| Man, so many of the MLB's "finest" are so ugly, that they make all of the Yankee's lineup look like Jennifer Lopez on a good day. I mean, look at Al Martin for example, he looks like a fish that was raped by Mr Ed! He is sooo unbeliveably ugly! I honesetly cant stand to look at him, and he is or was a Mariner! Imagin how mean I'm going to be to those unfortinate souls that arnt Mariners, like horse face Giambi! You Yankee fans cant go around and tell me that he looks good, cuz obvioulsy he isnt, sure Jason kinda makes up for it with amazing offense ... but that doesnt matter! Well it does but what ever. In my opinion, I think that if you are ugly, that a league wide rule should be put in that no fan should have to look at your ugly face and you should have to wear a mask forever! Roger Clemens, hmm where do I begin with him? He is so fat that he sat on a rainbow, skittle popped out! Ya bad joke I know, but n e hoo, seriously the only thing he enjoys doing, besides sitting on the couch and wathcing tapes from when he was in his prime, is getting to the bottom of a case of dough nuts! No serioulsy he eats more in one day, than the entire country of Canada, which is where I make my home by the way heh heh. Roger, Roger, how could you do that to your fans? Let yourself go like that? Dont worry, Jenny Craig will find a successful diet one day ... if only! Dont think that I am just bashing the Yankee's, well that is pretty much the point, but I think that new Mariner third basemen leaves little to the imagination when it comes to being well not ugly, but not hot either, you see where I am coming from? David Bell, the person he stole his position from, was quite georgeous, and well maybe it will just take a while for Jeff to grow on me, but still I dont like him or the way he looks. George Paniagua, as I call him or Jorge Posada, has the smallest face, its like when he hit puberty, his body grew, but left his face behind. Ya thats enough for now. Dont be offended, this is just MY OPINION! |