(OOC Note: Sorry that there isn’t any HTML. I have some homework to do, and a match to write, so this is all I could put together real quick. I would have had more than 4 roleplays for the PPV, but I only had from Sunday to today - which isn’t really a lot of time. But, oh well, I’m surprised I even got out four. Also, the description of the Corn Exchange may not be exactly accurate, but I put down what I knew of it and added onto it. Anyways, enjoy :))
[i]The last time we have seen or heard from Ken Kaze was when he was on the airplane to England. Though we aren’t positively sure that he is heading to Leeds Castle or not, but Ken did say he was heading to Leeds Castle, so we can take his word for it.
Ken has been a... busy man you could, possibly, say. Things started out okay. He was in the RDU International Airport, buying his plane ticket, and then had his briefcase get stolen. He chased down the criminal indeed and reunited with his briefcase, but that was only the beginning. He then boarded the wrong plane and headed down south, alllllll the way to Mexico. After departing from the plane, he then phoned his tag partner, Rich Cannon. Of course, Rich soon went into flames and was in a furious rage. Rich told Ken what to do - to buy another ticket for a trip to England and to board the [b]right[/b] flight this time - and Ken did as told. Finally, after all of the pandemonium, he was heading to England.
And the last place we saw Ken was as the plane was just landing.[/i]
[color=black]( The scene opens up inside of the Leeds-Bradford International Airport. The airport is full with a crowd of people. As odd as it seems, the majority in the airport currently are Americans and the minority are the English. The reason to this is because they all flew from America to England just to watch Halloween Bash 2001, TONIGHT!! Only they do not know that they have went to the wrong Leeds, hopefully soon they will find out for themselves, though. We see none other than the very man we have kept an eye for quite some time, NTICW’s Resident Moron, Ken Kaze. Still with the same attire of clothing as before, he clutches the briefcase not wanting someone to try and steal it.
He is standing in front of a set of clear, glass, double doors confused. A puzzled look overcomes his face as he continues to look in every direction possible; down, up, right, life, etcetera. He then turns around and faces the double doors. He stares through them watching the many, many people walking down the sidewalks and the busy cars driving on the wrong side of the road! Ken begins to laugh. )
Ken Kaze: And they call ME a moron?! Ha, ha, ha. These dumb Englandericans are the moronic morons! THEY CAN’T EVEN DRIVE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!
( Ken bursts out into laughter as the people who are surrounding look at him as if he were a moron - which he is. People then nudge him out of the way trying to go through the doors. As they push him back and forth, they push him into a metal pillar that separates the two doors. He drops his briefcase to the ground and holds his head in a pain - obviously meaning that he had hit his head against the metal pillar. He then lets go of his head and looks back up. His eyes are dark red, his vanes are popping out, and he is irate. He then brings his right hand back, and then launches it into the metal pillar. His hand bounces off of the metal pillar as he holds his head in pain. He then lets go of it and kicks it with his left foot. He grabs onto his left foot and begins hopping around everywhere. He lets go of his foot and walks back over to the medal pole whilst muttering a couple of words to it. )
Ken Kaze: You son of a... I swear to GOD! If you do that one more...
( Ken then head butts the metal pillar. His head bounces off of the metal pillar with a sickening thud. He falls undiluted to the ground, almost unconscious, but not quite. He feels on his head to check himself and feels a wet substance. He then looks at his hand and sees a red substance - blood. He climbs up to his feet and grabs his briefcase. He places his knee up against the wall to support holding up his briefcase, then lays the briefcase atop his thigh, and opens it up. He reaches in an grabs a towel. A speck of blood drips down and is about to land on his wrestling pants, but he quickly catches it with the towel. He applies it to his forehead with his left hand while buckling up the briefcase with his right hand. He then holds it against his right side as he makes his way out of the door. As he passes the medal pillar, he begins to murmur some last words. )
Ken Kaze: I’ll get you, you dirty son of a *BEEP*!!
( Ken then turns his attention to all of the cabs pulling up to the curbs. He then looks to his left and sees a bus depot. He then turns to his right and sees a bus heading toward the bus depot. )
Ken Kaze: OH CRAAAAP! GOT TO HURRY!
( Ken begins to run full speed toward the bus depot. He runs up behind an old woman his is just boarding the bus. It seems like every time she takes a step, an hour just flew by. Ken then shoves the old woman to the ground, behind a bench, when the bus driver isn’t paying attention. He hops up onto the bus and walks back two seats, and seats down on the left side. The scene fades )
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( The scene reopens to a shot of a massive, circular building in Leeds - the Corn Exchange. Surrounding it are small, retail stores. The streets are busy with cars still going the wrong way - according to Ken - and people confiscating the sidewalks. We then see Ken, who is still applying the towel up to his forehead, staring at the Corn Exchange in amazement. )
Ken Kaze: Wow....
( Ken then releases his hand from the towel and it drops to the ground, but however, his hand is still up against his forehead as if he were holding it. )
Ken Kaze: ...So THIS... is Leeds Castle. But, I thought it would be more Castlistic. Bah~! Oh well...
( Ken trails off. He then rests his left hand down to his side and looks at the traffic. Noticing that the traffic has stopped, due to the red light on the stoplight, Ken crosses the street. After he crosses the street, he looks up at the massive building in amazement once more. )
Ken Kaze: Man, I bet I’m late! Rich is probably waiting on the other side of that door for me right this instant! I better go in and explain everything to him.
( Ken then walks up to the door while looking up. Unfortunately for Ken, he trips on the first step releasing his briefcase from his hands - which launch into the door. Except this time, instead of falling on his face, he places his hands down and catches himself from falling onto the cement face first. While he faces down on the steps, he smiles while mumbling a couple of words. )
Ken Kaze: Ha, ha you piece of trash! You thought you had me, didn’t you? Well, I showed you, didn’t I!
Cement Step: ..................
Ken Kaze: Answer me when I am talking to you!!
Cement Step: ..................
Ken Kaze: ANSWER ME!!
Cement Step: ..................
Ken Kaze: ANSWER ME!! ANSWER ME NOW!!! ANSWER ME NOOOOOOOW *BEEP*!!!
Cement Step: ..................
Ken Kaze: Fine then. You can be a *BEEP*!
( Ken gets up onto his feet. He kicks the step hurting himself once more. He begins to hold onto his foot as he hops around in pain.
He finally releases it and walks up to his briefcase. He picks it up and holds it his side once more. He opens up the door and walks inside of the massive building. As he so anxious to see what a castle looks like inside, he runs from out of the doorway to where he can see everything.
The inside is humungous, although it isn’t a castle. Ken looks a little confused because all he sees are tons and tons of clothes stores, couple of music stores, and a couple of cafés. He looks up and sees a sign that reads, ‘Braincell’. He walks into the ‘Braincell’ store. As he enters the store named ‘Braincell’, he begins to look around. All he sees is music; tapes, CDs, records, etcetera. He sees a counter with a man standing behind it. )
Ken Kaze: Who are you? Ring crew?
Man Behind Counter: Uh... no. My name is Bryan. I run this store.
Ken Kaze: Store? Uh... what are you smoking man?
Bryan: Huh? What do you mean?
Ken Kaze: This place here is a castle.
( Ken snickers. )
Bryan: Um... I’m sorry, but it isn’t. This is the Corn Exchange. In the Co...
( Ken cuts him off while approaching him. )
Ken Kaze: You mean, you call the castle the ‘Corn Exchange’? I always thought it was Leeds Castle. Why do you call it the Corn Exchange? Do you exchange corn here with many other countries or something?
( A quizzical look overcomes Bryan’s face as he tries to interpret what Ken just said. )
Bryan: Um... this isn’t Leeds Castle. This is...
Ken Kaze: But I’m in Leeds, right?
Bryan: Not the Leeds you are looking for.
Ken Kaze: Well, what Leeds is that?
Bryan: The Leeds with Leeds Castle.
Ken Kaze: Duh! Isn’t that where I am?!
Bryan: Uh...
Ken Kaze: Okay, forget that.
( Bryan sighs. )
Ken Kaze: Where are the locker rooms?
Bryan: Locker rooms??
Ken Kaze: Yeah... you know, where I go to put my things and where I change it and where I hang out at and...
Bryan: I have absolutely no clue as to what you are talking about. The Corn Exchange doesn’t have any locker rooms.
Ken Kaze: Why are you calling Leeds Castle the Corn Exchange?
Bryan: BECAUSE THIS IS THE CORN EXCHANGE AND NOT LEEDS CASTLE!!!!
Ken Kaze: Whatever. Look, before I go and find the locker rooms, I have a joke.
( Bryan sighs once more as Ken puts his arms on top of the counter to support himself. )
Ken Kaze: Okay, first off... do you have an uncle Jack?
Bryan: No. Why?
Ken Kaze: Forget that. Just pretend you do.
Bryan: Oooookay...
( Bryan trails off even more confused than before. )
Ken Kaze: If your uncle Jack was stuck on a horse, would your help your uncle Jack off the horse?
Bryan: Of course.... not! Wait, yes I would, because it would be my uncle... no! I know the trick... bah~! YES!
Ken Kaze: HA, HA, HA, HA!!!
( Ken begins to gasp. )
Ken Kaze: You said you would help your uncle jack off a horse!!
( Ken continues to gasp for air from laughing so hard. )
Ken Kaze: HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!
( Ken gasps once more before Bryan slams his fists on the top of the counter enraged. Once Bryan does this, Ken stops laughing and looks at him a little bit frightened, but no too much. )
Bryan: Get out of here!! NOW!
Ken Kaze: Bu... bu.. bu.. it was just a joke!
Bryan: I DON’T CARE!! OUT!!!!
( Bryan yells off of the top of his lungs. Ken turns around, also a little mad, and storms out of the store called Braincell. Ken looks around and sees a staircase. He jogs over toward the staircase and begins to walk up it. While walking up the stairs, he investigates everything; from the walls, to the signs, to basically anything. Wanting to know this castle inside out, Ken studies every aspect. He finally reaches the climax of the stairs and looks around. All he sees this time are more, more, and [b]MORE[/b] clothes departments and a couple other music departments. In front of a clothes department, he sees a mannequin displaying a new dress which is on sale. He looks to his left and sees a medal trash can. He then looks back at the mannequin infuriated. He walks over to the metal trash can and grabs it. He looks at the mannequin once again. )
Ken Kaze: ARE YOU PLOTTING AGAINST ME??! HUH?!?! ARE YOU?!?!? FOR THAT, YOU SHALL DIIIIIIIIIIIE!!
( Ken charges at the mannequin with the trash can and swings the trash can at it. He knocks the mannequin to the ground with it’s head rolling off. His eyes almost pop out of his head, thinking that it’s a real person. )
Ken Kaze: Ooooooooh craaaaaaap! I’m so sorry! BUT YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE PLOTTED AGAINST ME!! I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU EXTREEEEEEEEEME!!!!!
( Ken begins to repeatedly hit the mannequin with the metal trash can. The scene fades to black. )
