Never give a goose too much string
A nudge from a bishop speaks volumes
Too many OXO cubes spoil nigh on everything!
You can't make an omelette without killing a few pigeons
Novels Ken Has Written
The Icicle Melts - a bleak and introspective look at love torn between the warring cities of Ilkley and Skipton
Private Functions - a saucy upstairs/downstairs tale of lust, lace underwear and luncheon clubs - watch out for the butler!
Marvellous News - a scathing satire about shit in the paper
Baby Boom - sci-fi horror
A Preponderance of Silk Scarves - Ken's timeless short story collection, featuring dwarf massacres and motorway bypass recollections
The Velvet Puffin Mysteries - CLICK HERE TO HAVE A PEEP!
