| The Lonesome Death of Stu Tyrp |
| In the castle Stu is cooking For the king of Spandex Clockwise He's just standing in there stirring Clockwise, stirring up his stew. When the king comes to the table And he asks Stu for some mudpies Stu is baffled, flabbergasted, And he don't know what to do. So Stu stirs the stew up clockwise Taking shells for king's said mudpies And he puts the stew inside them Making stewy mudpie goo. With his one free hand he throws them And they're landing counter clockwise Not to worry, stew is eaten But the truth is Stu is too. |
| A poem by Joe Fierstos |