A
TEST STORY
by Ken Samuel
When
I
wrote a program to help me write choose-your-own-adventure stories,
this was the story I used to test it.
You are walking along a busy street one day, when suddenly, you realize
that you are thinking!!! This sudden fact surprises you so much that
you trip and fall in the middle of the street. As you probably
expected, a car drives up to you, but instead of running you over, he
stops and says, "Want a lift?" As you have never before seen a car
talk, this one startled you slightly, but you realize that, as this is
only a pretend story, it could probably happen. So after reading all of
that (which probably took you a half an hour), have you finally decided
what you want to do???
Get in
the car
Get yourself killed
You get in the car (as you probably expected you would, since you DID
choose to), and the car drives forward (also which you probably
expected although there may have been a hint of doubt in your mind
(what mind???)). But, as you probably didn't expect (although you may
have if you have read this story before), the car suddenly folds itself
up into a suitcase! You feel slightly cramped as you eat your nose and
poke your big toe extremely deeply into your rear end. You finally die
when your right ear pokes itself directly into your left eye. Goodbye,
dear stupid friend.
You attempt to kill yourself and are fairly successful as, although the
first five cars steer around you, the sixth one crashes right into your
brain. You may be happy to learn that the car didn't get a single dent
from the accident.end.
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Last updated: 7/8/06
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