Howdy y'all! My name is Kendall, and if u couldn't guess I LOVE whales :)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

About me: I am a 22 year old gril in College Station, Texas! I am studying to become a building builder because my mean parents want me to pick a "practical" and "not weird" profession, but my true passion in life is whales. I stay up all night reading about whales at my job Spirit Ice Arena. I work here because its frozen water and whales live in the water :). I live with my roommate and with my dog, Flipper, who is sadly not a whale. Sometimes, at work when I'm closing and driving the Zamboni (or mechanical whale as I call it haha :-) ), I like to put whale calls on the speakers, it really helps me focus. But enough about me, on to the whale facts!! P.S.- if youre name is Jaraod Wren then GTFO of my blog, this is my content! Do NOT steal!

Whales don't want to run away. This is because they can't run. Whales live in the ocean. Whales like to play hard to get. whales hate doing squats Whales are not chairs. whales don't go to the gym because they are born with perfect bodies. While a whales diet mainly consists of small schools of fish and other crustaceans, they occasionally enjoy some Taco Bell Whales don't like kittens. They think baby whales are way more awesome. Whales like to turn up in the weekend. never talk to whales about your problems. they only care about themselves. you'll probably never see a whale playing a piano. whales don't have fingers. Whales don't take exams. They do crystal meth. Whales wait for the beat to drop. And when it does, they will be there. They will always be there. Scientists confirmed that whales do not take any shit from each other. Whales don't worry about the haters because they are fab. The number 1 cause of death for whales is dying. Whales can't run for president. Whales can't run. Whales have poor vision when their eyes are closed. If you cut your whales head off it won't grow back. Just because whales are naked doesn't mean they're slutty.