Ken's Big Cat Diary
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Monday
Saw a cat. It was big.
Tuesday
Saw another cat. It was slightly smaller than the one I saw yesterday, but still quite big.
Wednesday
Didn't see any cats at all.
Thursday
Think I spotted a tiger, although it could've been a stripey tomcat, thinking about it, as there aren't many tigers round this way. There are a couple of leopards though, as they make for good pets. I keep them down my trousers. It's slightly more exhiliarating and hardcore than ferrets, and really sorts the men from the boys. Watch out for those sharp claws though - MIOW!
Friday
Saw one big cat, although it could've been the one that I saw on Monday. I can't be sure. I'm fed up of looking for big cats now.