Legal Stuff 'n' such Mystery Science Theatre 3000 & related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. all other characters and likenesses are owned by their respectable owners. Please don't sue me! I'm poorer than dirt! Ken's Notes: I'm MSTing the first fanfic I ever wrote! Why, you may ponder. Bordom, I answer! So sit back while I mock myself... It's gonna be painful! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (A distant planet, that looks suspiciously like the old west on the surface) *Vash the Stampede and Wolfwood are running away, dodging a hail of gunfire. They dodge behind a crumbling wall* Vash: *panting* Why'd ya have to tell them who I am?! Wolfwood: I was just doing my service as a minister! I couldn't LIE to them! *the all-too-familiar ball appears. Vash and Wolfwood disappear* (some indeterminate area that is somewhere above the United States) *Ken-Chan X is standing around with his friends, Kara Jade and Iguana Bob* Ken-Chan X: How about a fanfic about the characters of Slayers changing sexes? Kara Jade: NO! NO! A MILLION TIMES NO!! *Starts kicking him rapidly and repeatedly in the shins* Ken-Chan X: OW! Okay! Okay! *Ball appears and Ken-Chan X disappears* Iguana Bob: What happened? Kara Jade: Dunno, but at least it's a little bit quieter... *Fioret walks around the corner* Fioret: I've moved back! Kara Jade: ... Scratch that! (The Planet Namek) *Krillin is in the midst of fighting Frieza's second form* Krillin:Yeesh! Deja vu! Oh well! Solar Flare! *A flash of light blinds Frieza, but the ball appears and Krillin disappears* (Thailand) *Sakura is facing off against Sagat, then the ball appears, making Sakura disappear* (Japan) *The Sailor scouts are fighting a monster that looks like a Hello kitty lamp* Sailor Mercury: Its weak point seems to be its... *Ball appears, she disappears. The monster beats the smeg out of all the other scouts... except for Sailor Moon who defeats it by crying.* *opening song* In the not to distant future, (Who cares just when!) A guy kidnaps some characters And decides just then... (Zoinks!) Dark Shadowy Figure: I'll send 'em cruddy fanfics! The worst that I can find! (Dan, Nakoruru & Rezo:Lalala!) Then we'll see how long They keep their lil' minds (Team Rocket: Lalala!) Now remember, even Zelgadis can't control when the stories come. He's just gonna take another 'zac (... and maybe anot'r Tum!) MST'er ROLL CALL! Sailor Mercury!: (Stupid Fanboy!) Krillin!: (Huba!) Sakura!: (Haaadoken!) Ken-Chan X!: (Wasaaabi!) Vaaash!: (Love and Peace!) If you're asking how they eat 'n' breathe And, uh, other types of stuff, Calm yourself, put down that bottle 'o' Jolt, And kick back in the buff (eep!), For MST Ripoff 2K! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ (SOAP) *The SOAP inhabitants are gathered around the Vidwindow, The image of Dark Shadowy Figure is on the screen* Lara: *wearing babydolls and rubbing her eyes sleepily* Why'd you wake us so early? (Dark Place) Dark Shadowy Figure: Just to tell you that you'll have a rest today. One of my underlings managed to get five more suck- uh test subjects. *To someone offscreen* You tell them what your plan was, Dan. *Dan from Street Fighter Alpha steps onscreen* Dan: Certainly, boss. I captured them with the plan of having them join you at a later date. But I sent them to an Island that was... familiar to me... They shall endure a fanfic, then they shall join you. Dark Shadowy Figure: So there you have it, my little hampsterdancers! You shall soon have new "playmates"! (SOAP) Link, Kage Y and Happosai: *slight nosebleeds* WHOO HOO! *THWACK! THUD! THWAKAM!* Lara, Misty & Tenshi: *putting away Pool Cue(tm), Squeaky Mallet of Doom (tm), and Dragon Warrior Bamboo Pole +2 (tm)* NO HENTAI! (Pulau Tiga... Y'know, that Island from Survivor?! The Island still has all the video equipment, and the house from Big Brother is in the center) *Inside the house, five portals open up and the five new captures fall through each one* Vash: Where the heck are we, Wolfwood?! WOLFWOOD?! Sakura: This is_too_weird! Krillin: *thinking* This is odd... I sense great power levels in this area... Those girls in the Seifuku are kinda cute... That blonde guy gives me an uneasy feeling... Also, that geeky lookin' kid... he seems almost more powerful than I am! It's as if he's putting words in my mouth! Ken-Chan X: *Looks around* Oh, man! I can't believe it! This is the place I created! *sees Sailor mercury* AMI-SAMA! *runs towards her* Sailor Mercury: Wha...? AQUA ILLUSION! *Ken gets blown back by large gush of ice-cold water* Stupid Fanboys... *a big-screen tv flickers to life and Dark Shadowy Figure and his underlings are on the screen* (Dark Place) Dark Shadowy Figure: Ah! I see that you've all arrived safely! Please! Don't speak! You are on this Island to watch a fanfic. After it is over, you will be transported to a satellite *Goes on to explain the satellite and its inhabitants* (Pulau Tiga) Vash: Yeah, well, where's my friend? (Dark Place) Dark Shadowy Figure: That priest guy? He's in a nice jail cell! I don't know HOW we managed to get transported here, but it's a great opportunity to do lots of experiments! Heh heh! Anyway, you shall be watching "The Anime Fight of the Century" by Ken Scott. (Pulau Tiga) Ken-Chan X: B-but that's me!? All: *looks of disbelief* (Dark Place) Dark Shadowy Figure: That's right! The Fanfic will start in five minutes! Feel free to the Big Bulging Bag of Cheesies (tm)!! Ta-ta! *screen goes blank* *Five minutes later, all five are on the couch with the contents of the BBBC in a big bowl on a footstool.* *seated Left to right: Sailor Mercury, Vash, Krillin, Ken-Chan X, and Sakura* >The Anime Fight Of the Century Sakura: But what if it sucks? Then there'll be another one next year? >An Anime fanfic by Ken Scott Ken-Chan X: I wrote this! >It all began when, after downing 3 kegs of beer, Vash: Whoa! I'm jealous! Sailor Mercury: I just bet... >Goku yelled at the top of his lungs, "I'm the strongest character ever!", bashing >the table, cracking it a bit. Krillin: That sounds like Goku... kinda! >Joining him at the really, really big table were: Lina Inverse, A-ko, Kenshiro, All: Who?! >Ranma, Pikachu, Vegita All: Veggie-head! >and all 30 members of the Sailor Scouts. Sailor Mercury: How did you figure there were 30 of us? Ken-Chan X: It was only a sarcastic estimate! There are so many of you! >"No, I am!" A-ko screamed angrily, hitting the table reducing it to splinters, Vash: Ooo! Settle down, A-ko! >"Let's all have a contest to decide who's the best!" Sakura: Oh, yes! That makes perfect sense! NOT! >"You're on," said Goku. >"Pika," agreed Pikachu. Vash: But if it's Pikachu, how can you tell what it's saying? It might be refusing. >"Right," said all the Sailor Scouts in unison. Sailor Mercury: But we never say anything in unison! Unless it's a response to a command by Sailor Moon or Luna! Ken-Chan X: Why DO you listen to Serena, anyway? >First Round- Qualifying Matches >Goku vs. Vegita > >The fight lasted 48 hours, Ken-Chan X: Or, "five minutes" like the fight between Goku and Frieza! Krillin: Oh, hush you! >consisting of both Goku and Vegita firing different fireballs. Vash: Whoa, lay off of the curry! >All of which missed. Vash: Holy sentence fragments, Batman! Ken-Chan X: Well, that was before I took that English writing course, so shut up! >They turned into Super All: ...Man! >Saiyans a couple of times, as well. Krillin: Were they SSJ level 4 or 5? Sailor Mercury: Is there a differnce? >Finally, Goku, panting and out of breath, hobbled over to Vegita and flicked him in >the forehead. Vegita fell like a ton of bricks. Goku had won! Vash: *disbelief* That's ALL it took?! That's even more unbelievable than my Mad Dodgin' Skillz (tm)! Sailor Mercury: What?! It's over already?! I'm not satisfied! Awww! Ken-Chan X: 10 points to anyone who knows where that's from... Sakura: I want my money back! >Lina Inverse vs. All the Sailor Scouts (Yes, she insisted on it.) Sakura: Who? Lina? Isn't that a little stupid? Sailor Mercury: Yeah, I mean, all we'd have to do is start casting our thingies one after another and Anime Law says Lina can't attack in the middle of a good guy's incantation. Ken-Chan X: Yes, but this is Lina we're talking about. Sakura: Ooh! >Lina grinned. She knew this would be easy. > >"Crimson beyond Twighlight...." she began. Sailor Mercury: Shouldn't that be "Darkness beyond Twilight?" Krillin: Uh oh! She said it wrong! She's gonna explode! Vash: Twig-he-light? When's that? >"What's she doing?" asked Sailor Venus. Vash: Do we_REALLY_wanna know?! >"I dunno," said Sailor Moon. Sakura: At least she's in character. Sailor Mercury: yeah... HEY! >"Um, I think it would be a good idea to stop her," Sailor Mercury said, stating the >obvious. Sailor Mercury: Hey! I never state the obvious! Ken-Chan X:... case in point... >"Yeah, but Sailor Moon would probably trip over her...." Sailor Mars began. >"DRAGON SLAVE!!" Krillin: Wha? She'd trip over her Dragon Slave?! >Fire engulfed all the Sailor scouts. "Eeeeeeeeek," they all screamed. Vash: 'Eeeeeek'?! Sakura: Y'know, I'd be saying more than "eek!" if I were being toasted. Krillin: Toasty!! Sailor Mercury: Shut UP! Krillin: Make me! *sticks out tongue* Sailor Mercury: *mutter* Stupid superhuman... >They stood there bewildered, but unharmed. Lina's jaw dropped. Krillin: What's so unbelievable about that? >"Hey, Gourry. Gimme that!" she said, snatching the Light Sword from his hand. Vash: Saaaay... Sakura: His "Light Sword", huh? >"Huh?" said Gourry. Krillin: At least he's in character! Ken-Chan X: Gee, thanks! I tried my best! Krillin: *big smile* You're welcome! >Lina cast Giga Slave on them. Another fireball, more annoying screaming. Vash: Getting straight to the point, huh, Ken?! Ken-Chan X: Ummm... Yeah! Sailor Mercury: What's so annoying about our screaming?! >Lina was all set to use Terra Slave on them, if need be. But they all fell over in >Unison, blackened to a crisp. Lina won it! Sakura: *Lina* Yes! I'm the last Survivor to be voted off! Ken-Chan X: Tell her what she's won, Sailor Mercury! Sailor Mercury: She's won...Survivor: the Boardgame! Ken-Chan X: And what else?! Sailor Mercury: Say it with me! All: *bored* ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! >Amelia hooted and hollered, Vash: What? No justice speech?! >Zelgadis gave an inkling of a smile, Gourry scratched his head, and Naga the >serpent laughed while her boobs jiggled like there was no tomorrow. Krillin: Sure'n jam don't be shakin' like that! Ken-Chan X: 10 points to anyone who gets that. Sakura: Oh! OH! That's from "Gold Digger"! Ken-Chan X: *pause* *sarcastically* Thank you SO much, Sakura! Sakura: No problem! ^v~ >Kenshiro All: Who? >vs. Pikachu > >Pikachu started it off by using Thundershock. Kenshiro simply dodged it, Vash: HOW?! You CAN'T dodge Pikachu's Thundershock, it's against Anime rules! Jesse and James are testimony to that. Ken-Chan X: I think I have that on a disk somewhere... >ran up to Pikachu and punted him. All: Ohh! >.< >While Pikachu was recovering, Kenshiro walked up and touched him in the stomach. Vash: Heeey! I think I know who this guy is! Sakura: A perv?! Vash: No... Just watch! >Ash screamed, "Pikachu! Use another Thundershock!!" >"Pikaaaaa-SPLAT!!!!" Pikachu exploded as Kenshiro coolly walked away. All: eeeeeW! Vash: I was right. The guy from Fist of the North Star. Sailor Mercury: Thanks, Ken! Now children everywhere will be forever traumatized, just because you turned a PG fanfic into an M rated one! Ken-Chan X: Hey! Little KIDS in Japan used to watch this! Vash: Just goes to show how the cultures are different! Sailor Mercury: Yeah! And I'm 15 and can get married in a year! All: *pause* WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAT???!!! >Ash ran up with Brock and Misty. "You killed Pikachu! You bastard! Vash: You forgot the 'Oh my god!' Ken-Chan X: Shut up, Vash! >How could you?" Krillin: *Kenshiro* Would you care for a demonstration? >Kenshiro touched Ash on the nose, and Brock on the cheek. Sakura: Oh! kinky! Ken-Chan X: Perfect timing, Krillin! >SPLAT! SPLAT! > >"I hate you for killing Pikachu! But thank you for getting rid of those dorks for >me!" Misty said. Sailor Mercury: Hey! Misty wouldn't be happy about Ash geting killed! He still owes her a bike! Vash: Somehow, I think the relationsip has gone further than that... >She stripped naked and cooed, "Take me, all of me!" All: *Cockeyed* AUUUGGHHHH!!!! Sakura: *Faints* Misty: *over speaker* I'M NOT LIKE THAT!!!!! Krillin: Good Lord, Ken! Misty is 12 YEARS OLD!! That is just WRONG!! Ken-Chan X: I was, uh... Drunk! Yeah! That's the ticket! >Kenshiro raised an eyebrow. Ken-Chan X: *the Rock* And the Millions... and millions of the Rock's fans will Smell-la-la-la... What the Rock... is cookin'! *eyebrow thing* Vash: *Ken-Chan X*: Smells like... cabbage! Ken-Chan X: I KNEW that saying would come back to haunt me! *Glares at Vash* >This could be interesting, he thought to himself, trying to avoid throwing up. Sakura: *comes to* At least he has good sense. What law-abiding citizen would want under-age sex? Sailor Mercury: Ken would! Ken-Chan X: ... Would not! Sakura: You took some time to answer that! Ken-Chan X: It wasn't that! It was just I was thinking about a Lemon I just found involving her and Ash... *shudder* when they supposedly still hated each other! Krillin: Bad... Image.... in head! Sailor Mercury: Let's steer of of this subject and crash into a tree... Sakura: ... and stumble away from the burning reckage with no recollection of this discussion! >Ranma vs. A-ko > >A-ko had it all planned out. Sakura: *A-ko* Hmmm... let me see... Cold water, wet suit, Panda repellant, Everlast Chastity belt and bra... Ken-Chan X: You're well prepared! >"Hey, turn into a girl so this can be a fair fight," she yelled slyly. >"Right on," said Ranma, dumping a bucket on himself. Krillin: A bucket of what? Tobasco sauce? chocolate Coins? Rabid weasels? >All the sudden, Happisai appeared out of nowhere and stole Ranma's shirt. Vash: Not to mention Ranma's bra, Ranma's panties... Sakura: It wouldn't happen to me! I'd deal with him using one of my stoopid Karate kicks! Dark Shadowy Figure: *over speaker* Just a reminder that he's going to be one of your new roomies after this fic! Sakura: *whimper* *Hides under seat* >"Heeey, gimme it back," whined Ranma in a girlish voice as He/She Ken-Chan X: Next on Fox! When hermaphrodites attack! >chased the balding little midget around. > >A-ko tapped Ranma on the shoulder. Ranma turned slowly around. A-ko skooshed >him/her/it with the Howitzer tank she was holding in her hand. All: Ooch! >,< >"God bless Malletspace!" she breathed. *Sailor Mercury and Sakura giggle to themselves* >C-ko ran up, gushing with excitement. Vash: "Gushing with excitement"?! o_0 Ken-Chan X: NO, not like that, Vash! >A-ko stood triumphantly, while B-ko stood in the shadows, plotting how to get C-ko. Vash: Was B-ko wearing her armor? Krillin: Was her father wearing the armor? All: >.< >Second Round >Goku vs. Lina Inverse > >Lina quickly fired off a fireball, but Goku took to the air. Lina shrugged. Vash: Jeez! Where are they getting all that Chili?! Sakura: *comes out from under seat* Maybe they ate C-ko's cooking. >"Ray Wing!" she yelled, and she too, took to the air. "Dragon Slave!" She missed! Sailor Mercury: How could she miss? He was supposed to sit still until she cast the spell! Krillin: Well, Goku IS fast enough to move out of the way... >"Giga Slave!" She came a bit closer. Vash: You mean he was just STANDING THERE?! >"Terra Slave!" It was a direct hit! But Goku simply walked through the fire. Krillin: Whoa! He's never done that before! >"Kaoken Attack!" he said as a large fireball left his fingertips. Lina was crisped. >Goku had won! Vash: That was quick and to the point! >Amelia sobbed and cried, Zelgadis just stood there, Gourry scratched his head, and >Naga the Serpent laughed while her boobs jiggled like there was no tomorrow. Krillin: If Santa Claus ever decides to get that operation, guess where that belly will move? >Kenshiro vs. A-ko > >"I can kill you with a simple touch," boasted Kenshiro. Sakura: That's bound to suck the fun out of a relationship. Ken-Chan X: He also knows how to HEAL you with a simple touch, so there! >"So what?" said A-ko. She grabbed his 'nads and with a yank and a >twist, Kenshiro was now Kenjina. *All males wince in pain and cross their legs, and the girls giggle to themselves* >A-ko bounced off a wall and screamed "Drill Kick," her dress bunching up, revealing >her Barbie underpants. All: *assorted snickering* >Just then, Kenny from South Park wandered onto the field. "Mrrmf?" he mumbled. >A-ko's foot went through both Kens' chests. Vash: All together now! All: *monotone* Oh my god. You killed Kenny. You bastard. Ken-Chan X: Thank you, creators of South Park, for adding another thing for children to tease kids named Kenny with... >C-ko ran up, totally excited, as A-ko tried to shake Kenny McCormick's healing body >off her foot. Sakura: HEALING body? Since when does Kenny McCormick have a heal spell cast on cast on himself? Ken-Chan X: I needed SOME way to explain how the hey he's able to be there at the beginning of the next episode. Sakura: Oh! I see! Or maybe there's a little Kenny factory somewhere... Ken-Chan X: I thought of that too. >Last Bout All: YAY! >A-ko vs. Goku > >Goku took off his shirt and flexed. Krillin: Now, is this before or after our journey to Namek? Ken-Chan X: I think this would be after. Sailor Mercury & Sakura: *starry eyed* >A-ko was about to follow suit, but remembered she wasn't wearing her bra, so she >settled on taking off her skirt Vash: Revealing to all the world her Barbie underwear. Goku died laughing. the end. >so she could move around more freely. > >Yes, the two who had started it all were going to face off. Once Goku quit gawking >at A-ko, Krillin: For the love of Shen Long, he's happily married with a kid. Why would he look at an underdeveloped girl? Sakura: Yeah, if he wanted that, he could gawk at Bulma. Vash: And get the Carp beaten out of him by Chi-Chi. Ken-Chan X: Don't you mean Crap? Vash: I mean what I say! Krillin: Would Chi-Chi kill him BEFORE or AFTER Vegita gets to him? >he started their "dance". > >"MAKANKOSSAPO!" he screamed as the screw-like fireball flew of his pointer finger. >A-ko simply dodged it. Krillin: I thought only Piccolo used that move. Ken-Chan X: Don't_ask! >"Grrrr! GEKIRETSUKODAN! CHOGENKIDAMA!!" he bellowed, firing off the two different >fireballs. Vash: Ahh! Still eating that cursed curry, I see... >A-ko just yawned and held up a hand. AND BLOCKED BOTH FIREBALLS!! Goku was shocked Vash: Pikachu! Use Thundershock, now! Oh, I forgot! You're dead! Sailor Mercury: Seriously, Ken, you've got issues! >(and impressed)! > >"Yaaay! Whooo Hooo! Alright! You go, A-ko!" squeaked C-ko, running onto the field. >"Go away, Ya stupid girl." Goku yelled, backhanding her. Vash: Stupid C-ko! serves ya right! Sakura: Uh-oh... Ken-Chan X: Oh dear... Sailor Mercury: You shouldn't have done that... Krillin: Duck and cover! *All four duck* Vash: Did I miss something? Ken-Chan X: *from floor* Hitting C-ko is as stupid as putting rifle bullets in a blender. Vash: Hmmm, I'll have to try that... Ken-Chan X: No, you won't! Now get down here! *pulls Vash down* >Before she even hit the ground, she was already crying Barrels-full amounts of >tears. Goku was about to apologize, but found himself blocking a flurry of kicks >and punches from A-ko and B-ko(!!) Ken-Chan X: *goes back to seat with others* Told ya so. Vash: I still don't get it. Sailor Mercury: A-ko is sisterly-protective to C-ko, and B-ko wants C-ko bad. Vash: Define "bad". Ken-Chan X: In the english dub, she just wants to be friends with C-ko, in the Japanese dub, she's a lesbian. Vash: Oooh... OHMIGOD!! >Piccalo appeared out of nowhere, and quickly disposed of B-ko. > >Goku, desperately used the Kamehameha attack, and knocked A-ko through a wall. >(Which was weird- they were in a huge field!) Sakura: What happened to the insanely huge table? Krillin: Why not just use a soul bomb? >A-ko merely got up and started running. > >Goku quickly became Super Saiyen, and used another Kamehameha attack, polishing >A-ko off. Ken-Chan X: *Goku* There you go, A-ko. You're all clean and shiny! No more dirt! Krillin: *Goku* BURP! B-Ko's next! You're dessert, C-ko! >He raised his hand in victory and... Ken-Chan X: Wait for it... >Keeled over dead from food poisoning! (He inadvertently ate one of C-ko's cookies.) Sakura: Gee, I was right. Krillin: What SANE person would even TOUCH food cooked by C-ko? >"P-Piccolo, get the Dragonballs and wish me back. O.K.?" >"Dream on, ya Gork! I'm gonna wish for some bloody hair!" Krillin: The Nameks don't have or want hair. I do, on the other hand! Sailor Mercury: What's a Gork? Ken-Chan X: A cross between a Geek and a Dork, I guess. Sailor Mercury: Kinda like you. Ken-Chan X: yeah... HEY! >Meanwhile, C-ko was sobbing over A-ko. > >"Oh, A-ko,(snif! bu-hu!) Krillin: weird spelling, Ken! Ken-Chan X: Hey, it's C-ko... she isn't expected to know how to spell the words that indicate she's crying! >I'm gonna miss you," she sobbed. "But hey, (dimple,dimple) I'm the strongest," She >gleamed, "La la la! Na na na! I'm the champ! I'm the Ki-, um, QUEEN of the world! Vash: *sigh* You shouldn't have said that, C-ko. Now you're doomed to die like DiCaprio in Titanic. Sakura: Aww! It's nice! But wait! Isn't this...? Ken-Chan X: Yeah! Sakura: But I thought the old lady dumped this into the ocean at the end?! Ken-Chan X: Yep! I dove down there and got it for you! Sakura: Aww, you shouldn't have! Sailor Mercury: Ladies and gentlemen! The "Oops I did it again" sketch! >All the sudden, Ken-Chan X: *Devin* All of the sudden... Absolutly NOTHING HAPPENED! >without warning, Buffy the vampire slayer came out of nowhere, Sailor mercury: Isn't she a TV, not an anime, character? Sakura: That's against the rules! Vash: Who's going to enforce it, C-ko? Look below. >and stuck a stake through C-ko's heart. Sakura: Oh. >C-ko choked and spasmed! Her death was prolonged, painful and particularly >entertaining. Sailor Mercury: Yes. But for WHOM?! >Buffy stood triumphant over the carnage, knowing she'd done the world a great >service of ridding it of an evil entity! Krillin: So why is Bill Gates still alive? >And yes, Gourry scratched his head, Sakura: Better than somewhere else! Sailor Mercury: Maybe he's got dandruff... Nothin' a little Head and Shoulders won't fix! >and Naga the serpent laughed while her boobs jiggled like there was no tomorrow. Krillin: M-must... destroy... inventor of implants! Ken-Chan X: I betcha your thinking the same thing I am! Vash: Yeah! Lunch! >THE END All: Woo-hoo! *Dark Shadowy Figure's image reappears onscreen* (Dark Place) Dark Shadowy Figure: Alright, people time to... *Nakoruru comes and whispers into his ear* Well, that's just buggardly! *To Vash* It seems your friend has escaped from his cell! Dan was guarding and... well, he got religion! He'll be traumatized for at least two more episodes! *grumble* But your friend won't be able to escape so easily! This is a big place! Now where was I? Oh yeah! Your stuff is already there. Get ready and... *All five disappear* (SOAP) *They reappear and all the other inhabitants are there to welcome them* Ken-Chan X: Lara? Kage Y? Kristina X?! I thought you only existed in my head?! FWOOSH! ==================================================================================== episode 1: Why RPG's Should be Severely Censored and Devoid of Character Development episode 2: Steven Gohan's letter to the GIA episode 3: Doubleheader: The Anime Night Before Christmas and The Anime Geek Table Squad Meet Ranma 1/2 episode 4: The Anime Fight of the Century Quote o' the Day: >Goku quickly became Super Saiyen, and used another Kamehameha attack, polishing >A-ko off. Ken-Chan X: *Goku* There you go, A-ko. You're all clean and shiny! No more dirt! Oh, just a gentle reminder that my E-mail address is ken_chanx@hotmail.com! Send Fanfics, Jokes, Quotes, notes of your undying love, Flames (uh... on second thought...)