- Dumb insolence, slovenly behaviour, or fuss and nonsense
- Time Team
- Diamonds Are Forever (misleading - they're not)
- Patrick Moore (over a long standing dispute regarding Maggie Philbin)
- Wizbit
- Almonds
- People who pronounce 'nougat' as 'nooogaaar'. Also people who pronoun words in accents other than their own
- The hype surrounding the B-52s
- When you queue up at the post office and you think you're in a short queue, then you see someone has loads of envelopes, so you change queue, but that's no good as someone is drawing out 400 stamps, then your leg falls off
- Crumpets (nothing more or less than glorified muffins)
- Jimmy White's bouncy castle (never fully inflated)
- Lack of Terrahawks repeats (yet loads of Captain Scarlett - go figure!)
- People who criticise others for being leopard fanciers
- Frankie Munitz (over a short standing dispute regarding anthrax)