One with talent and one who can sing.
And since I've cast all the bad ones
Till they've all been done in.
Now I'm just looking for one who can sing.
Endlessly searing for an orginial Phantom.
PHANS: We've been waiting for Crawford
Since it's begun.
We've waited patiently but no longer.
And since we know what'll make this movie a big success.
Listen to us and cast Michael C.
Your theatre will be empty without Michael C.
So we bless you with his voice,
There are ties that you must sever.
You'll be better when you're worse,
You'll cast MC forever.
Well will show you the depths of talent,
You can never go wrong.
With Michael you can take it to Oscar time.
Our coins will be a jingle to you.
AWL: Every now and then I hear a phan.
PHANS: And since we know all your dreams
We understand what you need.
And with MC, it will be what you wish.
His talent's so hungry, it's his time to star.