Characters: Ken Kaze & Todd Sparrow

A door came into view as a camera panned in on it. After a few seconds, a hand knocked on the door. A few seconds later, the door opened and standing before the millions of fans at home was the Ambassador Champion, Ken Kaze! His welcoming smile quickly faded away as the camera panned over to reveal none other than Todd Sparrow.

"Well, well, well . . . if it isn’t our new champion. How you feel champ?" Sparrow said smugly, giving off a manipulative smile.

Ken, on the other hand, rolled his eyes and quickly responded with, "What do you want . . . Todd?"

Sparrow’s smile melted away as he stepped forward and flinched towards Kaze, who simply stood there like nothing happened. Sparrow stepped back and smiled once again as he went on.

"Well, I just wanted to congratulate you."

Kaze seemed surprised at those words as he seemed to drop his guard a bit, giving off a weak smile.

"Well, thank you, Sparrow."

"I just wanted to congratulate you on being a bigger fraud than Washington, D.C.’s own world class loser, Marian Barry! And just like Barry . . . I’m going to expose you with your pants down and show the world what a crazy crackhead you are."

"Are you saying you want to pull my pants down?!"

The fans in the arena erupted into cheers out of their boos after Kaze’s remark. Sparrow on the other hand flipped out and started to wave his arms around like someone just insulted his manhood . . . oh wait, someone just did.

"Are you hitting on me Todd?" Kaze asked, with a forced attempt not to laugh.

Sparrow on the other hand seemed baffled and besmirched. He began to yell "No!" forcefully, and inserted other words like "never" and "ever." Finally, Sparrow calmed and restrained himself as the Ambassador Champ laughed.

"No, you fool! I am talking about the fact your first title defense is against someone I beat a week ago! Fret is no worry and no challenge when the man standing before you just beat a seven foot tall GIANT! You should be facing me for the title and we all know it. I might be new around here, but my skills alone make me deserve the Triple Crown Championship! Well, since I’ll be taking care of that next week, I figured I’d start the ball rolling on your piece of gold as well. You see, Todd Sparrow is the embodiment of greatness, and sooner rather than later his name will be synonymous with Jolt and ALL of its title belts!"

The fans booed as a faint chant of "You suck!" started. Kaze, on the other hand, seemed confused. In fact, he looked like he was stuck on something Sparrow said. A long pause ensued between the two when finally Kaze pointed his finger and shook his head.

"Wait a second. Now, I know for a fact that Ruiner is only six-foot-ten!"

Sparrow’s eyes almost popped out of his head, as if he had just heard the dumbest thing in his life. He rubbed his hand over his face and shook his head as if saying "No, you idiot!"

"Did you hear anything I just f[BEEP!]king said?!"

"Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. Something about being great and wanting all the gold. Do you know the back problems that carrying around all of that weight would create?" Kaze said as Sparrow just started to laugh in frustration.

He took a long and deep sigh as Kaze just started to laugh.

"You just don’t get it, do you? You just won’t understand that I am going to single-handedly change the face of Jolt! You are nothing more than a stepping stone to me and I will walk all over you. Now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way, but either way I promise you that it ends with me taking that belt and making it mine!"

Ken began to point at Sparrow’s "trouser snake."

"Are you pointing at my trouser snake?!" Todd yelled in an obvious state of shock. "What the Hell? I didn’t know you were gay!"

Kaze simply shook his head.

"No, you cockamamie retard. I’m pointing at your belt. You came to my locker room, crying so hard about you wanting my belt, when you’re wearing one! Are you that stupid, Todd? Jesus, I guess you really are a birdbrain."

It was obvious Ken had struck a nerve, as Sparrow’s face cringed in frustration.

"You know what, Kaze? You’re just like Geo Vacton."

"That’s a good thing, then. Geodude is my main man, undoubtedly the best wrestler in the company."

"You’ll see," Sparrow muttered before turning his back on Kaze. "You’ll see." He balled up his fist and slammed it into his palm before storming down the corridor. He continued to mumble "You’ll see!" over and over again as he stalked through the backstage of the MCI Center.