October 5th, 2002
Attention Everyone!!!!!
Many of you have heard about the Nile Virus. You may not
believe this(and surely you won't), but the CDC in Atlanta just this morning has
identified an outbreak of Dog River Virus!!! The disease is commonly known as
CARP-PULL-TUNNEL SYNDROME!
It is highly contagious and could be habit forming after only
one exposure!! One of our very own (Charles Turner) has been identified and seems to
really have a bad case. Some of the symptoms include increase in heart rate, stiffening of
the back muscles as well as increased pressure in the wrists and fingers. The patients
often let out loud shrieks and act in an almost uncontrollable manner. Wide grins are not
uncommon.
Poor Charles came in contact with 11 different carriers of
the disease just today. Please be careful when you see him .This Carp thang is
Contagious!!!
To better assist you in identifying the symptoms I am
including a picture of the victim with a 4 Lb, 11 oz carrier that he caught this morning.
I am also including for your viewing pleasure the beloved captain of the ALVA D enjoying a
Coke and a smile.
Until next time, Keep the lines tight, and the drag set just
right!!
Horace
John 21:5-6
Who is YOUR guide?
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