| Umpire Hecklin! |
| The French Ump said that was a strike! How can you eat with those hands? You need to go to confession after that call! Dont bother brushing off the coners Blue, you arnt using them! If you're gonna watch the game, buy a ticket! I thought only horses slept standing up! We know you're blind, we've seen your wife! We're gonna put your strike zone on a LOST poster How do you sleep at night? I was confused the first time I saw the game too! I've gotten better calls from my ex wife! When your seeing - eye dog barks twice, its a strike! Wrong! You couldnt call a cab! YOu can go home Ump, we'll take it from here. Is that you're final answer? Would you like to use a lifeline? What were you a look out for Perl Harbour in another life? YOu can open your eyes now. If you really need money, get a paper route. Lens crafter called, ... they'll be ready in 30 minutes. Munch! Munch ! Munch! The Ump is out to lunch! Is that guy your grand son ump? Ya the investigator called, and they cant find your strike zone. Your Honour, I would like to appeal that call. If you woke up, you'd see a good game. Hey ump, you're ass called , they want your head back. Here's a quarter, go buy a strike zone. Now I see why you and the other maneger look alike! |