Legal Stuff 'n' such Mystery Science Theatre 3000 & related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. all other characters and likenesses are owned by their respectable owners. Please don't sue me! I'm poorer than dirt! Ken's Notes: This is part two of two. Part one was the guys, part two is the girls. I chose two characters to torture for each part. Just be warned: If you are under 18, this is your FINAL warning! With that out of the way, here we gooo! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Last time: (SOAP Control Room) *lights & klaxons* Lara: Oh, poopies! WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN! In the not to distant future, (Who cares just when!) A guy kidnaps some characters And decides just then... (Zoinks!) Dark Shadowy Figure: I'll send 'em cruddy fanfics! The worst that I can find! (Dan, Nakoruru & Rezo:Lalala!) Then we'll see how long They keep their lil' minds (Team Rocket: Lalala!) Now remember, even Zelgadis can't control when the stories come. He's just gonna take another 'zac (... and maybe anot'r Tum!) MST'er ROLL CALL! Sailor Mercury!: (Stupid Fanboy!) Sakura!: (Haaadoken!) Lara!: (>sniffle< I'm lost!) Misty!: (GO, Starmie!) Cham Cham!: (Me like Spam!) Kristina X!: (Blaster Beeeam!) Tenshi!: (You are forgiven!) Akurei!: (Suffer, Bill Gates!) If you're asking how they eat 'n' breathe And, uh, other types of stuff, Calm yourself, put down that bottle 'o' Jolt, And kick back in the buff (eep!), For MST Ripoff 2K! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- (SOAP) *Door sequence: Door 6: Dogbone door. Opens automatically Door 5: Usagi & C-ko sit on a couch watching "My Dog Skip". You barely make it out without drowning in the resulting tears. Door 4: It's Lucille from Samurai Pizza Cats! You have accidently woken her up! You avoid the Macross-style onslaught of missiles. Door 3: It's a drawbridge. It slowly opens, the rusty squeak slowly driving you insane. Door 2: It's Kirby! He's covered in bandages. He cowers in fear. You pet him on the head before moving on. Door 1: It's a wall! One of Lucille's stray missiles blasts an opening. Seated left to right: Sailor Mercury, Misty, Kristina X, Lara, Cham Cham, Sakura, Tenshi and Akurei* Sakura: So which one of us do you think the fanfics are about? Tenshi: Well, I know us self-inserted characters are safe... Lara: Unless Ken-Chan X wrote one! Akurei: naw! He wouldn't do THAT! would he? >Ami-Chan Sailor Mercury: NOOOOO! Lara: Well, he's safe for now... >by ??? Kristina X: To chicken to give a name, huh? >Ami's sexual experiences started at the age of fourteen. All: WHAT??!!! *all look at Sailor Mercury* Sailor Mercury: It's not TRUE!!!! >After staying after school very late, she was confronted by two of her classmates. >They were very direct and asked plain out: "May we rape you? We'll pay!" Cham Cham: Whoa! Odd classmates! Lara: *reading a dictionary* hmmmm..."Rape: noun. The crime of having sexual intercourse with a woman without her conscent."... *to Sailor Mercury* Hope you said no. Sailor Mercury: IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!! >Ami's answer was no, but they raped her anyway. Akurei: Persistant little ones, aren't they? >Joe grabbed the neck of her collar and ripped. Each button of her uniform popped >off one by one, exposing breasts just barely held in by her bra. Kai, on the other >hand had begun groping under her skirt and had slipped his hand inside her >panties. Ami dropped her books and tried to fight them off, but to no avail. Sailor Mercury: Crap. Misty: TRANSFORM INTO SAILOR MERCURY!! >They wrestled her to the ground. Joe fondling her breasts out of the tight bra, Kai's finger probing deep into her womb. Misty: Whoa! Joe... and Kai... aren't those two of the Digidestined?! Sakura: How perceptive... but it's "Tai", not "Kai". >Joe began to unbuckle his belt, but as he did, the buckle hit Ami in the head and >knocked her out. Kristina X: Wow. He must have been standing reeeaally close for THAT to happen! >When she awoke, she was covered in cum. All: eew! >It was in her mouth, her eyes, all over her chest, in her womb, All: Eew! >and she could even feel it inside her butt. All: EEW! ICK!ICK!ICK! >As she got up to collect her clothes, Kristina X: Gotta catch em all! (tm) *wink* *WHAM!* Misty: *discarding broken dowling* Kristina no Baka! >she felt a strange feeling between her legs. All: IT WAS A TENTACLE!! Sailor Mercury: Glad YOUR enjoying this! *pout* Lara: Aww, cheer up! We'll get through this! Sailor Mercury: weeell, all right... >She reached into her vagina and pulled out a wad of cash. She counted it. $50! Akurei: Rich little buggers... >This gave her an idea, which she formulated as she pulled her panties and bra on. All: *chanting* Callthecops! callthecops!... >As she slipped into her skirt and what was left of her shirt. Cham Cham: Shouldn't that have been in previous sentence? Kristina X: yep! .First off, she would have to buy a new school uniform. Lara: ... then call the cops. >The next day she approached Joe and Kai with this proposal: "I will let you and >any of your friends rape me after school on whatever day you want." Lara: Again, "Rape: noun. The crime of having sexual intercourse with a woman without her conscent." >But this was her condition: she would charge $50 per person per orgasm. Tenshi: Quite the entrepreneur, aren't we?! Sailor Mercury: It didn't actually happen, okay? >She also reserved the right to charge extra for various reasons (i.e. if they >wanted to ruin her school uniform, or cause pain to her (like pummeling her with >fists or fucking her when she wasn't wet), etc.) Akurei: *to Tenshi* Y'know, I have a feeling that ALL that is going to happen! Tenshi *to Akurei* Me too, sis. Me too. >They agreed and met her after school in the darkened hallways. Lara: I dunno if that would be a good choice... custodians are usually there after school. Sakura: Maybe he'll join-*Wham!* Sailor Mercury: shush! >There were five of them the first night. At first, she only saw Joe. He ran up and >grabbed her arms, forcing her against the wall. He took out a knife and began to >cut each button off of her school uniform. Akurei: And so it begins... > Threatening that he would kill her if she screamed. Ami, of course, knew this >was all done to increase his pleasure, so she went along with it. Sailor Mercury: WHY?! Why would a story version of me allow him to DO this? Lara: Ummm... because it's a story version of you? > Joe pulled her shirt back roughly and looked in dismay at her plain cotton bra. Kristina X: *Joe* Aww, I WANTED to wear that bra! >"What is this crap", he screamed. He punched her in the stomach. Ami fell to the >floor. "I was expecting some sexy lingerie, bitch!" Sakura: What'd you expect... she's only 14... uh, HOW old are you in reality? Sailor Mercury: eternally 15. > He kicked her in the stomach again. Misty: These guys must be REALLY rich, or something. >Ami felt as if she were going to throw up. She now felt a second person come up >behind her and begin to lift her skirt up. "Same at this end", Lara: What? She's wearing a plain cotton bra under her skirt?! Kink-*THWA-KAM!* Misty: *giving Cham Cham back her boomerang* Quiet! >she heard Kai say. He kicked her right in the pussy. *All wince and cross their legs* Sailor Mercury: Leave Luna out of this! >Now she lay flat on the ground. The cold marble stone pressing against her >semi-exposed chest. She was in immense pain. Misty: Gee, I wonder how THAT happened! >A third person turned her over. "Who gives a shit", he said, "it comes off >anyway". And he ripped her bra off. This man was the first one that night to show any of his skin. Kristina X: *Ami* Your epidermis is showing! Akurei: *third man* Oh No! Where? WHERE?! >He pulled his penis out, waiting a few seconds before it became erect. Then he >stuck it between her breasts and began moving it back and forth. She felt others, >sloppily removing her panties and tearing out pubic hair with it. She stifled a >scream. Lara: But we won't! *All scream* Misty: *Killer from Scream* Hello, Sidney! >"What the fuck??!", said an unknown fourth person, "Why isn't she shaved?" Sailor Mercury: But I shaved this morning! *all look at her* >Then she felt the cold metal of a knife slide in between the lips of her sex. Akurei: ...and cut off her cliteris, causing her to bleed to death. The criminals were later arrested and charged with rape and first, second and any other type of murder. The end. Sakura: o/~ I want your sex... o/~ *WHAM! BAM! MERCI BOUCOUP, MADAM!* Sailor Mercury: *discarding Lara's Huge Squeaky Mallet of Doom (tm)* Misty no George Michael! >This feeling scared her and she arched her back. The man on top of her pushed her >back down with immense strength and continued his journey toward orgasm. Misty: Personally, I prefer Journey to the west... >She narrowly escaped being cut by the knife. "Next time, bitch", she heard from >the vicinity of her legs, this was a fifth person, "You better be shaved." >The man on top of her was beginning to move quicker and quicker. Then he >stopped...waiting for something. All: *groan* not this! >Ami waited too. Then he slapped her. "Open your mouth, you cunt!" She obeyed. The >man began his pleasure again. At the same time, she felt someone enter her between >the legs. 'Not wet...extra money', she thought. Then she felt something warm enter >her mouth and realised that one of her 'assailants' Misty: So, you mean this is all a dream? He's not actually raping her? > had his penis in her mouth. He already had a little bit of cum on the tip from >his excitement between her breasts. Finally, he came into her mouth. Ami nearly >threw up the moment her tongue came in contact with it, but held on. Tenshi: As if she really had a CHOICE! >She choked both from the cum and the penis hitting the back of her throat. Her >eyes were watering. The man finally pulled his penis out of her mouth. Then he >dried it off on her shirt and walked away. All: GOOD RIDDANCE! > Now the man inside of her pussy gave her an instruction: "Struggle", >was all he said. Akurei: "How's this?" Ami said, punching him in the face as hard as she could. Then she grabbed his testicles and SQUEEZED really hard!! The others got scared and left. The end. Sailor Mercury: *sigh* If only that would happen in one of these fics... >She maneuvered to try to get his penis out of her, but he grabbed her waist and >held on. Akurei: Damn. >Ami began to squirm. The man tried to hold her by the waist but couldn't. He >grabbed her hands and pushed them to the floor. All the while, he was moving in >and out of her. She tried struggling harder and he slapped her. He continuously >slapped her until she stopped struggling. This was fine with him, Lara: Not for us, though! This is making me mad! When this is over, remind me to give an extra heapin' helping of pain to Happosai! >he grabbed her breasts with both hands and began squeezing them and using them as >a purchase with which to thrust himself inside of her harder. Kristina X: *fifth man* Excuse me, clerk! I'd like to buy these breasts! >Every time he thrusted, she would arch her back, as if in pain. Because frankly, >she was. But the arching seemed to increase his enjoyment even more. All: nuts. >He came inside of her, she could feel his body shaking with the pleasure of his >orgasm. Then he pulled it out and walked away. Tenshi: two down, three to go! Sailor Mercury: Your actually keeping COUNT?! >Joe was next. He sat down at her head and told her to turn over. She did and found >herself staring right at his penis. Lara: *Ami with a British accent* Small one, isn't it? >"Suck it", he said. *DX entrance music starts to play on loudspeaker. Cham Cham chucks her boomerang at it, totally vaporizing it.* Cham Cham: That should take care of it! *Another one magically appears* Nuts. >She hesitantly took his piece of warm flesh into her mouth and Akurei and Tenshi: ...BIT IT OFF! The end. >was about to begin when she was startled by a strange feeling. It was a penis in >her butt! Startlement quickly turned into anguish as the man moved into her >narrowest passage and began taking his pleasure. She tried to ignore it as much as >she could and took Joe's penis into her mouth. Akurei: ...and... SAY IT WITH ME, EVERONE! All: *bored* ...and bit it off! >She sucked it and moved it about with her tongue. As the pain in her rear became >more accute, it became more apparent in her face, which was already red. >She couldn't breath well with the penis in her throat. And every time it hit >the back of her throat, she gagged. The pain and the gagging made tears begin to >roll down her face. She heard Joe say: "Good. Good." The tears obviously pleased >him, Sakura: ...masochist!! >so she stopped trying to shut out the pain and let it all hit her. More tears ran >in torrents down her face. The man behind her finished and left his cum inside her >butt to slowly dribble out. She couldn't help but think: "How the hell is he going >to get rid of the smell??!" But not for long as Joe's thrusts were becoming faster >and harder and pretty hard to stand. Kristina X: But isn't she kneeling? *all give her odd glances* Hey! I'm blonde! Give me a break! >It was a struggle just breathing now. His penis seemed to fill her whole mouth. So >she was relieved when she felt more warm cum squirt into her mouth. Sailor Mercury: HOW?! How so?! >Joe was moaning. Then he pulled it out and let more cum squirt out into her eye. >She cringed, but Joe didn't mind, because he was already done. He had a bit of a >stunned look on his face and he was shivering. Cham Cham: *Joe* D-damn c-c-c-cold marble floor! >'I must have been good.', she thought. Joe eventually pulled his pants up and >walked off. Tenshi: One more! >All that was left now, was Kai. He said to her: "Just rest...I'll do all the >work." Akurei: y'mean he's gonna rape himself? >Then he sat on top of her stomach and began to masterbate. Tenshi: yep. >He derived visual pleasure from the state her body was in. Lara: ...freak... >Bruises on her breasts from violent hands. Her shirt half hanging off her arms, >the buttons strewn all over the hallway. The tears and cum all over her face and >dribbling out her mouth. The pool of cum that had gathered around her legs from >when it dribbled out. Her skirt pushed up around her waist to allow access to her >pussy. He drew on thoughts from the previous night: Ami's unconcious body covered >in cum. His cum. And blood that had trickled out of her pussy--obviously, it had >been her first time. Sailor Mercury: Well, DUH! >Then he thought about the whole situation...the reason he had picked her out of >all the other girls in the school. Cham Cham: Because he's one sick puppy? Lara: Because no other girl would look his way? Sakura: Because trying to kill the president didn't work? >Sure, she was beautiful, sure she she great hips and breasts. Sailor Mercury: *blushing* aww, shucks! >He looked at her breasts and a shot of pleasure ran through him. But the single >most exciting thing was that he was raping the smartest girl in school. The appeal >of someone totally innocent--he was almost sure that she never thought about self >pleasure. Sailor Mercury: Oh, but I DID! But then I thought better of it. > All this became too much for him to stand and he ejaculated all over her. 'Wow!', >he thought, 'there must be a couple spoonfuls there!' He got up and began to walk >away. Then he remembered something. He walked back and stuffed money into her >pussy--in later ventures, this became the formal was of giving her her payment. Sailor Mercury: Leave Luna out of this! >When Ami finally found enough strength to sit up, she found that she ached all >over. The boys had been VERY rough that night. Kristina X: Compared to...? > She reached between her legs and pulled out a wet wad of cash. $700! She put her >clothes on-or what was left of them-and walked out of the school. She rode the >subway home. She was alone on the train except for a dirty old man who also raped >her. Lara: THAT'S IT! Bring me this &*$^@'s E-mail! I have a nice virus to FLAME him with! *others try to wrestle her down, to no avail.* Kristina X: But Lara! There WAS no E-mail! We don't even know who wrote it! That's probably why he didn't give a name or anything. >I mean...can you blame him? All: YES!!! >You're alone on the train at night, a lonely old man, there's a pretty, young >school girl with only part of her shirt on and her breasts all but hanging out all >over the place. What would you do? Lara: Leave her alone? Kristina X: Offer her my jacket? All: CALL_THE_COPS! >He didn't pay her, but he didn't steal her money, either. Lara: *Sarcastic* Suuure! That makes everything aaall better, doesn't it? Kristina X: It does? >So she went home and went to bed. She woke up the next morning and could barely >move, she was so sore. So the boys went to her house after school and carried out >their sexual activities there. Akurei: *to Sailor Mercury* And your mom was okay with this? Sailor Mercury: IT DID NOT HAPPEN! Besides, she's a doctor, so she would have been at work! >She went through this just about everyday of her high school life. Tenshi: Now, if this had actually happened, how would she have been able to juggle being a sex-toy to a bunch of misfits AND being a Sailor Scout?! Not the mention the high possibility of getting STDs, what, with the raping and lesbianism that goes on. Sailor Mercury: We're not lesbians! Misty: She said, stating the obvious. Sailor Mercury: I never state the obvious! Cham Cham: ...case in point... > But by her own accord. Many times they had told her: If you want us to stop doing >this to you, we will. Sailor Mercury: I hope the story version of me told them to stop! > But she never asked them to. Sailor Mercury: Rats. > I mean...how else was she going to put herself through college? Lara: ummm... get a job? Get her parents to pay for it? Misty: I guess this is the end of this one! One more to go! >Disclaimer- The characters used in this story are not mine the actual script is. Kristina X: I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing... >Disclaimer- This story is a lemon blah, blah, blah... All: *bored* We know. We know. >More disclaiming- Don't read it if you're an under-aged pervert blah, blah, blah *all get up to leave, realize there's no WAY in hell they're going to get out, and sit back down grudgingly.* >Yet even more disclaiming- If you read this and get offended its' not my fault >blah, blah, etc. Misty: We already ARE offended... AND IT IS YOUR FAULT!! Kristina X: I wonder if the rest of the fanfic is going to be mostly "Blah, blah! etc. etc."? >Rating System- Akurei: zero stars out of ten! >Who does it- Ash&Misty Misty: Wha-wha_WHAAAAT???!!! Kristina X: But you're, like, 12 (15 in Pokemon Gold & Silver) and he's about, 10 (13 in Gold & Silver)! Misty: I know! I know! >Status- Both Virgins Misty: Ooy vey! >Extra- Both know nothing or very little about sex. Misty: Well, that's not exactly true... parents and all that... >Takes Place- Viridian Forest, first time passing through (you know, when he got >caterpie) Misty: NO WAY! I still hated him then! Sakura: *winking* So, your saying that you loooove him now?! Misty: I... uh... that is to say... ummmm... *blush* >On a Personal Note- I wrote this story and will write more pokemon because of the >sheer lack of pokemon lemons, Misty: HOW?! How so?! All: *cough* Pokemon Gangbang *cough* A Birtday Surprise *cough cough* >I also was bother by the lack of quality in the few I read so if you have any >constructive ideas or comments e-mail me at Ecchi_san @hotmail.com *All quickly pull out pens and hurriedly write down the address* >Thank You, Ecchi-san Akurei: *Ecch-san* You're welcome! >First Times Lara: *Sarcastic* Ohhh! Daring and original title! >Ash was lying in his sleeping bag thinking of the days events. Misty had kept >bugging him about her bike, but he had caught caterpie so the day wasn't a total >loss. Even if Misty was annoying Misty: Gee, thanks. *Grumble* >it was still nice to have her around, it could get really lonely out here and it >was nice to have a friend(more or less). Misty: Do I have to spell it out?! I_HATED_him_then! Cham Cham: *pen in hand* Is that one t or two in "hated" Misty: Grrr! >He also liked the feeling he got when she was around, it made him feel tingley and Akurei: ...HORNY! *WHOOSH!* Misty: (Staryu, return!) SHUT UP! >warm all over. He also remembered how this morning she'd accidentally bumped into him and his penis got rigid and hard. All: 0.o;; > It was annoying as hell and made him uncomfortable but it also felt kind of good. >Misty looked over at Ash, she thought he was asleep. Boy is he cute, she thought, Kristina X: He is, y'know! You are_SO_lucky, Misty! >even if he did wreck my bike I'm still glad to have someone to travel with. She >thought about how this morning she'd bumped into him and his pants stuck out. All: 0.o;; >Maybe he had an erection, he sister Kristina X: Is there something you're not telling us, Misty? Misty: It was just a TYPO, you fool! >told her that happens when a boy wants to have sex. Lara: They also say "Um, I wanna have sex." >She decided she wouldn't mind having sex with Ash, but she didn't know how. Maybe >Ash did. Sakura: But Ash is 10 YEARS OLD!! Akurei: Oh, how hard can it BE?! It's as simple as putting tab A into slot B! *others stare at her* >Suddenly Misty realized she had to pee, she got up out of her sleeping bag and >walked off to find a spot. Ash heard Misty get up and looked over just in time to >see her disappear into the bushes, he unzipped his bag and went to follow her, he Lara: HOLY RUN-ON SENTENCES, BATMAN!! Anime Lemon Cliche #23 stikes again! Cham Cham: Wouldn't it be better to just stay in the sleeping bag so she can have SOME privacy? Sailor Mercury: No, because then this would make this steaming pile of horse excrement worse. Besides, it speeds the story up a bit. >didn't want to admit it to himself but he was worried about her. Misty found a >spot and pulled off her shorts and panties and squatted, letting herself got. Lara: By what? The man-eating grass of Donalu?! >Ash walked through the bushes and found Misty peeing. His eyes fixed on her >hairless virgin pussy and he felt his dick get hard again. Sakura: How is he so sure that she's a- ummm... I better stop! Misty: *putting back the seat she'd ripped up* Smart girl! >"You pervert!" Misty yelled. Ash turned around quickly and began apologizing with >his eyes closed "Gomen Misty!" he bowed. Misty: To the trees? >Misty finished and stood up, and pulled up her shorts. She walked to Ash, who was >still staring the other way and put her hand on his shoulder. Kristina X: ...and then whupped his arse good! >"It's okay Ash, I'm sorry for yelling at you, you just surprised me. Okay?" Misty: Why am I so forgiving to the little twerp? He snooped in on me for no good reason! >Ash turned around and Misty gave him a peck on the check. Akurei: ...and he bled to death. The end. >Ash couldn't tell what to do, he had so many feeling surging inside him. He hugged >her and began kissing her on the mouth. Misty liked the feeling and remembered how >her sister told her about french kissing so she pushed her tongue into his mouth, >Ash followed her lead and kissed her back. Sakura: Whoa! Rushing into things a bit fast, aren't we? > Ash felt his dick get hard with anticipation. Not knowing what to do he began >grinding against her. >"Ash lets go back to camp to do this." >"Do what?" >"Don't you want to have sex." >"Is that what this is?" >"I think so, I don't think we're supposed to have any clothes on though so lets go >back to camp." Ash and Misty went back to camp, stripped and hugged each other. Kristina X: I would hate to think how Pikachu ad Caterpie were effected by this... > Misty looked down at his penis >"Can I hold it, Ash" >"Okay.." Misty took her hand and placed it on his cock. Tenshi: ...and pulled it off... >She started playing with it and Ash told her what felt the best. Misty stopped >holding him and started grinding against him. Ash followed suit, and they decided >to go into Ash's sleeping bag. They started grinding again when Ash's penis >slipped into Misty now-wet pussy. Lara: "Accidently", right? > She let out a soft moan. This was heaven on earth. Then it slipped out again and >the feeling went away. >"Ash did you feel that." >"Yeah, it was great." >"It happened when your penis was in me." They didn't exactly know how to do it >again so they got out and sat down on the sleeping bag. Ash lied down Lara: that's "Lay" Misty: Don't mention "lay"! urk! > and Misty straddled him trying to position her self on top of his manhood. Tenshi: But he's still a boy! All: We KNOW! WE KNOW! > She sat down with a little squishing sound and felt something break inside her Akurei: Well, you're no longer a virgin Misty! >"OWWW!!!" She cried, "Are you okay Misty?" >"I'm fine, its' okay" Misty: *Whitney Huston* o/~ I'm gonna make it anyway!...o/~ >She pushed hard onto him trying to get rid of the pain and he pushed back. She >moaned out load and began pounding with all her might. Ash looked down at her >dripping cunt then up at her little breasts. He decided he wanted to touch them. Sakura: *Ash* Ohhh! Mushy! >He reached up and put his hands over her petite breast. Misty moaned again, she >was getting close to climax. Ash felt like he was about to explode he dropped his >hands to her ass and pushed her onto to him even harder. Both of them came >simultaneously. Ash relaxed on top of the sleeping bag and Misty went asleep on >top of him. Misty: ...which is why I woke up in MY sleeping bag, with that Caterpie of his sleeping next to me! >It would be a night to remember for both of them > >The End All: YAAY! *Quickly leave* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (SOAP Control Room) Lara: Before you ask... WE HATED IT! Kristina X: ... but it was short! (Dark Place) Dark Shadowy Figure: Amusing. See you next time. I have another call coming! Push the button, Nakoruru! *Nakoruru pushes a button* Hello? *A figure pops up on a screen* Silhouetted Figure: You have failed me! FWOOSH! (To be continued) ==================================================================================== episode 1: Why RPG's Should be Severely Censored and Devoid of Character Development episode 2: Steven Gohan's letter to the GIA episode 3: Doubleheader: The Anime Night Before Christmas and The Anime Geek Table Squad Meet Ranma 1/2 episode 4: The Anime Fight of the Century episode 5: Life Sucks!: A Slayers fic episode 6: Chibiusa's 7th Birthday episode 7: Doubleheader: Madness takes Hold -- Rape and Ruto's Gift episode 8: Doubleheader: Ami-Chan and First Times Quote o' the Day: >A third person turned her over. "Who gives a shit", he said, "it comes off anyway". >And he ripped her bra off. This man was the first one that night to show any of his >skin. Kristina X: *Ami* Your epidermis is showing! Akurei: *third man* Oh No! Where? WHERE?! Oh, just a gentle reminder that my E-mail address is ken_chanx@hotmail.com! 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