Legal Stuff 'n' such Mystery Science Theatre 3000 & related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. all other characters and likenesses are owned by their respectable owners. Please don't sue me! I'm poorer than dirt! Ken's Notes: Hey, look! I'm doing that doubleheader lemon thing yet again! If you are under 18, it is my responsibility to tell you: don't read this! If you read this and get caught, don't blame me... I'll deny everything! MUHAHA! Ahem! Anyway, the boys are next. With that out of the way, here we gooo! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Last Time: Ken-Chan X: Hey, look. I'm very sorry that this happened! But, since we guys have to go next, I absolutely promise I'll suffer! Lara: You promise? Ken-Chan X: Yes. Lara: Well... all right! *lights and klaxons* Link: Oh, poopies! We've got Lemon Fanfic sign! *opening song* In the not to distant future, (Who cares just when!) A guy kidnaps some characters And decides just then... (Zoinks!) Knives: I'll send 'em cruddy fanfics! The worst that I can find! (Dominique, Zazie, Hoppered, Midvalley, Leonov, Caine: Lalala!) Then we'll see how long They keep their lil' minds (E.G. Mine, Monev, Chapel, Rai-Dei, Legato, Gray: Lalala!) Now remember, even Zelgadis can't control when the stories come. He's just gonna take another 'zac (... and maybe anot'r Tum!) MST'er ROLL CALL! Ken-Chan X!: (Wasaaabi!) Krillin!: (Huba!) Happosai!: (Watta Haul!) Wolfwood!: (Oh, lordy!) Kage Y!: (Encyclopedia!) Zelgadis!: (... ...!) Shadow!: (DON'T_call me_Squeaker!) Aaash!: (Finish him, Pikachu!) Vaaash!: (Love and Peace!) Link!: (Oh, Woofnab!) If you're asking how they eat 'n' breathe And, uh, other types of stuff, Calm yourself, put down that bottle 'o' Jolt, And kick back in the buff (eep!), For MST Ripoff 2K! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- (SOAP) *Door sequence: Door 6: Dogbone door. Opens automatically. Door 5: Satan is standing in front of you. He asks if you'll sell your soul if you don't have to watch the fanfic. You calmly say no and carry on. Door 4: It's The Rock! You ask him what his name is. Just as he's about to, you shout "It doesn't matter what your name is!" and run away giggling. Door 3: It's a drawbridge. It slowly opens, the rusty squeak slowly driving you insane. Door 2: It's a Gameboy Color with Dragon Warrior III. You play for a while (2 hours) before moving on. Door 1: It's a wall! Link take a bomb out of his malletspace and places it near the wall. It blasts open an opening. Seated left to right: Ash, Krillin, Link, Vash, Wolfwood, Ken-Chan X, Shadow, Happosai, Zelgadis and Kage Y.* >Kitty Love Ken-Chan X: I didn't know you had a lemon written about you? Shadow: I didn't. Ken-Chan X: Then who else could it be... Oh, no! >by Anonymous > >An awkward Trigun Fanfic. Vash & Wolfwood: *chanting* Pleasedon'tletitbeayaoific! Pleasedon'tletitbeayaoific! Please... >This comes from my love of catgirls, and from Vash's initial coolness. Vash: Normally, I'd be flattered... >Coincidentally, there is a character in Trigun called kuroneko, but it's just a >cat that makes a funny noise. Wolfwood: You don't mean Vash and the cat... EEW! Ash: Whoa! How kink-*zap!* Wolfwood: What are you talking about? That character is a GUY! Link: I think the cat's sex has been changed to accomodate this authors fetish with catgirls. Wolfwood: And that's supposed to make everything all better?! Link: no, I was just saying... >This is just for fun, so don't take it seriously. Shadow: Oh, but we will! >If you are offended by sexual scenes, please do not read on. This is basically >the Trigun universe with a new character thrown in. Vash: Yes. A character that does not belong! I don't exactly remember there being catpeople on the planet, do you? Wolfwood: Nope. >Complaints? Comments? Want to "hire" me to write your story? Ken-Chan X: Oh, I'm gonna "hire" someone alright... >Contact me @ janedoe99@hotmail.com Ash: So the author is a GIRL?! Zelgadis: Suddenly, I have the urge to puke... >---------------------- Ken-Chan X: Why must these fic writers tempt us with this joke? Happosai: Knickers live the easy life! Ken-Chan X: *sigh* Could someone hit him so that he makes sense again? *Link whacks Happosai over the head with the megaton hammer. Happosai: huh? What happened? >It was hot. Happosai: Saay... Are we watching a lemon? Ken-Chan X: Yes. Happosai: Goody! >The gunslinger had been wandering through the desert for some time now, with his >long, red coat unbuttoned to the middle of his chest, trying to allow some air >to get through. Krillin: But the fact that he was wearing black leather underneath didn't help much. >It had been a long while since he had come across a town. A city, a cowtown, a >podunk little hick village All: "Podunk"?! Ken-Chan X: Who uses the word "Podunk" these days? Kage Y: Well, the inhabitants of South Park... > -- anything would be good, as long as he could sit down, get a drink, and keep >the 60,000,000,000 Ash: Double >dollar price from being redeemed for a little while longer. Vash: Well, that WOULD help... If it wasn't for my dumb luck. >"At least I managed to rid myself of those two insurance girls," he said, Vash: HURRAY! >every step growing heavier as he trudged on. "Oh, wait," he thought out loud. >"If they were here, I wouldn't be talking to myself. Vash: What's wrong with touching myself? It helps me get things done. Zelgadis: Uh, Vash? You mean "Talking", don't you... Vash: Yes. I though that's what I said? Zelgadis: erm... never mind! >Oh, it's too hot today." Zelgadis: Obviously. >He moved on, spying something in the distance. It looked like a set of >bulildings, Ash: A set of what? >so he sped on, forgetting that he was overheated, and he sped towards the saloon >amongst the buildings. Ken-chan X: He then realized, too late, that it was all a mirage. He died from heat stroke. The end. >Inside the saloon, he noticed that there was little business on this day. There >were a few fans blowing from the corners of the room, and that offered a little >comfort as he sat down at a table. > >From behind the bar, a young girl with cat ears and white fur came towards him. Ken-Chan X: Can anyone see what's wrong with this picture? Wolfwood: Probably the fact that a) she's a catgirl and b) her name might be Kuroneko, which is japanese for "Black Cat" and her fur is WHITE? >The first thing he noticed was the pair of cut-off shorts Vash: That was the FIRST THING?! How about the fact that she's a bloomin' catgirl?! >that showed all of her furry legs, down to her thong sandals. Then, he noticed >her thin, light blue tee shirt, sleeves rolled up to her shoulders, and the >bottom barely touching the top of her shorts. Ash: Whoa! Talk about accurate descriptions! *zap!* >Her medium-large breasts fought against the constraints that the shirt offered, >and they bounced slightly when she walked. Ash: Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! *ZAP!* OOW! >"What do you want?" Vash: Out of this fic! >she asked in a cute, slightly seductive voice, All: Natch... >giggling from nervousness as she looked down at the handsome man before her. >"Special today is a whiskey shot. Soup of the day is chicken noodle. Do you >know what you want, or should I come back?" Ash: *Vash, seductive* The only thing I want is to eat y-*ZAP!* OWW! *WHAM!* >Vash removed his sunglasses, setting them down on the table. >"Whiskey sounds good, but put it in a big glass with lots of ice," Vash said, >wiping some sweat from his forehead. >"I guess I can do that," the girl waitress replied, scratching her head. "Do >you need anything else?" >"Is there anywhere to stay in town?" >"Upstairs." >"Single beds?" >"Double, I think." >"HBO?" >"Only on weekends." >"Meet me at 7?" >"What?!?" >"I'm asking you on a date." >"I work till 8." >"Eight then?" >"Eight thirty. I have to go home afterwards." Link: SUPER! Ash: FLIRTING! Zelgadis: DIALOGUE! Ken-Chan X: ACTION! >"Whiskey." >"Oh, right!" The girl hopped back to the bar, fixing the drink. She wiped the >bottom of the glass and set it down on the table in front of Vash, who was >working busily on a crossword puzzle. "You're not trying to get into my pants, >are you?" cat asked, raising an eyebrow. Vash: No. But the way your dressed doesn't make it easy... >"No," Vash said. "I'm just a lonely man in need of some company," he said, >flashing a winning smile. >"Whatever. Enjoy your drink. I'll see you at eight thirty." >She headed back to the bar, and Vash didn't see her again, as he worked on his >crossword puzzle. > >Vash sat up in his bed, responding to the knock at the door. Ash: Ummm... Transition anyone? >"Who could it be at this hour?" he asked himself, Vash: Could it possibly be our date, story me? >opening the door. In front of him, he saw the young girl from the bar. She was >wearing a knee-length sun dress of pink, with a white hat. In her hands, she >held a small purse, and on her feet were small, flat, white shoes. Wolfwood; Well, at least she's dressed a little better... >"Oh," Vash said, scratching his head in embarassment. "Our date. Yeah. Well, >where is there to go in town?" >"Ummm ... nowhere," she replied. Then, she opened up her purse, pulling out a Ken-chan X: Condom? Kage Y: Gun? Happosai: Diaphragm? >bottle of bourbon. "I thought we'd have some fun here." Then, she pulled out a >deck of playing cards. "Five card stud. We'll think of something to bet later. >Come on!" >They both sat on either side of the bed, and she dealt her cards out on the >bedspread. >"My shoe against your sunglasses," she said, looking at her cards. >"I need two," Vash said, throwing two of his cards down. >"I'll be taking three." She threw two cards at him, and took three to replace >her discarded ones. >"Raise you a glove." >"I'll see your glove with my other shoe. I'll raise you my hat." >"I'll see your hat with my boot, and I call." >"Two pair, threes and aces." >"Three kings." >"Dammit!" She removed her shoes and hat and threw them at him. Ash: ...and knocked him out. She then stole his wallet and ran off, laughing! >Then, she dealt some more cards. "Bidding starts at my necklace for ... " >"My glove." >"Okay, ... you want three?" >"Yes." >"I'll take one." >"I'll raise you my pants." All: Saay... >"I'll see your pants with my slip, and raise you ... my dress." All: SAAY! >"I'll see your dress with my coat. Show em." >"Four of a kind, twos." >"You're a good dealer. Four of a kind, threes." >She growled, pulling off her dress and slip and necklace, and placing them in >front of him. Now left in only her underwear, she stopped. >"Let's bet something else." >"If you win, I'll give you a kiss," Vash said, smiling deviously. Krillin: Vash, you old so and so! Vash: Believe me. This isn't my style... much. Besides, I don't sleep with animal hybrids. Shadow: And what the heck is wrong with animal hybrids? >"What do *I* get out of that?" the cat-girl asked, dealing the cards. >"One card." >"I'll take two. What do you have?" >"An ace," Vash replied, showing his cards. >"Two twos," the girl said, throwing hers down. >Vash leaned forward, climbing across the bed, and fell down, his head resting in >her lap. Ash: *ZAP!* ow. >He looked up into her face and smiled. >"Are you sure you're not trying to get into my pants?" Ash: But, she's not wearing any pan-*WHAM!* *ZAP!* >"What's your name?" Krillin: Way to change the subject, dude! Ken-Chan X: Tell me, Vash: Why do you suppose you waited until you were seconds away from boinking her before asking her name? Vash: Because this is just a story, and the author doesn't know me. >"Kuroneko. What's yours?" >"Vash the Stampede." >"You that guy from the poster?" >"Yes," Vash said, his face glowing red. Vash: Now, this is the part of the story where she has sex with me to distract me so that the bounty hunters can find me. Link: Ya think? >"Well, at least I can tell someone that I made love with a wanted criminal," >Kuroneko said, leaning over towards Vash's face. Her lips pressed against his, >and they kissed for a long, long time. >"You sure?" Vash asked, sitting up. Wolfwood: My. For someone who was cautious of people entering her pants, she sure turned promiscuous in a hurry! >"I've only done this once before. I might as well do it again." Wolfwood: No, you don't. >Vash smiled, pulling off his coat. When he was wearing nothing but his boots and >pants, Kuroneko gasped at all of the "replacement parts" on Vash's body. Vash: Hmmm... The only replacement parts I know of is my left arm and that metal mesh that's screwed onto my chest and back... >Then, ignoring it, she reached up to kiss him again. "Oh, it's so big!" she >gasped, All: '.' >reaching down to Vash's waist. She pulled up his gun, admiring the shininess of >it. All: 0.0 >"Have you ever killed someone with it?" All: 0__0 Zelgadis: umm, I think she was actually talking about his gun... Kage Y: We know. I just enjoy making faces! >"Oh, er ... uh," Vash said, taking it from her hands. "Why don't we just do >this." He pushed Kuroneko back onto the bed, leaning over her. Then, hooking his >fingers in the straps of her bra, he pulled the straps down, sliding the bra >down off of her soft, fuzzy breasts. He ran his hands across them, enjoying the >feel of her fur against his skin, and searching for her nipples. Link: So, Vash. Into hairy women? Vash: Hey! At least I'm not being lusted after by a tree! Link: Touche... >When he found them, he rubbed them with his hands, making them hard with his >touch. Then, he covered her mouth with his, exploring her mouth with his tongue. >"I'm ready. Let's go," Kuroneko said, wrapping her hands around Vash's neck. >"Lust, love, what's the difference as long as it feels good, right?" Wolfwood: Wrong! >Vash smiled, moving into the corner to completely disrobe. >Meanwhile, cat pulled the covers over her, turning away from him as he slipped >into the bed beside her. He lifted the sheets slightly, climbing on top of the >cat-girl, and kissed her again. As the blonde man kissed her, Kuroneko felt his >manhood pressing into her. She moved her legs apart from each other slightly, >rubbing her feet against Vash's calves. >"Hurry, Vash. I have to be home before 10." Vash: Never heard THAT before... Usually girls are into it lasting a while... >Suddenly, Vash thrust into Kuroneko's tightness, filling every inch of her small >hole, and thrusting further to gain more access. Ken-Chan X: urg! The wrongness! *faints* >"Oh Vash!" Kuroneko groaned, matching the rhythms given to her by the man on >top. She gasped, feeling an orgasm coming on as he thrust. She gave a silent >scream, waves of orgasm crashing over her. Krillin: Uh, Mr. Knives? Ken just fainted. Could you please send a bucket of water? Or some smelling salts? Knives: *Over speaker* Very well. Here! *A bucket materializes in an empty seat.* Krillin: Okay! *Grabs bucket and splashes Ken with it. Ken doesn't come to, but Legato's music starts playing on the loudspeaker.* Umm... He hasn't come to. Knives: *over speaker* Don't worry! He'll come to eventually! (Heh heh!) >Still, Vash thrust on, trying to come to his climax. He finally came, throwing >the covers from his back, and grasping the girl's legs tightly, pulling her >further onto his manhood, Shadow: This is just wrong... And I'm a catperson! Vash: You're not the only one who feels that way! >releasing into her with all his might. >Kuroneko was sent into another orgasm, and she panted, the gunslinger falling >down on her. Ash: "Gunslinger", eh? *WHAM! BAM! A LOO BAM! A WHAM BAM BOOM!* Ow... *ZAP!* >"Well, that was a nice date," she sighed, reaching for her clothes. "I really >need to be home before 10." >"Wait! Will I ever see you again?" Vash said, reaching after her. >"Uh ... yeah ...," she replied, pulling her dress on quickly. Krillin: *Kuroneko* In every freakin' episode! As a guy cat! Always saying "MYAOW!"! *Ken finally comes to. He gets up and its in his chair. Legato's music is still playing.* >"THE HUMAN TYPHOON!" a voice called through the door. "I know you're here!" >Suddenly, bullets tore through the wall. Kuroneko flew down to the ground, >hiding under the bed while Vash, still putting on his undergarments, held the >nightstand in front of himself. Krillin: Never a dull moment, eh Vash? Vash: Nope. >When the two finally peered out again, the wall was complely gone from the front >and the back. >"I thought it seemed drafty in here," Vash said, handing Kuroneko her shoes. >"Would it be alright if we never saw each other again and I just ran the hell >outta here?" >"It's okay. I don't get attached," Kuroneko replied. "I don't want to get SHOT >either." >With that remark, she took her stuff and went down the stairs, where she was >promptly fired. Ash: For what? I thought her shift was over? >Vash exited later, a large group of people following him as he ran into the >distance, trying to figure out where he was going to go from here. Krillin: Well, that's over. How do you feel, Ken? Evil Ken: Do you realize that I could crush everyone in this theatre? The power of death is intoxicating. Krillin: er... right. >Legal Stuff: Ash: Read: the opposite of the stuff that happened in the previous fic. >Dragon Ball Z was created by Akira Toriyama. This is a Lemon Fanfic based on >his writings. Krillin: NOOOO! Evil Ken: I could put you out of your misery if you'd like... >WARNING! This story contains LOTS of graphic sexual scenes! Do not read if you >are the weak of heart! Zelgadis: Aww, cripes! None of us has weak hearts! Evil Ken: I could rip your hearts out. You want me to? Not that you really have a choice... Zelgadis: No, no. It's okay. Vash: You know, Ken is starting to remind me of someone... Legato. Wolfwood: Me too... If only for the fact that Legato has obviously not drowned... yet. Happosai: uh, guys? I hate to break it to you, but there is a way... Wolfwood: There is? What do you mean? Happosai: Well, In the Ranma series, Akane fell into a pool that was not yet cursed. She didn't drown, but the pool became cursed so that "Whoever fall in spring take body of Akane." yadda yadda yadda. Vash: So you mean... Happosai: yep! Wolfwood & Vash: Oh, poopies! >Fanfic by: Majin Vegeta Krillin: Well, not bad for a guy that was being mind controlled... How was he still able to write a fanfic? Link: Anything can happen, eh, Krillin. Krillin: uh huh. >After the defeat of the powerful Saiyajins Vegeta and Nappa... Bulma, Krillin, >and Gohan had decided to seek out the Dragon Balls on Planet Namek to wish thier >friends back who died fighting for Earth. > >"Krillin, why do you have to be such a klutz?!" screamed Bulma as she looked at >the mess the short, bald monk made by accidently tripping over her cosmetics >bag. Zelgadis: Smooth move, exlax! Krillin: Wasn't me! >"S...sorry Bulma!" apologized Krillin. He was scared to death. Even though Bulma >was just an ordanary human with no fighting power whatsoever, her fits of anger >struck terror in his heart. Krillin: Yes, indeedy do... brrr... Link: Next to Chichi, however... >'Man, I'd rather fight ten Vegetas than have to listen to this,' thought Krillin >to himself, Krillin: No, I wouldn't. I don't have a deathwish. Evil Ken: You don't?! Krillin: No. Besides, Bulma would enjoy ten Vegetas... Ash: That's something I never understood. Bulma marries him and has Trunks... Lara: *Over loudspeaker* Oh, Trunks! ^^-<3<3 Ash: And, she seems to forget that he was a megalomaniacal bastard bent on killing people. Krillin: Well, I easily beat Bulma by marrying an android and having a freaking DAUGHTER with her! Ash: Dude! Now, that's just wrong! >trying to block out all the shouting. >Gohan looked on in silence. 'Maybe...I should say something. Bulma gets mad at >him for every little thing...'pondered the youth. Raising his wits, Ash: His "Wits", eh? *ZAP!* >Gohan made the most serious expression of his face that he could manage. "That's >enough!" he shouted. >Krillin and Bulma turned around in shock. Gohan was usually very timid and >didn't get angry except at his enemies. Krillin: Very true... Link: You know what was funny? In the first DBZ movie were Gohan was peeing on yo-*WHAM!* Krillin: Never. Mention. That. Again. >"Quit this arguing! If we don't work together we'll never be able to wish >Mr. Piccolo back!" growled Son Gohan. >Bulma's face twisted with anger. "Listen you little pipsqueak! You stay out of >this!" she retorted. Gohan brushed off her verbal assault by giving her the >finger and heading to the back of the ship. All: WHOA! >Krillin was shocked beyond belief. Krillin: You gotta get better control over that Pikachu of yours, Ash. Ash: Gimmee your hand for a sec... *grabs Krillin's hand* Sex! *ZAP!* >'Man, what's gotten into Gohan?! I don't think Goku or Chi Chi taught him to do >that,' thought Krillin worredly. > >"Oh great, Krillin," grumbled Bulma. "Chi Chi will be dying to hear of the tips >you gave him." >"ME?!" argued Krillin. "Yes, you! I certainly didn't teach him that and you >know full well that Chi Chi wouldn't allow Gohan to use that finger!" replied >Bulma, turning away and sitting in the captain's chair. Vash: Maybe it was Piccolo? Krillin: Nah! Piccolo's jaded, but not THAT jaded. >"Man, what did I do to deserve this?" mumbled Krillin as he went to the back >with Gohan. All: Saay... >"Krillin, why do you put up with Bulma? I mean you should be nice to women and >all but she's just down right evil!" stated the youthful saiyajin. *general Concensous* >Krillin nodded. "Well Gohan, it's just that...ah...well Bulma...I...er, um, kind >of...like her?" Vash: Vegeta will NOT be pleased! >"You're kidding me!!" cried Gohan in surprise. Krillin quickly put a hand over >his friend's mouth. "SHHH!! If she finds out, she'll kill me!" whispered >Krillin. Wolfwood: Not to mention what Vegeta's gonna do to you... Krillin: They weren't together then, you fool! >"How can she kill you? Her power level is about what? Five? Yours is much higher >than hers," remarked Gohan. Then it donned on Krillin. "Hey, you're right, >Gohan! Even after all this time, I never thought about it!" gleefully cheered >the bald fighter. Krillin: HEY! I'm not bald... I'm follically challenged! Ash: In other words, you're bald! Krillin: Grrr... Evil Ken: I could kill him for you. >"Listen up, Gohan...how about we teach Bulma a lesson?" >Gohan smiled and laughed, "Okay Krillin! What did you have in mind? A whoopie >cushon in the pilot seat? I have a Vegeta costume that I picked up from the >novelty shop. Ash: Whoa! Now THAT'S kin-*ZAP!* *WHAM!* *CRUNCH!* owie! >We could scare..." > >Krillin quickly shook his head. "Not something like that. I want to hit her >where it hurts!" All: '.' >Gohan's eyes opened wide. "Krillin! You can't hit Bulma! She would never survive >it!" >Krillin slapped his forhead and sighed, "That was an expression, Gohan. Now >listen up, here's the plan..." > >-THAT NIGHT- All: Bum bum buuum! >Bulma slept soundly on her cot. She was dreaming of her boyfriend Yamcha...and >even though he was a big goof-off, she still loved him. >"Mmm....Yamcha......" groaned Bulma, unaware that two shadowy figures approached >her cot stealthfully. Ash: OH NO! Dark Shadowy Figure has reproduced! >Hearing a muffled laugh, Bulma opened her eyes just in time for powerful hands >to grab her wrists and ankles. The hot-headed beauty tried to scream but one >hand moved from her ankle and covered her mouth. >"Psst! Hey, don't cover her mouth! It's not like anyone can hear her!" came a >muffled voice. >Gohan removed his hand and placed it back on her ankle while Krillin looked up >and down her body in the darkness. "Mmm...look at that. That's grade-A material >right there!" growled the bald one as he slightly drooled out of the side of his >mouth. Link: Damn, Krillin! You're such a pervert! Krillin: Yeah. So? I've ALWAYS been. Link: oh. right. sorry. >"Hey buster! Who are you?!" demanded Bulma, Happosai: Who else could it be? >struggling vainly against her captors' grips. Ash: Hey! Leave Sakura and Li out of this! wolfwood: That, dear audience, was a lame attempt at a "Card Captor Sakura" ref. >"KRILLIN!!! GOHAN!!!! HELP ME!!!" screamed the girl, panic stricken. "But Bulma >we're right here!" said Gohan, his hand running up her leg and pulling at the >wasteband of her space suit. Krillin: WHAT spacesuit? We were never wearing spacesuits... >"G...Gohan? Then that means...mmph?!" stammered Bulma, a fearful look in her >eyes as Krillin shoved his mouth against hers, probing it with his tongue as his >hands roughly squeezed her wrists. >"Are you ready Gohan?" asked Krillin, bringing his mouth up, a trail of saliva >leading from the tip of his tongue to Bulma's. The youth nodded his head and >yanked Bulma's pants all the way off. Then he ran both handsup her sexy legs, >relishing in the smoothness of her flushed thighs. Vash: How is a twelve year old getting so turned on by legs? Ash: Well, I'm twelve. Vash: ah, yes... >Krillin in the meantime ripped of Bulma's top along with her bra and began to >rub her tits with his strong hands. Bulma tried to fight them off but she was >obviously no match for trained fighters. Kage Y: duh! >Bulma gasped as Gohan pressed his fingers into her pantie-covered Vash: Wouldn't that be "Panty-covered"? Evil Ken: Yes. >cunt and began stretching her panties in. Beads of sweat began trickling off >Bulma's brow as Krillin ran his tongue all over her pink nipples, causing them >to stand at attention. He then began devouring her tits, Krillin: Mmm... Tastes just like chicken! >sucking hotly on the warm sweet flesh while his hands played with her flat >tummy. >Bulma let out a little sqeak as Gohan ripped her panties off and shoved three >stubby fingers into her pussy. All: O__O >"Gohan, let's give Bulma a taste of the real thing," said Krillin, dropping his >pants. Gohan got the idea and pulled off his entire outfit. >"Don't fuck her vagina. I have something special planned for that area," Happosai: b-b-But the story version of Krillin just said... Kage Y: Just let it go, Happosai. Let it go. >instructed the monk. "Then what do I do?" asked Gohan, puzzled. "Simple, Gohan! >Just shove that pole in her ass!" laughed the hentai little man. Ash: So, Happosai just teleported into the fic? Happosai: yeah... HEY! >"NO! Not the ass! Please! Yamcha tried to do it once and I told him to stop. It >hurts so much!" pleaded Bulma, tears welling up in her eyes. >"Shut up, bitch!" growled Krillin. "Or do you want me to shove a Kamehameha up >your cunt?!" All: Ouch! Evil Ken: *grin* >That made Bulma stay quiet. She relaxed her muscles but she still trembled in >fear. >"Good girl," grunted Krillin as he rubbed his stiff 8 inches against Bulma's >mouth. All: Eight... INCHES? Krillin: I like to lie about my size, but not THAT much! >"Since you're always talking, your mouth has plenty of exercise so this should >be one hell of a blowjob. Now take it, slut!" > >Bulma whimpered and opened her mouth, licking the piss hole with her pink >tongue. Despite the horrible situation she was in, Bulma loved sucking on hard >dicks. And although Krillin was short, his cock sure wasn't! Kage Y: man, Krillin... You must have a lot of blood in that little body of yours... >"Mmmph...slurp..." Bulma began sucking on the tip of Krillin's stiff member, >causing the fighter to let out a short moan of pleasure. Then to Krillin's >surprise, she grabbed his rock hard member and began taking more and more of it >into her hot mouth. Krilling gasped, looking down as Bulma's pretty lips were >wrapped around his throbbing tool. Ash: Why must it always be throbbing? Kage Y: Must be all that bloodflow. >Then Bulma's eyes opened wide and she screamed into Krillin's penis. Ash: A hummer, eh? *ZAP!* Happosai: How do you know about that? Ash: Can't say. *grin* >Puzzled, Krillin looked over at Gohan and smiled as Gohan shoved his thick cock >passed Bulma's rosebud and into her virgin ass. >Then Gohan and Krillin grabbed Bulma, placed her on the floor (dicks still in >place) in a doggy-style position. Krillin grabbed Bulma by her blue hair Evil Ken: Wasn't it green? >and began to move his manhood in and out of her sucking mouth, her tongue moving >madly around his meat while she took it up the ass. >Gohan loved the sensation of fucking her ass. 'It's too bad that I live in some >dumb forest with no women around...' Gohan thought as he pumped Bulma's tight >ass, her butt cheeks slamming back against him as she began a rhythm with >blowing Krillin while Gohan buttfucked her. Gohan then got a perverted idea of >what he should do to his mother when he got back as a "welcome home present". All: OH GOD, NO! Evil Ken: Even I hate that idea! I'm gonna be violently ill... >Snickering to himself, Gohan grabbed Bulma's ass, spread it wide, and started >slamming his dick deeper and deeper into Bulma's buttery asshole. Kage Y: Must have joined in with Mamoru and Usagi... >Bulma was in pure pain. Her butt was sore and her mouth was getting tired. She >had never sucked off someone with as high a power level as Krillin. She began >to wonder how it would be like to be fucked by Goku. Krillin: And for those who are curious, read "Goku's Honeymoon". >'Chi Chi must have one wild ride...' she thought but shook off the image in her >mind. 'What am I thinking?! Am I losing it?' wondered the spoiled young woman. >Her thoughts were interrupted when she felt something huge enter her vagina. >Gasping for breath as she deep-throated Krillin, Bulma looked down and opened >her eyes wide in horror. Gohan had plunged his entire fist into her cunt and >was moving it in and out rapidly. >Krillin then pulled out, climbed under Bulma, and said, "Keep sucking Bulma or >I'll have Gohan use his Masenko up your hot little ass." All: Ouch! Evil Ken: *grin* >She quickly obliged, taking gulp after gulp of Krillin's cock into her mouth. >The thought of being ripped apart by a ki blast was something she did not want >to experience. >"Ahhh...good bitch," growled Krillin as he reached up with his tongue and began >to lick at Bulma's throbbing clit. >"Mmmm..." moaned Bulma invoulentarily. She hated herself for that. She silently >cursed her body for being so slutty. A firey desire from deep within responded >by telling her to 'just go with it because there's no way out'. Bulma closed >her eyes briefly, then reopened them as Gohan pulled out and licked the girl >cum off his fingers. >"Hey Gohan, let me give it a taste," begged Krillin. Gohan nodded and pushed >two gooey fingers into Krillin's mouth. He sucked them dry then tickled >Gohan's balls in thanks. *all look at Krillin* Krillin: IT WAS NOT ME! >Gohan liked the sensation and told Krillin to do it again. This time, the bald >headed monk took his best friends' son's balls in his warm hand and began >fondling them. All: eew... wrongness... >Gohan closed his eyes as his prick shoved in and out of Bulma's ass faster and >faster. >'What are they doing back there?' asked Bulma to herself as she took Krillin's >prick from her mouth and began licking the base. Then she quickly spied down >and saw something which made her jaw drop. >Krillin was still fingering her clit all right, but his mouth was sucking on >Gohan's thick balls. "What the fuck?!" exclaimed Bulma Wolfwood: Our sentiments exactly! >as the two fighters stopped what they were doing and looked at her. >"Boys boys...if you really want to, do it right!" exclaimed Bulma, high on sex >as she climbed away from Krillin and squatted, spreading her legs and revealing >her blue muff. Link: Wouldn't it be green? >"Krillin, clean Gohan up!" ordered Bulma, looking at Gohan's shit-covered dick. >"B...but Bulma..." protested Krillin but he sighed and took hold of Gohan's >prick and began to suck on the head. All: AUGH! *go to seperate corners of the room and throw up* >"Oh yeah Krillin! MMMM!" groaned Gohan, as he thrusted his hips in the air, >rapidly fucking his friend's mouth. >Bulma snaked up beside them, rubbing Krillin's cock. "How about we get the real >party started?" asked Bulma devilishly. >The two martial artists looked at eachother, Kage Y: Wasn't he in that Pokemon Romance fic? >exchanged grins, and pounced onto Bulma, roughly squeezing her tits and running >thier hands all over her naked body. >Bulma closed her eyes, enjoying the sensations Krillin and Gohan were giving >her. Krillin suddenly stood up and ran to the back of the room. Gohan was too >busy toying with Bulma's rock-hard nipples, licking at the tips, making the girl >below him coo in delight. >"Hey Gohan, I have it," came Krillin's voice as he walked back to the sex scene. >Bulma looked up curiously but she couldn't see anything in the dim light. >She then felt Krillin's fingers rubbing something hot onto her sweet pussy lips. >"What are you doing?" asked she, but she got no reply. >Then she felt a tingling hot sensation in her privates, soothingly running all >throughout her body. "OHH!" gasped Bulma as her body felt hot and pleasant all >over. >"Krillin, what is that stuff?" asked the confused Gohan. "Just something I >borrowed from Master Roshi," replied Krillin, rubbing more cream into Bulma's >vagina. "It's supposed to increase a woman's sexual pleasure ten times with >just a little dab! Krillin: WHOA! When did he get that? >Heh heh. But as you can see, I'm going to give this mean bitch the time of her >life...by slightly exceeding the dosage," chuckled the monk as he shoved his >cream coated fingers into Bulma's snatch. Link: Now, THAT could be dangerous! >"Ahh ahh ahh..." panted the lust crazed woman as she squeezed her own tits with >her small hands. >Gohan then took some cream in his hand and proceeded to rub it onto Bulma's flat >tummy, then her shapely hips and thighs, then under her arms, then over her >tits, and finally down her back and to her hot ass - his finger circling her >rectum. >"Now watch this, Gohan!" announced Krillin as he shoved his entire length deep >into Bulma's quivering pussy. "YAAAAHHHH!!!!!!" screamed Bulma as she was >racked with an overwhelming orgasm - her body thrashing up and down as she >came. Krillin: *Jimbo* Rectum? Damn near killed 'im! >The young Saiyajin quickly put his mouth under her cunt, drinking the warm flow >of Bulma's nectar. >Krillin readied himself and started slamming his dick in and out of his helpless >victim's twat. >Excited by this and needing relief, Gohan straddled Bulma's stomach and stuck >his 8 1/2 inch pole between Bulma's jiggling tits. All: E-eight and a half?! >The helpless girl got the idea and squeezed her globes together, as her little >warrior began fucking her tits. "Mmm....man Bulma, I didn't know you were this >hot!" complimented Gohan as Bulma licked the tip of his hard dick every time it >got close enough. The young woman smiled sexily and squeezed Krillin's cock with >her decently strong vaginal muscles. >Krillin's head was covered in sweat. Ash: Which head? *ZAP!* >He had already disgarded his top and was as nude as Gohan and Bulma. Reaching >up, Krillin felt around Gohan's ass, causing goosebumps to break out all over >his friend. >"Gohan...let me show you how a horny fucking slut like me does to big thick >cocks like yours," purred Bulma as Gohan dismounted and leaned his tool above >Bulma's face. She reached out with her tongue and began immediately licking up >and down Gohan's shaft - coating it in her saliva. >"Ow! God damn it Krillin!" growled Bulma as she looked up and saw the horny >monk shove Bulma's trusty 12 inch dildo All: TWELVE INCH DILDO?! >(she never leaves on a vacation without it) into her unlubricated asshole. >"Shut up Bulma," stated Gohan as he slapped her across the face with his dick. >Hurt but still horny, Bulma took the entire length in and began sucking and >licking wantonly on the thick rod. >Meanwhile, Krillin was having a blast. One hand palmed Bulma's tits while the >other pumped the dildo in and out of her butt. And to top it off his cock was >ramming back into the tightest, juiciest cunt he'd ever fucked. Krillin: It would be the ONLY one... if this actually happened! >"Uhh...Bulma...I'm gonna...I...I.." stammed Gohan, his balls tightening. >"Gohan! Let's give her all we've got!" shouted Krillin as he powered up to his >maximum power level. Gohan did the same, a glow of raw energy surrounding him. >Bulma screamed in her mind as a cock pistoned in and out of her cunt while the >other in and out of her mouth. Link: The friction would kill her. >Bulma's body shook as she came again and again - having multiple violent orgasms >as Gohan leaned down to rub her titties and Krillin, leaving the dildo inside >her ass, began to pull and pinch at her clit while his dick rammed in and out at >blinding speed. >Then like two gigantic waterfalls, Gohan and Krillin came - shooting thier >white sticky cum inside her holes. Bulma gladly drank up Gohan's cum. There was >so much that it overflowed from her mouth down her neck. >Krillin shot a few loads into Bulma's tight cunt, breathing a sigh of >satisfaction as his fluids mixed with hers. Then to complete everything, the >monk pulled out and blew the rest of his load onto Bulma's tits which She >immediately began rubbing into them as she came again. >Bulma was in bliss...she couldn't believe what was happening. Never before had >she felt so much joy...so much pleasure...so much........* Ash: Friction. >"Bulma! Hey Bulma!" shouted Gohan, gently pushing her shoulder. Bulma slowly >opened her eyes and looked around. "What...what's going on?" moaned Bulma, >rubbing her head. >"We had some trouble back there with a meteorite but we're a-okay now," >announced Krillin, walking from the back of the ship. >"I had the strangest dream..." began Bulma but nobody seemed to pay attention. >"Bulma, we made it!" shouted Gohan in joy. >Bulma looked at the monitor and yes it was true - Planet Namek was almost within >orbiting range. >"I'll make last minute preperations for landing. You guys gather our >equipment!" ordered Bulma. The two warriors nodded and left the main bridge >area. >As Bulma inputted the rest of the commands, something rolled out from the >shadows and bumped her foot, causing her to jump in surprise. >Curiously, Bulma picked up the mysterious object and gasped as she held the 12 >inch dildo...and it was a mess. Link: *Hitomi form Escaflowne* Was it all a dream? Ash: or was it? All: Boo wee Oo Oo... > >-Next time on Dragon Ball Z, Krillin and Gohan sense an evil force on planet >Namek as Vegeta arrives! But there is an even more powerful being who has a >fondness for sexual torture. Krillin: A side of Freeza we never saw? God, I hope not! >What will happen? Evil Ken: Umm... lots of sexual torture? >Find out next time!= All: On Dragon... Ball... Z!!! *Doors open and they leave. Ken gets splashed with hot water as he leaves. He returns to normal and Legato's music stops.* --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (SOAP Control Room) Ken-Chan X: Man, that was one of the worst experiences of my life! Even if I was evil... Ash: I hear ya, man! *Lara and the other girls enter* Lara: Wow. Ken sure seems mighty low... Link: Yeah, well, YOU didn't have to be in the theatre with him... Lara: Whatever do you mean? Ah, well. Never mind! I know how to cheer him up... WATER BALLOON FIGHT! Krillin: LARA! NO! *Lara throws a balloon at Ken and...* Evil Ken: Moohaha! Krillin: er... See you next time... hopefully... FWOOSH! ================================================================================ Season One: episode 1-13 Season Two: episode 14: SLAYERS IDIOTIC: A Parody Prequel episode 15: The Belmont Anime Geek Table Squad vs Evangelion, Macross and Gundam episode 16: Project A-ko vs. Sailor Moon episode 17: Slayers Idiotic II: NAGA'S REALLY BIG RETURN episode 18: Slayers Idiotic III: LINA IN SPACE episode 19: Slayers Idiotic IV: Lina Versus Gourry! episode 20: The Ranma Group Spends a Week At Belmont episode 21: FINAL CONFRONTATION: Slayers Idiotic V episode 22: Pokemon: Two guys, A girl, and a Pikachu episode 23: REENIE'S REAL 7TH BIRTHDAY. . .AND SERENA'S SWEET 16TH episode 24: Doubleheader: Pokesex & "At the Carrot Patch" episode 25: Doubleheader: Kitty Love & DBZ Lemon Quote o' the Day: >Complaints? Comments? Want to "hire" me to write your story? 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