Well the last time Ken Kaze, Zurick, and George~! were spotted was when Kaze escorted both Zurick and George~! out of a police station. The two.... er... three, if you count George~!, discussed, amongst themselves, about their tag team match against “The Young Tiger” Eddy Ramirez and Six Finger Cisco on Friday Fusion.
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What? That’s all. That’s how it ended. What more do you want?! Oh yeah.... the scene. Heh, forgive me, will ya?
Our scene opens up inside of a crowded mall. Since it is Christmas time, it’s obvious why the mall is so crowded. Though, the majority of the people are males. Why males? Well, isn’t it obvious? Males ALWAYS do late shopping because it’s tradition! And usually prices go down. See. Men ARE smarter than women! Anyway... Ken Kaze, as well as George~!, and Zurick are seen wondering around in the mall. Kaze continues to look up and around, amazed by the huge structure. Zurick just combs through his purple and blue hair with his hand, searching for a certain store.
Ken Kaze: Are we there yet?
George~!: ...................
Zurick: Are we where?
Ken Kaze: The store.
Zurick: What store?
Ken Kaze: THE store!
Zurick: What’s he talkin’ about, George~!?
George~!: ...................
Zurick: You don’t know either?
Ken Kaze: The STORE!
Zurick: Oooooooh. The STORE. When you said THE store, I got confused.
Ken Kaze: SO ARE WE THERE YET?!
George~!: ...................
Zurick: Thank you, George~!
Ken Kaze: Then where is.......
Kaze trails off. He stops dead in his tracks, setting George~! down beside him. He looks straight in front of him mesmerized. In front of him is a squared stage. Surrounding it are life-sized candy canes sticking out of cotton which is supposed to resemble snow. On top of the actual stage is a chair, similar to what a throne looks like. In front of the throne is a path with a red carpet bottom, surrounded by more life-sized candy canes leading to the throne. On the outskirts of the life-size candy canes is more cotton. Standing on top of that cotton are imps dressed up as elves. So that must mean that, sitting in the throne-like chair is none other than........
Ken Kaze: ..... SANTA CLAUS!!!
Damn! Do you have to be so loud! I mean... KA-BAM! Kaze’s shouting sounded like a explosion that was very loud! Yeah, that’s it!
Zurick: You believe in that fat jackass?
Ken Kaze: What d’ya mean do I ‘believe in that fat jackass’?
George~!: ...................
Zurick: George~! said it for me.
Ken Kaze: He is too real! See! He’s right in front of us!
George~!: ...................
Ken Kaze: No he’s not just some fat bum off the street that they threw in a red suit, black boots, cherry nose, and a fake white beard! HE’S NOT!
George~!: ...................
Ken Kaze: Is not! IS not! Is NOT! IS NOOOOOOOOOOOT!
The loud, echoing yell from Kaze causes everybody in the mall to freeze in their tracks. Kaze’s face looks like the blood coming out of a virgin’s tight.... er..... I mean, Kaze’s face looks like the cherry nose on Santa! It’s bright red! Zurick attempts to settle this matter.
Zurick: It’s okay everybody. He’s just suffering a case of..... uh.... loudshouting.... norosus!
The people say in unison, “What?!” and continue on their little, merry way.
Ken Kaze: Case of what?!
Zurick: I don’t know. I just made it up!
Ken Kaze: Ah. So anyway.... can we go talk to Santa?! Oh can we?! Please!? Please!?! Please?!?!?!
Zurick looks down at George~! for advice.
Zurick: What d’ya say, George~!? Wanna go meet ole Saint Nick?
George~!: ...................
Ken Kaze: SAA-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
Zurick: Okay then. Let’s go!
Kaze grabs George~! and runs up onto the stage, wanting to meet Santa. Zurick just walks nonchalantly behind Kaze up onto the stage. Kaze stands behind a line of ten kids. He sets George~! down to his side, picks up a kid, turns around, and sets the kid down behind him. The kid runs off crying the words “Mommy!!” Zurick shakes his head as Kaze grabs George~! and skips seven other kids. One of the elves decides to speak his mind.
Elf: Hey! Aren’t you a little too big to be in this line? And what’s with the freakin’ trashcan?
Kaze’s face begins to turn bright red. He hoists George~! in the air, and decks the little elf with George~!
Ken Kaze: GEORGE~! IS NOT..... A FREAKIN’....... TRASHCAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
A little kid jumps off of Santa’s lap and runs off to his mom happily. Santa looks at Kaze for a moment.
Santa Claus: Ho, ho, ho. Meeeeerry Christmas. Aren’t you just a little bit-
Ken Kaze: I’m not a ho!
Santa Claus: I don’t believe I called you one, sonny. All I did was say, “Ho, ho, ho. Meeeeeerry Christmas.”
Ken Kaze: DON’T..... CALL........ ME............ .................. ................ A HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kaze swings George~! wildly, sending the two little kids in front of him flying into some elves. He finally connects with his target -- Santa Claus. The impact from the swing of Kaze sends Santa soaring back into his throne-like chair. Santa sits up in his throne-like chair with his head leaning against the side of it, and his beard in shreds lying on the red carpet. A kid not on the stage begins to shout.
Kid: HE KILLED SAN-TA! MOMMY, MOMMY! THAT MEAN MAN KILLED SAN-TA!
The mom of the child looks up on the stage and begins to point at him while yelling.
Mom: Young man! You oughta be ashamed of yourself! Hurting poor Santa Claus like that in front of all of these little kids! You could traumatize them like that!
Zurick: *mumbling to himself* I better save George~! before he gets into trouble that he doesn’t need to be in!
Zurick dashes up on the stage, grabs George~!, and begins to run. However, Kaze doesn’t loosen up his grip on George~! and Zurick drags Kaze across the stage. As Zurick walks down the steps, Kaze begins to yell.
Ken Kaze: Stop! Stop! STOP! You’re gonna kill meeeee *thump* eeeeeee *thump* eeeeee *thump* eeeeee *THUMP!* eeeee!
Zurick stops pulling George~! and turns around.
Zurick: Kaze! What’re you doin’ down there?!
Kaze tilts his head up. With the special camera effects, little cartoon birds can be seen flying around his head to make clear that he is dazed. Kaze’s head then falls back down onto the floor. Zurick shrugs and lifts Kaze up onto his feet. He puts Kaze’s arm over his own neck and makes Kaze hold George~! with his opposite hand. Zurick then looks up at the angry mob of mothers charging at him.
Zurick: See what’chu gotten me and George~! into?!
Kaze doesn’t say a word, but the little cartoon birds continue to fly around his head. Zurick then begins to run his fastest while dragging Kaze’s feet across the floor. Zurick looks up and sees a sign above an apartment that reads “Chicken Fingers.”
Zurick: Six Chicken Finger’s home!
Kaze tilts his head up for a second.
Ken Kaze: I’m hungry.
George~!: ...................
Zurick drags Kaze into the little mini-restaurant. He sets Kaze down in a both with George~! beside him. Zurick then sits on the opposite side of the two.
Zurick: Okay. So we gotta....
A loud, discourteous snore is heard. The snore is coming from Kaze who has his head propped up against the wall.
Zurick: Kaze.
Silence....
Zurick: Kaze!
....Silence again....
Zurick: KAZE!
.....Silence yet again.
Zurick: George~!..... hit Kaze for me!
Ken Kaze: Okay! Okay! I’m up!
Zurick: I knew that’d do the trick!
Zurick winks at George~!
George~!: ...................
Zurick: No! Hell no! That wasn’t a gay wink! Just a friendly wink! You know.... like good job!
George~!: ...................
Zurick: It’s useless arguing with you George~! You just don’t stop.
George~!: ...................
Zurick: Yes that means you win!!
George~!: ...................
Zurick: Oh great! Just go ahead and parade around because you’ve won the one millionth argument against me!
Ken Kaze: You two stop misbehavin’ like little children!
George~!: ...................
Zurick: Yeah. What he said.
Ken Kaze: I’m not a moron, damnit!
Zurick: Sure you are.
George~!: ...................
Zurick: Good idea. We should go get those gifts for Young Toga and Six Chicken Fingers.
Ken Kaze: I’m hungry.
George~!: ...................
Zurick and Kaze get up from the booths. Kaze grabs George~! and the two walk out of the little mini restaurant. Zurick stops and puts his hand out. Kaze walks straight into it, and then falls backward.
Ken Kaze: Why the f(*CENSORED*)k did you stick your hand out for?!
Zurick: I was trying to stop you!
Ken Kaze: Help me up George~!
George~!: ...................
Ken Kaze: Stop standing around George~!
George~!: ...................
Ken Kaze: Help me up damnit!!
Zurick walks over and picks Kaze up.
Ken Kaze: I said George~! Not Zurick!
Zurick: Oh well.
George~!: ...................
Ken Kaze: So what are you buying for Six Chicken Fingers?
Zurick: I’m hungry.
George~!: ...................
Zurick: Oh.... just some ketchup.
George~!: ...................
Zurick: ........... ............ ............ And a back massager!
Ken Kaze: A back massager?
Zurick: Yeah. For when he gets done jobbing to us on Fusion, he can rest his back.
You broke kayfabe you moron.
Zurick: Hey shut up! This is my roleplay!
Ken Kaze: Uhm.... Zurick. Sorry to burst your bubble, buddy.......
Zurick: ......... Yeah?
Ken Kaze: This is... MY ROLEPLAY!!!
Zurick: Oh, sorry. So anyway, what are you gettin’ Six Chicken Fingers?
Ken Kaze: I’m hungry.
George~!: ...................
Ken Kaze: Nothing.
Zurick: Why not?
Ken Kaze: George~! used my last buck on that ho that you guys pimped.
George~!: ...................
Ken Kaze: We can just say the ketchup is from me, and the back massager is from you. Okay?
Zurick: Okay.
Ken Kaze: Be right back!
Zurick: Where you goin’?!
Kaze drops George~! next to Zurick, turns around, and jets back into the restaurant. He reaches for a red, squeeze bottle of ketchup from the bar of the restaurant and runs back to Zurick, out of breath.
Ken Kaze: I... *takes a breath* got... *takes a breath* the... *takes a breath* ketchup.
Zurick: Good job.
Ken Kaze: Now what’re we going to get Young Toga?
Zurick: A new toga.
Ken Kaze: Where at?
Zurick: George’s Place.
Zurick points to another apartment in front of them that is called “George’s Place.”
Ken Kaze: Well. What d’ya know. George~! has a store named after him.
George~!: ...................
Ken Kaze: You’re already famous.
George~!: ...................
Ken Kaze: Yeah, that’s true. So anyway, Zurick, where are you going to get the back massager for Six Chicken Fingers?
Zurick: I’m hungry.
George~!: ...................
Zurick: At George’s Place. It has EVERYTHING! From togas to back massagers!
The mod of mothers then begin to yell in unison while pointing at the three.
Angry Mob of Mothers: GEEEEET HIIIIMM!!
Zurick: Kaze! You just HAD to beat Santa Claus like we’re gonna do to Young Toga and Six Chicken Fingers on Fusion, didn’t ya?
Ken Kaze: I’m hungry.
George~!: ...................
Ken Kaze: Sorry!
Zurick: Time to go!!
Zurick and Kaze race into the apartment store. The angry mob of mothers pass by the apartment not seeing where they went.
Well, it’s obvious what the rest is. After making sure the angry mob of mothers has passed, Zurick buys the back massager for Six Chicken Fingers.....
Ken Kaze: I’m hungry.
George~!: ...................
Don’t interrupt my narration damnit! Now as I was saying...
...... and Young Tiger a toga. The scene closes with Zurick, Kaze, and George~! walking out of the mall looking behind their backs.
