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Classist jokes
1: A plane was flying from S'pore to Malaysia when the pilot lost control and slammed into a cliff in JB. Miraculously, 10 people survived the crash, 9 of which belonging to E5 and one belonging to E1. All of them were hanging onto a rope and the rope was going to snap anytime unless one person lets go. Being the only E1 kid around, John said
"I'll sacrifice my life since I'm the only E1 person"
With that, all the remaining E5 people clapped.
2: What do you call an E5 student with half a brain?
Ans: A genius
Instrument jokes
1: What do you call a piano that has been dropped down a mine shaft?
Ans: A flat minor
2: What do you call a piano that has been dropped onto an army base?
Ans: A flat major
3: What do you call a bass clarinetist with half a brain? (no offense to clarinet section, haha!)
Ans: Gifted
4: How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?
Ans: Shoot one
5: What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common?
Ans: Both suck when you pluck them in
Some joke worth sharing
The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school.
"Hello, this is Dunn Elementary," answers the principal.
"Hi. Jimmy won't be able to come to school all next week," replies the voice.
"Well, what seems to be the problem with him?"
"We are all going on a family vacation," says the voice, "I hope it is all right."
"I guess that would be fine," says the principal. "May I ask who is calling?"
"Sure. This is my father!"
Get the joke? Got to infer a bit here, Haha
Nice one this one!
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks,
"What are you doing?!!"
The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
This is lame, isn't it?
You'll like this one!
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."
Funny isn't it?