Legal Stuff 'n' such Mystery Science Theatre 3000 & related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. all other characters and likenesses are owned by their respectable owners. Please don't sue me! I'm poorer than dirt! Ken's Notes: YAAY! The final part of the series! Now you can go back to your normal, everyday lives. Well... maybe... With that out of the way, here we gooo! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Last Time: Link: It's things like this that makes me wonder where Legato's getting all this stuff... Ash: I have an ominous feeling that we'll find out soon enough! FWOOSH! (Dark Place) *Legato is sitting on a huge sofa, playing Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages.* Legato: Sweet! There's a secret set of stairs under this stump! What? "Thank you for paying to fix my door!"? Your wel-HEY! *Dan enters the room. The Gameboy glances off the wall, barely missing his head.* Dan: umm, I see I might have come at a wrong time..." *Starts to leave* Legato: Oh, it's quite alright. What is it you want? Dan: Well, I found part five of Slayers Insanity, as well as that Misty and Ash Romance fic... Legato: I see... Where did you find them? Dan: Well, I looked in everyone's rooms, even yours. But is wasn't there, so I checked my dufflebag and found it! On the plus side, everyone's rooms are tidy now! Legato: That's just super. Dan: I thought so... Oh, I also found this! *Holds up a magazine with Knives on the cover, totally nude... except for Kuroneko-sama covering his naughty bits.* Legato: What the... GIMMEE THAT! *Snatches it away from Dan and immediately flings Dan out of the room mentally.* Now they will suffer... *opening song* In the not to distant future, (Who cares just when!) A guy kidnaps some characters And decides just then... (Zoinks!) Legato: I'll send 'em cruddy fanfics. The worst that I can find. (DSF Slime, Miko, Dan, Nakoruru & Rezo:Lalala!) Then we'll see how long They keep their lil' minds (Neko, Dubimon, Team Rocket: Lalala!) Now remember, even Zelgadis can't control when the stories come. He's just gonna take another 'zac (... and maybe anot'r Tum!) MST'er ROLL CALL! Krillin!: (Huba!) Happosai!: (Watta Haul!) Akurei!: (Suffer, Bill Gates!) Tenshi!: (You are forgiven!) Wolfwood!: (Oh, lordy!) If you're asking how they eat 'n' breathe And, uh, other types of stuff, Calm yourself, put down that bottle 'o' Jolt, And kick back in the buff (eep!), For MST Ripoff 2K! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- (SOAP) * You're wandering around outside. You come upon Cham Cham, lounging in a tree branch.* Cham Cham: *Waves* Hiiii! <((^V^))> Welcome to SOAP! How you doing? I'm just waiting for the Dark Place Peoples to call. Them are mean! And evil! Of course You already knew that... *Paku Paku comes from the direction of the house.* What is it, Paku Paku? Paku Paku: EEK aak! OOK! OOK! OOK! Cham Cham: Oh! *To you* They're calling now! *Quickly runs off* (SOAP Control Room) Wolfwood: So, what now? (Dark Place) Legato: Is that any way to talk to your captor? Neko: That reads gay porn! *Stiffled giggles from both the SOAP and Dark Place* Legato: ENOUGH! I forgot I had that! Jesse: Suuure you did... *Legato mind controls all his underlings and forces all of them out of the room... all but Nakoruru and some girl who looks suspiciously like a younger version of Nakoruru.* Legato: With that distraction out of the way, we found the last part of Slayers Idiotic. Watch, and tremble in absolute fear! (SOAP) Shadow: Sure we will... hentai! *a can of cola suddenly hits Shadow in the head.* Happosai: Whoa! Who knew he could use telekinesis over a distance? (Dark Place) Legato: I suppose you are wondering who the young girl is with Nakoruru... Cham Cham: I'M not! That's Nakoruru's younger sister, Rimururu! Legato: Why, YES! That is correct! She is here because it is also "Visit Your Family Day" here. Now then: Push the button, Nakoruru! Rimururu: This button here? Nakoruru: Yep! Press it! Rimururu: Take that! (SOAP) *lights & klaxons* Akurei: Oh, poopies! WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN! *Door sequence: Door 6: Dogbone door. Opens automatically. Door 5: It's a Veritech fighter. You must dodge the onslaught of missiles! Door 4: It's Mihoshi, Usagi and C-ko. You barely make it out without drowning from the resulting tears. Door 3: It's a drawbridge. It slowly opens, the rusty squeak slowly driving you insane. Door 2: It's a Legend of Zelda-type closed door. You change the colors of some tiles on the floor and the door opens. Door 1: It's a wall! One of the Veritech's stray missiles blasts an opening. Seated left to right: Akurei, Tenshi, Wolfwood, Happosai, and Krillin.* >FINAL CONFRONTATION: All: THANK GOD! >SLAYERS IDIOTIC V > >By: Ryu Cheese >------------------------------------ Akurei: Alright! Whos' been giving Pikachu all those drinks? >Lina watched in horror as Rezo rose from his chair. He smiled that same >evil smile he always possessed; his eyes wielded shut by his own >blindness. Akurei: Well, I suppose if you welded your eyes shut, you WOULD be blind... >"Y- You can’t be Rezo!! Rezo is dead, DEAD!!" Lina screamed. Wolfwood: *Lina* We already killed him twice before! >"Heh, you are correct in your assumption, Miss Inverse. I am not Rezo" >the Rezo look-a-like answered. All: *blink blink* N-nani??! >"Who are you then?" Lina asked, preparing to fight. Happosai: *Rezo* I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! >"Oh I know who he is!" Gourry interrupted. "He’s that guy who always >chases after the Smurfs with his cat!" All: *facefault* >Lina whacked Gourry on the top of the head. "Gourry, from now on you’re >not allowed to speak unless you’ve been spoken to." Lina turned away >from Gourry. "And I don’t think that’s gonna happen anytime soon." > >"Why not?" Gourry asked. Akurei: *Lina* Because you left the toilet seat up! >"Because MOST NORMAL people don’t talk to brick walls!" Lina answered. > >"Enough of this foolishness." Tenshi: YAAY! Score one for the Rezo Look-alike! NOW the fic will be over! Akurei: Afraid not, dear sister... >The Rezo lookalike began morphing into another entity. He took the form >of the late Zelgadis. "As you can see, Miss Inverse, I have the ability >to take the form of any being I wish. From my planet, that is one of >the powers that we possess. Wolfwood: That's pretty cool... >We also possess the power to clip our toenails without clippers. And >my own personal ability is that I can change my underwear without >taking off my pants." Happosai: But wouldn't that tend to ruin his underwear? Krillin: Somehow, I DOUBT that's what he meant. >"Wow, you actually change your underwear?" Gourry asked. "I should >start doing that." Tenshi: That's just a little too much information that I didn't need... >"That’s great, I’m very proud of you." Lina said. "Now tell me why this >spaceship took the sword of light and turned Gourry here into a half >robot and sent him out to kill me." Happosai: Because he's EVIL!! >"Well, actually, let me introduce myself first." The alien took the >form of a big chicken. Krillin: *Lina* Aww, man! Not ANOTHER big chicken! >"This is my true form. My name is Gobbles. I come from planet KFC-64. Wolfwood: Riiiight! >The reason I took the sword of light is a very long story, Wolfwood; ... even though it's kind of short... >Miss Inverse. I need your help." Krillin: *Princess Leia* ... Obi Wan! Your my only hope! Tenshi: How'd you get your voice like that? Krillin: I-I don't know... >"MY help?" Lina was cautious. "What do you need MY help with?" Happosai: *Gobbles* I need you to bear my children! *WHAM!* >Gobbles looked at Lina directly in the eyes. "There are things in this >universe that you humans have no concept of." Gobbles stroked the >feathers on his face. "On my many voyages through space I have >encountered species and things you could never imagine. Happosai: *Gobbles* Like the planet of naked double D-cup Women! *WHAM!* Tenshi & Akurei: HAPPOSAI NO HENTAI! >Actually, my most favorite voyage was the voyage to the planet of the >naked double-D cup women, Happosai: See? Akurei: Fine. Fine... >but that’s beside the point. All: Indeed! Just recently my ship accidentally flew into a black hole. I realized that I hadn’t gone to the bathroom in two weeks so I immediately had to leave the control center on my ship to hurry off to the restroom. Akurei: So, let me see if I understand this... *Inhales deeply* He saw that he was headed into a black hole. Even though he was headed towards certain doom, he had the sudden urge to go potty, so he left the control panel? *passes out* Tenshi: Spank you very much, Ace Ventura! >After about three hours of ridding myself of my bodily wastes, All: EEW! TOO MUCH INFO!! TOO MUCH INFO!!! > I returned to the control room to find that my ship was caught in the >gravitational pull of a black hole..." Akurei: *sits up* Ooh! So it wasn't THERE when he left! Now I understand! Wolfwood: The author didn't make that clear, did he? Krillin: No, he did not. That's because 1) He sucks as a writer and 2) He has issues... >"I have a black hole! Wanna see?" Gourry blurted out. All: NO! >"Not that kind of black hole, idiotic earth-creature..." Gobbles the >huge chicken said with disgust. "A black hole is a collapsed star with >so much gravitational force, nothing can escape from it, not even >light." Akurei: Well, at least the author knows what it is... >"So you’re saying you flew into this thing?" Lina asked. > >"Yes, Miss Inverse." Wolfwood: God, is he ever stupid! >Gobbles’ eyes filled with determination. "And against all odds, my ship >and I survived being sucked into this endless void... but not without >consequences..." Gobbles paced back and forth. Krillin: *Gobbles* Now I'm stuck in this stupid fanfic... AND I CAN'T GET OUT! >"The black hole shot me through time... All: *cough* Couldn't happen! *cough* >Hundreds of years into the future from whence I came. Now I’m stuck >here, with all my family and friends left in the past. I MUST return >to my own time!" Happosai: Saay... if he's from stuck in the future, what's he doing IN THE PAST??!! Krillin: Ummm... As far as the Slayers universe goes, the world that the Slayers live in is surrounded by a magical spell that keeps it in the medieval age... Yeah, it sounds odd, doesn't it? >"Okay, but let me ask you a few things..." Lina put her hands on her >hips. "Why did you take the form of Rezo and Zelgadis and other people >I once knew? Akurei: I though he only impersonated Rezo and Zelgadis? >And how did you know my name? Krillin: *Gobbles* Because, this is just a shot in the dark, but... You're the MAIN CHARACTER! Tenshi: *Johnny Bravo* How do these people always know my name? >And why do you need the sword of light? And again, why did you change >Gourry into a cyborg?" Wolfwood: Because he's EEEVIIIL! >"Oh, that’s simple" Gobbles answered. "I knew who you were because I >have cameras all over the place here Krillin: All over the place, eh? >and I saw you and Amelia and Naga enter my ship and you obviously >called each other by your names. I took the form of Rezo because if I >had taken my true form, as a big chicken do you think you would have really taken me seriously? Krillin: Probably not... >And I turned Gourry into a cyber Akurei: "Cyber"? Cyber what? Chicken? Booger? Cat? >to try to get him to tell me where the sword of light is but it turns >out that he didn’t remember what happened to it. Dying and being >brought back to life kind of does that to a person. Happosai: It does? >When he attacked you before in the junk room, I didn’t program him to >do that. In his own stupidity he programmed himself to do that. Akurei: B-but Gourry SAID that the aliens programmed him to say that! Here! I have it on tape... *Pulls out a tape recorder* Tape: "I'm sorry I have to kill you Lina..." Gourry said in between his attacks. "But the aliens of this spaceship programmed me to kill you." Wolfwood: This author needs to learn how to be consistant! >And I need the sword of light to help me travel back to my own time!" > >"What do you mean?" Lina was curious. > >"Well," Gobbles continued, "I have been searching all through the >galaxy for a force powerful enough to create an artificial black hole. Krillin: Why didn't he try the Dragon Ball Universe, or the Tenchi Muyo universe or the... >The sword of light was picked up by the scanners on my ship, so I >traveled to Earth. So now I need you to teach me how to use the damn >thing so I can get out of this damn point in time and back to where I >belong!!" Krillin: *Lina* Just press it against your chest and say "Light, come forth!" >"That’s a very interesting story, Mr. Chicken." Lina said slyly. "But >why should I bother to help you?" > >Gobbles smiled. "Very well, miss Lina, if you help me I’ll give you the sword of light to do whatever you feel like doing with. All: Saay... >I have no further use for it after I create an artificial black hole >and get back to my own time." > >"Guys, I’m telling you!" Gourry interrupted. "I have my own black hole. >If you just let me take off my clothes I can show you and..." All: Oh god, NO! > >Lina kicked Gourry in the face chipping away pieces of his teeth in the >process. "Shut UP Gourry!!!!" Lina screamed. > >Lina turned back to Gobbles. "Okay, I like that idea. The sword of >light with finally be mine!! I’ll be unstoppable! Akurei: Actually, she could be stopped... Wolfwood: *Police Officer* Could I see your licence, ma'am? Tenshi: *Lina* NEVER! *SLICE!* *Normal voice* OOPS! Sorry, Nick! Wolfwood: T-tis' but a scratch! (Oh, the hurting!) >You’d better not double cross me, you ugly chicken!" > >"I believe I’m the one who has the most to fear about being double >crossed..." Gobbles rolled his eyes. Happosai: ... and blinked his car. > "Let us not waste anymore time then." With that, Gobbles pushed a >button on the control panel in front of his big chair. Akurei: And the Slayers were forced to watch crummy fanfics! OH, THE HORROR!! >The sword of light materialized with a flash of power in the center of >the small room. "Take the sword of light, Miss Inverse. Once you use it >to help me, it can be yours." Gobbles pushed another button on his control panel. Amelia and Naga with the head of a rat materialized beside the sword of light. Happosai: Completely nude! Wolfwood: Do we have to smack you, Happosai? >"I believe you’ll want your friends present for this amazing event." >Gobbles smiled. Happosai: Saay... Krillin: Do we have to whip you with a wet noodle? Happosai: *grin* Yes! As long as the girls do it! >"Oh MISS LINA!!!!!" Amelia, who was apparently healed up by Naga, >squealed with delight. "Miss Naga helped to scoop my brains back into >my head! I had no idea Miss Naga was a brain surgeon as well as a >sorceress! Krillin: Well, the boobs WOULD kind of give that impression... >I’m so happy, Miss Lina! Please give me a hug!" > >Lina smiled a warm smile. "Of course Amelia, I was so afraid I’d lose >you! Come here and give me a hug, you cutie you!" Lina opened her arms >wide preparing for a hug. Wolfwood: Lina's lost it... >"Yay!!!" Amelia yelled as she ran into Lina’s arms. Lina greeted Amelia >with a big hug. "Miss Lina..." Amelia said with apparent pain. >"You’re... squeezing me... A little... too... Tight..." Suddenly, >Amelia’s head popped open again and her brains splattered on the walls >of the control room. Lina let Amelia’s body drop to the ground with a >thud. Akurei: Well, that's too bad. Wolfwood: Why? Akurei: I thought we were going to get through this fic without any senseless violence! >"Okay, chicken-boy, lets get this thing over with." Lina reached out >and grabbed the sword of light, Krillin: Oh. How Kink- *WHAM!* >which was still floating in the middle of the control room. > >She held the sword in her hands and felt the sheer power flow through >her veins knowing she now owned what was one of the most powerful >weapons in the universe. Krillin: Yes. ONE of many... >"Hey, Lina..." Gourry started. "Can I have the sword of light back >instead of you keeping it? It used to be mine, you know." Tenshi: True... >Lina looked over at Gourry. "You died once already so you have no say >in any of these matters, Akurei: Actually, he does! >so why don’t you just go to hell." Akurei: *Gourry* Because I've been there already. It wasn't pretty, believe me! >Gobbles held a strange device in his hand. "Okay, Miss Inverse..." >Gobbles began, "I want you to focus the energy of the sword at this >device. It will amplify the power of the sword of light and convert it >into gravitational energy. If my theory is correct, once you fill it >with the limitless power of the sword of light, it will convert the >power to a mini black hole sucking this ship through it and shooting me >back through time." Wolfwood: *Gobbles*... Or it'll just toasty us all... >"I gotcha, chicken head." Lina answered. "I’ll just perform the >Giga-Slave spell again and focus it at that little control device in >your hand there, ‘kay?" Krillin: Umm... Let's not and say we didn't! >"NOOO LINA INVERSE!!!!" Naga with the head of a rat screamed in terror. >"You’ll kill us all this time you stupid sorceress!" > >Lina glanced at Naga. "Shut up you balloon-chested rodent." Krillin: Hmmm... I'll have to try that sometime... Akurei: And you plan to live HOW long afterwards? >Lina closed her eyes and began the spell. "Darkness beyond black as >pitch, deeper than the deepest night..." The sword began to turn into a >dark energy that neither absorbed nor reflected light. "King of >Darkness who shines like gold upon the sea of chaos! I call upon thee >and swear myself to thee! Let the fools who stand before us be >destroyed by the power that you and I possess! Sword, accept this >darkness and obey my command!" Happosai: *Light Sword* nuh uh! Krillin: *Lina* Please, Light Sword? Happosai: *Light Sword* Nope! Not gonna do it! >Naga watched in fear as Lina pointed the swords dark energy to Gobbles’ >little square device. Krillin: *Austin Powers* Don't be a square, baby! YEAH! Akurei: You do that all too well... >"GIGA SLAAAAAAAVE!!!!!" Lina screamed out with absolute power. > >"Lina!" Gourry tried to shout over the wind and power that had begun to >circle everyone as the full force of the Giga Slave was now in effect >"Since we’re on this spaceship now, won’t we be brought back through >time too??!!!" Akurei: Hmmm... I suppose that's true... >Lina had a look of shock and realization as the dark power circled her >and the sword. "Oh my God, he’s right. That Son of a bi..." Lina was >suddenly drowned out by the noise. Happosai: What was she going to say? Tenshi: We'll never know... >Reacting with the power from the sword of light, Gobbles’ little square >device opened up a rip in the very fabric of space and time. The walls >of the ship bent inwards, turning themselves inside out. Although only a >second of time was passing, it felt like an eternal struggle. The >matter surrounding them was no longer matter. Instead it converted >itself into more of an energy that was slowly disappearing. No one was >sure exactly what was going on, but they could feel the environment >around them disintegrate and finally disappear. They themselves were no >longer composed of matter, they had converted into energy, a dark >lightless energy that fell back upon itself. The spaceship no longer >existed, Lina, Gourry, Amelia, Naga, and Gobbles had shot backwards >through time with the force of a collapsing star. They no longer >existed in time. Wolfwood: Well, that's just peachy! >***************************************** Wolfwood: Looks like Ash tried to use a whole shitload of Pokedolls in a Trainer battle... >Lina stared at Naga, refusing to blink for even a moment. For if Lina >blinked, the last piece of meat on her plate would be snatched up by >the big busted sorceress sitting across from her. Krillin: HUH? Didn't we already see this part??!! Wolfwood: *ominous* We've done... the Time Warp! *Time Warp song from Rocky Horror Picture show starts playing on the speakers* >"Really, Lina... you know that last piece of meat is rightfully mine." >Naga said with determination. *Key teleports in.* "Heh heh, I don’t think so, Naga" Lina said with a witty smile. "I bought you this dinner, therefore, the last piece of meat should belong to me." Key: Oh no! Lina has been replaced by Ken-Chan X's Dad! > Lina glared. Key: eep! Krillin: Uh, Key? What are you doing here? Key: Hmmm... Key does not know... *Key disappears again* >Suddenly Lina felt as if a surge of power went through her, almost as >if she was struck by lightning. Happosai: What? She had an Org-*SLAM!* >She grasped the edge of the table and tried to take a deep breath. Wolfwood: And failed. The end. >"Um, if you two are done..." A waiter from the restaurant said to Lina >and Naga, "We really need this table for other customers. You two have >been sitting here for three hours now just looking at each other." The >waiter smiled nervously, sweat poured from his forehead... > >Lina looked over at Naga. "Naga, what happened? Where are we?" Krillin: It appears to be... a restaurant! >Naga who apparently was also struck by a painful sensation tried to >speak. "I don’t know..." > >The waiter looked at the two strange girls sitting at the table. "Um, >apparently you two are having a PMS attack or something so I’ll come >back later..." The waiter ran off to hide. Akurei: And was promptly toastied! >"Naga... I think something just happened. I feel so different." Lina >began to catch her breath. "Feels like I went through hell and back." > >"Or through time and back." Naga replied. All: Aha ha aha... >With that remark both Naga and Lina looked at each other, almost as if >they were remembering something that had never happened. >"Talk about Déjà vu!" Lina said. "I could have sworn that you used to >have a rat-head sometime in the past." Tenshi: No... the FUTURE!! >"WHAT? ME, with the head of a rat???" Naga blurted out with anger. >"Don’t be silly, Lina Inverse!" Naga rubbed her hand across the smooth >skin on her Happosai: Boobs. >face. "My beauty will never be diminished by the disgusting whiskers of >a rodent! You are just jealous that my beauty is so much greater than >yours, Lina Inverse!! AHH HA HA HA!" > >Lina, who also seemed to have gotten over the bolt of pain from a >moment ago answered, "You don’t have beauty! All you’ve got is a big >chest!" All: WORD! >Lina grabbed the last piece of meat on the table and swallowed it >whole, without chewing. > >"LINA INVERSE!!" Naga screamed. "Now you will pay!!!" Wolfwood: *Lina* I already am! *Choke* >"Ya gotta catch me first." Happosai: Kinky! Krillin: Naga_IS_Ash Ketchum! >Lina darted out of her chair and zoomed out of the restaurant leaving a >trail of dust. > >"Come back Lina! I’m not going to pay the bill this time!!!" Naga >chased after Lina. Tenshi: But Lina said she'd PAID for it already! >The waiter watched as both of them ran out of the restaurant. He didn’t >care that they didn’t pay their bill, he was just happy those little walking forces of destruction were gone. Tenshi: But they DID pay for it! Here! I recorded it! *pulls out her own tape recorder* Tape: "Heh heh, I don’t think so, Naga" Lina said with a witty smile. "I bought you this dinner, therefore, the last piece of meat should belong to me." > He walked over to the doorway and looked up towards the sky. "Thank >God the restaurant didn’t get blown up..." He noticed a shooting star >in the distance, turned around, then walked back inside. > >*****THE END***** All: YAAY! >Here is the conclusion to the Slayers Idiotic series. I hope you liked >the conclusion, Akurei: We didn't... Krillin: Hey, guys! Do you get the feeling this was the conclusion? >basically with part five I ended and restarted the series. If you liked >it, please email me, because I might be compelled to write another one All: NO! NO! Don't bother! >(a new series) if I get some feedback. Email me at Xellos@ix.netcom.com. Thanks everyone, its been fun. Wolfwood: It has? *Door open and they exeunt* ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wolfwood: With that series over, we can all relax! Krillin: That's doubtful! *Red light starts flashing. The button is pushed, and... Ken-Chan X's image appears onscreen. Lara and Vash are behind him. Vash is in a black T-shirt with an alien head saying "Greetings Earthling! Welcome to Victoria!". Lara's wearing a yellow sundress with a blue T-shirt underneath and shades. Ken has a green fisherman-style hat that has a pin on it.* Ken-Chan X: Hey, guys! We're on our way home! How have you guys been doing? Akurei: Well, we finished the Slayers Idiotic series. We're waiting to see what Legato has lined up for us next... Ken-Chan X: I see... Well, See you guys later! Bye! *Transmission ended* Cham Cham: QUICKLY! WE HAVE TO CLEAN UP THIS PLACE! *Red light begins flashing. Cham Cham pushes it* (Dark Place) Legato: You escaped unscathed? Rats. You will be watching a Misty and Ash Romance fic next time. Tootles! Push the button, Nakoruru! FWOOSH! ======================================================================== Season One: episode 1-13 Season Two: episode 14: SLAYERS IDIOTIC: A Parody Prequel episode 15: The Belmont Anime Geek Table Squad vs Evangelion, Macross and Gundam episode 16: Project A-ko vs. Sailor Moon episode 17: Slayers Idiotic II: NAGA'S REALLY BIG RETURN episode 18: Slayers Idiotic III: LINA IN SPACE episode 19: Slayers Idiotic IV: Lina Versus Gourry! episode 20: The Ranma Group Spends a Week At Belmont episode 21: FINAL CONFRONTATION: Slayers Idiotic V Quote o' the Day: > "Let us not waste anymore time then." With that, Gobbles pushed a >button on the control panel in front of his big chair. Akurei: And the Slayers were forced to watch crummy fanfics! OH, THE HORROR!! Oh, just a gentle reminder that my E-mail address is ken_chanx@hotmail.com! Send Fanfics, Jokes, Quotes, notes of your undying love, Flames (uh... on second thought...)