"Aye'll eat your fecking hymen, lad! How dare ye tell me this bullshite. Aye fecking pinned Kenjiro Ito, damnit. Aye fecking ended Ito's Ice Age. ITO'S ICE AGE. THE REIGN OF TERROR, YE MOTHER FECKER WATCHING POWER RANGER RERUNS WHILE SNIFFING A COKE LINE WIDER THAN WHITNEY HOUSTON'S COOCH AND LONGER THAN MY COCK COMBINED! Me, me, <b>me</b>! Aye was the Ender of Ito's Ice Age. REMEMBER THAT -- FOREVER! AS LONG AS YOU LIVE. Aye was the only undefeated Ambassador Champion Jolt had . . . despite being the second and the last -- but that's not important!"

Ah, it was already a wonderful night in Sudbury, Ontario. For the audience received a completely random, yet spectacular rant from Ken Kaze over nothing too special at all. Despite the heated words and the obvious pent up rage behind ACW's Resident Moron, he wasn't arguing with anyone in particular. Matter of fact, one would have to wonder why his cranium hadn't yet exploded from stringing together those immensely complex lines. Complex in his case, at least. Or perhaps the obscenities emitted beyond the green, shamrock-emblazoned mask were merely symptoms from Tourette's syndrome. Either way, he was still a retard dragging George the trashcan down the corridor.

"Aye'll feck ye up, nekker!" he screamed, pointing at a random techie.

"What did you just call me, fucktard?" Ooooh, that random techie had a smart mouth on him, he did. Not like it mattered. He was talking to Ken Kaze of all people -- Immortal of the Idiots, Mastermind of the Morons, Juggernaut of the Jackasses . . . you get the point. 

"A FECKING NEKKER, YE BLACK PIECE OF GOBLIN SHITE! Don't feck with this Irish boyo, nekker. Aye'll fecking lynch ye with my CATASTROPHIC CRIMSON COCK. That's why they call me 'Katastrophic' Ken Kaze, nekker. KKK FOR LIFE!"

"But . . . I'm not even black . . ." The techie was just as confused as Kaze had been his entire life.

"Oh, ye shut the feck up, boyo," Kaze said, cocking George over his head.

<B>WHAM!</b>

And the techie dropped to the ground, blood drenching his hair immediately.

"Aye'm the fecking Ambassador around here. AYE'M SUPERHUMAN! Everyone bow the feck down."