(OOC Note: Okay, I was going to do a series at a game store, but it wouldn’t be as interesting and wouldn’t have gone along with the setting of the PPV. So I’m replacing it with a different series. Enjoy :))
[i]Three words only come to mind after watching last night’s main event, “Wow... just... wow!” It truly was one of [b]THE[/b] greatest matches in NTICW history, and as far as wrestling history, most people believe. Many names were made last night; whether it be them by being in the final six, being the one reigning supreme over all the rest, or just simply by putting on one hell of a show last night.
The night started off pretty well for Ken; walking into Showtime one hundred percent ready, undefeated with two wins and zero losses, and having an interview to kick things off. But, just as Ken was about to wrap-up his interview, “The Immortal Icon” Epic attacked from out of nowhere. It seemed Epic had the advantage, but Ken retaliated and he ended ‘getting the last laugh’ leaving Epic in a partially-bloodied mess.
But, even though there was some high points during the night, there were also some funny points. For instance, we actually saw Ken Kaze turn into a WEREWOLF!! How did this happen? Simple. Ken’s stupidity. Rich Cannon was working on some formula to cure Ken’s clumsiness and told Ken to wait ten minutes to drink it. Although Ken knows how long ten minutes is, he was so anxious to try it, that after three minutes, he drank it all down. Rich came back into the locker room furious. He told Ken to look in the mirror, and Ken did as told. As soon as Ken had looked into the mirror, he noticed he was none other than a werewolf! Rich then threw together a cure for it. Ken drank it down and surely enough, Ken returned back to normal.
Though, the odds were against Ken Kaze last night. He had to overcome the obstacle of Frankie Bones, and then had to defeat seventeen other men in that hellacious, eighteen man, battle royal.
The ambitious match between Frankie and Ken last night went on for a while. The total time of the match was ten minutes and five seconds. The epic battle between the two was, indeed, one of the longest matches of the night; but came nowhere near as close to the battle royal. Just when things were looking down for the NTICW’s Resident Moron, Ken Kaze, somehow pulled out one of the most weakest moves in wrestling history - the small package - it was indeed the deciding factor of that match-up between the two. Ken had won the classic bout between Frankie and him, and will advance to enter the Tower of Doom match to have a chance to become the New True Internet Championship Wrestling World Champion against seven other men. Those seven men are: Xavier Kannon, The Pharaoh, The Tormentor, Drake Maxwell, “The Sylencer” Jay Sylo, Anton ‘The Kid’, and his tag partner, Rich Cannon.
Despite the fact that Ken triumphed over Frankie, he still had to enter another battle. This time, against seventeen others. At the beginning of the match, not many were being eliminated. But, once one was, it was a chain reaction; they all started dropping like flies. Ken looked like he wasn’t going to win at the beginning, and once his tag partner Rich Cannon nailed the Chemical Reaction on him through a couple of tables, his chances decreased. Unfortunately for Rich, the massive, ex-bouncer Jay Sylo pulled Rich off of Ken, and eliminated him. Then it was down to the final six; Jay Sylo, Epic, Ken Kaze, Brett Jackson, Asa Fountain, and Ritchie Syxx. The rest of the competition continued to drop like flies until it was down to the final two; Epic and Ken. These two definitely weren’t going to waste anytime at all to get their hands on each other, and they didn’t. They went after each other immediately. Then, just when it looked like things were going Epic’s way and Epic was ready to win the battle, Ken flipped out of the vertical suplex - which was being performed by Epic - and hoisted Epic up into the air in a dominator position. After realizing there was nowhere for Ken to run, he ran the little amount of room he head and jumped off of the fire escape and connected with the Down Syndrome onto Epic. Both men were laid out from the twelve foot drop. But then, Ken suddenly rolled over - putting an arm over Epic. The referee counted the one, then the two, and then the three. Ken came out victorious. Ken was the one who triumphed over the seventeen others. And, his reward was to enter the Extreme Title, Trick or Treat match with a weapon. Though, the reward to be the actual winner may not have been something ‘big,’ just the mere fact of winning such a heinous match speaks for itself.
Now, not only will Ken compete in the Tower of Doom match-up at Halloween Bash 2001, he will also compete in the Extreme Title, Trick or Treat match-up. Therefore, Ken has the chance to become the first ever double-crowned champion in the newly-formed NTICW. Will Ken be able to succeed and once again triumph over all the others? Or, will he just fall short of glory and walk out empty handed? The only way to find out for sure is to tune into Halloween Bash 2001 this Wednesday on Halloween night.[/i]
[color=black]The scene opens up inside of the RDU International Airport. Many people of different ethnic groups wearing numerous amounts of different clothing are seen walking in all sorts of directions - hoping to board their flight in time. The camera fixates on none other than NTICW superstar, and Resident Moron, Ken Kaze. He is wearing a blue t-shirt that has a circle on the front with a baseball, baseball bat, and baseball glove in the circle and the word “STARTER” going across it, dark-blue, semi-baggy, jean, Lee Pipe pants, lime, blue, and white New Balance shoes. Around his neck is a diamond, crystal necklace. In his right hand is a brown briefcase. He approaches a podium which a beautiful, young, Asian, woman receptionist stands behind. He sets his briefcase down.
The beautiful, young, Asian, woman receptionist is wearing an all red dress. Right above her right breast is a name tag. On the name tag, it reads, ‘Hitomi.’ As he moves closer and closer to her, she greets him; while on the other hand Ken is too busy checking her out.
[color=pink]Hitomi: Hello sir. How may I help you?
[color=black]Ken is still checking her out until he finally notices that she has spoken.
[color=blue]Ken Kaze: Oh... uhm, hello.
[color=black]Ken begins to think to himself.
[color=blue][i]-{ How can you help me? Heh, heh... by letting me underneath that skirt of yours, that’s how! }-[/i]
Ken Kaze: I.. uh.. need a ticket to Leeds Castle in England.
[color=pink]Homito: Just a minute, sir.
[color=blue]Ken Kaze: Yes.. ma’am.
[color=black]A sickening, perverted smile comes across Ken’s face as his mind continues to wonder. Homito, the woman receptionist, bends over to look for a plane ticket to Leeds Castle in England underneath the podium. As she exposes her ass, Ken’s eyes lock on it. It’s almost as if her ass has hypnotized Ken. Then, Homito stands back up handing a plane ticket to Ken.
[color=pink]Homito: Here you go sir. Oh yeah, that’ll be nine hundred, eighty four dollars.
[color=blue]Ken Kaze: That’s all? Man, I thought it would cost more than that.
[color=black]Homito looks at Ken a little oddly because of his ‘that’s all?’ comment. Surely, anyone in the right mind would know that nine hundred, eight four dollars is a lot of money; unless you’re a wrestler, like Ken Kaze! Ken reaches into his pocket and pulls out a black, leather wallet. He unfolds it and pulls out a thousand dollar bill. He hands it Homito.
[color=blue]Ken Kaze: Keep the change.
[color=black]Ken palms the ticket in his right hand and picks up his briefcase. He turns around and begins to walk, but he trips over his own feet.
*SMACK~!*
Is what is heard as the impact of the fall sends Ken’s briefcase sliding across the floor. Everyone turns their attention to the fallen Ken. A couple of people offer to help him up, but the others just ignore him and continue on with his business. He denies everybody who offers a hand and climbs up to his feet on his own. With a livid look on his face, he walks over toward his briefcase.
But, as he is about to pick up his briefcase, a man dressed in all black bends over and snatches it. As he snatches it, he takes off running in the opposite direction Ken is facing. Ken turns around and trips over his own foot again.
*SMACK~!*
Is what is once heard again. This time, no one offers a hand or even looks for that matter, knowing what the source of the loud smack already is. Ken hops up to his feet watching the thief run away with his briefcase muttering a couple of words.
[color=blue]Ken Kaze: God damned floor. Trip me, will you!!
[color=black]Ken begins to run after the thief. Dodging every single person in the crowd, he closes in on the thief dressed in all black. A couple of security guards see Ken speeding up and down through the halls and try to hold him back, but he happens to dodge them, too; causing the security guards to chase down Ken. Ken looks back while still chasing the thief and notices three security guards chasing him: one of them is an obese security guard struggling to keep his pants up, and the other two are well-built men who aren’t having any trouble at all chasing Ken down. Ken turns around and all of a sudden..
*DING~!*
Ken runs into a board that shows all of the flights. The two, well-built security guards jog up to Ken to check on him.
[color=brown]Security Guard #1: You okay?
[color=orange]Security Guard #2: I think he is. Lets just arrest him already.
[color=brown]Security Guard #1: Nah man. LOOK! That person dressed in all black is running.. with someone’s briefcase I believe.
[color=orange]Security Guard #2: Perhaps this man’s briefcase?
[color=brown]Security Guard #1: Perhaps. I’ll go chase him down and you stay here.
[color=orange]Security Guard #2: Okay, you stay here and I’ll chase him down?
[color=brown]Security Guard #1: No! You chase him and I stay here!
[color=orange]Security Guard #2: Ohhh, okay. I stay here and you chase him down!
[color=brown]Security Guard #1: Yes! I mean no! I mean.. bah~! Just forget it.. lets both go get him!
[color=orange]Security Guard #2: Good idea.
[color=black]After finally coming to a compromise, the two security guards begin to chase down the thief dressed in all black with Ken’s briefcase. Then, as the two security guards have already left Ken, the obese, security guard comes up. He looks down at Ken who is unconscious and then looks at the other two security guards chasing down the thief. He then takes a deep breathe, still holding onto his pants, and attempts to catch up with the other two. But, right before he leaves Ken, he lets out a humungous fart. Ken then suddenly darts up. He looks around. From the expression on Ken’s face, you are certain that the obese, security guard had A LOT to eat for breakfast this morning. Ken then sees the two security guards who have almost closed in on the thief. He decides to rejoin the chase down himself, bypassing the obese, security guard.
After dodging many people left and right, Ken finally catches up with the other two security guards. The chase that has now been going for at least eight minutes now continues to go on forever, or that’s what it seems like, anyway. Ken then bypasses the two security guards and has only a four feet distance between him and the thief. Ken then leaps toward the thief and tackles him down. Ken’s briefcase slides across the floor, as does Ken and the thief. Ken’s head hits a pole. He gets up furious and begins to curse out the pole.
[color=blue]Ken Kaze: YOU GOD DAMNED, NO GOOD, DIRTY ASS, PUNK A...
[color=black]Ken is then interrupted when the two, out-of-breath, security guards come up to him. They look down at the thief who is unconscious. One of them begins to put handcuffs on him as the other compliments Ken on a job well done.
[color=brown]Security Guard #1: Good job, son.
[color=blue]Ken Kaze: Huh? This pole was trying to KILL me! What ‘good job’ is that?
[color=brown]Security Guard #1: Huh? Uh.. never mind. I was just trying to say, good job on stopping this thief.
[color=blue]Ken Kaze: Ohhhh, right.. right.
[color=brown]Security Guard #1: His name is Ricardo Rodriguez. We have been hunting him down for months. And finally, we have caught him.
[color=blue]Ken Kaze: Yeah.. that’s.. just great and all.. but I got to get going.
[color=black]Ken begins to stroll toward his briefcase, but the security guard grabs him by his right shoulder, thus stopping him and turning him around.
[color=brown]Security Guard #1: But sir, I need your name.
[color=blue]Ken Kaze: Bah~! If you don’t know it, don’t worry about it.
[color=brown]Security Guard #1: Huh?
[color=black]The security guard releases his hand from Ken’s shoulder. Ken begins to walk over toward his briefcase and picks it up. He begins to walk in the opposite direction of the security guards - who are hauling off the thief handcuffed and ready to enter his jail-cell. Then, a voice comes over one of the many intercoms above Ken’s head.
[color=green]Voice on Intercom: Flight 5-0-1 is ready to board it’s passengers. Flight 5-0-1 is ready to board it’s passengers. Thank you.
[color=black]Ken reaches into his pocket and pulls out his ticket. Then, the same voice comes back on the intercom.
[color=green]Voice on Intercom: Flight 1-0-5 is ready to board it’s passengers. Flight 1-0-5 is ready to board it’s passengers. Thank you.
[color=black]Ken then looks at his ticket. He skims through all the information and searches for the flight number. After skimming through all the information, he comes to the bottom and in big, bold letters, ‘Flight 501’ is shown. Ken tries to reflect on what the voice on the intercom said, but can’t. He continues to think desperately as the camera fades to black.
