Legal Stuff 'n' such Mystery Science Theatre 3000 & related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. all other characters and likenesses are owned by their respectable owners. Please don't sue me! I'm poorer than dirt! Ken's Notes: Verily, this is what is known as an Ash and Misty Romance fic! No, this is not a lemon. In fact there is no hint of ANY citrus fruit of any kind in here! With that out of the way, Here we gooo! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Legato: DAN! Is everything ready? Dan: Yes, Legato. The Misty and Ash Romance fic is prepped and ready! Legato: Now, then: let us see if they can survive this fluffy fic. *Maniacal Laughter* *opening song* In the not to distant future, (Who cares just when!) A guy kidnaps some characters And decides just then... (Zoinks!) Legato: I'll send 'em cruddy fanfics. The worst that I can find. (DSF Slime, Miko, Dan, Nakoruru & Rezo:Lalala!) Then we'll see how long They keep their lil' minds (Neko, Dubimon, Team Rocket: Lalala!) Now remember, even Zelgadis can't control when the stories come. He's just gonna take another 'zac (... and maybe anot'r Tum!) MST'er ROLL CALL! Sakura!: (Haaadoken!) Kristina X!: (Blaster Beeeam!) Kage Y!: (Encyclopedia!) Cham Cham!: (Me like Spam!) Shadow!: (DON'T_call me_Squeaker!) If you're asking how they eat 'n' breathe And, uh, other types of stuff, Calm yourself, put down that bottle 'o' Jolt, And kick back in the buff (eep!), For MST Ripoff 2K! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- (SOAP) *You come upon Wolfwood.* Wolfwood: Greetings! I'm just preparing my sermon for the week... *Takes out his cross-gun* and I have a few "illustrations" that the Dark Place Inhabitants will find... *Ch-click* enlightening... Anyway, I have to practice my marksmanship. Legato's due to call soon, and Ken, Vash and Lara are expected home any minute, so watch a commercial! *A cardboard effigy of Grey the Ninelives pops up. He blasts it to hell. Kuroneko comes out from behind it and steps on a grey button.* Announcer: Have you ever wanted to be one of the elite? Have you ever wanted special powers like your favorite hero? Well, NOW YOU CAN! Yes, with our new product, the Anime Hero Power Home Kit, you can have the looks, the powers, or even the hordes of drooling fans of your favorite character! *Small Print at bottom of screen: Each sold seperately.* *Screen switches to a shot of Legato. Legato: I used to be a wimp who was always getting beat up. Then I bought the Vash Power Home Kit, and look at me now! Announcer: Now, for a limited time, YOU can buy our products for 29.95 each! Yes, for just thirty dollars, plus shipping and handling, you too can enjoy the powers, priveledges, and perks of your favorite hero! Order yours now! Fast Voice: Side effects may include dizzyness, nausea, the unreasoning hatred of world-destroying super-villians, temporary blindness, and the estrangement of your family and friends... Not to mention occasional periods of angst! Do not mix with other Anime Hero Power Home Kits! No refunds or exchanges after shipping. *The inhabitants are surrounding Ken-chan X, Lara and Vash. There's a loud chorus of "Welcome Home!" "We missed ya!" and "What'd ya bring me?"* Ken-Chan X: Before we tell you anything about our trip, Lara and Vash helped me create a fairly powerful move! *To Lara* Your mallet please... May I have volunteer! *Nobody comes forward. Suddenly, Happosai gets thrown forward* Okay! Here we go! BUKI NO TENSHI NO KIZUCHI NO FU'UN! *Ken's arm merges with the mallet and Ken smashes Happosai over the head with it. A crater is created.* Happosai: *Pulling himself out* Ouchie... Lara: Indeed. Now, about the trip... Loudseaker: All SOAP Inhabitants to the control room! Funtime's over! Vash: aww, nuts... *All run in direction of control room.* (SOAP Control Room) *Link pushes the red button* (Dark Place) *Legato is eating a large box of potato wedges* Legato: *Chews a few times, then swallows* *To Nakoruru* I_THOUGHT_I told you to wait until I was done eating! *To the Inhabitants* Anyway, you shall be watching a Romance fic called Pokemon: Two Guys, a girl and a Pikachu. (SOAP) Shadow: I dunno... sounds citrus flavoured to me... Legato: Trust me; it isn't. I WILL tell you when it is a lemon. Shadow: Oh. Okay! (Dark Place) Legato: So just watch and be enjoy... or suffer. Whatever you mood is... Push the button, Nakoruru! Nakoruru: Done! (SOAP) *lights & klaxons* Link: Oh, poopies! WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN! *Door sequence: Door 6: Dogbone door. Opens automatically. Door 5: It's a Veritech fighter. You must dodge the onslaught of missiles! Door 4: It's Mihoshi, Usagi and C-ko. You barely make it out without drowning from the resulting tears. Door 3: It's a drawbridge. It slowly opens, the rusty squeak slowly driving you insane. Door 2: It's a Legend of Zelda-type closed door. You kill all the enemies and move a block and the door opens. Door 1: It's a wall! One of the Veritech's stray missiles blasts an opening. Seated left to right: Sakura, Kristina X, Kage Y, Shadow, and Cham Cham.* >Pokemon two guys, a girl, and a pikachu by Misty, ash, pikachu and brock Sakura: Four seperate authors, but not one proofreader? >(I would like you to know some of the charectors in this story are mine! Shadow: So? >i.e. jack,john, Red and Kelly! And i claim them so there! Shadow: And you can keep 'em! >but ash and co. arent mine. Kage Y: *sarcastic* Oh, AREN'T_they. > Ash opened his eyes and looked around him. Sakura: *Ash* Oh, great, I hope I didn't sleep with Misty again last night... Kristina X: Didn't you? Sakura: Yes. I slept in her room. We were having a sleepover. You were there too. Kristina X: Oh yeah! >He pulled his sleeping bag back over his head and tried to go back to sleep, without >success. He decided he would wait until his friends woke up. Kage Y: As opposed to screaming, "GET UP! GET UP!" > > Ash looked at Misty, the blondish red haired girl Cham Cham: "Blondish"?! She a natural Red-head! >who had been travelling with him from the very beginning, she was pretty (but ash would never edmit this) Cham Cham: How does one "edmit"? >and pokemon loved to be around her. > > Ash and Misty met while she was fishing. Ash borrowed her bike and (by accident >mind you)wrecked it in an unfortunate accident with a bunch of spearows (a bird >pokemon). Kage Y: This piece of fanfiction brought to you by the Parenthesis Association. Shadow: Also sponsored by the National Pointless Paragraph Club. > After that, Misty caught up with him, and got mad for wrecking her bike, and said >she would follow him until he payed her back, Shadow: *Ash* Aw, C'mon, Misty! This is the Men's room! Get out! Sakura: *Misty* I'm not leaving until you pay for my... Goodness, that's huge! >but they soon became friends. > > Ash laughed silently at the experiance and then turned his head to look >at Brock. Shadow: Ash looked at Brock, the brown-haired male, he was pretty... Kristina X: DON'T even start. >Brock was also his good friend. Ash met him in Pewter City and won a badge from him >they became friends and Brock came with him on his journey, Shadow: *Announcer* YES, ladies and germs! Win a badge, win a party member! Be the hero! Sakura: Now that you mention it, why are they always relying on a young kid to save the world? Kage Y: Oh, it happens all the time in video game worlds. Look at Link, Ness, Rudy Roughnight... Cham Cham: Don't forget Mike from Startropics! Shadow: And then there's Relm, Crono, pretty much every single Ryu from Breath of Fire- Sakura: Okay, okay, I get the picture already! Yeesh! Try and rant about something... >Brock shaggy dark brown hair stuck up while he was sleeping, Sakura: It's ALWAYS sticking up! >and you had to edmit, it looked kind of funny!heehee! Shadow: The narrator is laughing in this fanfic? Kristina X: NOT_a good sign at all. > "Pika!PIKACHU!" Ash jumped up startled, and then settled down, it was only Pikachu. Shadow: Ya think? I thought Blastoise said "Pika!PIKACHU!". >Pikachu was Ash's first pokemon. Pikachu didn't like Ash at start, but they soon >gained eachothers trust, Cham Cham: Who's Eachother? Shadow: Eachother! Commentedcrono's stepbrother! >a became best friends. Kristina X: Um... Exqueeze me? Baking powder? >Even though Pikachu could only say his name, osmetimes Ash could understand what he was >saying. Kage Y: After a couple of hours, that is... >Pikachu didn't like pokeballs that much, so he just walks around with Ash and the >others. Ash dosn't mind a bit, after all, Pikachu was so cute! > > "Ash, are you awake? What happened?"A calm but worried girls voice said. Kage Y: *Vash* Rem? >It was Misty, Pikachu's outburst must have woken her up, Ash said in his head. > > "I'm fine, but I don't know whats wrong with Pikachu! Hey PIka pal, whats wrong?" >Ash asked Pikachu. > > "Pika! CHU CHU!" Kristina X: That means "Watch out for that train behind you". All: *splat noises* >Pikachu made a few motions with his tiny cute hands. Cham Cham: You think the author thinks Pikachu is cute? All: Naaah. > "Awww, did you have a bad dream buddy?" Shadow: *Announcer* Bad Dream Buddy! New from Fisher-Price! >Misty asked Pikachu > > Pikachu nodded and jumped ointo Misty's arms. > > "How come pokemon love you so much????"Ash asked. > > "'Cause I'm easy to love!" Shadow: But, mostly, they like to nuzzle her under-developed breasts. *WHAM!* It was worth it! >Misty answered ruffling Ash's black hair. Ash looked at her in emberessed annoyence. Kristina X: This fanfic is brought to you by the "Get Rid of the Letter 'A' Essocietion." Sakura: And the "Ban Spel-Checkor Coalition"! > "EASY TO LOVE???HA!Thays a laugh...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Ash screamed. He as usual >made a stupid remark, Shadow: Umm... "All your base are belong to us!"? >and Misty answered wityh the usual bash in the head. Shadow: Nothing to see here, folks! Just some domestic violence! > "Humph...first thing in the morning yet!" Misty scoffed. Pikachu just stood in the >iddle of the two looking confused, Cham Cham: What is an "Iddle"? > and then he sighed. Kage Y: Cutely. > After Brock woke up, the companions set oon their journey once more. Sakura: The author's suddenly Scottish! Kage Y: *Scottish accent* This fic is crrrap! > > "So, we're headed to Fuchsia Ash?" Misty asked. Shadow: Where the heck is this taking place? Kage Y: Wherever they fell asleep, apparently. Kristina X: *author as a Borg* Scene changes are irrelevant. You will be assimilated. > "Yup! I'll finally get my sixth badge there!" Ash shouted out happy and excited. >All walked in silence Shadow: They hadn't the heart to tell Ash that he only had four... >for a while until they cam across a beuatiful river! Cham Cham: *Misty* Hey, look, an attempt at plot development! >Misty had that look she had when she would talk about tentacool or other water pokemon >such as Horsea. Sakura: I'm afraid I don't understand what that last sentence was trying to convey... >Ash glanced at her and saw she was looking pretty cute, Shadow: Hey dude, how are you looking? Kage Y: Pretty cute, I guess. You? >Ash quickly shook that thought out of his head. Shadow: *Ash* Misty... nude... chocolate pudding... *ZAP!* Kristina X: And a word to the wise, Ken. You are NOT to draw that! Ken-Chan X: *Over speaker* Aww nuts... > "OH YAH! Now I can fish finally! And I have my rod and my line and and......... >and" Misty stopped short when she saw Ash's look of annoyance. Cham Cham: *Ash* QUIT SAYING "AND"!!! > "Misty, sorry to breaack Kristina X: Hmmm... Ash needs to cut down on all that soda he's been drinking. >it to you, but we don't have time!"Ash said to her. > > "oh...sorry....guys........." Kage Y: Discount at Jimmy Punctuations: Periods, 75% off! Sakura: All semicolons_MUST_go! >Misty said sadly, Ash looked at her sympatheticly and was glad when she didn't see his >look. Sakura: Man, the author has no concept of spelling, grammar, punctuation... OR PLOT! >Ash felt guilty, >he wouldn't edmit that though. Cham Cham: How does one "edmit", and why won't Ash do it? Kristina X: Because Thete compels him not to! >Everyone walked in silence, and Ash glancing at Misty sometimes. He didn't know why he >he looked at her so much, Kage Y: Because she's simply a saucy dish, no? *WHAM!* >and sometimes was embarrised to find himself gawking at her, and luckley he would stop >right away. Shadow: MOST of the time... >During the silence between all, Brock nearly caught Ash looking at MIsty, but Ash >quickly looked away. > > Finally, Brock caught Ash glancing at Misty and Ash turned away. Sakura: ACTION! MOVEMENT! DRAMA! > > "well Ash, heheheh. What are ya looking at???"Brock said slyly. Shadow: *Ash* Misty's boobs... Kristina X: *Ash* Misty's butt... > "huh? What was he looking at?"Misty asked Brock asking like Ash didn't >even exist. > > "well...heh heh!yo....." Sakura: *Brock* ... Word up. SOAP West-side! >Brock was inturupted by Ash who covered his mouth and laughing nervously. Kage Y: Oh, how kinky! > "The scenery....heh...heh...."Ash said sheepishly. Everyone again >walked in silence. Cham Cham: You'd think they'd have SOMEthing to talk about, what with all this silent walking... > Finally, everyone reached Porta vista by accident instead of Fuchsia >city, All: *Trumpet sound* Wah wah wah waaaaah! >they went into the pokemon center, where Ash and MIsty started another argument between >eachother. Sakura: Poor Eachother... >Nurse Joy laughed quietly, but loudly Kristina X: *Mr. Rogers* Can you say "contradiction"? >enough for Brock to hear. > > "What's so funny nurse *blush*j-Joy?" Sakura: Nurse Blush Joy? >Brock asked her sheepishly (for he held deep feelings for her and every other beuatiful >girl except Misty 'cause she was younger). Shadow: And that's the only reason he's not boinking her wildly... But that's never stopped Lemon writers! *Grin* > "well, you see, people who argue often hold feelings for eachother, Shadow: Damn, this Eachother dude is lucky! > I think it is the same with these two.!teehee!"Nurse Joy said. Shadow: Apparently the author self-inserted herself as Nurse Joy. Kristina X: No, there were four authors, remember? Ash, Misty, Brock and Pikachu. Cham Cham: I think those were the characters. Shadow: Who cares? Either way, they're all morons, just moreso if they're the authors. Ash & Misty: *over loudspeaker* yeah... HEY!! >Ash and Misty >heard THAT remark, and looked at her like there was definatly something wrong with her >(and there was), but she was sure about this. > > "WE HATE EACHOTHER!!!!!!"Misty yelled out. Kristina X: Poor Eachother... >Ash looked a little hurt. > > "You....h-h-hate me....?"Ash said looking at Misty with the biggest puppy dog eyes >Misty had ever seen. > > "um...heh!ASH!!!!"Misty called out blushing. She started to have a few stars in her >eyes. > > "I hate you to!"Ash said. Misty's "little stars" in her eyes dissapeared, they >looked like they turned into rocks! > > "JERK!!!"Misty screamed in his face loudly, and then stomped off. That night Misty >couldn't sleep, Kage Y: Um... transistion anyone? >she was thinking about what Ash had said, :You....h-h-hate me....? Shadow: This is so bad, the invisible man is MSTing this! >Misty didn't hate Ash, not at all, why did she say that to him anyway? Ash looked so...h >hurt. > > "I didn't mean it Ash, really!"Misty nearly sobbing blurted out. > > "Misty?"Misty heard a familier voice say. Misty turned around and saw Ash, standing >at the doorway in his pj's. Misty smiled nervosly, and looked down at her cute water >pokemon pj's and Shadow: ... noticed a patch of sticky wetness at the crotch *WHAM!* >smiled cutely at Ash. > > "um..hey!"Misty said. Kristina X: ... cutely. > "yah, hi"Ash said non-emotianly. > > "um, what do want?"Misty asked him. Shadow: Sex, duh. *WHAM!* > "I just heard what you said, you don't hate me?"Ash said. > > "Why do you care?"Misty said. Shadow: He might get laid, duh. *WHAM! THWAKAM!* > "um..."Ash started to say. > > "you think i'm cute?"Misty said slyly. Shadow: He wants to get laid, so yes, duh. *WHAM! THWAKAM! CRASH!* Kristina X: Feel free to stop ANYTIME now. >"YOU?CUTE?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' >Ash shouted, Misty had thrown a nearby cart for emrgancy's and thrown it At Ash! With >that, Ash ran from the room. > >"I TAKE IT ALL BACK!" Misty shouted. After that, MIsty fell asleep easily. Cham Cham: Yeah, yeah, so you just bashed the brains of a person you really like. No biggie... *snores* > The next morning, everyone setted of again. On the way through the woods, they met >up with 4 people, Kelly, Red, John and Jack. Kage Y: The people the author mentioned at the beginning... >Ash talked with the three boys, Misty talked with Kelly and Brock ate his seaweed >riceballs by himself. Sakura: Seaweed rice balls? No wonder he has trouble getting a girlfriend! > "So Ash, her name is Misty is it? Very interesting,"Red said blushing. > > "She is nice, funny, sweet, pokemon love her.."Jack said. > > "AND....she is really cute too!"John said happily. Shadow: Say... Aren't those the names that you choose for your character at the beginning of Red and Blue? Kage Y: Yes. > "She is not!"Ash told them firmly. The other guys shrugged, and continued talking >about Misty, admiring her looks, her personality, her charms, while Ash kept reminding >them she was not any of those things. Shadow: *Ash* She has no looks, no personality, or charms! The typical American Animation character! >Finally, Ash was just mad, so mad he yelled out loudly: > > "MISTY HAS NO SENSE OF DIRECTION, NO PERSONALITY, NO CHARM AND IS NOT >CUTE!"Ash yelled out, Shadow: That's what I just said! >MIsty just had heard him, everyone stared at him. > > "WHY YOU..YOU...JERK!"Misty yelled out. She picked up a rock from the ground, and >threw it at him, hard. Shadow: Breaking his skull wide open. Brains the consistency of watered-down pudding started leaking out. Kage Y: At least, that's how the story would have gone if Ryu Cheese wrote this! > "OW! YOU TOMBOY!"He called back, followed by another rock. > > "BRAT!"Yet another rock. > > "um.......WENCH!"And, another rock! This went on for a while, until Ash cut it out. Kage Y: He let it loose? Shadow: Cut the cheese? Cham Cham: Let 'er rip? Kristina X: Guys... > "What do you.....*ouch*..think of ....her now?????"Ash asked the boys after >everything had happened. > > "She is so strong!!!" They said admirangly. Ash sighed. After they departed with >their friends, Jack, John and Red called Ash over for a private talk. Sakura: Hey! If they've just departed with their friends, how are they calling Ash over for a private talk? > > "Man, you are really lucky, to have a babe like her be around you, go for her Ash, she's worth it," Red said, Shadow: Despite the age difference and such... >the other guys nodded. Ash didn't say anything and walked of, the guys cheered for him, >and Ash threw a rock at them while they laughed. > > "Why did you say that Ash? It made me feel terribull, Sakura: What part of Terribull was she feeling? >*sniff*" Misty said this teary eyed. Ash looked at her face, she was crying!!! All: NAAAW! REALLY?! >Misty, the tough one of all 3, was crying! Sakura: Well, if YOU were with two boys, and had to act tough all the time wouldn't YOU crack eventually? >Ash immidiatly felt terribull, Shadow: OHMIGOD! THEY'RE SEXUALLY HARASSING THE POOR THING! *WHAM!* Thank you. I needed that... >what a mean thing to do. The others guys liked her, why was Ash so againtsher?WHY?WHY? >WHY? All: BECAUSE WE LIKE YOU! o/~ M-O-U-S-E! o/~... > > "um...MIsty I"Ash stopped short, he was oaky KAge Y: You mean he's got wood? Shadow: A boner? Sakura, Cham Cham, and Kristina X: GUYS! SHUT UP! >about saying sorry meanigfully to guys, but Misty was different, she was so hard to talk >to, without saying something stupid. Sakura: Ash, look: you're a guy... You will_ALWAYS_say something stupid! LIVE WITH IT! > > "I should leave you two alone to work this out,"Brock said grabbing Pikachu and >Running on ahead. Ash looked at Misty, who's face was now a little tear-stained. > > "MIsty, i'm sorry for...for..everything, all I said was compleatly the opposite, >really!"Ash said, he seemed to forget that he said she was not cute, the opposite would >be she was. All: NO SHIT, SHERLOCK! > > "You..you think I'm cute?"MIsty asked. Ash blushed, he didn't answere and ra Shadow: BY THE POWER OF RA! >on ahead to catch up with Brock. After MIsty had caought up, she was being alot nicer to Ash. She even let him lead everyone to Fuchsia city! Shadow: *Ash* Umm, Misty? What's your hand doing inside my pants? >Which ended up leading them to Saffron. Yet, MIsty did not yell at him or make fun of him. And Ash found himself, falling in love for the cute girl. Kristina X: I thought he already was? >In Saffron, Misty went shopping, and Brock went looking for the latest breeding gear, All: SAAY! Kage Y: *Brock* Lemmesee... Mareep-skin condoms, blow-up Pikachu doll, Jelly Dildo, Schoolgirl uniform... >little did Ash know, that he was being watched by six eyes from 3 people. > > Pikachu looked at Ash slyly. All: SAAY! > > "Pikapi!pi??(You like MIsty, don't you?) After a long time, Ash could understand >Pikachu's words. Shadow: It took him four hours to translate that sentence. > 'L-L-LIKE MISTY!? no..well"Ash said back. > > "pi! Shadow: Pikachu's being filthy! (you do)"Pikachu said. > > "How did you know?"Ash said relunctantly. Pikachu looked a little suprised that Ash >admitted it all so quickley. > > "Pika!pipipipipip!chu!Pikachu!ka!(You are always lokking at her, Kage Y: Leave Loki out of this! >anyone could tell, espiacialy the way acted around her when we went to the pokemon tower >for ghost pokemon, Sakura: Run-on sentence alert, spelling mistakes abundant, lack of necessary punctuation, bad capitalization and grammar... >and at the ghost of maiden's peak festival, you saw her and totally drooled) Shadow: So did Ken... >"Pikachu explained of memory's Ash Cham Cham: Memory's Ash? Kage Y: The brother of Girlsaid and cousin of CommentedChrono and Eachother. >often thought when thinking about Misty. > > "That obvious huh? Okay i edmit, i like her alot! I like Misty alot!"Ash said. > > "Pika!chu!(tell her!)" > > "No way, she dosn't feel the same way about me! And also, we will never see each >other again after she gets her bike back, thats all she's around for!"Ash said. > > "kakaka! Shadow: Pikachu's_STILL_being filthy! >(you'd be suprised fella!)"Pikachu said quietly. > > "What?"Ash asked. Cham Cham: He said, "kakaka"! > "Ka!(nothing)" Meanwhile, the eyes watching Ash were non other then Team Rocket! >Jessie, James and Meowth. All: Figures... > "ooooooh! Little boy has a crush!"Jessie said eavily. Shadow: How does one be Eavil? > "Leave this to me!"James said slyly. With that, james stepped out ogf the bushes >team R were hiding in, and tapped Ash on the shoulder. > > "huh?"Ash said whirling around, when he saw james, he stood protectivley in front >of Pikachu, which Team R was always triening to steal. Sakura: Trine-ing? Wow, an FF7 crossover! > "Relax, we're not interested in Pikachu today!"James said. Ash looked at him >questionly. > > "I coulnd't help hearing your conversation with Pikachu, don't blush, it's not like >no one saw it coming, anyway, let me give you some advice," Kage Y: Like James has ever had a girlfriend before. Shadow: *opens mouth* Kage Y: No fanboy talk. Shadow: *shuts mouth* >James said putting his arm around Ash"s Shoulder, Shadow: *James* Let's Go into the bushes, Ash! I have something to... show you! >Ash blushed furiosly, when suddenly in the distance, he saw Misty coming there way!! Sakura: Oh, no! > Misty looked at the shoes she had just bought happily! These are sure to impress Ash >if he thinks I am cute!"Misty said happily. Misty was so happy when Ash took everything >back. Kristina X: So how's Misty feeling? Sakura: Dunno, maybe she's feeling a little down. >Misty only went on and on about the dumb bike she never liked much anyway to hide her >feelings for Ash! Shadow: Boy. She had ME fooled! I thought she felt quite strongly for that bike! >She was starting to feel that he felt the same about her. She thought Ash was cute, but >never would tell him that, it wasn't the same thing as him telling her she was cute. Kage Y: It's not? >She stopped in her tracks when Ash came into sight. He was walking to a shop with... >James? Of Team Rocket? Misty always thoughjt that James was handsome but a jerk, >lokking at the two together made her blush. Shadow: Misty's getting an idea for a gay porn film now. Kristina X: Don't. Say that. Again. >She couldn't catch the name of what they were walking into. Cham Cham: *Misty* Hmmm... "Butch's Gay Bar and Grill"... > Jessie watched James, and fury went down her spine, he was helping Ash with his girl >trouble! JERK! Cham Cham: I dunno... I think it's kinda romantic... > "Lets go Meowth!"Jessie said grabing the cat and dragging him off growling. Cham Cham: Meowth is growling? > "Buy her flowers?"Ash said questionly when James bought the dozen roses and handed them to Ash. > > "Yup, in my rich family, when I was first introduxced to Jessabelle (who I hate) my >parents made me buy her flowers. Cham Cham: How'd he pronounce that? Shadow: The parenthesis? Trade secret. Cham Cham: I meant 'introduxced.' >She actually fell in love with me for doing that! I don't know why the girls like >flowers."James answered "Now go on"he said! > > Ash ran out of the store to see Misty running out to him. > > "Ash? What were ya doin' in there? huh?" Misty said, and stopped when Ash handed >the flowers to her. Kage Y: *Ash* Here you go... Now, RUN! Shadow: *storekeeper* What the... HEY! Get back here! You haven't paid for that! > > "Ash I...thank you! She took them and hugged him tightly, and to her suprise, he >hugged her back. She ran off happily to show Brock. > > "Maybe she does like me! She's Cute when she smiles!" Ash said happliy, and ran >after her. Shadow: Due to her cuteness, he thinks she likes him? Kristina X: *Ash* I bet the grocery store clerk likes me too! She has pretty hair! >The end. All: Praise the Lord! >(I may write a sequal, anyway, All: NO! DON'T DO IT! > the end so far, Kage Y: *author* The end... for now... bwahahahahaha..... >please put it ont Ash and Misty romance novels page!) Shadow: No. *All leave* ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Dark Place) *nightime. Legato's in bed, reading. Dan: *Comes into the room, running and waving a piece of paper.* I FOUND IT! Legato: What? What did you find? Dan: The alternate version of Chibiusa's 7th Birthday! *Thunderclap and flash of lightning* Legato: Excellent. *grin* FWOOSH! ======================================================================================== Season One: episode 1-13 Season Two: episode 14: SLAYERS IDIOTIC: A Parody Prequel episode 15: The Belmont Anime Geek Table Squad vs Evangelion, Macross and Gundam episode 16: Project A-ko vs. Sailor Moon episode 17: Slayers Idiotic II: NAGA'S REALLY BIG RETURN episode 18: Slayers Idiotic III: LINA IN SPACE episode 19: Slayers Idiotic IV: Lina Versus Gourry! episode 20: The Ranma Group Spends a Week At Belmont episode 21: FINAL CONFRONTATION: Slayers Idiotic V episode 22: Pokemon: Two guys, A girl, and a Pikachu Quote o' the Day: > After that, Misty caught up with him, and got mad for wrecking her bike, and said >she would follow him until he payed her back, Shadow: *Ash* Aw, C'mon, Misty! This is the Men's room! Get out! Sakura: *Misty* I'm not leaving until you pay for my... Goodness, that's huge! Oh, just a gentle reminder that my E-mail address is ken_chanx@hotmail.com! Send Fanfics, Jokes, Quotes, notes of your undying love, Flames (uh... on second thought...)