(OOC Note: I am going back to my old style that I used to use. Except, I will still keep the introduction the same. Man, I really need to stick to one style, huh?)
[i]After watching the last Saturday Showtime card, you would not expect any better performances than that, due to it’s all out greatness. But, if you witnessed Halloween Bash 2001, in Leeds Castle, England, you are now certainly positive that the superstars in the New True Internet Championship Wrestling coalition can perform to any extent! First things started off with a big bang with the NTICW United States, eight man, championship tournament. We saw “Totally Tubular” Tom advance to the semi-finals of the eight man, U.S. title tournament. Then, we went straight into the second quarter-finals match - Christopher V. Knight versus the monstrous, Hessian. We saw Hessian coming out victorious advancing to the semi-finals as well. Then, after a couple of backstage segments, we went into the third quarter-finals match for the U.S. title tournament - Frankie Bones versus The Josh. The Josh came out triumphant in this match to also advance to the semi-finals. Then, after a Ken Kaze/Rich Cannon/Epic segment, we went to the fourth and final quarter-finals match up in the U.S. title tournament - D-Kay Calyx versus Brad Knoxvill. D-Kay successfully defeated Brad Knoxvill to be the last man to advance to the semi-finals of the U.S. title tournament.
Just as you thought things were first-rate, you had only seen the beginning. After another backstage segment, we went straight into the six man, Extreme Championship, Trick or Treat, battle royal. Things started off with a bang. But, some of the highlights are as followed: the appearance of Dark Age physically destroying Ritchie Syxx in his last, ever match as well as burning down one of the ten houses, PCW Extreme Champion Chet King in an attempt to take out Asa “Fro” Fountain, but instead get him his ass handed to him from “The Sylencer” Jay Sylo, NTICW President Alvieri lending Brett Jackson a ‘helping hand,’ NTICW Head of Security and PCW superstar Jacob Yoder to give Jay Sylo a ‘helping hand’ as well, Ken Kaze introducing George~! - a metal trashcan wrapped in barbwire with nails sticking out from the sides and says “George~!” on the side of it - to fellow NTICW superstars Epic and Brett Jackson, Ken and George~! meeting ‘The Hardcore Legend’ Ed Novak and Bob~! with Ken to have a taste of Bob~!, PCW superstar Isawa Miyagawa to crack a baseball bat over Asa’s head, and lastly when Ed Novak whacked Ken Kaze with Bob~! through the window of house number nine on top of Jay Sylo to become the new NTICW Extreme Champion. It was one hellacious match indeed, and possibly could go as far as saying it was just as good as the main event.
After crowning the first champion, things were just getting started. We went into the first semi-finals match in the U.S. title tournament - Hessian versus “Totally Tubular” Tom. Hessian was tossing Triple T around the ring like a rag doll, then The Josh came from out of the back with a chair and nailed Hessian with it giving Triple T the advantage, Triple T utilized the chance to make the pin, but Satan’s Personal Jobber kicked out. Triple T was then Damned for all Eternity when he received Eternal Damnation from Hessian, which lead Hessian into the finals of the U.S. title tournament. Then, after another backstage segment, we were already at the second and final semi-finals match up - D-Kay Calyx versus The Josh. The looked like it was The Josh’s in the beginning, but D-Kay battled back. Though, it seem as if every time D-Kay would battle back, The Josh would just overpower him. Then, D-Kay shocked the crowd when he took the risk by putting his only body on the line; by somersaulting over the top rope, missing The Josh, and going through the announcer’s table. D-Kay still managed to battle back. And, just as D-Kay was ready to end the match for good to advance to the U.S. tournament finals, D-Kay signaled for the Calyx-O Drop - for a third time - and was just about to hit it, until Frankie Bones emerged from the back with a chair and nailed D-Kay in the with it; thus giving The Josh the advantage. The Josh benefited from this and won the match.
But, things were [b]only[/b] heating up as we moved on to the Television Championship, Flaming Jack O’ Lantern match. The only way to win is to smash your opponents head through a flaming jack o’ lantern. One of the main people in this match up was The Rush. Why? Well, it was because the odds were against him. With NTICW President Alvieri not liking The Rush all too much, Mark Malloy and Derrick Diamond - the commentating team - believed The Rush had no chance, especially with NTICW President Alvieri as the special guest referee. This match was an epic battle, but in the end, one man came out TV Champion - The Rush. But how? It was a swerve the whole time. NTICW President Alvieri clocked Chris Knight instead of The Rush, unlike everyone expected, and NTICW President Alvieri smashed Chris Knight’s head through a flaming jack o’ lantern.
Although we had seen two champions crowned, two titles remained vacant - the U.S. and World championships. After a TV Champion was crowned, we went straight into the finals of the eight man, U.S. championship tournament. Some might have called it a ‘Heaven versus Hell’ match, due to The Josh being a religious man himself and Hessian who is a servant for Satan himself. This heated rivalry lasted throughout the night. And now, it was ready to end, or was it? The both of these big man gave it there all, but it seemed Hessian had the advantage, as if it weren’t obvious from Hessian tossing The Josh around. But, the deciding factor was when Triple T materialized from the back with his surfboard in hand. He cracked it over The Josh’s skull and proceeded to do the same to Hessian, but the almighty Hessian was just too powerful for Triple T and avoided the attack. He purged himself of Triple T and covered The Josh to become the new NTICW U.S. Champion.
After already crowning three champions, the night was coming to a close, but with only one title vacant - the NTICW World championship. Eight men who had earned their spots into the Tower of Doom were ready to enter the Tower of Doom. The Tower of Doom was made of three, steel cages. Each cage decreased in size as you went up. The only way to advance to the second level was by climbing up through the trap door and after five people had entered, shut the trap door, eliminated the other three. Then, the five must battle it out until three people escaped to the third and final cage. There, the three must battle it out until someone escapes the last trap door, climbs on top of the third cage, and grabs the NTICW World title from the hook which is hanging above the third cage. But, before the match even started, the very first winner of the very first Tower of Doom match in the PCW2 to become the last PCW2 World Champion, Boda, came out to be a special guest commentator. The first two men to enter the Tower of Doom were The Tormentor and “The Sylencer” Jay Sylo. These two men decided to wait until the rest of their opposition had entered the ring to begin fighting. The next to come out was none other than NTICW’s Resident Moron, new NTICW Extreme Champion, Ken Kaze. He walked around the cage trying to find the way in, but couldn’t. Next, Ken Kaze’s tag team partner, Rich Cannon came out. Being a cousin and rival of Boda, Boda decided to take matters into his own hands. He stood up from the announcer’s table, grabbed the chair, and attacked Rich Cannon from behind it. Ken Kaze wasn’t too fond of this and attempted to help out his tag partner, but Boda wiped him out with the chair as well.
After Boda had attacked Methodical Disorder, that is when the chaos began. The Tormentor attacked Jay Sylo and the match was technically underway. The Pharaoh then ran from the back and entered the Tower of Doom. Xavier Kannon wasn’t too far behind. Then, the seventh man to make it to ringside was Drake Maxwell who stormed to the Tower of Doom quickly. Soon enough, Ken Kaze and Rich Cannon came conscious and entered the Tower of Doom. It was a brutal battle between the seven men as they gave it their all. But, soon enough, people began to climb up onto the second level. The first person to make it to the second level was none other than the NTICW’s only Scientologist, Xavier Kannon. Then The Tormentor took advantage of all of the distractions and joined Xavier Kannon in the second level. Next was none other than Drake Maxwell. The man all agreed, without any communication whatsoever, not to fight until the other two men made it up. The fourth man to join the three was none other than Xavier Kannon’s arch rival, The Pharaoh. The Pharaoh and Xavier Kannon squared off immediately and The Tormentor approached Drake Maxwell and the two began to brawl as well.
But then, just as everybody expected Anton ‘The Kid’ to be out of this match for good, “Papercut” by Linkin Park started up and Anton came out soaked in blood with cuts all over his body. Just as he made it to the Tower of Doom, he collapsed right on the first level. Next, Ken had knocked out Jay for a good few minutes with a spinebuster and attempted to climb up to the second level, but The Tormentor kicked him in the head sending him down to the ring. The Tormentor jumped back down to the first level, hoisted Anton over his shoulder, and climbed back up to have the final five - Xavier Kannon, The Tormentor, Drake Maxwell, The Pharaoh, and Anton ‘The Kid’.
Ken then decided to wake Rich Cannon up for some reason, and the two disappeared to the back.
The match continued. But, one thing that stuck out was when Anton tied The Tormentor all up and they both fell back to the first level, giving Jay Sylo the opportunity to make it to the second level, which he did. Though, his chances of making it to the top weren’t possible because every time he made an effort to climb to the third cage, he was always brought back down. Then The Tormentor, who came from nowhere, hastily climbed pass Jay Sylo and entered the final cage. The last three men were set - Xavier Kannon, Drake Maxwell, and The Tormentor. Xavier and Drake wasted no time to double team on The Tormentor, but The Tormenter was just too strong for the two. He climbed to the top of the third cage and was just a few seconds away from becoming the NTICW World Champion with the NTICW title only inches away from his grasp, until Methodical Disorder - Ken Kaze and Rich Cannon - came flying down on zip lines colliding into The Tormentor knocking him to the ledge of the third cage. Ken then helped up the fallen, bruised, and battered Xavier Kannon to his feet. Rich, Xavier, and Ken then held their hands together high in the air. And then, just as Xavier was about to grab the strap, Boda climbed up to the cage and speared Xavier from behind. Drake then tossed Rich over the side of the tower and Tormentor pummeled away on Ken. But, just as Tormentor and Xavier were both going for the belt, Drake speared both men sending all three of them over the tower. Drake went as far as the ceiling of the first level and Tormentor and Xavier only went as far as the ceiling of the second level.
Then, both men strived to their feet and then onto the top of the last level. Both Tormentor and Xavier grabbed the belt at the same time and took it off the hook at the same time. They both played tug of war until eventually, Tormentor went over the edge, though still clasping onto the title. Just as Xavier was about to reluctantly relinquish the title, Anton dropkicked the side of the cage Tormentor was hanging on, thus causing Tormentor to lose grip and fall all the way down to the ground. Xavier stood tall on top of the third cage with the NTICW title high above his head in high honor and NTICW World Champion.
What a night it was indeed! But now, after taking the beatings from both matches, Ken, along with his partner Rich, must go into Madison Square Gardens in a tag team match against Onslot and Hybrid, who form Symbiote. Then, after that, Ken will go into the Rupp Arena to defend his newly won Extreme championship for the first time against his rival, Epic. Ken has defeated Epic every time he has faced him, whether it be a triple threat, battle royal, or a Trick or Treat match, whatever the odds were, Ken always prevailed. But the question is, will Ken continue to prevail against the odds further more?[/i]
The scene opens up inside of a reasonable-sized room. The room has a television atop of a wooden table against a wall, a king-sized bed in front of the television against the opposite wall, a trashcan - wrapped in barbwire with nails protruding out from the sides, that reads “George~!” on one of the sides, and the Extreme championship buttoned around it -, a closet that has various amounts of clothing hanging from hangers, a door to a bathroom, and another door to access another room. It is obviously a hotel room.
In the bed lies a figure. The figure seems to be rolling around uncontrollably and anxiously. Then, all of a sudden, the figure springs up quickly throwing his covers in front of the bed. This man is none other than NTICW’s resident moron and Extreme Champion, Ken Kaze. He is wearing only plaid boxers. He leaps out of his bed next to George~! and grabs him hastily.
“You dare make me sleep bad?!” Ken shouts out at his bed, “well take this!”
Ken lets out a roar as he begins to, repeatedly, slam George~! against his bad irate. As the nails and barbwire penetrate through the bed cushion, cotton is seen flying everywhere as he brings George~! back up in a cocked position, ready to swing once more.
“MWA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!” he laughs insanely as he pounds away on the bed cushion.
Then, all of a sudden, the lights come on as he continues to batter the bed cushion.
“KEN!!!” the familiar voice of Rich Cannon shouts. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?”
Ken turns around with an insane look on his face with George~! in hand. “The bed was making me sleep bad!”
Rich looks at him a little confused. “It is freaking 7:30 a.m. and I am trying to get some freaking sleep for the tag match tomorrow!!”
“Oh... sorry,” he shrugs.
“Just don’t--”
Cutting Rich off, “I truly am sorry, man.”
“DON’T EVER INTERRUPT ME AGAIN!! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU NOT TO INTERRUPT ME?!” he says, verbally bashing Ken.
“Oh so--”
Cutting Ken off, “IS THAT UNDERSTOOD, BOY?!”
“Yes sir!”
“Did I give you permission to speak?!”
“Err... no?”
“You, boy! Get dressed, NOW!”
Ken shrugs, “ ‘Kay.”
Rich exits the room.
“Jackass,” Ken mumbles as Rich exits the room.
Ken walks over toward the closet with the various amount of different clothing. He grabs two hangers that hold a shirt and pants and sets them across his bed. He kneels down to the floor of the closet and grabs his New Balance sneakers and a pair of socks which had laid next to his New Balances. He sets his New Balances and the pair of socks on top of the bed as well. He grabs the pants - which are dark blue, Polo jeans - and puts them on. He then applies his socks onto his feet. Then he places on his New Balances onto his feet. Next, he grabs the shirt - which is made of a silky-type material in a light shade of orange, button-up shirt - and puts it around him. He buttons up the first five buttons, leaving the top two buttons unbuttoned. He grabs George~!, who is on top of the bed as well, and his Extreme championship. He puts the Extreme title around George~! and buttons it.
Ken then walks over to the door that leads straight to Rich’s room. He opens up the door and walks in voluntarily.
“Okay... I’m dressed and... here - and so is George~!” he utters looking around for Rich.
Rich then walks out of the bathroom clad in a white, Reebok t-shirt, black, Tommy jeans, and Reebok sneakers.
“Good... now lets go get some breakfast.”
Rich begins to head toward a door that is on the opposite side of the room. Ken follows him, dragging George~! across the floor along with him as Rich exits the door. He turns to his left and walks casually down the narrow hallway.
A frown comes upon Rich’s face. “Why did I choose this dump to stay? Oh yeah, Ken only had thirty bucks on him. Heh, there’s no way I would ever spend my money on that dolt.”
“What was that Rich?” Ken asks.
“Oh, nothing.”
“Oh, okay,” Ken shrugs, agreeing with Rich.
Rich then enters an elevator, as does Ken along with George~! right behind Rich. The elevator doors begin to close on Ken. After the elevator doors touch him, they slide back into the slots they were.
“YOU PIECE OF CRAP!! HOW DARE YOU TRY AND SQUASH ME WITH YOUR SQUASHER OF DOOM!!” he shouts as he raises George~! up. “COME ON BACK OUT YOU WIMP!”
“Ken, SHUT!! UP!!” Rich yells at Ken.
Ken disregards what Rich says as he anticipates the elevator doors to come back out. And they do. He then swings George~! into one of the elevator doors, leaving a huge dent in the side of George~! and the elevator doors go back into the slots once more.
“Ha, ha. I showed that little *BEEP*,” he says arrogantly while entering the elevator.
Rich sighs.
“You, my friend, are such a.... bah~! Never mind,” Rich refuses to tell Ken.
“Huh? Oh.”
Ken does not acknowledge the dent in the side of George~! and walks right past Rich and faces the opposite end of the elevator. Rich pushes a button that is numbered “1”. The elevator doors close. Rich turns around to see what Ken is down, and sees him standing face-to-wall like an idiot.
Rich sighs.
“Ken, you moron, you’re facing the wrong way,” he says while turning back around.
“Huh?” Ken mutters while turning around, “oh.”
Rich sighs again. The elevator then jerks and begins to go down. As it jerks, it startles Ken.
“WHAT THE--?!” he says while slamming George~! up against the walls of the elevator, “ARE YOU TRYING TO CATCH ME OFF GUARD OR SOMETHING?!” he says while continuously slamming George~! up against the walls of the elevator.
Rich turns around furiously, “it’s just the freaking elevator going down to the lobby - where we get our breakfast!!”
Ken stops slamming George~! against the walls of the elevator, turns to Rich, and tilts his head with a quizzical look on his face. “Oh.”
Rich then mumbles under his breath, “moron.”
The elevator thing jerks again, this time even harder than before, and slams Ken up against the back wall. Rich outstretches his arms and braces himself until Ken bounces off of the back wall, crashing into Rich, through the elevator doors. The very few people who are in the lobby and the receptionists and waiters look at the two. Ken is lying face down as Rich is climbing up to his feet dusting himself off. George~! is seen lying in front of Rich.
“YOU FREAKING IMBECILE!!”
Ken climbs up to his feet with the help of a table, “what’d I do?”
“Well, lets see. You were tearing apart a bed that wasn’t even yours with that STUPID trashcan of yo--”
“He isn’t stupid! He’s cool! He’s my bud! He listens to everything I say, and helps me win my matches!”
“Well, you want to know WHY he listens to you?”
“Yeah, ‘cause we’re buds!”
“No, because he is nothing more than an inanimate OBJECT! He’s a dustbin, garbage can, trash can - whatever you want to call him that disposes of trash!!” Rich verbally thrashes at Ken, “and the reason he helps you win matches is because he is a metal trashcan, first of all - and it hurts like hell when you get smacked by one of those things! He has barbwire wrapped around him and that hurts also when it slices open your flesh! And also because he has nails, which freaking STABS your opponent, AND YOU KNOW THAT HURTS!!”
Rich then looks down upon George~! and spots a space on it where there aren’t any barbwire or nails. He then kicks it and it rolls into the elevator. Ken springs to his feet, noticing the elevator doors are about to close, and charges toward the elevator. Just as he is about to enter the elevator, the elevator doors shut and he runs straight into them. For a few seconds, he stays up against the doors motionless. Then, all of a sudden, he falls backward, still in the position he was against the elevator doors. Rich walks over to Ken and nudges him with his foot.
“Uhh... are you dead?” Rich then murmurs under his breath, “please be dead! Please be dead!”
Ken, trying to sit up, replies, “No...... but he has George~!”
Ken pops up to his feet quickly and begins to run toward the elevator, but Rich reaches out at Ken’s shirt and grabs it by the collar, yanking him down. Ken’s head bounces off of it as he pounces back onto his feet as if it didn’t even effect him.
“I.... must... get... GEORGE~!” he screams as he runs up to the elevator, pushing on the little arrow button repeatedly.
Then, a [i]ding![/i] is heard as the elevator doors open up. There, he sees George~! Ken then falls to his knees in between the two doors weeping.
“I.... can’t.... believe.... it. It’s..... a..... gift.... from... GOD! He... brung... back GEORGE~! OH THANK YOU GOD!” he yells as he rises back up to his feet.
He enters the elevator and grabs George~!, and then walks out. He sees Rich sitting down at a table where a waiter is waiting on him. He walks over to the table is sitting in and pulls out a chair. He places George~! on it and then pulls out another chair. He sits down as the waiter looks at him peculiarly.
“What is that thing?” the waiter asks disgusted.
“His name’s George~! George~! - Waiter. Waiter - George~! Now that the introduction is out of the way,” he reaches and grabs George~!, raises George~! up, and nails the waiter over the head with him, “the eating shall begin.”
Rich bangs his fist down onto the table abruptly.
“You dolt!” he yells at the top of his lungs, “now we can’t get our breakfast! That was the waiter!”
“And.....”
“And..... we can’t get our food because he was supposed to take our order!”
“Oh.”
“Oh? OH?! Is that ALL you can say? Every time you do something wrong, you say, [i]‘Oh,’[/i] ” he pauses. “Is your vocabulary THAT limited?!”
“No,” Ken replies perplexed.
Rich sighs again as he rolls his eyes.
“I want to go find Ed!”
“Ed who?”
“NOVAK~!”
“Ed Novak? Hardcore Legend? Novak as in... the Novak in PCW? Novak as in... the one with Bob~! - who so totally kicked your ass in that Trick or Treat match?!”
Ken looks at him bewildered, “yes.... errr no. I mean yes! Wait, wait. Yeah.. yeah, that’s him!”
“Are you POSITIVE?”
“Yup.”
“Okay then. Where do you think he is?”
“Erm.... uh.... I don’t know,” he replies reluctantly, “I guess.... the PCW Headquarters?”
“I don’t know, you tell me,” he mocks Ken.
“ARRRRRRGH!! RICH, YOU KNOW I DON’T KNOW WHERE NOVAK IS! SO TELL ME!!” he shouts livid.
Rich tries to cover up a laugh with a cough, but doesn’t pull it off too well. He just sits there ignoring Ken, tapping his fingers on the table.
“YOU.... YOU.... YOU BI--”
Cutting Ken off, “what?!”
“Nothing!” Ken replies promptly.
“Okay, look. You want to find Novak, right?” Rich continues talking hastily, not allowing Ken to reply, “well I think I know a way to go find him. But, we can do that in a few minutes.”
“Okay Rich! Thanks man, you’re the best!” Ken says blissfully.
“Now.... what about our match against Symbiote?”
A puzzled expression overcomes Ken’s face.
“Who?”
“Onslot and Hybrid.”
“Who are they?”
“New NTICW super... well, I can’t call them superstars because they’re probably two jobbers... so two NTICW jobbers.”
“Oooooooooh. I know who you’re talking about now. Those two guys who live in the sewer or something, right?” Ken asks vaguely.
“Ummm... yeah, I believe so.”
“And you said we got a match against them?”
“Yeah - a tag match.”
“Oh. SA-WEEET MAN! Our first tag match together!”
Rich murmurs under his breath, “tell me about it.”
“So, what about them?”
“Duh! We have a match against them! What do you think about it?!” Rich asks in an angry tone.
“Oh, I think they’re jobbers. Short and sweet.”
Ken leans in to George~! and holds his hand up against his ear as if George~! were telling him something.
“George~! said I have a match against Epic for my Extreme title. Is that true?”
“First of all, George~! did not tell you anything. Second of all, I don’t baby sit your ass. Therefore, I do not keep up with what matches you have.”
“I take it you aren’t sure.”
“NO!” Rich yells, “I don’t CARE!”
“Oh, okay. Anyways, I’m glad you won the U.S. title at Halloween Bash two-kay-one! First, I beat everybody into a bloody pulp, including that one freaking wall!!” he continues, “and then I eliminated that little twerp who is STILL into Pokémon - Michael Jackson!”
“His name was Brett Jackson, stupid.”
“Oh, well, it doesn’t matter what his name is to me. ‘Cause before that, he and Epic both got to meet George~! up, close, and personal! Then, when it was down to me and that one big *BEEP* Jay Sylo, he felt Down Syndrome through the window, then Bob~! smacked me through the window on top of Jay Sylo - and that is how I became Extreme Champ.”
“I already know that,” Rich says boringly.
“Well, that is why I want to go find Novak and Bob~! I want to meet Bob~!’s manager, Novak, and Bob~! himself especially.”
“Ed isn’t Bob~!’s manager your moron,” he continues, “Bob~! is a steel chair that is Ed’s choice of weapon!”
“Are you calling me a LIAR?! ‘Cause I KNOW some inanimate object like that couldn’t kick my butt!”
“Keep dreaming, wonder boy,” Rich mumbles under his breath.
“So, can we go find Bob~! and Novak before our tag match?”
Ken leans into George~! once more.
“And before my Extreme title match against Epic, George~! wanted me to add,” he says eagerly.
“Bah~! I guess so,” Rich declares giving in.
Rich then stands up from the table and heads to a set of glass, double doors. As he exits through the double doors, Ken stands up from his chair grabbing George~! He begins to walk toward the double doors. As he passes by a beautiful, woman receptionist, he walks straight into the doors. He then peels his face off of the door and pushes it open. He sees Rich standing at a bus depot. He, not seeing the other set of double doors, begins to run to catch up to Rich. But unfortunately, he runs straight into the other set of doors and vaults backward. Ken springs forward back onto his feet charging at the doors swinging George~! around viciously. Then, all of a sudden, Ken connects against the glass and it shatters everywhere. This startles Rich causing him to turn back to see Ken stepping through the now glassless door with George~! in hand. He scurries over to Rich quickly.
“Man,” Ken begins to unbutton the Extreme title from around George~! as he continues, “did you see what George~! did to that door?!”
Ken puts the Extreme title around his waist backward as Rich sighs. The scene fades to black.
