[i][b]||~Narration~||[/b] The past events that have occurred lately are outrageous, especially for NTICW’s resident moron, Ken Kaze. After he decided that he wanted to become an ultimate fighter along side his faithful companion, George~!, the NTICW Extreme division just seem to have faltered. Ken Kaze leaving was truly a wound to the NTICW as a whole, as well as the Extreme division. But after watching last night’s pay-per-view, Redemption, it seems that the “NTICW Extreme Legend” himself decided that ultimate fighting just wasn’t for him, and decided to return as a professional wrestler. The way he came back into the NTICW was by entering the Extreme Invitational match-up and coming out the victor. No one expected a Ken Kaze return. But it did indeed happen. One of the high spots in the match was when George~! eliminated Matt Elia from the match. Surely, everyone got a laugh out of that.
That wasn’t the only thing to happen that night, oh no. We saw many more surprise throughout the night. We saw the mysterious, masked man attack once again, Rolf The Drunken Monkey~! attack Rich Cannon, thus causing Jay Sylo to pick up the win over Rich Cannon, and even a cage topple over. Ken Kaze was also one of the final six men in the Redemption, tag team match to crown the very first NTICW Tag Team Champions. What a return this was for Ken. While fighting in the Redemption, tag team match, it seems like that he and Rich Cannon have settled their differences and are now once again a tag team. Whether or not they will once again be known as Methodical Disorder, it seems that there is definitely an alliance between the two.
But things weren’t over yet. Three jackasses from Eternal Wrestling decided to invade the NTICW pay-per-view and began to attack the NTICW World Champion, Drake Maxwell, and the former World Champ, Xavier Kannon. The NTICW President, Blane Bishop, decided to come out and help out Drake and Xavier. The numbers were too strong and they soon took the advantage. But then, it looked like the NTICW was about to be saved when the NTICW Vice President of the Tag Team division sprinted towards the ring with a baseball bat in hand. He chased off the EW clowns. But, it seemed as if Zurick had other plans : he nailed Blane Bishop instead and then ripped off his shirt to reveal an EW shirt. It was obvious Zurick had changed sides and decided to join EW. Meanwhile, Dexter Thomas, Duzza, and The End all took Blane Bishop into the backstage area, and kidnapped him. Now that the NTICW has no President, anything can happen on a very special edition of Mayhem on Wednesday. The only way to find out what will go down is by tuning in for yourself. [/i][b]||~End Narration~||[/b]
[b]-::][/b] The scene opens up inside of a restaurant. The room is relatively small; it could only fit in about twenty people at the most. In one corner is a bar shaped in a right angle, cornering in the bartenders and waiters/waitresses. On the side of it is a little door for the bartenders and waiters/waitresses. It seems to be some sort of Chinese bar, seeing as how all of the bartenders and waiters/waitresses look to be of the Chinese origin.
The restaurant is completely empty besides one person. That person is none other than Ken Kaze. Ken is seen sitting in a booth across from George~! The two are “conversing.” [b][::-[/b]
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “So.... George~!.... how was the big return?!?!”
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “Yeah! It was great! No one expected us to come back! Not even Xavier! Or Rich!”
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “You actually liked fighting?!”
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “Oh, you had me going there for a minute.”
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “Oh yeah. Can’t forget about you being one and O over Matt Elia!”
[b]-::][/b] Ken lets out a chuckle. [b][::-[/b]
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “Matt Elia is a wimp anyway! He’s such a freaking moron, too! He actually, at one point and time, thought he was a Jedi Knight!”
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “Yeah, he is such an idiot. Heck, speaking of little Matthew, I have to face him on Mayhem.”
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “Yeah, it’s to be number one contender for the Extreme Championship.”
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “Yeah, you’re right. I have already held it. There really is no sense in going for it again. So, that is why I defeat Matt, I’m not going to challenge Mark for his Extreme Championship, I’m going to try and get Christopher V. Knight’s Television Championship!!”
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “Heck no it’s not out of my league! I can defeat anyone! At the moment, I have the best record in NTICW. PERIOD!”
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “Drake’s five and O doesn’t count. Well, actually, it could. Because a seven and one is still better! It’s seven wins to five wins!
[b]-::][/b] A waitress then approaches Ken as he continues to converse with George~! The waitress looks at Ken as if he were some kind of “loony tune” or something because he is talking to a trash can. She shakes her hand whilst closing her eyes, trying to convince herself that this is only a dream. She opens up her eyes to see Ken still talking to George~! She then begins to speak. [b][::-[/b]
[b]The Waitress :[/b] “Um..... sir, excuse me.”
[b]-::][/b] Ken looks up from George~! and lays eyes on the waitress. [b][::-[/b]
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “Yes?”
[b]The Waitress :[/b] “Well, I was wondering what you wished to order.”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “Um..... no sir- er ma’am!”
[b]-::][/b] Ken begins to blush in embarrassment due to his mistake. The waitress then walks away and walks behind the bar once more. [b][::-[/b]
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “What a bitch.”
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “I think you’re right. She looked like a ho. As a matter of fact...... I think that’s the same ho I saw on the corner of this street yesterday, waving a dollar at a yellow car.”
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “That’s a cab?!? Whoops. I always thought cabs were black with yellow stripes or something.”
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “Hey! I am NOT an idiot!”
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “Yeah, back to Mayhem. So anyway, after I get finished with Matt, I have to face “The Reverend” Billy Blaze, Asa Fountain, Epic, Scott Taylor, and Night Rogue in a Caged Carnage match.”
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “Nope. I have no clue what it’s for. All I know is I have to kick these guys asses like I’ve done to others in the past. Heck, Epic is even in this match, it shouldn’t be [i]too[/i] bad. I’ve defeated Epic in the past like three of four times. Nothing saying that I can’t do it again. I even have to face him again on Showtime!”
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “A TLC match.”
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “You damn right it’s an extreme match. My specialty.”
[b]-::][/b] A confident smile overwhelms Ken’s face. [b][::-[/b]
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “Just as long as Mark doesn’t get involved, this match should be a cake walk! Epic’s a nobody! Except for a kid who plans on to be a jobber for the......”
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “DAMN kayfabe!”
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “Crap! I broke kayfabe again!”
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “And again! Wait... I didn’t do it again! Whooo hoooo!”
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “Yeah, you’re right. I better calm down. Anyway, Asa Fountain is the dude with the afro. I think they call him Afroman! He shouldn’t be a problem. I’ve defeated him in the past. Scott Taylor most likely won’t be a factor in this match, and the newcomer Night Rogue, the very man who put Rich through a table at Redemption, will definitely get his ass kicked! He hurt my friend! NO ONE hurts my friends any gets away with it! So that is why I’m bring you along, George~! You and I together can win this thing! Let’s severely punish Night Rogue for Rich! What do you say?!”
[b]George~! :[/b] “.................”
[b]Ken Kaze :[/b] “Great! So it’s settled. We’re going to tear right through Matt on Mayhem, destroy everybody in the cage, severely punish Night Rogue, and then beat Epic........ AGAIN.... on Showtime. Looks like we got this all covered.”
[b]-::][/b] A smile overwhelms Ken’s face as he stands up from the booth. He begins to head to a door, apparently to leave, dragging George~! behind him. The scene fades to black. [b][::-[/b]
