| 5 Easy Steps to Correctly Steal a Sign |
| 1. Check for any loose screws and/or bolts. If there are any, simply Left to Loosen with your hand. |
| 2. Once loose screws are taken off the sign, pull. Now you have one down, one to go. |
| 3. If a ladder is inconvenient, hop on the back of one of your pals to reach the top screw. A wrench or any other tools from dad's shed works here. |