Legal Stuff 'n' such Mystery Science Theatre 3000 & related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. all other characters and likenesses are owned by their respectable owners. Please don't sue me! I'm poorer than dirt! Ken's Notes: Hey, look! I'm doing that doubleheader lemon thing again! If you are under 18, it is my responsibility to tell you: don't read this! If you read this and get caught, don't blame me... I'll deny everything! MUHAHA! Ahem! Anyway, the girls are first. With that out of the way, here we gooo! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (SOAP) *You come upon Ken-Chan X and Lara arguing. They stop the instant you walk in the room.* Ken-Chan X: Hello, peeps... Lara: That's slang for "people"... Ken-Chan X: Thanky... Anyway, last time, the bad guys tried to send us the alternate version of "Chibiusa's Seventh Birthday"... Lara: Operative word: TRIED! Ken-Chan X: Indeed! And like the last time, we sent it back at 'em! With an *Heh heh* EXTRA surprise! A "Nuke" Virus! Lara: We just hope they don't retaliate like the last time... Ken-Chan X: Nah! They're computer's melted and their address has been blocked! We won't hear from them for a while! We can plan our escape! *Loudspeaker crackles to life.* Loudspeaker: ALL SOAP INHABITANTS! GET YOUR ASSES TO THE CONTROL ROOM! NOW!!! Ken-Chan X: Or I could be wrong... *opening song* In the not to distant future, (Who cares just when!) A guy kidnaps some characters And decides just then... (Zoinks!) Knives: I'll send 'em cruddy fanfics! The worst that I can find! (Dominique, Zazie, Hoppered, Midvalley, Leonov, Caine: Lalala!) Then we'll see how long They keep their lil' minds (E.G. Mine, Monev, Chapel, Rai-Dei, Legato, Gray: Lalala!) Now remember, even Zelgadis can't control when the stories come. He's just gonna take another 'zac (... and maybe anot'r Tum!) MST'er ROLL CALL! Misty!: (GO, Starmie!) Cham Cham!: (Me like Spam!) Key!: (30,000?!) Lara!: (>sniffle< I'm lost!) Kristina X!: (Blaster Beeeam!) Akurei!: (Suffer, Bill Gates!) Tenshi!: (You are forgiven!) Sasami!: (Ryo'ohki!) Sakura!: (Haaadoken!) Sailor Mercury!: (Stupid fanboy!) If you're asking how they eat 'n' breathe And, uh, other types of stuff, Calm yourself, put down that bottle 'o' Jolt, And kick back in the buff (eep!), For MST Ripoff 2K! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- (SOAP Control Room) *All inhabitants are present. Shadow is in his cat form* Ken-Chan X: So, whos' going to push the button? Happosai? Happosai: Sponges are sexy because they're soapy! Ken-Chan X: O-keey... Link? Do the honors? Link: The Gung Ho Guns are calling! *pushes red button* *An image of Legato and the other Gung Ho Guns appears.* Legato: Well, now! How'd you know? Link: Lucky guess. I think... Legato: Ah, well. Your attempts failed slightly. I am now here with my "family". Nakoruru has come with me. The others are back at the Dark Place, trying to fix the system. Ken-Chan X: Gee. I'd be happy for you... if you weren't so evil... in a Bishy sort of way... Where_ARE_you, anyway? Legato: Well, I'm sure Link could tell you. Link: Don't count on it... Waaait a minute! You're not at... (Windfish Egg) Legato: Ha ha ha! YES! We are living in the Windfish's Egg. If the inhabitants of Koholint Island thought those weird creatures were nighmares... Anyway, I must turn things over to my lord and master... KNIVES! (SOAP) Vash: KNIVES?! I should have known! (Windfish Egg) Knives: Indeed! Oh, Legato... Legato: Yes, master? Knives: Could you get into this weird coffin-like cape thing before I beat you like the human bitch that you are? Legato: Yes, Master! *does so* Knives: Anyway, you pitiful worms, I must punish you severely for your... words fail me... disobedience. So, like the last time, you must watch two lemons for each sex. (SOAP) Lara: *Elbowing Ken in the ribs* See? Told ya so! Ken-Chan X: B-but, Mr.Knives! Ash still has that chip that zaps him whenever he thinks perverted thoughts... Ash: Yeah! *ZAP!* oww... Ken-Chan X: ... and Happosai is STILL quite not right after that blow I inflicted... Happosai: Dogs eat apple sauce to save the ozone layer! Snausages! Ken-Chan X: Whatever... Happosai: You're welcome! (Windfish Egg) Knives: Which is why I'm evil. We must decide who goes in first... But before I do that, I shall introduce the other Gung Ho Guns for the convenience of those who've (Heaven forbid!) never heard of them! Monev the Gale! Miniguns are his thing! Dominique the Cyclops! She can stop you cold in your tracks with her Demon's eye... AND THEN KILL YOU! Monev & Dominique: Yo! Knives: E.G. Mine! He can shoot spikes at you! Rai-Dei the Blade! He's a mean Samurai who wants to experience the fear of impending death! Leonov the Puppetmaster! He can control robotic puppets from a distance... hence the nickname! E.G. & Rai-Dei: Hey! Leonov: Hmph! Knives: Hoppered the Gauntlet! A psycho who spins around in his bulletproof shield, like a top... OF DEATH! Zazie the Beast! He can control Sandworms and stuff, because he's a... DEMON CHILD! Caine the Longshot! He's the deadly death-bringing sniper... OF DEATH! Hoppered: Greetings, mein Heir! Zazie: 'llo... DIE! *twitch* Caine: Hey there. Knives: Grey the Ninelives! He's a behemoth of robotic death and massacre! Grey: ... Knives: Chapel the Evergreen! He... Aww, hell! Where is he? Zazie: I believe he's in the kitchen. Knives: Aww, cripes! And I just bought apples... Anyway, he'll shoot you with the twin machine guns that look like a cross! And, to a lesser extent, your very own Wolfwood... (SOAP) Wolfwood: SHUT UP! I am_NOT_a Gung Ho Gun! Chapel was just my father figure, okay?! Vash: Geez, Nick! Calm down! WE know you won't turn against us, right gang? *chorus of "Well, I suppose..."* (Windfish Egg) Knives: Whatever. Anyway, by decision of a coin toss, the girls are first! Push the button, Nakoruru! Nakoruru: 'tis pushed, my leige! (SOAP) *lights and klaxons* Lara: Oh, poopies! We've got Lemon Fanfic sign! *Door sequence: Door 6: Dogbone door. Opens automatically. Door 5: Satan is standing in front of you. He asks if you'll sell your soul if you don't have to watch this fanfic. You step on his foot and run away, giggling. Door 4: It's Mihoshi, Usagi and C-ko. They start crying for no good reason. You barely make it out without drowning from the resulting tears. Door 3: It's a drawbridge. It slowly opens, the rusty squeak slowly driving you insane. Door 2: It's a Legend of Zelda-type closed door. You light all the torches and the door opens... and a key falls from the ceiling. Door 1: It's a wall! You use the key on it and it swings wide open! Seated left to right: Misty, Key, Lara, Tenshi, Akurei, Cham Cham, Sasami, Kristina X, Sailor Mercury and Sakura.* >PokeSex Misty: Wha..??!! But I was in one of them LAST time! What gives? Knives: *over speaker* Well, I couldn't find any for any of the others... so I chose you! Pardon the pun. Misty: You could have convinced Ken to write one! Ken-Chan X: *Over speaker* I have more self-respect than that! Lara: Since when? >by Mysterious Author Cham Cham: What wrong, chickensh**? Afraid to give true name? >It was nigthfall. Kristina X: AHA! The author of the story was Nigthfall! Misty: Don't be stupid... >There was unknown terrian out there, and Hip wanted to explore it. All: WHO?! >Hop, Hip's twin brother, had rejected, but had no choice Akurei: uh... "Have a fun"? "Ha ha what a weird!"? >for Hip clobbered Hop and knocked him out, and Hip dragged Hop away with him. Tenshi: Who are these guys? Lara: They're the happy little imps that are going to rape Misty! *tee hee* Misty: I'm sorry, Lara, but I_AM_going to have to kill you now... Tenshi: I agree. >Brock decided to follow, for Hip gave him a stern look. Hip left Ash and Misty, for >they were sleeping. Key: Maybe they're the Plot Device Imps! Sailor Mercury: I could go with that theory... >Ash woke up and looked around, Akurei: He had a dream where Misty was being raped by tentacles. He was now extremely horn- *WHAM!* >but could'nt find his friends anywhere. Kristina X: Y'know, that just fit... >Ash just sighed, and sat down. He looked at Misty, and sighed loveingly. Sakura: How's that again? Lara: I thing it's like looking at someone lovingly, just spelled different. Sakura: oh. >Ash, with nothing to do, pulled down his pajama shorts and started masterbating. All: Natch... >He stroked his cock with his fist up and down, up and down. All: Side to side, side to side... >He let out a soft moan and came a little bit. Pikachu, hearing it's master's soft >moan, perked it's ears up and sat up. > >"Pi?" Pikachu said, a little tired. "Pikapi?" Lara: *Pikachu (translated)* What's all the... OH, SWEET JESUS! WHAT THE *bleep*?! >'Oh great,' Ash thought, 'Pikachu heard me!' Pikachu stood up and walked towards >Ash, and shook it's head. Pikachu then saw Ash's dick, and it's eyes went wide and >it looked up at Ash. "Pika-chu? Pika Pi Pi Chu?" > >"Yes, Pikachu. This is a cock." Ash said. Pikachu let out a "Pi!" and reached down >where it's private was supposed to be. Sasami: He then realized, since he was a character in a kids' show, that he didn't have one. >It unzipped something with it's maple like hands, and then pulled something out. Cham Cham: This pretty *bleep*-ed up! >It's dick was a sight to behold. It was big, and long, and had a hideous purple >head. All: EEEEW! >.< ICK! ICK! ICK! >"Pikapi?" Pikachu asked, pointing down at it's cock. Tenshi: Ummm... Misty? I think... Misty: I know. I know. *averts eyes* >"Yes." Ash said. He did'nt know Pikachu was of the male gender. Kristina X: He didn't?! Boy! He_IS_out of touch! >Pikachu looked down at his manhood and smiled. "Pika!" He went. Sasami: Pikachu KNEW he shouldn't have drank all that cola... >"Ohhh." Misty groaned, having heard the entire conversation between the boy and his >Pokemon. She turned around sleepily, and saw Ash and Pikachu talking, and she saw >both of thier cocks. Misty: If only I were nearsighted... >Ash and Pikachu looked at Misty. Sakura: She was one hot tamale! *WHAM!* >"Misty, uhm...uh...hi...." He started. Misty silenced him, and got out of her >sleeping bag. Misty: Bad story me! You should have stayed in the sleeping bag! >Ash's and Pikachu's eyes went WIDE as they relized she was sleeping without panties >on. Akurei: Happosai had struck again... >She took off her shirt and sat down next to Ash. She looked at him lovingly and >said nothing as her hand went down and carrased his dick. Kristina X: How does one "carras"? >Pikachu went over and Misty started petting him, and carrasing his dick as well. Lara: Well. Whatever "Carrasing" is, Misty's doing it to their, um, members. >Ash kissed Misty and licked her breasts, and her nipples hardered, Tenshi: You ever notice that the spelling and grammar in these things suck? >she kissed his head, then licked his chest after he was done. She wrapped her legs >around Ash's body, and Sasami: Squeezed the life out of him. The end. >Ash pushed a little upwards, his dick entering Misty's thight, virgin pussy. >Pikachu smiled, and entered Misty from the rear. All: Oh, good lord! Misty: Why does Pikachu have to be in this one? Why does he have to put his thing in my butt?! Lara: I do believe it is because Ash has his dick in your thight, not-so-virgin pussy! *WHAM!* Kristina X: I do believe Lara deserves props for ripping on the spelling in this piece of tripe. Lara: Word. >Misty pumped herself up and down, Ash and Pikachu keeping up the beat. She moaned, >as she was about to orgasm, Key: Why else? >and Pikachu licked Misty's asschecks and back. Lara: "Asschecks"?! Kristina X: I'd like to cash this asscheck! >Ash kissed Misty and played with her mouth and tounge, while he moaned. Kristina X: "Hey, Kristina. What did you do today?" "Well, I sat in a theatre, mocking someone's spelling and grammar in a poor excuse of a lemon." >Simotanously, Ash and Pikachu exploded thier loads into Misty, while she spasmed. >They all fell to a heap to the ground and fell asleep. Lara: Because, it WAS still the middle of the night, after all... >They were exaushted, Tenshi: ...And drunk. >and Ash wondered what he would do when Hip, Hop, and Brock returned, but for now, >he just sighed as he slept, soaked and still inside Misty. Misty: Holy, freakin' run-on sentence, Batman! >END > >Well, how did you like this story? I liked it, and had some fun while making it too. Kristina X: I just bet... >I just love hentai. All: We noticed! >Warning this is a Lemon fanfic; which means that it is adult oriented and has >sexual content. Misty: TOO FREAKIN' LATE FOR THAT, ISN'T IT? Sasami: Actually, I do believe this is the intro to the second fanfic... >If you are under legal age or easily offended by this kind of material, then please >hit the back button on your browser. Kristina X: Alrighty... Back... BACK!... BACK, Dammit! Lara: Settle down. It won't work! >This is also my first lemon fanfic and it's not that great and it may not make that >much sense. Kristina X: Well, at least he's being honest... >NOTE: none of these characters are mine and are the property of somebody else. > >Please send all comments or suggestions to: Mike_Forever@hotmail.com *All write down address.* >It was a quiet day at the carrot patch and Tenchi was hard All: Saay... Sasami: Yeah! Heh heh... Wait a minute... TENCHI??!! Oh, crap! >at work picking some carrots for lunch. Sasami had nothing to do that day so she >decided to go help Tenchi. Lara: "Help him," eh? Sasami: Shut up! I don't love him! However, my sister, Ryoko, Washuu, Mihoshi... Lara: Okay! Okay! We get the point! >On her head sat Ryo-ohki who miayed contentedly Sasami: Hmmm... I've never heard her make THAT sound... >for she knew that they were going to the carrot patch. Tenchi looked up form his >work and saw Sasami walking down the road wearing shorts and a T-shirt. Tenchi was >sweating profusely and decided to take off his shirt, to reveal a muscular chest, >in an effort to cool off. All but Sasami: Whoaa! *Swoon* Sasami: Aww, nuts! He's gotten to you too! >Sasami saw Tenchi hard at work and noticed how cute he was when he was bare-chested. All: eeee! *faint* Sasami: Oh, hush! I'm not interested in him! >Tenchi had always had a secret crush on Tenchi and didn't know how to approach her. All: *giggle* Kristina X: Ayeka and the rest will be so disappointed! >As Sasami came into full view Tenchi's dick started to grow in his shorts. Soon >Tenchi's hard-on became too hard to hide, comfortably. Sasami, by this time had >noticed the bulge in Tenchi's pants. Tenchi kept working despite his discomfort. > >Ryo-oki had now dug a tunnel under the ground to get at one of the carrots. Sasami: Well, that's good! As long as she doesn't get involved. >She nibbled at the first carrot she came to. The carrot was relatively large and >would take a lot of time to eat. Akurei: Hmmm. I suddenly get the feeling that this particular carrot is going to be used... Tenshi: Me too. >Tenchi came to the carrot that Ryo-oki was chewing on and was unable to rip it from >the ground. Sasami asked Tenchi if he needed any help and bent down close to him >glancing at his bulge, trying not to let him notice. Sasami squatted down next to >Tenchi and started to pull on the carrot. All: Saay... >After much effort the carrot was torn from the ground, carrying the little cabbitt >Ryo-oki with it, Sakura: Could have sworn it was Cabbit... with ONE "T"! >and sent Sasami and Tenchi flying. Tenchi fell on his back and Sasami fell on top >of his stomach face down. All: Natch... Sasami: HOW? How so? >Tenchi and Sasami both moaned slightly in ecstasy as Sasami's pussy was mashed onto >Tenchi's stiff dick. All: OH, GOOD LORD!!! >Sasami enjoyed what she was feeling and started to move her hips up and down on >Tenchi's bulge. All: urgh! Akurei: In a slightly ironic switch, I do believe I am going to be violently ill! Tenshi: As am I! All: So are we! Key: Key is glad she does not have feelings... wait a minute... >Tenchi was slightly dazed and as he came out of it he looked down to see his >fantasies come true. Kristina X: You mean he had fantasies of screwing his 200 year old, but STILL underage half-sister?! Lara: We are going to have to hurt you, now... Kristina X: Don't hurt me... it's the author's fault! >Tenchi reached down and lifted Sasami's tight shirt over her head and flung it >aside. Lara: Hey, Sasami. How'd your shirt suddenly become so tight? Sasami: Maybe my young, under-developed breasts suddenly grew... Lara: My, you have a great humor about this. Sasami: Hmm... You're right! That's weird... >Sasami was meanwhile undoing Tenchi's short's as well as her own. Tenchi lay >totally naked under a half-clothed Sasami. All Sasami was wearing was her >under-garments. Tenchi leaned forward between Sasami's young tits and undid her >front-clasp bra with his teeth. Tenchi removed the bra with a small tug. Tenchi's >hands moved down and grabbed the crotch of Sasami's panties. Sasami started to get >really wet now. Key: How? Sasami's only about nine or ten in Jurainian years! Sasami: Yeah!... How'd you know that? Key: Key just listened when you said so the first time... Key also saw most of the series! *crashing of fourth wall* >Tenchi slipped the pink frilly panties in a swift motion. Sailor Mercury: How'd he slip them? Off? On? Help me out here... >Sasami raised up to allow her panties to come off, then she settle herself down on >Tenchi's stiff prick. Tenchi held Sasami on the tip of his prick and told the >virgin Sasami that this would hurt a bit, Sasami didn't care much because she >wanted Tenchi so badly. Sasami: Since when? Lara: BOY, Ayeka and the others are going to be disappointed... *WHAM!* >Tenchi forced all of Sasami's weight down as fast as he could. Sasami cried out in >pain as her pussy gave way to Tenchi massive prick was split open. Kristina X: ... The hell? Sakura: Finger? Akurei: "I lurk in the shadows, a ninja"? "Go kicky fast okay"? >The pain quickly subsided and was soon replaced with pleasure. Tenchi lifted Sasami >until only the tip of his dick was left inside Sasami. Tenchi brought Sasami back >down and lifted her slowly back up. Tenchi continued this motion while lifting his >hips up to meet Sasami's downstrokes. Lara: How'd he get so good at this type of thing? Akurei: Well, maybe being a dateless loser before he met all the girls gave him a lot of time on his hands, if ya know what I mean... Lara: Oooh... OOOH! *smacks Kristina X* >Sasami started to gyrate her hips from side to side, trying to increase the >friction inside her love hole. > >Ryo-ohki was, meanwhile, still working away at the tip of the carrot. She had no >idea of what was going on at the surface. Ryo-ohki felt small tremors in the >ground from Tenchi's humping action, but thought nothing of it. Sasami: As I've said: That's good. As long as she doesn't get involved. >Back at the surface both Sasami and Tenchi were reaching their climax. There was >much labored breathing and moaning between the two of them. Tenchi slowed down a >bit to try and prolong the pleasure for both of them. Ryo-ohki heard all the >screaming and came up to investigate. All: No, Ryo'ohki! Go back underground! >She dug a tunnel along-side the carrot she was just eating and popped her little >head out. She watched curiously as Tenchi and Sasami screamed in ecstasy as they >both climaxed. All: Quickly, Ryo'ohki! Dig back underground! Stay uninvolved! >Both exhausted, Tenchi and Sasami decided to rest for a while. They just lay there >to catch their breath and relax their muscles. When they were rested Tenchi made >the first move by rolling over and reaching for the carrot that Ryo-ohki was >nibbling on. Misty: *Ryo'ohki (Translated)* Hey! Gimme that back! HEY! Don't stick that in th- Aww, DAMMIT! >Sasami looked up curiously and smiled at the thought of what Tenchi was about to do. >Tenchi dusted off the carrot a bit, kneeled down in front of Sasami and stuffed the >carrot up in her pussy. All but Sasami: *grin* >Ryo-ohki gave a whelp of protest and ran to Sasami. Sasami: No, Ryo'ohki! Don't do it! >She watched Sasami's pussy swallow the carrot and then jumped in after it. Sasami: NOOOOOOO! Misty: She do'd it! >Sasami squealed with delight. Tenchi lifted Sasami and crawled under her, laying >her on his chest face-up. Tenchi stuffed his cock up her tight, little asshole. >Ryo-ohki crawled up farther into Sasami's pussy in an effort to retrieve the stolen >carrot. Kristina X: Wow. You must have an extremely stretchy vagina to be able to accomodate a large carrot AND a small mammal! *WHAM!* Sasami: *putting away Frying Pan of Insane Pain (tm)* Shut. The hell. Up. >Ryo-ohki, realizing that it would be impossible to pull the carrot out, sat and >nibbled at the carrot. Ryo-ohki had to come up for air every once in a while, Lara: Whoa! Tenchi must have pushed it in pretty far for that to happe-*WHAM!* >this increased the friction in Sasami's pussy. By this time Sasami was thoroughly >enjoying herself. Sasami's tight ass muscles loosened up slightly, as Sasami began >to relax. Tenchi began to move up and down and lifted Sasami in an effort to get >some friction on his dick. Tenchi slowly increased the pace at which he pounded his >meat into Sasami. Sailor Mercury: *Macho Man Randy Savage* Step up to a Slim Jim! *WHAM!* >At the same time Tenchi reached around to tease his lovers' clit. Sailor Mercury: And was promtly bitten on the finger by Ryo'ohki. >His other hand grabbed Sasami's tiny pink nipple on her left side. Sasami brought >her right hand up to her breast and ran little circles around her nipple with her >index finger. Her other hand moved down and reached between her legs. She continued >down until her hand met Tenchi's balls, she then gave Tenchi's balls a light >squeeze. Misty: Screw Tenchi! How'd Sasami get so good at this type of thing? Sailor Mercury: Ummm... this is just a stab in the dark, but... this is just a story?! >Tenchi returned the favor by pinching Sasami's nipple and clit between his thumb >and index finger. By this time Ryo-ohki was almost done the carrot and tried to >push the rest of the carrot out through Sasami's vaginal opening. This gave Sasami >a jolt of pleasure and brought her close to climax. Lara: *sarcastic* Gee. Only close? >Sasami let Tenchi know this by tugging spasmodically on Tenchi's balls, Sakura: and accidently ripped them off! Lara: My, we're a violent bunch! Sakura: Yes, indeedy do! >Tenchi began to hump faster and faster trying to bring Sasami and himself over the >verge of climax. It worked, both of them moaned and shuddered as they reached their >second climax at the same. time. Kristina X: Good Lord! The author sure doesn't know how to structure a sentence. Sakura: Indeed. Commas where they're not needed, or where a new sentence should begin. Un-needed periods... >Cum began to seep out of Sasami's ass, Tenchi waited until he was limp before he >withdrew from her ass. Misty: Why? >Ryo-ohki had finally pushed the rest of the carrot out of Sasami's pussy and began >to nibble on it. All: EEW! GROSS! Misty: Why? For all that is holy, WHY?! Why us? >Sasami looked over to Tenchi and lovingly whispered "I LOVE You Tenchi." Sasami: The hell I do! >End of Part 1 All: what? >Stay tuned for part 2-coming soon All: *chanting* Don'tmakeuswatchparttwo! Don'tmakeuswatchparttwo!! *Doors open. They exit.* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (SOAP Control Room) Lara: This is all your fault, Ken! Misty: Yeah! If it weren't for you, we wouldn't of had to watch those... horrible FICS! Ken-Chan X: Hey, look. I'm very sorry that this happened! But, since we guys have to go next, I absolutely promise I'll suffer! Lara: You promise? Ken-Chan X: Yes. Lara: Well... all right! *lights and klaxons* Link: Oh, poopies! We've got Lemon Fanfic sign! TO BE CONTINUED! FWOOSH! ==================================================================================== Season One: episode 1-13 Season Two: episode 14: SLAYERS IDIOTIC: A Parody Prequel episode 15: The Belmont Anime Geek Table Squad vs Evangelion, Macross and Gundam episode 16: Project A-ko vs. Sailor Moon episode 17: Slayers Idiotic II: NAGA'S REALLY BIG RETURN episode 18: Slayers Idiotic III: LINA IN SPACE episode 19: Slayers Idiotic IV: Lina Versus Gourry! episode 20: The Ranma Group Spends a Week At Belmont episode 21: FINAL CONFRONTATION: Slayers Idiotic V episode 22: Pokemon: Two guys, A girl, and a Pikachu episode 23: REENIE'S REAL 7TH BIRTHDAY. . .AND SERENA'S SWEET 16TH episode 24: Doubleheader: Pokesex & "At the Carrot Patch" Quote o' the Day: >Tenchi had always had a secret crush on Tenchi and didn't know how to approach her. Oh, just a gentle reminder that my E-mail address is ken_chanx@hotmail.com! Send Fanfics, Jokes, Quotes, notes of your undying love, Flames (uh... on second thought...)