"I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS"
(The Rated R Version)

December, 2005

To the tune of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"...
(You can listen to it by going here and clicking the .)

I haven't chosen a tune yet.
There are many here:
I've listened to the first six, and 3 and 5 sound good.
But I'd really like a child's voice.

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus,
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep,
Down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus,
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh what a laugh it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen,
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!

I saw Mommy push down Santa Claus,
(And) pump her fist triumphant in the fight.
She didn't see me creep,
Down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then I saw Mommy strip for Santa Claus,
(He) gazed at her great breasts in the dim light;
Oh what a laugh it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen,
Mommy strip for Santa Claus last night!

I saw Mommy such on Santa Claus,
Up and down and then a little bite.
She didn't see me creep,
Down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then I saw Mommy humping Santa Claus,
Breathing hard and screaming with delight;
Oh what a laugh it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen,
Mommy humping Santa Claus last night!

Oh what a laugh it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen,
Mommy humping Santa Claus last night!
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