Legal Stuff 'n' such Mystery Science Theatre 3000 & related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. all other characters and likenesses are owned by their respectable owners. Please don't sue me! I'm poorer than dirt! Ken's Notes: Despite the title... if your mind was wandering that way... this is NOT a lemon. This is just a crossover of Project A-ko and Sailor Moon that I found a while ago. There are about three or four parts to this story, each with a different series. I don't know whether I'll do them or not... Stay tuned at a later date when I shall post the conclusion to the Belmont Anime Geek Table Squad saga... until I do the ones with us in an RPG. With that out of the way, here we gooo! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (a darkened room) *two figures enter* Figure 1: Should we do it? I mean, is it REALLY a good idea? Figure 2: Yes! If we plan on breaking all bonds with him, we MUST! THEN we can take over! *The light comes on and Legato is sitting up in bed. He is wearing Pokemon pajamas and is clutching a Kuroneko-sama plushie. The two figures are revealed to be Queen Beryl and Ganondorf* Queen Beryl & Ganondorf: *gulp!* Legato: So, conspiring against me, are we? *opening song* In the not to distant future, (Who cares just when!) A guy kidnaps some characters And decides just then... (Zoinks!) Legato: I'll send 'em cruddy fanfics. The worst that I can find. (DSF Slime, Miko, Dan, Nakoruru & Rezo:Lalala!) Then we'll see how long They keep their lil' minds (Neko, Dubimon, Team Rocket: Lalala!) Now remember, even Zelgadis can't control when the stories come. He's just gonna take another 'zac (... and maybe anot'r Tum!) MST'er ROLL CALL! Shadow: (DON'T_call me_squeaker!) Zelgadis: (...! ...!) Cham Cham: (Me like Spam!) Wolfwood: (Oh, Lordy!) Vaaash!: (Love and Peace!) If you're asking how they eat 'n' breathe And, uh, other types of stuff, Calm yourself, put down that bottle 'o' Jolt, And kick back in the buff (eep!), For MST Ripoff 2K! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- *You come upon Ken-Chan X lying in bed* Ken-Chan X: Oh, hello. *shnorf* I've got a cold. But it DOES have its perks... *All the girls rush in* Lara: Oh, you poor dear! You've got a cold! Akurei: We'll take care of you! Don't you DARE move a muscle! Do we have any Chicken Noodle, Tenshi? Tenshi: uhhh... I think Kristina X might have eaten it all! *everyone glares at Kristina* Kristina X: No... I have a couple of cans right here... *pulls them out of Malletspace* Here ya go! *Akurei snatches them* Akurei: Okay, ladies! TO ACTION!! *they all leave* Ken-Chan X: God, I hope I stay sick for a little while longer... Oh well! Enjoy a commercial! *Snork* *pushes a grey button and drops down on the bed asleep* *Chichi is working at the stove. Gohan comes in crying* Chichi: What's the matter, Gohan? Gohan: Cell whupped my butt! And then he said little kids can't beat him! Chichi: That's okay. I'll go get you a Lil' Yogurt. * a couple of months pass. scene cuts to Cell standing in a field. A much older Gohan appears in front of him* Gohan: Remember me? The little kid? Cell: *gulp!* Zelgadis: If only that happened in REAL life. Anyway, we're *motions at Link, Vash and Wolfwood* on our way to see what's up with Ken... Loudspeaker: All SOAP Inhabitants to the Control Room. Now. Zelgadis: uh oh... (SOAP Control Room) *Link, Zelgadis, Kage Y, Happosai, Krillin, Ash, Wolfwood, Shadow, Vash and Cham Cham (The ONLY girl not tending to Ken-Chan X) are standing in front of the Vidwindow.* Link: What now? (Dark Place) *All the Dark Place inhabitants are present... except for Ganon and Queen Beryl* Legato: *Eating an insanely HUGE bowl of Ramen* Just calling to tell you to prepare for another torturous fanfic. *slurps down a mouthful of Ramen* After it is done, you WILL bow down to me. (SOAP) Vash: Bow down to YOU?! NEVER!! All: YEAH! (Dark Place) Legato: You humans will bow down to me soon enough... I can MAKE you, remember? *slurps down another mouthful of Ramen* Oh, yes, before I forget... meet my two new hench...er... people: Neko On'na no ko. *An SD catgirl with her red hair done up in pigtails and with bangs covering her left eye steps out of the shadows. She is wearing a sailor-suit top and red gym bloomers*. And Dubimon, the rejected Digimon. *a creature that is just a ball with rabbit ears, big eyes, red cheeks, and wings enters the room* Neko:Yo! Dubimon: How's it hangin'! (SOAP) Vash: Interesting. Saaaay... where are Ganondorf and Queen Beryl? (Dark Place) Legato: They... uhhh... They fell in love and got married and are on extended vacation. James: No, they're not. When they tried to take over, you ki-*Jesse's hand clamps over James' mouth* mrrmph! What'd you do that for?! Jesse: I-I couldn't control myself! Legato took control of my arm! Legato: *ahem* As I was about to say, You will now watch this little fanfic called "The New Girl" by Henry J. Cobb. (SOAP) Shadow: Heeey! is this a lemon? (Dark Place) Legato: No, it is not. Now don't interrupt me. You will watch it, and you will suffer. *grin* Have fun! Push the button, Nakoruru! Nakoruru: *salutes* SIR! YES SIR! Legato: Been watching to much "Boot Camp", have we? Nakoruru: ummm, yeah. *pushes button* *lights and klaxons* Cham Cham: Oh, poopies! WE GOT FANFIC SIGN! *Door sequence: Door 6: Dogbone door. Opens automatically Door 5: Usagi, Mihoshi & C-ko sit on a couch watching Thelma and Louise. You barely make it out without drowning in the resulting tears. Door 4: It's Lucille from Samurai Pizza Cats! She's sitting in the bathtub! You gawk for a short time before you must avoid the Macross-style onslaught of missiles. Door 3: It's a drawbridge. It slowly opens, the rusty squeak slowly driving you insane. Door 2: It's Kirby! He's dressed up as that guy from The Matrix. Vash and Wolfwood shoot at him and he does the cool backwards dodge... You then run over and beat the smeg out of him before moving on. Door 1: It's a wall! One of Lucille's stray missiles blasts an opening. Seated left to right: Vash, Wolfwood, Cham Cham, Shadow, Zelgadis* Zelgadis: Well, let's have at it, then! All: *bored* yaay. >[Xover]Magical Girls Dream Team (1/6) >Chapter One, The New Girl Shadow: I_STILL_say this is a lemon! Cham Cham: Saaay! What with this "Part One" stuff? >$Id: mgdt_chp1.txt,v 1.5 1997/05/21 14:53:07 hcobb Exp $ All: ... Th' hell?! >By Henry J. Cobb Vash: ooh! Cool name! >Usagi was going to be late, once again, for the first day at a new school. She was >running as fast as she could, but she was starting at the bottom of a big hill. Wolfwood: Oh no! Not ANOTHER Anti-Sailor Moon fic?! Vash: I don't think so. Read on. >Another girl casually pulled up alongside Usagi. "Hi, I'm Eiko Magami, are you >going to Graviton Girls High School?" All: A-KO?! WHY-IIIEEEE?! >Usagi stopped for a moment to catch her breath and greet the other student. "Yes, >starting today, I'm Usagi Tsukino, but it looks like we'll be late." Shadow: "Starting_today_she's Usagi Tsukino"?! The hell?! Cham Cham: Hate to think who she was before this fanfic... >Eiko wore a sailor suit similar to Usagi's but with unusual metal bracers on her >forearms. Eiko's eyes were Copper instead of Usagi's Blue and her red slightly >wavy hair was fairly short, only coming down to her shoulders, as opposed to the >twin balls Usagi wrapped her straight blond hair in and it still came down to her >own ankles, but the girls shared a slender, slightly athletic look. Wolfwood: ...and both knew bitchy women. Vash: True dat. True dat. >"I know a way to get there on time." Eiko suggested, offering her hand. Zelgadis: No, Usagi! Don't do it! Don't go over to the missile-jumping side of the force! >Usagi extended her hand in response, but only had time for a quick "Yip" of >surprise as Eiko grabbed the offered wrist and headed down the road at high speed, >towing Usagi in the air behind her. Zelgadis: The fool! >"Hold on Usagi, I'm gonna try the shortcut." Eiko left the road to cut across the >switchback, jumping across rooftops. Shadow: *old man* Damn whippersnapper kids! Always jumpin' across my roof! I KNEW I shouldn't have moved here! *shakes fist at screen* >Usagi was quite alarmed at this show of speed and strength. Is this some Negaverse >plot to abduct me? Maybe they're not quite sure of my identity. I'd best just >play along. Cham Cham: And what if it IS a Negaforce plot? THEN what she gonna do? Transform so that they KNOW she the one?! Shadow: Why is it that everyone seems to think that all bad guys in Sailor Moon are members of the Negaforce? They beat them all and are fighting the Black Moon at this point! Vash: You've been watching Sailor Moon?! Shadow: It's not hard. Just TRY and spend a day with Ken, Lara, or Sailor Mercury and NOT find out something about the Sailor Moon! Vash: suuuure! Shadow: I swear, if I hadn't been declawed... >The pair arrived at the school gate a few minutes before the bell. Usagi took a >moment to look back along the trail of ruin behind them. She had never quite >understood the dangers of tardiness before so clearly. Wolfwood: *Ominous* Yes, Usagi! If you are late around here, the town will blow up! Mwahahaha! >There was another girl waiting at the gate, in a school uniform simular to Eiko's >but with vest and jacket. Vash: Why are they spelling her name wrong? in reality, it would be "Aiko", not "Eiko"! Wolfwood: Picky, picky! >She had long lavender hair and her eyes, a deeper shade of blue than Usagi's, >seemed quite surprised to see Eiko with somebody else. "Who's the new girl Eiko?" > >Usagi had never seen anybody with Lavender hair before, but she remembered that her >mother, the earth one, and Ami had had bluish hair so it wasn't totally impossible. Vash: NOTHING is impossible in Anime! Wolfwood: Except for you! Vash: Why you... *They start to fight. Cham Cham tries to stop them, but ends up joining them* Legato: *over loudspeaker* Stop fighting or you'll be doused in water. Vash & Wolfwood: NO! Legato: Very well. *A portal opens and three buckets appear and dump themselves over Vash, Wolfwood and Cham Cham. Cham Cham turns into Chibi-Rongo from "Jungle de Ikou", Vash turns into a Chocobo with spiked hair, and Wolfwood turns into Kuroneko smoking a cigarette.* That'll learn ya. Vash Chocobo: Wark Wark! Wolfwood Kuroneko: Myaww! Chibi-Rongo: What the... What happened to us? ...What happened to ME?! I'm short! Zelgadis: ... Dear Lords! Her English is better! > Usagi banished the thought, she didn't want to think about Mom or Ami, not now. Shadow: Uh, oh. What happened, I wonder... Zelgadis: Better not tell Ken about Ami being dead... >"Usagi Tsukino, meet Biko Daitokuji", Eiko introduced the two, releasing Usagi. Zelgadis: NOW, USAGI! RUUUUUUUN!!!! >"Just call me Biko" Shadow: I_KNEW_it! It IS a lemon! *WHAM!* >"You can call me anything you like, as long as it isn't Meatball-head", Chibi-Rongo: *B-Ko* Whatever you say... Meatball-head! >Usagi winced as the phrase left her lips, it reminded her of all the times Rei had >said it and now never would again. Vash Chocobo: Wark! Wark wark! Shadow: you want us to turn you back? *Vash Chocobo nods its head* Will you behave? Vash Chocobo: Wark! Shadow: How about you, Wolfwood? Wolfwood Kuroneko: Myow! Chibi-Rongo: Okay!... *Chibi-Rongo does the incantations for a water spell. Vash, Wolfwood and Cham Cham return to normal.* >"That's very funny", Biko replied, Vash: I didn't think so. >studying Usagi's unusual hairstyle, but Usagi is shorter, have you considered >decorating those balls with something..." *assorted snickering* >Oh no, Usagi despaired, she knows, she's taunting me. > >"...like flowers?" Biko finished. All: AAAARGH! Vash: FLEE WHILE YOU STILL CAN, USAGI! >Usagi was very relieved that Biko had not said crystal barrettes, All: "Crystal Barettes"?! Shadow: Well... I suppose that's what they are... >but she did not understand the sharp glance Eiko threw at Biko at the mention of >flowers. Shadow: Oh! OH! I know! I know the reason! >There was something between these girls. Wolfwood: *cough*Lesbians*cough* >The three hurried into class. > >"We have a new student today girls" Miss Ayumi announced "please introduce >yourself." Cham Cham: *Usagi* I am Sailor Moon! And on behalf of the Moon I will... punish... you. Oopsie! >"Usagi Tsukino, pleased to meet you all." > >"Now where can you sit?", Miss Ayumi wondered. All: *chanting* AnywherebutbesideB-ko! AnywherebutbesideB-ko! >"Teacher" > >"Yes, Biko?" > >"There is an empty seat here by me, next to the window." All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! >"An excellent choice." All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! >.< >As Usagi took the seat on the far side of Biko, she saw the pained expression on >Eiko's face. Cham Cham: *A-Ko* Damn... PMS... >What is so special about this seat, Usagi pondered, what had happened to the last >girl to sit here? All: That's what WE wanna know!! >Miss Ayumi began her lecture, a strange mixture of literature, history, mathematics >and geology. Shadow: ... and all the student's heads exploded from the confusion of having four classes at once. The end. >Usagi was quickly lost, and as she glanced up from her book in bewilderment, she >noticed that Biko was openly staring at her. All: 0.o; >None of the other students seemed to notice or care, except for Eiko, who once >again had the pained expression. Cham Cham: *A-Ko* Shouldn't have... eaten... C-Ko's cooking!... KNEW... something... was... wrong with that last sausage... >What is going on here?, Usagi worried. Is this all an elaborate Negaverse trap, >with fake students and school? Vash: No. >What are they waiting for, before they spring it? Wolfwood: uhhh... "Have a fun!" "You Go kicky fast okay!" >Usagi tried to ignore Biko and concentrate on her studies, but it was a great >relief when the bell rang to end the first period. > >It was also a relief to "visit the facilities", but while Usagi was in the girls' >room, two other girls entered. Shadow: Who then promptly started to eat...*THWAKAMM!* Mushroom soup! >"I hear that Eiko went to Biko's last weekend, with flowers in her hair." All: 0__0; >"Yes, but now Biko has this new blonde." All: NI! GIFNAB! NI! GIFNAB! >"Poor Eiko." > >The next period was only a little bit better for Usagi, Biko continued to stare and >Miss Ayumi's lecture made as little sense as the last one, even if it was possibly >on a different subject, but at least some of the students had to be real, no >Negaverse illusion would gossip that way. Wolfwood: Or... COULD THEY?! All: Bum bum buuuumm! >Finally the bell rang for lunch. All: YAAY! *take out sandwiches from coats, bags, etc.* >Eiko popped out of her seat and approached "Usagi, would you like to have lunch >with me today?" > >"Sure, Eiko, I'd love to." It seemed an excellent way to avoid Biko for thirty >minutes. Cham Cham: Pshyeah, right! >"But Eiko", Biko complained, seeming to snap to her senses, "I thought you were >having lunch with us again today?" Wolfwood: NO! Don't do it! >What is it with this girl, Usagi worried, does she use a royal we? > >"I'm sorry" Eiko backpedaled, "I meant to invite Usagi to come sit with my usual >group, if it's OK with you girls." > >"I don't see any problem with that." Biko replied and four other girls chorused >their agreement. Wolfwood: NO, IT IS NOT OKAY!! *Takes out his Cross-Gun Thingie (tm) and blasts away at the screen* Zelgadis: Why do you even bother? It'll just fix itself again... *screen fixes itself* Vash: Spooky... Just like that car in "Christine"! >"Usagi, I'd like you to meet my close friends" Biko introduced the four, > >"Asa", a cute girl with freckles, > >"Ine", a homely girl with beady eyes and buck teeth, > >"Mari", a huge girl with brutal features, Vash: read: Big muscled guy wearing a dress and pigtails >"and Ume", a short dumpy girl with thick glasses. Vash: She's got L33t... INTRODUCING... Skillz! Wolfwood: She has_WHAT_introducing skillz? >"Pleased to meet you all" Usagi replied. > >As they settled down on the front grounds, Eiko and Biko sat next to Usagi, while >the other four completed the circle. Vash: Yeeesss! To summon the power of Thete! Now SPIN, you fools! Thete commands you! *WHAM* Wolfwood: *putting away Cross-Gun Thingie (tm)* Vash no baka! >"What is it with Miss Ayumi" Usagi asked the group "and what subject is she >teaching?" > >"It is a bit of an advanced class" Biko admitted, "but I'm sure that with some >personal tutoring, you'll do OK." All: *cough*Dream on!*cough!* >"Yeah" Eiko added, "you could join our study group." > >Biko was about to reply to this, when a scream sounded from the other side of the >Gymnasium. Vash: A shot rings out! Wolfwood: The maid screams! Zelgadis: ...and Lina Inverse blows up another town! Shadow: You jokers were just ITCHING to do that, weren't you! Zelgadis: Yep! >Eiko was instantly to her feet and rushed off in that direction. > >Next, Biko tossed off her school outfit, revealing a strange metallic purple >swimsuit to which she added similar boots and gloves and a transparent visor. All Males: *Gawk!* *Drool!* 'v' Cham Cham: Pervs... >Her transformation complete, Biko flew off after Eiko. Asa, Ine, Mari and Ume >followed on foot, leaving Usagi alone. Wolfwood: No, Usagi. Don't even THINK of doing it! Run while you have the chance! DON'T follow them and use your powers! >Usagi knew she should investigate and so grabbing her locket, she invoked "Moon >Crystal Magic" and transformed herself into Sailor Moon. Vash: She dood it! Wolfwood: Bad, Usagi! No treats for you! >Sailor Moon leaped up onto the roof of the Gymnasium and approached the edge >closest to the disturbance, there she saw Eiko and Biko standing over an >unconscious large pig-like monster. > >"What is this thing?" Eiko asked Biko. Vash: *B-ko* Damned if I know... but, LET'S HAVE A BBQ! All: YAAY! >"Most likely a transformed innocent victim" Sailor Moon announced and invoked her >powers, "Moon Healing Activation" and the Pig was returned to its true form as one >of the students. All: Aww, maaaan... >Eiko looked up surprised, but Biko simply stared at Sailor Moon, >stunned. Cham Cham: *A-Ko* ...! Vash: *B-Ko* ...! >Seeing no other threat, Sailor Moon turned away from the ledge and leapt down. She >walked behind some trees and transformed back, then sat and waited for the other >girls to return to lunch. Zelgadis: *Usagi* Nope! It wasn't me! I_didn't see them fight that monster! Oh! Cheesecake! >Eiko came running back, towing Biko, in that suit, behind her. Shadow: That suit, huh? How kin-*WHAM!* Owch! *Wham!* Cham Cham: *catches her boomerang* That enough out of you! >"Eiko, how did you get that scratch?" Usagi asked innocently. Shadow: *A-Ko* Oh, that? That's from when me and B-Ko... *Cham Cham puts duct tape over Shadow's mouth and ties him up.* Mmmmph! >Eiko examined a nasty tear in her blouse around a tiny scratch in her side. "Damn, >it must have tagged me! Biko, could I borrow your jacket for the rest of the day?" > >"Uh, huh", Biko replied dazed. Vash: A-Ko was that good, huh? Cham Cham: YOU TOO!? *Puts duct tape on Vash's mouth and ties him up.* >"You should have seen it Usagi. A monster attacked the school!" Eiko continued. > >"Really?" Usagi thought she'd best play along, no sense in letting on to more than >she had to. Zelgadis: NOOOOOO! Really?! > >"Yeah, me and Biko took it down, and then Sailor Moon showed up." > >"That... that was Sailor Moon?" Biko asked. She had switched back to her school >outfit in an instant, minus the jacket, which Eiko was still fidgeting with. > >"Yeah, what's she doing in Graviton City? Not that I blame her, given what >happened to Tokyo. Wolfwood: A dollar for what_the_HELL happened in Tokyo? >Say Usagi, aren't you from Tokyo? What happened there?" > >"Well there was a rash of monster attacks in the city and then one day this giant >black crystal appeared and..." Usagi gave the public story of the black moon >attack, leaving out her own role in the mess. Wolfwood: Well, yes. I see... BUT WHAT HAPPENED?! *twitch* >"Brrring!" > >"There's the bell. We'd best get back to class, you know what Miss Ayumi thinks >about tardiness." Zelgadis: Miss Ayumi thinks? >Eiko grabbed Usagi and Biko and rushed in, followed by the other four girls. > >After school on Monday, Usagi walked to the main gate with Eiko and Biko. > >"Usagi, you're new to Graviton City, aren't you?" Eiko asked. Cham Cham: What was her first clue? >When Usagi nodded, Eiko continued "Why don't we show you around then?" > >"I'm sorry." Biko interrupted. "But I have to finish a design this evening." > >"Is is the aircraft carrier?" Eiko asked. "The one with the hinge on the end?" Wolfwood: *B-Ko* No. It's the robot GUARANTEED to kill you so I'll have C-Ko to myself... Oh, wait. She's dead! Never mind! *nervous laugh* >"Yes." Biko looked to the heavens with anger. Zelgadis: *B-Ko* Grrr! Stupid heavens! >"One of these days those fools at the Space Defence Force will wake up to the need >for a transforming space battlefortress with adequate fighter cover! But, it's OK, >you two go ahead." > >"Study session tomorrow night at your place right?" Shadow: Ftdy feffon hmmm? Vash: Hmmm... wndr wht th'll ftdy?! Shadow: 'ch 'thr! Zelgadis: The sad thing is, I understood what they just said... >"Yes, Eiko, you and Usagi are welcome to come over." All: -__-; >As they walked down the hill, Usagi asked Eiko. "Your friend Biko, she builds real >aircraft carriers?" > >"As far as I know, this is her first. She's done some frigates before, but she >mostly designs land, air and space vehicles and mecha." Wolfwood: Gotta respect a woman who can make five mecha in one night! >"What?" Wolfwood: You heard me! >"Miss Daitokuji is the Military Industrial Complex in a skirt. As a hobby, she >tries out prototype weapons on me." Zelgadis: read: Tries to kill me. >"That sounds dangerous." > >"Not really", Eiko grinned, "I'm tougher than I look." > >"This is my aunt's house." Usagi noted. Zelgadis: Yeah. So? >"You're staying with her for the semester?" > >"At least." > >"Let me go home and change, I'll meet you back here in about thirty minutes or so >and show you our town." > >As they exited the theater, after watching "Ninja Jungle Commando IV", Usagi >couldn't contain her curiosity. "Eiko, why were you taking notes during that movie? >It was fun, but it didn't seem to have much depth." > >"I just want to practice some of those moves." > >"Come on now, that was a movie. The movie people were just kidding when they >filmed that. Nobody could really do that." > >"That's what they think." *Wolfwood gets up and uses the "floating in the air" kick from the Matrix on Vash.* Wolfwood: Well, waddaya know... She's right! Vash: *glares at Wolfwood* >Usagi could feel eyes on her and spun around. "Hello? Oh, it's uh.. Ine, right? >Wait, where are you going?" > >Eiko placed her hand on Usagi's arm. "Please don't pay Ine any attention, you'll >only get her in trouble." Zelgadis: ... then she'll have to commit seppuku >"She's spying on us? For who? Biko?" > >"Biko's just curious about you. I imagine she'll know more about you than you do >by tomorrow. Wolfwood: That sounds really sick... Cham Cham: *Sho Funaki* Indeed! >Don't you want somebody looking out after you?" > >"No thanks, I've had enough getting stalked for several more lifetimes. Why do you >put up with it?" Shadow: mmph! Cham Cham: It's almost over. Will you behave? *Vash and Shadow nod* I will take off the tape and untie you now. I've been told if you take tape off fast, it won't hurt as much... *She rips off the tape and both scream out in pain* They lied! >Eiko gave Usagi a significant glance. "I think we'd best cut across the street >here." > >"Why?" Shadow: *A-Ko* Because that's where the chocolate pudding be at! Zelgadis: *A-Ko* Because that's where I'm going to kill you! >"I've had some bad luck with construction sites before." All: Aha ha. ha. ha. >$Id: mgdt_chp1.txt,v 1.5 1997/05/21 14:53:07 hcobb Exp $ All: ... Th' hell?! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- (SOAP Control Room) Wolfwood: Well, that was... interesting. If I had to do that again, and could do things differently, I would do it different. Vash: Yeah! And that goes double for... HUH?! (Dark Place) Legato: I see. Oh, by the by, I sent two new little creatures to watch you. They destroyed Shadow's little machine while you were in the theater. But then I lost track of them... the poor dears. Oh, well. See you later. Push the button Nakoruru! (on another part of SOAP...) *Misty is coming out of Ken's room with a stack of bowls when two little figures dart in her path* Misty: What the... Aww, how cute! *what appears to be a Clefairy and a Jigglypuff are peeking around the corner* Come on out little guys! I don't bite! (Hard.) *They come out, revealing themselves. The Clefairy has the wings and claws of a Scyther and the Jigglypuff has the legs of a Hitmonlee* Oh... Ohmigod! *screams* Clescyther: Clescyther! Jigglymonlee: Jiggly! Monlee! FWOOSH! (end of season #1) ==================================================================================== Season One: episode 1: Why RPG's Should be Severely Censored and Devoid of Character Development episode 2: Steven Gohan's letter to the GIA episode 3: Doubleheader: The Anime Night Before Christmas and The Anime Geek Table Squad Meet Ranma 1/2 episode 4: The Anime Fight of the Century episode 5: Life Sucks!: A Slayers fic episode 6: Chibiusa's 7th Birthday episode 7: Doubleheader: Madness takes Hold -- Rape and Ruto's Gift episode 8: Doubleheader: Ami-Chan and First Times episode 9: A Very Merry Trigun Christmas episode 10: A Typical Sailor Moon Episode episode 11: What's Eating Pikachu? episode 12: Doubleheader: Bloodbath parts 1 & 2 episode 13: [Xover]Magical Girls Dream Team (1/6) Chapter One, The New Girl Quote o' the Day: >"Now where can you sit?", Miss Ayumi wondered. All: *chanting* AnywherebutbesideB-ko! AnywherebutbesideB-ko! >"Teacher" > >"Yes, Biko?" > >"There is an empty seat here by me, next to the window." All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh, just a gentle reminder that my E-mail address is ken_chanx@hotmail.com! Send Fanfics, Jokes, Quotes, notes of your undying love, Flames (uh... on second thought...)