About the Characters!!

Well, I thought I'd have a page dedicated to all those whom I use to MST stuff. These are the characters I do not own.

GOOD GUYS

Ash
This boy wants to be a Pokemon Master. However, standing in his way are the facts that he's stupid and his puns suck... Also, he must deal with the horror of MSTing worthless Fanfics! At least he's got Pikachu.

Cham Cham

This green-haired jungle girl is everything a jungle girl is supposed to be: cute, naive, a slim grasp of the human language... and is dressed in animal furs. Despite her catgirl-like appearance, she is just a normal girl. Her brother is Tam Tam and she's usually seen with her monkey pal, Paku Paku. Don't get her mad though... She wields that giant boomerang with the best of them! Her MSTing skillz are all she has to keep sane.

Jusenkyo Spring Transformation: Chibi-Rongo from Jungle de Ikou.

Happosai

This short, balding midget is infamous for being the ONLY guy to be able to steal a girl's panties without her knowledge! He often gives himself away by shouting "What a Haul!" while gleafully bouncing past with a huge sack full of underwear.

Jusenkyo Spring Transformation: A Kodama from Princess Mononoke... with his trademark hair.

Key

She is supposedly a robot girl with one itty-bitty little problem: In his dying words, her "Grandfather" told her she must make 30,000 friends to become human*cough*pinocchio*cough*. If she doesn't do it in time, her battery will run down and well... She eventually decides to become an idol singer. In reality, she is really a human girl, except the females of her family have special abilities and the reason she's robot-like is because her body has lots of a substance called "gel". If she doesn't get rid of this stuff soon, she'll die. The only way to get rid of it is to have the love of 30,000 strangers. She often refers to herself in the third person("Key does not think this is a good idea..."). She has certain episodes where she becomes a human/"robot" hybrid with great strength and has the ability to screw up bad robots' power boxes.

Krillin

Krillin is a short little monk that could whup you any time he wanted to. He was trained by the great Turtle Hermit, along side his best friend, Goku. Though Goku got unbelievably strong, Krillin is still kinda weak, but he can hold his own. One of his best attacks is the destructo-disc, a projectile that is razor sharp! It is this training that may help him survive all these MSTs...

Link

This little Elven boy has seen multiple adventures through many many generations. All those times he has had to deal with a power-hungry thief, waking a weird fish, and racing against time to stop a moon from destroying everything. Most see him as kind of a playah. Others think he's a pansy. In his homeworld of Hyrule, he has about five girls creaming to get a taste of his sword. That changed slightly when he got aboard the SOAP. Now he has about ten.

Sailor Mercury

The blue-haired girl genius is the cutest thing you ever did see! She is drooled over by numberous males everywhere, (even me!) despite the fact that she's 1) 15 2) a CARTOON! As Ami Mizuno, when evil arises, she turns into one of the 15 Senshi. She will have to resist the urge to go nuts while MSTing stuff...

Misty

This red-headed young lass is an expert in water Pokemon. She follows Ash wherever he goes because he kinda wrecked her bike... at least that WAS the reason. Though she kinda denies it, she's got the hots for Ash. Be careful, however, because she is as hotheaded as her hair color would suggest! She now has to cope with MSTing stuff. She's cool with it, though. Ash, Pikachu and Togepi are there to keep her company.

Sakura

This is one feisty schoolgirl! She has a crush on Ryu and would like to be his "Student", if ya know what I mean! (She wants him to teach her how to be a better fighter). She can already mimic his moves and such. Plus, she's kinda cute!

Sasami

The only member in the Tenchi Muyo series that seems to have any brains. She cooks for everyone and she's GOOD at it! Apparently, Dark Shadowy Figure kidnapped the Tenchi Muyo group and converted the temple to the SOAP where the inhabitants live. She is joined by Washu, her sister Ayeka, Mihoshi, Ryoko, and Ryoko's ship/Cabbit(half cat, half rabbit), Ryo'ohki. Washu is theonly other one to MST stuff.

Vash

This man is legendary. He has a $$60,000,000,000 reward on his head because he supposedly killed someone and blew up a town. In reality, it was his evil brother's fault! Also, the people didn't die by his hand... They killed each other! Now, he has been roaming the vast desert of Planet Gunsmoke dodging Bounty Hunters, the Insurance Girls, and Kuroneko-sama! He later joins up with the insurance girls and Wolfwood, the priest. He has a large gun, a gun in his prosthetic arm and his right arm fuses with his gun to become the dreaded Angel ARM!

Jusenkyo Spring Transformation:A Chocobo with spiky hair.

Wolfwood

Wolfwood is a priest... at least that's what he claims he is. He is kinda a member of the Gung Ho Guns which is run by Vash's brother. Wolfwood is the disciple of Chapel the Evergreen: a member of the GHG. His cross is really a carrying case for his many handguns. It also doubles as a huge gun and a bazooka. He occasionally travels with Vash and the Insurance Girls and then leaves to do whatever it is he does. (ie. killing people) He also smokes enough to give the Cancer Man from X-Files a run for his money.

Jusenkyo Spring Transformation: Kuroneko-sama... smoking a cigarette.

Zelgadis

Zelgadis is one moody bishounen. His Great Grandfather/Grandfather found out Zel wanted to be stronger. So, being the evil person he was, he turned him into a chimera, a freak. He is part demon, part human and part golem. He is looking for a cure and is usually seen with Lina Inverse, Gourry, Amelia, Xelloss, Martina, Selphyiel and others of the group known as the Slayers.

Jusenkyo Spring Transformation: Human.

Dan

This bad boy is kind of a wuss. He was the one who taught Sakura some of her moves. FUntil recently, Dan worked for the bad guys. In actuality, he was a spy. Dan was originally supposed to be a poke in the ribs to all the characters in some of SNK's games (i.e. He has a "Taunt" move, and he's in a PINK gi).

Miko Mido

Miko Mido, aka. La Blue Girl, is a ninja of the Miroku clan. Y'see, all the female members of her family are masters of sexcraft. What is that? Figure it out for yourself!! Anyway, she is the daughter of the demon king of Shikima realm.

Jusenkyo Spring Transformation:Gatomon.

Nakoruru

This japanese girl from the Ainu people uses a kodachi(Japanese short dagger) to punish bad guys. She is both fast and "cute". She originally worked for the bad guys as the "button-pusher". Usually she is accompanied by her falcon, Mamahaha, but she also has a large wolf names Shikite. She used to live a fairly easy life with her grandparents and younger sister, Rimururu. Now she MSTs crap. She hates bad people who dirty nature.

Jusenkyo Spring Transformation: A budgie.

Rezo

Zelgadis' Great Grandfather/Grandfather. He was known as the Red priest. He could perform great miracles, but he was blind since birth. He would go and heal others of their blindness, but he could not heal himself. Later, he got the idea to use the Philosopher Stone to awaken Shabrandigno, the King of Monsters, so he could get his sight back. Little did he know...
The big evil guy was living in his eyes all these years and took over his body. It was only through his help that Lina Inverse could defeat him. Later on, a superfan of Rezo, Eris, made a copy of him. Unlike the original, he could see, and his yellow eye was unsettling. He got too big for his britches, and went out to prove himself better than the original. He killed his maker and got possessed by some dragon monster. He almost killed Lina that time, but in the end, he was glad to die knowing he surpassed the original.
Now Rezo seems to be back to life. Don't ask why. I don't really know.

Jusenkyo Spring Transformation: A Spriggan.(Kind of a Golem type monster that can change size.)

Team Rocket

These losers always get beaten by Ash and the gang. Their whole mission in life is to get in good with Giovanni, the boss of Team Rocket. Jesse, James and Giovanni's Meowth constantly mess up, however, in getting Pikachu and/or rare Pokemon. Not helping the matter, the Pokemon they actually own STINK! (especially Wheezing...) What possibly possessed Dark Shadowy Figure to hire them? Who knows? Who cares? But now they live with the SOAP Inhabitants.

Rimururu

She's Nakoruru's little sister. She fights with a kodachi as well. She also utilizes a floating ice crystal... Don't ask. She helps in the button pushing.

Iori Yagami

This guy is from the King of Fighters cast. He debuted in KOF '95 and he's Kyo's Rival (Kyo's the main character). He likes meat. He can kick some serious ass, his laugh is pretty sweet... and he's got an (even more) evil alter Ego...
Y'see, his family was part of the Kusanagi clan, but they had a falling out, so they split. The Kusanagi's purpose was to stop a demon named Orichi from rising and killing people. However, Iori's clan offered the demon their services and they changed their name to Yagami.
Now, Iori occasionally gets possessed by Orichi to become... BLOOD IORI! Complete with the ability to jump your punk ass and tear it off! He also loses his ability to speak... but not his hatred for Kyo!
Anyways, now he's here... And I can mock him unmercilessly by saying he's Wolfwood and Legato's lovechild! ^-^ (heh heh heh... I'm a bastard...)

Mink

Mink is a girl with a problem (what else is new?) Y'see, her dad is a dragon slayer and her mom... well... She's a red dragon, one of the most dangerous... Her dad was supposed to slay her mom and one thing led to another and...
That ain't exactly all, either. She, like many girls her age, is infatuated with an idol singer, named Dick Saucer... who just happens to be a dragon slayer as well! Not only that, she's got the king and the princess after her ass... as well as hired assasins and... DICK SAUCER!!! The princess, the Dick Saucer Fanclub Pres., kinda envies Mink's being a dragon half... Y'see, her mother fell in love with the king and she had a slight problem: She was a slime. so she stole a bottle of "People potion" and became human. All seemed happy until their one and only daughter was born... I'm gonna shut up now, lest I give away the WHOLE plot. If you wanna know the rest, buy or rent "Dragon Half" But be warned... NOTHING is taken seriously!

Dejiko/DiGi Charat

Dejiko was a princess on the planet DiGi Charat. But then bad people came, so her mom renamed her after the planet and sent her off in a spaceship with her friend Puchiko, and her ball-shaped protector Genma. Now she lives on earth, working alongside Puchiko, Genma, and her rival Rabi en Rose (they're rivals because Rabi says Dejiko was pretty) in a video game store. She ends EVERY sentence with "nyo". Alternately, Puchiko ends each sentence with "Nyu" and Genma ends every sentence with "Genma"!

Brock
Misty and Ash's off-and-on-and-off again travelling companion. He's always hitting on the ladies. Why? Well, he HAS been doing nothing but taking care of his little brothers and sisters for quite a while... Can you blame him for being so sexually frustrated? Most otaku can somehow identify with him.
Medabee
A Medabot comprises of three main parts: It's skeletal frame, It's armour, and a special device called a "medal" (Hence the name) Unfortunately, the medal that was found for Medabee is slightly defective, giving him an attitude. Just don't tell him he's defective... Pain and stuff... Oddly, Washu obtained him somehow...
Hiei
Not to be confused with Zelgadis, everyone's favorite moody chimera bishounen, Hiei is everyone's favorite moody fire demon bishounen with a third eye! Yes, Hiei is a sexy fire demon. He used to be bad, and, much like Vegeta, has a napoleonic complex. (Being short doesn't help) He's so cool! He could give Tien, the three-eyed dude from DBZ, a run for his money... Plus, he's got HAIR!
Washu
Washu is the other character from Tenchi Muyo that MSTs stuff. She escaped (unknowingly) by going to the future for a while, and now she's back. Washu is the creator of Ryo'ohki (I think...) and Ryoko's "mother". She is a super genius' genius and she is simply one kick-ass girl... for a 20,000 year old!
BAD GUYS
Queen Beryl
This bad girl was the first one that the Sailor Senshi went up against. She wants to take over earth. In order to do that, she must drain human energy. Yes, she IS evil. She also happens to be dead. Legato killed her, along with Ganondorf
Ganondorf
This former king of the thieves became so power-hungry, that he got turned into a pig-like creature. Repeatedly. Throughout history. Now he's dead (Read Queen Beryl bio)... At least until the next century!
Legato
He replaced Dark Shadowy Figure as the leader of Dark Place. He is a member of the Gung Ho Guns and is Knives' right-hand man... even though he is human and Knives beats him like somebody's bitch. He has mind-control powers and he's ALWAYS snacking on something. He has the arm that Knives amputated off of Vash and he has been known to start petting it. Currently, he's a plushie.
Knives Million/Millions Knives
This is Vash's twin brother. He's bad. He wants to irradicate all traces of human life so that he and Vash can be the only ones on the planet... Sounds gay, doesn't it? NO? Well, it is! Vash obviously doesn't like this idea. (Could it be because Knives has this stupid habit of killing people Vash cares about?) For a while he was content to torture Vash el al with fanfics... to destroy mankind... or something... NOw he's a plushie!
Gung-Ho Guns- This is the little group put together by Knives to cause Vash pain n' such.
Caine the Longshot
This guy is one of the last guys Vash fights. He has an INSANELY long rifle that he uses to snipe with. And a cloaking device to boot! He only appears in the TV series, as he replaced Elendira the Crimsonnail. He didn't say much, either and he killed himself too. But now that he was alive again, he somehow developed vocal chords. Now he's a plushie
Chapel the Evergreen
He walks about with his cross that splits into two machine guns (Wolfwood fasioned HIS gun from him... alternately, Wolfwood is ACTUALLY Chapel in the Manga...), and always seems to have an apple that is very rare on the planet Gunsmoke in his possession. He taught Wolfwood everything he knows. He kills Wolfwood (under Legato's spell) in the TV series, thus pissing off fangirls everywhere... Which is partialy why he's a plushie now...
Dominique the Cyclops
This is the second Gung-Ho Gun that Vash fights. She has a demon eye which she uses to hypnotize her victims by dulling all five senses to give the impression that she is either a) really fast or b) is able to teleport. Vash uses a the pain from a finger he got caught in a door to help defeat her. She is later killed, along with Monev, by E.G. Mine. She now makes a fairly cute plushie! ^-^
Rai-Dei the Blade
This Samurai that wears a fringed cowboy vest over his samurai clothes wants to experience death first hand ("Bushido", for all those not in the know). He was the fourth Gung-Ho Gun that Vash faced. He has a rifle hidden in his sword and ALMOST defeats Vash. He would have, if it wasn't for Legato taking over Vash's Angel Arm, thus causing the "Fifth Moon Incident" (What is that? Get thee to a video store or borrow it from a friend to find out!!)He kind of survives, but Wolfwood shoots him! Guess what? He's now a plushie! At least... in my MST series...
Zazie the Beast
Here is another f***ed up little boy. He can control sandworms with a little device attached to his head. In actuality, he is a demon in a kid's body. Wolfwood killed him in the TV series. In the manga, he was a collective of bugs in the kid's body... and when he got killed, they moved to the body of a small girl... He's a plushie now.
Monev the Gale
This Musclebound Gunfreak was the first sent to kill Vash. Added to the fact that Vash was chained to a wall at the time... Needless to say, Vash got away and then Monev made one TEENSY-WEENSY mistake... He killed a bunch of innocent people... Vash went Heian on his ass. He almost killed him, too, but he remembered Rem... (It's ALWAYS Rem with him... Gawd!)Monev has the unfortunate honor of having been turned into a plushie by the SOAP Inhabitants... A very LARGE plushie!
Gray the Ninelives
This guy is just a robot with a shit-load of guns in various parts of his body. The fact that he's a frickin' ROBOT gives him the nickname of Ninelives. In the manga, the nickname is because he has nine dwarves controlling him and normal gunfire doesn't affect him (Acid on the other hand...). Wolfwood kills him in both the manga and the TV series. However, in the manga, two of the dwarves survive and are held prisoner on the SEEDs ship. He is also a very large plushie, now.
E.G. Mine
The third to challenge Vash. This guy last about, oh, ten seconds against Vash. He killed Monev & Dominique for failing to kill Vash. Pinned 'em to a wall, too... After Vash defeats him (He just runs up to him, dodging E.G. Mine's spikes, and sticks his gun into E.G. Mine's chin.) Then Rai-Dei shows up... and toasties E.G. Mine! He's now a very spiky plushie...
Hoppered the Gauntlet
This guy challenges Vash at the same time that Wolfwood was trying to stop Gray. His method of attack is to jump into his spinning shield and spinning like a top. The shield is bulletproof and he shoots through the tip. He also uses a gun shaped like a boot! He kills his own damn self... Throws himself into a Plant (Those lightbulb things) that Vash was trying to repair. He's a freaky looking plushie with an athletic supporter on it's face, now...
Midvalley the Hornfreak
This guy has a horn. He blows it all the time. He polishes his horn a lot. When he wants to kill you, he uses that horn. Marvel at his horn. It can shatter a buiding... and people too. What a magnificent horn. Would you like to touch the horn? He calls his horn Sylvia. I could go on forever about that horn... Anyway, He kills himself after Vash destroys the horn to cause Vash pain. (Let me reiterate: Vash destroys the horn. Midvalley decides there's no other alternative and decides to honor Knives' wish for Vash to feel the pain of not being able to save another life... It's all very complicated.) Anyway he's now a mad-whore-plushie with a horn
Elendira the Crimsonnail
This is supposedly the strongest Gung-Ho Gun: A crossdresser. S/He apparently has the ability to shoot nails or spikes really fast. S/He is so strong, that Legato is scared of him/her. And that's pretty damn tough, if you know how Legato usually is... S/He only appeared in the Manga. Elendira is now a very flamboyant plushie... but he's not gay! (actually, he is... I think...)
Leonov the Puppetmaster
This strange little man does what his nickname suggests. He has numberous robotic puppets that he controls from a distance via a weird metal ball with strings attached. There are two main kinds: Men-shaped, with long hair and mustaches, and weird looking birds. Usually he uses other models. Wolfwood kills him in the TV series, but in the manga, he jumps from the SEEDs ship. Why? because Nicky found the casket that he obsessively carried around with him and threw it off the ship. There is some speculation that Gray is one of his creations... he's a plushie. Just like the others. *yawn*
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