| The Flaming Skull By Joe Fierstos |
| I awoke last night, to my surprise, A skull was hovering above my head. It glowed an orangish-yellow glow, It opened up it's jaw and said, "I am a skull, and skulls can't talk, So I guess that you are dreaming. It looked at me with utter glee It's face(?) was grey and beaming. I said, "You are a skull, indeed, I eat skulls for my lunch." So I grabbed the skull out of the air And I began to munch. Now I get chest pains regularly, And, this is really dull, From now on, I'll try not to Eat a flaming skull. |