So... it seems like from recent events, Zurick, Ken Kaze, and George~! really like to get into the spirit of Christmas! Who doesn’t? Christmas is one of the best times of year! You get to sing Christmas carols with relatives, drink egg nog, eat turkey and pie, and open up wonderful and great presents from Santa Claus..... as well as relatives and family. But is that what Christmas time is all about?
No.
It’s about... KEN KAZE AND ZURICK BEATING THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF YOUNG TOGA AND HIS SIX CHICKEN FINGERS...
Ken Kaze & Zurick: I’m hungry.
George~!: ................
......ON FUSION THIS FRIDAY!!! Okay. So maybe that isn’t EXACTLY what Christmas is about.... but it is damn well close to it! And it is also what it means for Kaze and Zurick! That’s for sure! But anyway....
....Our scene takes us to the lovely... well, what Kaze calls lovely... home of PCW’s Resident Moron, Ken Kaze. Even though people are DYING to tour around Kaze’s house someway without actually going in it... there is no tour! It’s only in ONE room! So... HA HA! Anyway, the room consists of a television against a wall with a Nintendo 64, Playstation, Playstation 2, X-Box, and a Gamecube on the ground next to it; all of the cords tangled up together. A semi-circle couch is against the opposite wall. Hanging from another wall is a small banner that reads.. “HAPY NU YEAR’S!!”
*Cough* SOMEONE needs to go back to Primary school. *Cough*
George~!: ................
No George~!, not you. Anyway, on the couch is none other than Kaze and George~! On top of George~!’s hat (a trashcan lid for all of you who do not already know) is yet ANOTHER hat. Except, this hat is in the shape of a cone.... ah yes, a party hat! Sticking from the hole that is supposed to hold his cigar (yes, for all of you who do not know, George~! DOES smoke because he realizes that he has nothing to lose, nothing to gain! For instance, he can’t lose his life; he can’t gain lung cancer!) is a party whistle.
On the other hand, Kaze is dressed in some dark blue shorts that were obviously once jogging pants that are cut off at the knees. He has on a black, unbuttoned shirt as well as his diamond, crystal necklace. He also has on a party hat while blowing a party whistle.
Ken Kaze: This is gonna be SO much fun George~! Celebrating New Year’s Eve right before you, me, and Zurick kick Young Toga’s and his Six Chicken Finger’s bootays on Fusion!
Voice: I’m hungry.
George~!: ................
Ken Kaze: That sounded like Zurick!
Voice: It is Zurick, you moron!
Ken Kaze: Where are you?! I don’t see you!
Zurick: I’m right outside your do- er... remember!? I’m GoD! I can ALWAYS see you and talk to you.
George~!: ................
Ken Kaze: No George~!, I don’t think he’s lying. ‘Cause the other day after I took a dump, I thought I saw his face in one of my little turds!
Zurick: Hey! I heard that!
Ken Kaze: Whoops!
George~!: ................
Ken Kaze: Well anyway, Zurick, won’t you come into my LOVE-LAY house to help celebrate New Year’s Eve with us?!
Zurick: Um.... sure. As soon as you unlock your front door!
Ken Kaze: Huh?
Kaze gets up from his couch and walks to the front door. He unlocks it and opens it up. Zurick stumbles in. Apparently, he was leaning against the door, trying to budge it open. Kaze and Zurick walk over to his couch and take a seat, each of them on the other side of George~!
Zurick: So.... what did you say you were celebrating?
Ken Kaze: New Year’s Eve.
Zurick: New Year’s Eve?!?
Ken Kaze: Yeah!
Zurick: You dolt! It’s not even New Year’s Eve yet!
George~!: ................
Zurick: You did?! Man Kaze, you should listen to George~! here more often.
Ken Kaze: George~! is a liar! He never told me it wasn’t New Year’s Eve!
George~!: ................
Ken Kaze: No you didn’t!
George~!: ................
Ken Kaze: No you didn’t!
George~!: ................
Ken Kaze: Yes you did!
George~!: ................
Ken Kaze: I mean.... ARRRRGH! You tricked me again George~! DAMN you!
Zurick sighs as he runs his hand through his purple and blue hair.
Zurick: So anyway Kaze, what year did you think it was gonna be.
Ken Kaze: The millennium!
Zurick bursts into laughter. He eventually falls to the floor, rolling around laughing, almost crying. Though, he does manage to get out a few words whilst laughing.
Zurick: You... *laugh* thought... *laugh* it... *laugh* was... *laugh* the... *laugh* millennium!!!
Ken Kaze: Yeah! So?
George~!: ................
Ken Kaze: George~!.... ARE YOU RETARDED?!
George~!: ................
Ken Kaze: Well you sure are acting like one! Everyone knows that next year is the big O-O.
George~!: ................
Ken Kaze: It’s not gonna be two thousand and two!
George~!: ................
Ken Kaze: No it’s not!
George~!: ................
Ken Kaze: No it’s not!
George~!: ................
Ken Kaze: No it’s not!
George~!: ................
Ken Kaze: Yes it is!
George~!: ................
Ken Kaze: I mean.... ARRRRGH! You tricked me again! DAMN you!!
Zurick finally stops laughing and gets up to his feet. He takes his seat next to George~!
Zurick: So what’s happenin’ captain?
Ken Kaze: Well I was-
Zurick: Not you! George~!
Kaze’s face turns red in embarrassment and anger. He takes his party hat and throws it down. Next, he slams down the whistle he laid down next to him earlier when he went to open the door for Zurick.
Zurick: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Calm down Kenny boy!
Ken Kaze: Leave me alone!
George~!: ................
Ken Kaze: Shut up, George~! I am not a cry baby! Humph!
Zurick: Pfft... yeah right.
Ken Kaze: I heard that Zurick!
George~!: ................
Ken Kaze: And that, too, George~!
Kaze continues to pout as Zurick converses with George~!
Zurick: So... what d’ya plan on doin’ to Young Toga and his Six Chicken Fingers on Fusion, George~!?
Ken Kaze: I’m hungry.
George~!: ................
Zurick: I was asking George~! a question!
Ken Kaze: Grrr...
George~!: ................
Zurick: Sounds good to me, George~!-O.
George~!: ................
Zurick: ....I know that’s not your name. I just felt like callin’ you that.
George~!: ................
Zurick: Hey! Get off my case, man! GoD! Arrgh! There I go callin’ myself again.
Ken Kaze: So what about Young Toga’s and his Six Chicken Fingers’ gifts?
Zurick: I’m hungry.
George~!: ................
Zurick: Don’t worry. I got ‘em in the car. I brought ‘em over after we decorated my Christmas tree.
What’re these presents Kaze speaks of, you ask? Well it’s simple. A couple of promos ago, Zurick and Kaze got Young Toga and his Six Chicken Fingers a gift.
Ken Kaze & Zurick: I’m hungry.
George~!: ................
DAMN you George~! for interrupting me!
George~!: ................
Stop it!
George~!: ................
Stop it! I’m trying to narrate!
George~!: ................
Stop it! STOP IT NOOOOOOW!
......
Thank you. So anyway, Zurick and Kaze bought Young Toga a gift and his Six Chicken Fingers.....
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I suppose they aren’t gonna inter-
Ken Kaze & Zurick: I’m hungry.
George~!: ................
DAMN them as well! So anyway, they bought Young Toga’s you-know-what some ketchup and a back massager.
Ken Kaze: I thought I heard someone mention some Six Chicken Fingers a few minutes ago. Did I not?
Zurick: I’m hungry.
George~!: ................
Ken Kaze: Yeah George~! We ARE gonna kick Crotching Chicken Something Tiger’s bootays on Fusion!
George~!: ................
Ken Kaze: Arrrrgh! I don’t care what they are called! We’re just gonna so kick their butts come Fusion!
Zurick: Yeah, we sure will.
George~!: ................
Zurick: I’m bored, too.
Ken Kaze: I got an idea!
Zurick: What?!
Ken Kaze: Let’s play....... ...... .......SCRABBLE!!
Zurick: What’s that?
George~!: ................
Zurick: Oh. Sounds dumb to me. How about....... CHARADES!!!
Ken Kaze: Yeah!
Zurick: Okay. This time, George~! starts!
Ken Kaze: Okay.
George~! just stands there on the couch.
Ken Kaze: Hmm... this is a tough one.
Zurick: Why are you gobbling George~!? Ivan Schtanishlav isn’t Young Toga’s Six Chicken Fingers!
Ken Kaze: I’m hungry.
George~!: ................
Well, the game of charades goes on because Zurick and Kaze STILL cannot figure out that George~! is supposedly impersonating Young Toga’s Six Chick- I mean, you-know-what. So that is what they do with the rest of their time because they have nothing else to do... so.... yeah. That’s all.
The... END!
