| Just when you thought it was safe to go to the bull pen ... |
| At least you can't blow any saves sitting on the bench! You've been on the bench so long you've got enough splinters to build a house You're gonna wear out the wood on that bench! Send in the Clowns(to be sung) I hear you're on your way to Cooperstown!, Go on Sat. and its 1/2 price Does that Chewing Tobacco have steroids in it? The camera's on you, look busy! I just saw your name on a Where Are They Now list! You couldn't save anything at a Kmart sale! (Bullpen phone rings) If that's my wife, tell her I left 5 min ago! |