greasewood

Jaff looked into his textbook. It read,
     "If a man were to eat a"
He looked at the other page. It was missing!
     "Where is page 2?" he wondered aloud.
     "Check under the bed!" yelled the coffee machine.
     "Thank you."
     He looked under the bed, and saw a shoe. He put the shoe in an intersection. The page was not under the bed. Jaff left his apartment.
     "I know! It's somewhere, but where it is is what I want to know." He looked in Big Jim's Bakery.
     "Hey, Big Jim."
     "Hey, Jaff, what's going on?"
     "Page 2."
     "Gotta hate that."
     "Yeah."
     "Maybe it's inside my skull."
     "I'll check."
     Jaff took a hammer and smashed Big Jim's skull.
     "Nope, not in here. Thanks anyway."
     "Glad I could help." said the lower part of Big Jim's skull, which was the only part left.
     Jaff left the bakery, then ran to a public bathroom, where clues were written on the wall to where Page Twos are. The wall said 'Page 2, Stall 3.' So he looked in Stall 3. It wasn't there.
     "It must be in the toilet."
     Jaff stuck his head in the toilet, and while fumbling with an oversized chrome spoon, accidentally flushed himself down. He landed in a pile of elephant dung. He spit dung out of his mouth left and right. Out of his mouth came Page 2! The wind picked it up, and he chased it 362.5 miles, and finally caught it. He drove all the way back to Preepsville, where he entered his apartment. Jaff got out the book, and put Page 2 in it's place.

     "If a man were to eat a"
     "Potato."

     THE END