First, we need to know how the mass of
Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are
moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we
can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering
Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world
today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a
member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more
than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more
than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of
the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell
has to expand as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
- If Hell is expanding at a slower
rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature
and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
- Of course, if Hell is expanding at a
rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the
temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me
by Ms. Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be
a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into
account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual
relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that
Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.