MST number 3 Doubleheader: The Anime Night Before Christmas and The Anime Geek Table Squad Meet Ranma 1/2 Co-MSTed with Ken Scott Kara Jade: Yes, the master of the silly anime crossover fics has decided to grace us with his wit! E-mail me at karajade75@hotmail.com with whatever you want that's related to the MSTs! All characters and stories copyright their respective creators. Ken's notes: My first MSTing! Odd that I'm doing it to one of my own... Oh, well!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- *Maison d' Ken* Lara: *Has huge suitcase and is wearing sunglasses and a trenchcoat* Now, while I'm gone, I want you to all do dishes, clean your rooms, vacuum, etc. Kristina, you're in charge! Kristina: Whoo hoo!! Lara: Akurei and Tenshi, don't forget to feed Cham Cham! *Cham Cham, the junglegirl is rubbing against Lara's leg* *to Cham Cham* Go away! Go play with a string or something! Kage, I want you to remember take care of Kristina. Keep her out of trouble. She IS your half sister after all! Oh, and Kage...NO WWF!!! Kage: Fear me! Lara: Yeah, Whatever. Anyway, have fun! AND NO TITANIC!!!! All except Kage: Awwwwww!! *warp portal opens* Lara: Man, there's gotta be a better way to travel.... Ken: Cue the music! In the not-too-distant future A girl has to take a test But the voices in her head Just won't take a rest! Kara's on the honor roll, and there she'll stay, Unless she fails her exam, which is today. Other people live inside her mind, So she sent them to a quiet place, and- (Let us out!) Kara Jade: I'll send you weird fanfics, The worst I can find. Then maybe next time you'll shut up So I can get some peace of mind! Now remember, even Sephy can't control Where the 'fics begin or end. He's just gonna have to tough it out, Or they'll all go 'round the bend! RIFFER ROLL CALL! Mina! (Smut! Smut! Smut!) Kain! (Oh dear god no.) Aries! (*BOOM* Whoops, there goes another invention.) Krissie! (Let me out!) Lara! (I think I'm lost.) If you're wondering how they eat and breathe, And other science facts, Just think, "It's just a fanfic, I really should relax, For 'Internet Fanfic Theater 42K'!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- It was yet another chaotic day in Kara Jade's subconscious. Aries J'haenovalis was busily working in a corner of the room, getting greasy and building some new invention. Kain Highwind was unwillingly helping him out, on Kara's threat of dousing him with water from the Jusenkyo Springs. Krissie J'haenovalis was solving a crossword magazine faster than Sephiroth could follow. Mina Algetty was avidly watching the clock and waiting for a correspondence friend, Lara Toshima, to show up. Yet, underneath the the excitement, awe, and fear in the room, there was a feeling of dread. Exam week was coming up for Kara, and she was on an extremely short fuse. Just then, the door swung open and in stepped Lara. She was wearing her school uniform, and her light brown hair was pulled up into two huge pigtails, giving her the image of a very psycotic Rini-chan. She and Mina immediately started talking loudly and excitedly. "Oh, man, Mina, you can not imagine how good it feels to get out of that satellite. My room mates are all so _annoying_." Lara sighed. A shout of "I've done it!" distracted everybody. "Done what, Dad?" asked Krissie as everyone present walked over. Aries smiled as he gestured grandly. "Kara asked me to try to build a certain machine. She thinks she might be able to sell it to someone. It changes you into a different version of you that's from fanfics. Now all I need to do is test it." He looked around at the people around him. 'Mina's not in any fanfics...' he thought. 'I don't know Lara... Not enough of a change with Kain or Sephiroth...' Then he looked at Krissie. "You aren't testing that stupid machine on me, Dad!" Krissie backed up. "Oh, come on, Kris," he said as he pulled out a remote control. "It won't hurt." Everyone jumped in surprise as Krissie ran screaming out of the room, brushing past Kara, who had just walked up. "That's the first time I've ever heard a Doppler-shifting scream," Kara said thoughtfully. "What happened?" Her face lit up as Aries gestured at the machine. "Oh, it's finished? Great! And you need her to test it on? Alrighty then." She pulled out a Pokéball. "Pikabat, go!" The 'mascot' of the place appeared on the floor - a Pikachu with a Golbat's wings. "Go bring Krissie back here." A few moments later, a crispy Krissie was led back into the room. Kara looked at her. "Do you want to test the machine?" Krissie shook her head. "Do you want to see two more of Ken Scott's fics?" Krissie shook her head even more. Kara leaned forward. "Choose." *>-<* Krissie ducked the handfuls of popcorn that Kain was throwing at her. The five of them were sitting in the Theater, awaiting the horror. Somehow, Sephiroth had managed to avoid coming with them, and so tempers were high, especially Lara's. "Shut up man, you don't understand," Krissie said grumpily. "I didn't say anything." "Good." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- *order from left to right - Kain, Mina, Lara, Aries, Krissie* Lara: So what do we do in here? Kain: We mock the fics that Kara sends us so we can stay sane. Lara: Ooooh! Well, bring it on!! Kain: You're sick, you know that. Krissie: *resigned* What are we watching today? Kara: *from speaker* First, a lovely little poem that Ken wrote a while back. >The Anime Night Before Christmas >Another mundane fanfic by Ken Scott >(with help from Kara Jade, *shocked silence from everyone* Kara: *from speaker* I _swear_, I didn't do anything more than read it! It's not my fault! Kain: Yeah, right. *snort* My friend. >Devon, John, and Morgan the Smoking Monkey) Kain: I think I'm beginning to detect a pattern here. Lara: Gee, ya think?! >Animetown City Police Dept. Krissie: *innocent* Is this where everyone from that first fic lives? >"We are more effective than the Dominion Tank Police and the Dirty >Pair put together!"-Officer Qwert Lara: More like the _police_ from Dirty Pair. >Police Eyewitness Report: C-Ko >Date: Dec. 25, 1999 Lucca: *from speaker* Augh! Lavos is coming! Lavos is coming! *yet another stunned silence* Kara: *from speaker* Eh heh heh... sorry 'bout that. Dimensional flux an' all that. Lara: Harumph!! *Pulls garbage can-sized bucket of popcorn out of nowhere...Nobody notices...yet* >'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, >Not a creature was stirring, not even a Meowth. Lara: *Asleep; mumbling* Oh no! Not another Pokemon Lemon! The horror! the... *wakes up, remembers where she is* Oh, it was all just a bad dream! *blushes* >The girls' stockings were hung by the chimney with care, >In hopes that Happosai would NOT be there. Kain: Isn't that a given? Krissie: Just smile and nod... >The Children were nestled all snug in their EVAs, >While scenes of BubbleGum Crisis danced in their heads, >And Ranma in his/her Kerchief and A-ko in my Security cap, >Were preparing to give Carrot a good winter's whap, Aries: I'm lost and confused. What's that about? Krissie: *Xellos* Sore wa, himitsu desu. *normal* But really, Dad, you _don't_ want to know. >When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter, >I sprang into my Veritech to see what was the matter. >Away to the viewscreen I flew like a flash, >tore through the wall and tripped over Ash. Lara: Poor Ash! Kain: Heh heh... what was Ash doing there in the first place? >Sailor Moon's breast was covered with new-fallen snow, >(Why I just wrote that, I don't know!) Krissie: Hmmm... could it be because you're a PERVERT?! Aries: Calm blue ocean, dear, calm blue... Lara: o/~ Da ba dee o/~ *Everyone stares* What? Kain: *Sarcastically* Only a few people are going to get _that_ one. Aries: I don't get it. >When what to my oversized eyes should appear, >But an SD sleigh and my very worst fear, Aries: D? Naga? Kain: B-ko? Tamagotchi? Lara: Spam? Doc? Mcfly? Mina: Yoda? Darth Maul? Together? 0.o;;; Krissie: Happosai? >With a little old driver so lively and sly, >I knew in a moment it was that perv Happosai. Krissie: YES!! I called it! You heard me!! Lara: Nani? What just happened? Kain: Never you mind. >More rapid than A-Ko his Pokemon they came, >And he whistled and shouted and called them by name: >"Now, Pidgey! Now, Pikachu! Now, Raichu and Jigglytuff! Lara: *Random TV psychic* I sense...a pattern!! >On, Squirtle! On, Mew! On, Eevee and Wigglytugg! Mina: Heh heh heh! Krissie: *whap!* Damare!! Lara: I don't see what's _so_funny about...*realizes* Oooh! *Snicker! Cackle!* Krissie: *whap!* Damare!! >To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall! >Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!" Lara: Now - away! - away! - away all! Mina: Wow! Good impression of Alynna! Lara: Errr... Thank you, I think. >As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, >When they meet with an obstacle, fly to the sky, >So up to the top of the housetop the creatures they flew, >With a sleigh full of undies, and Happosai too. Mina: *fingering +2 sword from recent adventure* *chuckling to self* >And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof, >The perverted midget up to something aloof. > >As I drew in my head and was turning around, >Down the chimney Happosai came with a bound. >He was dressed in black fur from his head to his foot, >And his clothes were all covered with ashes and soot. >A bundle of panties he had flung on his back, >And he looked like thief just opening his pack. >His eyes-how they twinkled! His dimples-how merry! Lara: Since _when_ does Happosai have dimples?! Krissie: Smile and nod, Lara. >His cheeks were like raisins, And his nostrils were real hairy. >His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, >And the hair on his bald head was white as snow; >The stump of a bubble-pipe he held tight in his teeth, All: Heh heh! Aries: *trying to hold back laughter* B-bubble pipe?! >And the bubbles encircled his head like a wreath; >He had a round face and a little round belly, >That shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly. >He was tiny, but plump, a right horny old elf, Krissie: Apt description. >And I barfed when I saw him, in spite of myself. Lara: Our feelings exactly. *Everyone finally notices Lara's bottomless tub of Popcorn. A brief struggle ensues with Mina being the victor* Hmph! You coulda just asked! *pout* Mina: *around an unbelievably huge mouthful of popcorn* fowwy! >A wink o' his eye and a tist of his head Lara: What's a "Tist"? >soon gave me to know I had everything to dread. Krissie: Hmmm! I see.... not! >He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, >And filled his bag with the stockings, then turned with a jerk, >And laying his finger up his nose, >And giving a fart, up the chimney he rose. *theatre fills with Loud, Boisterous, Laughter(tm)* >He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, >And away he flew, outsmarting my nuclear missile. Aries: Dammit! *holding bill of lading with C-ko's signature* >But I heard him exclaim, as he flew out of sight, > >"What a haul! Oh, what a good haul tonight!" > >The End Kain: Woo-hoo! It's over! Lara: Not... quite. Mina: Aww, man! >Police Side-note: The witness's account led to the capture of the man >we nicknamed "The Panty Pilferer Pervert". Kain: That's accurate....I guess. >He was apprehended in the Women's undergarment section in Wal-mart. >He was heard to be shouting,"What a haul! What a haul!" Krissie: ...And we were heard to shout "What the hell? What the hell?" Aries: Krissie! Krissie: Sorry, Dad. >The suspect was thrown into a room where Akane, Misty, Jesse, A-Ko, >Shampoo, and Lina Inverse were waiting. Aries: *wince* Ooooh, that's gonna hurt. >They then pulled mallets out of nowhere-we theorize they pulled it out >of their cleavage or their...uh, Lara: C'mon, Scott! Say it! Or are ya... chicken? Kain: *Marty McFly* What did you call me? Mina: Ladies and gentlemen, the Back to the Future sketch. >never mind- Lara: *putting away Huge Squeaky Mallet (tm)*...Wuss. >and pummeled him into a black and blue mass of wrinkled >flesh. Krissie: Woo-hoo! >The witness was thrown into a room, and with A-Ko's permission, we >police officers pummeled her for giving her testimony in rhyme and >adding that stupid "The End" at the end. Aries: *innocent look* But what about B-ko? Now she's gonna kill them. Krissie: B-b-but... Why on earth would A-ko agree to... *form starts flickering* Lara: ... Me also confused! ...Walls...closing in! ...Speaking... like...Shatner ...Aaaargh! *Blue battle aura* >CASE CLOSED! Lara: *Battle aura disappears* Amen to that!! >Officer Qwert-police chief >(real end) Krissie: *Form stops flickering* IT'S DONE!! WE CAN GO NOW!! *mad dash for door* *Loudspeaker crackles on as Krissie bounces off of an invisible barrier* Kara: *from loudspeaker* Not yet, Krissie. There's still another fic. Krissie: *form flickering again* *calm voice* I can have at least two people fighting against you in an instant, Jade. Kara: *from loudspeaker* *disgusted sigh* No, you can't, Krissie. My mind, my rules. Krissie: *back to normal* *muttered* Dammit. Aries: *paging through a book* *absently* I heard that, Kris. (Commercial break) (Announcer: Try new "Toast in a bowl"!! Kids: Mickey likes it!! Hey Mickey!! Announcer: Now in cereal bar, liquid, and NEW instant "Toast in a bowl" pancake mix...each sold seperately. Must be legal drinking age.) Lara: Now THAT... was high. Aries: Drugs are bad, mmmkay? (WE'RE BACK!! ^v^) Kain: Stupid Transformers takeoff... Krissie: If anyone gets that, you're lucky. >The Anime geek Table Squad meet Ranma 1/2 Krissie: *writing* I am a fish... I am a fish... Aries: What are you doing? Krissie: Hoping that once I hit forty of these, I can salute and faint. >Part 1: Introductions and Stuff > >(Disclaimer: All names have not been changed to protect the innocent! >They all signed waivers, so anything is fair game!) Kara: (Over loudspeaker) I never heard Ken talking about waivers. Kain: At least we weren't asked to 'screw 'em all' again. Mina: *mutter* Kain: ...I don't think I wanted to hear that. >(Note: All events take place before Pokemon Fiasco!) Mina: Great, now he's retroactively introducing continuity! >It was a somewhat normal day in Ranma's town. Lara: Normal? Ranma? Those two words are not to be used in the same sentence. >Akane was trying to get away from Happosai (again), Lara: (Yelling at the screen) Use your mallet! Use the mallet on the freak! Mina: Don't speak to the screen, Lara. It's a sign of weakness. >Ranma was trying to get away from Shampoo, so he could spend time with >Akane ("She promised me some hot lovin'!"), All: *sweatdrop* Lara: I don't THINK SO!! Mina: Did Akane promise that, or Shampoo? Kain: You _know_ it's bad when the fic mocks itself. >and Ryoga was lost and trying to figure out how he got into the middle >of the street (again). Aries: *Ryoga* Excuse me, where is Furinkan High School? >Suddenly, a light appeared in the sky, and four forms fell from >it, kicking and screaming all the way down. Mina: *doppler-shifting* o h s hit IFORGOTMy par a ch u tSPLAT! Aries: Sounds like they don't want to be here, either. >One of them fell on Happosai, almost killing him, Krissie: Only almost? Damn. Aries: (reading book entitled "Anything Goes Martial Arts: A Beginner's Guide") Do I have to break out the soap? Krissie: *grumbling* No, Dad. >While the other three landed on Ranma, Shampoo, and Akane, >respectively. Kain: How do you land on top of someone 'respectively'? Lara: *shrugs* Beats me! Mina: *one of the falling people* Please, great one, forgive me for using you as a landing pad, I beg of you. >"Who are you?" Ranma demanded, nursing a bump the size of a >basketball, Kain: Ranma Saotome: yet another statistic in the fight against breast cancer. Lara: No offense intended. >"And where did you come from?" Kain: Well, first the daddy plants the seed in the mommy....*WHAM* Lara: *Putting away Huge Squeaky Mallet (tm)* Thank you so much for the much needed biology lesson, baka! Mina: Yeah, living in Ken's brain, I can see how you'd need it. *SHACKA-BOOM* Kara: *over loudspeaker* No insulting the fic author AND another person in the same sentence. >"Yes where you come from?" repeated Shampoo. Kain: *nursing lump* Didn't you hear me the first time? Tough. I'm not repeating myself. Lara: *putting away Pool Cue of Utter Insanity +2(tm)* Good man! Cham Cham: *over loudspeaker* Finally! Another who speak in broken english! Kara: *over loudspeaker* *scuffling noises* Dammit, Ken, give that back! I never said you could put in cameos of your own! >All of the strangers were arguing over who should speak. The >first person was Devon, a tall foreboding fella with a skin condition; >The second person was Ken, a bespectacled geek wearing a white >"Security" cap; The third was Ky, a girl with disheveled hair pulled >into a ponytail; and the last was Morgan, a weird guy with delusions >of being Hitler on pot! Mina: He finally got the punctuation right! Kain: Too bad he got the capitalization wrong. Lara: Just the idea of Hitler being on pot frightens me! >"Why, dear, uh, whatever you are. We are the Belmont Geek Table >Squad." said the one named Devon, "We come from *beeping sound from over loudspeaker* Lara: What the?! Kara: *over loudspeaker* Personal interests. Don't ask. >"How did you get here?" quizzed Akane, eyeing over her shoulder >to see if Happosai was sneaking up behind her (He was!). Kain: Hey, Akane: You are a girl. That is Happosai. You know him. You shouldn't have to check. > "With this!" said Morgan , whipping out All: *sweatdrop* Krissie: *hiding eyes* >a huge squirt bottle of stuff. Krissie: *uncovering eyes* Oh good. Mina: *mutter* >The bottle read: "Brand X Plot Device Spray (I stole the formula >from somebody else! Shhh!"). Kara: *from loudspeaker* Yeah, from Fritz Fraundorf, not Chibi-chan. >"Now quit asking us questions! You're scaring me and Ken with your >Huge Eyes, Small Mouth (tm), Lara: Wot the....??? >and annoying dubbed voices! Right Ken?" > >"Leave me alone you deformed freaks!" muttered Ken from under a >bush. Krissie: *copying down words* Blackmail material is good. Lara: I'm not deformed! I'm just... different! >"What you want with us?" asked Shampoo. Lara: (Devon) Well, from you, we want a definite effort to improve your English skills, a date with, say... Ranma, anger management from Akane, and Happosai to be castrated! ^_^ > "Yaaaaaah!!" screamed Ken and Morgan as they ran around >bumping into various trees, Pagodas, and each other. Lara: My reaction exactly! Mina: Heh heh... Into each other... > "We come to challenge you!" Ky said. Aries: ...to eat just one! >"But we don't WANT to fight you." retorted Happosai, as he ran >by with Akane, Ky and Shampoo's bras in hand. Kain: Hmm... stealing the bra from the challenger... that sounds like acceptance of terms to me! >"I feared it would come to this," sighed Devon, spraying the >group with Krissie: *holding up Contain materia* Mina! Say it and get Flared! >the plot device spray. Instantly the small group of Anime >Characters became aggressive. Kain: Sounds like Ken here has a few repressed fantasies. *WHAM* Lara: *holding wooden mallet +5* Kain no baka! >"Yeah, we'll take you on! GRrrr!" *All try to control their laughter* Aries: "GRrrr"?! >Instantly, they were transported to Jusenkyo Springs, where the >wacky chaos would ensue. Mina: Sounds like he's trying to sell a sitcom, not setting the scene. >End of Part 1 Krissie: Can we leave now? *standing up* Lara: *glum* Just wait. >(Sit down! It ain't over yet!) Krissie: ...Damn you, Lara. *sits down* Kain: Don't worry. We can't go anywhere. *glare at Krissie* >Part 2: Mundane Fight Brawl! Lara: Okaaaaay... Aries: This sounds like an episode of Slayers. >The first matchup was Morgan vs. "That little Hermaphrodite", >Ranma. Krissie: *announcer voice* Coming soon to UPN, the sitcom full of wacky chaos, "That Little Hermaphrodite". >Morgan started off with his flaming computer mouse attack. Lara: Yes! Fear it! *Naga Laugh* *WHACK!* >"Agh! It's stuck to my face! Get it off! Get it off!!" screamed >Ranma, jumping into the Pool of the Drowned Male Burn Victim, Lara: That's bound to suck! > "I'm cured! I'm Cu-GAAAH! IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!!" Krissie: And remember, kiddies, jumping into a pool of hairspray while on fire is a Bad Idea, mmmkay? >Morgan took out a box of rifle bullets and poured it into his >handy battery-operated blender, aimed at Ranma, and... Kain: Y'know, I still haven't tried that yet... >Kenny McCormick wandered in. "eat this!" screamed Morgan as he put the >blender on Frappe. >Both Ranma and Kenny got blasted, Mina: Yay! No more Ken, no more crappy fanfics! Kara: *over loudspeaker* Which would you prefer, Ken Scott or some of the ones that Chibi-chan can find? Mina: *cringe* >along with a couple dozen birds, an old guy in a little car wearing a >fez, and a small off-duty Chekoslavakian traffic warden. Aries: When mechanoids practice lying in reality-changing machines: next, on 60 Minutes. >Morgan raised his hand in victory. *FOOMF* Mina: *smoking* What was that for?! Krissie: *holding Contain materia* Pre-emptive strike. >"No sweat!" Morgan grinned. > >Next up, Ken vs. Ryoga. "Where am I?" questioned Ryoga. Kain: Man, that is deep... >"Hey Ryoga! Look behind you!" screamed Ken. > > "Huh?" said Ryoga, looking over his shoulder. Krissie: Moron. Don't you know that you step to the side and turn so you can see what's behind you? >"Gullible freak!" muttered Ken, splashing Ryoga with a bucket >of water, turning him into P-Chan. "Now I can boot the ol' Pigskin!" Lara: That was a crappy pun, even for him. >giggled Ken, picking the porcine opponent up. Then Ken punted him and >P-Chan disappeared in a point of light. > >"Sqquueeeaaal!"*(* Looks like P-Chan's blasting off agaaaain!") Mina: *praying* Please don't let that be a preview... Please don't let that be a preview... >The next fight was Ky vs. Akane & Shampoo. The fight lasted for >half an hour. The males gathered and ate popcorn. Kain: *eyes wide* Sudden realization: Happosai hasn't given them back their bras. Aries: *eyes wide* I shouldn't be watching this, I'm married... >Suddenly, a wading >pool filled with Jell-o appeared out of nowhere. Mina: Saaaay... *FOOMF* Why'dya do that, Krissie?! Scott did it himself. >"No! No freakin' Jell-o!" screamed Ky, lifting the pool filled to the >brim with gelatinous repast over her head and throwing it at the guys. Lara: If this is before the other one, why is she so worried about pools of liquid? >Then, all the girls, for no reason but to hurry the story >along, Kain: Braless girls... running... in wet shirts... *nosebleed* >fell into the Pool of the Drowned Akane. Shampoo became a >bitchy, tomboy cat; Ky became an angry tomboy; Akane was just wet. Lara: Wha'dya mean, 'Ky became an angry tomboy'? Kara: *over loudspeaker* Ken, Ky's going to get you for calling her bitchy. Mina: *opens mouth* *FOOMF* Dammit, Krissie... *faint* >Ky whacked the others with her mallet. Ky had won it! Aries: It feels like there's something I should say here, but I can't think of anything. >Lastly, it was Devon vs. Happosai (hee! Heeee!)! Kain: If the author's laughing, then bad stuff is coming. >They traded blows for quite a while. Aries: As well as Pokémon cards. >Then Happosai tackled Devon, and they both Krissie: *glance at Mina* Good, she's still out. >fell into the Pool of the Drowned Girl! Mina: *wakes up* *opens mouth* Krissie: Ultima! *SHEEE-WHOMF* ------------------------------------------------------- / \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \ / ------------------------------------------------------- Kain: Dude! You wrecked the screen! We can leave! *screen respawns; however, some of the fic is missing* Kain: Damn... Second place medal... >Suddenly, a Veritech came out of the sky and spiked P-Chan into >the ground. The resulting 20-foot crater mixed all surrounding pools >together. Aries: ...turning the Veritech into an Invid. Oh, the humanity! Unfortunately, Happosai & P-Chan were at Ground Zero and >were both transformed into the Kodamas from Princess Mononoke. Lara: KODAMAS...?! EEVVIILL!! *Red battle aura* Power of pain, gather within the palm of my hand! ...WA-TAK!! >Tim popped his head out of the 'Mech. > >"Gah! That annoying clicking!" said Devon-Chan and Tim as they >blasted away at the two creatures. > >Ken threw a Pokeball at the Happosai creature and captured it. ("I could use one of these!") Mina: *fake crying* Why? Why didn't you get rid of that menace to society? >"I helped you this time, Devon," said Tim through squinted >eyes, "But next time, we battle!" And Tim flew off. Aries: Erm... "A winner is you"? "Look, it's Godzilla"? >"Well, what now?" inquired Ky. Mina: *Ken* Let's all have hot- Krissie: *holding primed Contain materia* Mina: *Ken*...apple cider! *normal* What did you think I'd say? >"Let's bug those Pokemon characters!" suggested Ken, "But >let's pick up John and Clayton first!" Krissie: Is that really advisable? Lara: And yet another lame attempt at retroactive continuity curses the world. >Then our heroes walked off into the sunset. ("Hey. Is it >getting a bit warm?" asked Ken.) Kain: *flat* Ah-hah. Ah-hah. Ah-hah. >The End All: *get up to leave* >Sidenote: "Big Eyes, Small Mouth" is an Anime Role-Playing Game, much >like D&D! ^-^ *Aries shuts off the lights* ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Back in the subconcious, the group was calming down, which is to say, most were taking their stress medication. "That wasn't so bad," said Lara. "You just have no clue, do you?" mumbled Kain as he downed another handful of Prozac. "You only have to be here for one seating, and you were there when he wrote them! We have to stick around here until Kara either drops us or she kicks the bucket." "Lara!" said two tiny little voices. Everyone turned to see two red-headed girls. One looked like an angel, the other like a devil. "Hi Tenshi!" said Lara, "And hello to you, Akurei! So, how is everyone behaving?" "That's why we're here. Y'know what you said to everyone before you left about Titanic?!..." started Tenshi. "They did it anyway!" finished Akurei cheerfully. "Well, I guess I'd better go now, then!" said Lara, instantly packed. With that, a warp portal opened and Lara was gone. Sephiroth chose this moment to wander back in. "And where were you?" demanded Mina. In reply, Sephiroth pulled out a piece of paper with the words "For services rendered, the bearer may miss one MSTing" written on it. "Just don't ask to use it," he said. "It's worthless now." -->END<-- ========================================================= episode 1: Why RPG's Should be Severely Censored and Devoid of Character Development episode 2: Steven Gohan's letter to the GIA episode 3: Doubleheader: The Anime Night Before Christmas and The Anime Geek Table Squad Meet Ranma 1/2 Quote o' the Day: >Then, all the girls, for no reason but to hurry the story along, fell >into the Pool of the Drowned Akane. Shampoo became a bitchy, tomboy >cat; Ky became an angry tomboy; Akane was just wet. Oh, just a gentle reminder that my E-mail address is ken_chanx@hotmail.com! 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