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| Hey, when cant you make fun of the Yankee's?- all credit goes to yankeessuck.com |
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| Did you hear? The post office just came out with stamps with pictures of Yankees on them, and we dont know which side to spit on! Q : If you see a Yankee on a bicycle, why would you never swerve to hit it? A : There's a good chance its your bicycle Q : What do Yankee's Fans and sperm have in commen? A : There's 1 in 30 million chance that one of them is humen Q : What do you have when you bury 100 Yankees up to their necks in sand? A : Not enough sand Q : What is the differece between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead Yankee? A : There are skid marks in front of the dog Q : What do Yankee fans use as birth control? A : Their personalities Q : You are trapped in a room with a snake, a tiger and a Yankee. You hae a gun with only 2 bullets, who do you shoot? A : The Yankee, twice Instead of wasting your money on Yankee hats, just tape a huge d*** to a hat and everyone will know who you support. Q : A Yankee and a Texan jump off a bridge, who lands first? A : Who cares?! Q : How do you get a Yankee's eyes to light up? A : Shine a flashlight in his ears Q : Why is is good to drive with a Yankee? A : You can park in the handicapped zone Q : What is the difference between Big Foot and a smart Yankee fan? A : There has been Big Foot sightings before Q : How do you make a Yankee laugh on a Monday? A : Tell them a joke on Friday Q : How can you tell that a Yankee sent you a fax? A : Theres a stamp on it Q : How can you tell when George Steinbrenner is lying? A : His lips are moving Q : Why dont Yankee's shower after games? A : Every assumes that its the stadium that just stinks Q : What do Chuch Knoblocher and Michael Jordan have in commen? A :They both wear a glove for no reason Paul O'Neill is trying to graduate high school. His teacher says if you solve this math problem, you can graduate: What is 14-3? Paulie says 9, and the rest of the Yankees say, "give him another chance, give him another chance!" So the teacher says "Okay, what is 7+7?" Paulie says 10. The team members say "give him another chance!" The teacher says, "OK, what is 3x3?" Paulie says 9, and the rest of the Yankees say "give him another chance, give him another chance!" |
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