Flawless Victory

 

The set of double doors leading into the backstage area of the Memphis Pyramid swings open as one of the newest additions to the PRIME roster makes his official entrance. His long, golden blonde hair glistens from the fluorescent lights decorating the ceiling. With his head held high, chin tipped to the ceiling, it was obvious Kelly Flawless felt like he was a god among men. That was one of his witty nicknames, after all.

 

Kelly Flawless: It’s a great day to be me.

 

His assertive fortitude draws many looks from the backstage staff, who seemed to envy his self-confidence with a passion. As Kelly strolls through the corridors, bypassing staff members, refreshment tables, and other PRIME employees attending those refreshment tables, he found himself inside the PRIME locker room. A furtive glance around the room suffices before he approaches one of the last few vacant lockers.

 

Kelly Flawless: I should have my own damn room. I guess I’ll be talking to the people in charge sooner than I thought.

 

As Kelly reaches his chosen locker, he realizes a trashcan standing atop a bench is in the way. This was no ordinary trashcan, however. Nails protrude from its entire aluminum circumference, and it dons several layers of barbed wire. A spray painted smiley face was evident as well.

 

Kelly Flawless: What the hell? Who would waste their time decorating a fucking trashcan?

 

A toilet flushes behind Kelly as the restroom door swings open. Standing there in the doorway, in all his glory, was the newly acclaimed Resident Moron of PRIME. Looking rougher than usual, Ken Kaze casts a wary eye in the direction of Kelly.

 

Meanwhile, Flawless so much as completely ignores the presence of another individual behind him. Well, at least physically. He acknowledges Kaze with words.

 

Kelly Flawless: Hey, uh . . . have any idea who set this stupid trashcan here? It happens to be in the way of my locker.

 

With one fell swoop, Flawless kicks the unique trashcan from the bench onto the ground.

 

Ken Kaze: What the FUCK?! GEEOORRGE! Are you okay, buddy?!

 

Kaze instantly rushes to his fallen best friend, who is now recognized as George, kneeling to the ground.

 

Kelly Flawless: Did you just call that trashcan <I>George</I>?

 

Fuming with anger, PRIME’s Resident Moron rose to his feet to confront the 6’5” Super-Duper-Star. With Kaze only being 5’9”, Flawless towered over the moron.

 

Ken Kaze: What the hell are you doing?! You moron. This is George’s locker. Fuck off and find your own. Matter of fact . . .

 

Kaze points behind Kelly to another set of lockers that appear to be vacant.

 

Ken Kaze: . . . Use one over there. There’s no need for you to come in here, and kicking my best friend around like that. If you try that shit with the wrong person, you’ll end up hurt before you could say “Oogalaboogla-heemiegeemie-lemonsqueezy”!

 

Completely dumbfounded by Kaze, Kelly merely blinks. Not exactly sure what the random retard was trying to say, Flawless merely shrugs him off – literally – and turns around to attend to the other set of vacant lockers.

 

Kaze aids George back to his position on top of the bench as he begins to whisper secretly, not wanting Flawless to overhear the conversation. However, Kaze’s whisper is the equivalent of Jenna Jameson moaning whilst be gangraped by twelve and a half horses, plus two dogs. But Kelly Flawless could have cared less about Ken Kaze, and thus wasn’t paying any attention to the conversation whatsoever.

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