family now, and I�d like to stay here and take care of them.�
�You have a family, you?! Where was I? How come he has one and I don�t?!�
�Well, that�s because the world couldn�t handle a bunch of little QJs running around, one�s bad enough!�, said Megs.
�Hey, who asked you?! Listen, I think I saw an arcade back there. I�m gonna have some real fun!�
�Okay, bye!�
�So, Wolf, you�re a sniper?�, asked Megs.
�Yes, I am. Why do you ask?�, replied Wolf.
�Because, I know a guy who could kick your female butt faster than a ray of light through a vacuum!�
�Oh really?! You think that I am not good enough for this guy you are talking about?! We will just see about that!�
�Megs, you�re digging yourself deeper!�, exclaimed Claire.
�Yeah, whatever. Anyway, the guy�s name is Negaduck. He knows how to use just about every weapon, legal and illegal, and pretty well too!�, said Megs.
�Negaduck, huh? I am not impressed. He sounds like all talk to me.�, remarked Wolf.
�Ooh, you better watch it, he�s one tough character. Speaking of tough, he�s pretty darn tough to beat! In fact, no one has beaten him, he�s practically invincible!�
�Well, this Negaduck sounds like competition to me! I would be happy to go one on one with him and prove that I am better!�
�I�m tellin� ya, you better watch what you say and do around him! If you get him mad, he�ll kill you!�
�I am not afraid of what you say, or him. If you lived my life, you would know that I am not afraid of anything. I have gone through hell, and survived. So, Negaduck would be nothing compared to that.�
All of the sudden, QJ comes running back to the others out of breath.
�QJ, QJ, what�s the matter?! You look like you just seen a ghost!�, exclaimed Megs.
�Worse than that, I saw Negaduck, and he�s coming this way!!!�, yelled QJ.
Leon and Jill get their weapons out, ready to strike Negaduck when he arrives.
�I don�t know about you guys, but I�m getting out of here and hiding!�, said Megs.
With that, Megs leaves. And as soon as he does, Negaduck appears.
�Whoa, who�s the hot babe?!�, said a surprised Negaduck.
�That is none of your concern!�, said Leon in a very serious voice.
�Awe, fuck you! Where�s that rat Sparky?! I have a bone to pick with him!�
Just after that, Megs comes back.
�Don�t call me Sparky!�, yelled Megs.
�All right Bulb Brain, where are my sons?!�
�How the heck should I know? Does it look like I take care of your kids? No! Besides, it�s not my problem, so there!�
Leon has his gun pointed at Negs� head, ready to shoot if he makes a wrong move.
�You wouldn�t shoot a family man, now would you?�, asked Negs with a smirk on his face.
�Hey, leave Leon alone! In fact, why don�t you just leave!�, yelled Meryl.
�Fine, bitch, but I�ll be back.�
With that, Negaduck leaves. While Negs is walking away, he stops in his tracks when he sees a weird man appear in front of his eyes out of thin air.
�Who the fuck are you?!�, exclaimed Negs.
�Let me introduce myself, I am Psycho Mantis. I am the greatest user of telepathy and telekinesis in the world!!!�, said (Psycho)Mantis.
�Let�s see if you see this coming Mantis!�, yelled Meryl.
Meryl pulled out her knife and threw it at Mantis� back, piercing it, and making it bleed.
�Ooh, you rotten woman! Damn it all, I should�ve killed you a long time ago when I had the chance!�
�Guess you didn�t, oh well. Loser!�
Mantis gets the knife out of his back and then disappears without a trace.
�Say, for anyone who�s interested, meet me at the Paramount in two hours.�, said Negs.
Why should we do that? Just so you can find a secret place to kill us?! I don�t think so! Leave us alone before I leave a bullet in your head!�, yelled Leon.
�Ooh! Empty threats from an empty headed cop!�
After that, Negs leaves. Even though Leon is skeptical, he still goes two hours later to see Negs. Wolf follows Leon there. Leon and Wolf arrive and see that Negaduck�s family is there. Negs� son Daffy goes over to Leon and snatches his gun.
�Hey, give that back!�, yelled Leon.
�Give the gun back to Leon before I give you to the worms!�, said Wolf.
�Daffy, behave and give the gun back to Leon, now.�, said Negs� wife Christine.
�Awe mom, do I have to?!�, asked a disappointed Daffy.
�Yes, now don�t argue with me young man or you will be punished. Do I make myself clear?�
�Yes, yes. I�ll give it back.�
Daffy returns the gun to Leon. A couple of minutes later, Peter the spider meets up with the others.
�Have you ever harmed Peter?�, asked Leon.
�Of course he wasn�t harmed! Do I look like the kinda person who would hurt their own pet?!�, exclaimed Negs.
�Well��
�Fuck you! I didn�t hurt him! He�s still here isn�t he?!�
�Yeah, sorry.�